"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (Northwest Wind is spiritual food, but I can't live by relying on spirituality alone, sister. So I still have to give the meat that should be given, and I have to add food.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao said, he was just talking. If he was really allowed to drink the northwest wind, wouldn't he have to starve to death?
It doesn't use photosynthesis, let alone plants like mushrooms and moss.
"I'm giving you extra food? Forget it, I'm sorry for not cutting all your food in half, but you still want to add extra food." Sister Hong'er said angrily after hearing this, and pinched Cheng Hao The belly hanging on the ground said: "Look how fat you are now? You are just like a ball. If you don't lose weight, you can change your name to Little Fat Ball."
"Ouch~ (This is not fat, this is strong, and it is the energy hidden in the back that will not be able to find food in the future. Sister, do you want to know this clearly?)"
How can the little tiger thing be considered fat? And why is he so chubby? Anyway, I will continue to smoke strips in the future, and I will lose weight sooner or later.
He just looks a little fat now, but in fact he is not fat at all.
"Okay, you little rascal, you still care?" Sister Hong'er heard this and said angrily: "You, a little rascal, still hide energy in your back? Whose tiger have you seen that is as fat as you? And can Huyuan still be so hungry that you can’t bear it? If you eat less for your sister, you really won’t even be able to see your legs.”
Xiaoju also told her about the energy hidden in her back. Has this little villain watched too many cartoons recently?
"Little Fat Orange and the breeder lady, you two can stop chatting for a while. We are going to install small recorders on you now."
"Yes, if there is no small recorder? There is no way to capture the voices of the two of you. After all, it is really too spacious here."
The sound engineer and makeup artist walked up to Sister Hong'er and Cheng Hao and interrupted their conversation.
"Of course there is no problem. What do you need to do?" Sister Hong'er heard this and said with a smile. She stretched out her hand to hold Cheng Hao's mouth that he wanted to open to prevent him from continuing to speak.
"It's very simple. You two just need to stand here, and we will solve the next thing." The sound engineer said with a smile, showing the recorder in his hand that was the size of lard candy.
This is a small hidden recorder that can be well hidden. It will not be inconsistent with the shooting scene when shooting.
"Then I'll trouble you all." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er stood where she was and asked the makeup artist to help install the small router.
On Cheng Hao's side, the sound engineer was handling it.
"Little Fat Orange, the hair on your body is not very good at fixing it. I'll use transparent glue to help you stick it on a little bit. You can take it off after the shooting. Don't pull it off easily."
The sound recordist who was squatting in front of Cheng Hao said, "Little Fat Orange, who was naked with nothing but hair, put the small recorder up and rolled it down again."
You have to use some transparent glue, otherwise you can only put it on the little fat orange's head and pray that when he sings, his head won't shake the thing off.
"Don't worry, little brother, Xiao Ju said there will be no problem." The principal said with a smile, and directly pressed Cheng Hao's big round face: "You know, little greedy man, please cooperate with me? When the matter is settled, grandpa I’ll take you to eat something delicious.”
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, are you telling the truth? You don't want to deceive me, this ignorant little tiger, do you?)" Cheng Hao, who heard this, asked doubtfully, his eyes full of suspicion look.
"Of course it's true. Why did grandpa lie to you, a little greedy kid?" Hearing this, the principal said angrily and held down Cheng Hao's dishonest head.
Don't let him turn back and forth so that the staff can help apply the transparent tape.
"Ouch~ (If this is the case, I will do it with difficulty. I believe you, grandpa, just once.)" Cheng Hao said, and he just put the transparent tape on the other party.
With Cheng Hao's consent and the principal's help, the small tape recorder was successfully glued to Cheng Hao's chin.
In this regard, Cheng Hao just wanted to say that his chin was a bit tight. What should he do?
"Okay, it's done, we can start working now." After finishing all this, the sound engineer said with a smile, then stood up and walked to his teammates.
"Mr. Director, please step aside, we are about to start shooting now." The cameraman and lighting engineer heard this and said to the director.
The director immediately left Cheng Hao and walked to the side to watch the filming process.
"What? The big singer Xiaopangju is going to release a new album, and there will be two songs out at once? Am I right?"
"Yes, this is truly a once-in-a-lifetime series. I thought I would never see Xiaopangju release new songs again."
"It's just, this is outrageous."
Friends in the Xiancha live broadcast were watching the female anchor or the game when they were suddenly attracted by a piece of news, and this news was the news that the big singer Xiaopangju was about to release a new song.
Immediately, all the water friends hurriedly clicked in.
They were shocked by the content. They didn't expect that Xiaopangju would release two new songs as soon as it was released. This was really great. They were worried that they would have no songs to listen to.
In an instant, one by one, they started leaving messages under this column.
It didn't take much time to get back, and the floors were built one after another. In the blink of an eye, there were already thousands of floors.
"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, in just a few minutes, the splash screen we sent out to the entire district has now built thousands of floors. Everyone is looking forward to Xiao Pang Ju's new song." After seeing this scene, Operations, report to Manager Wang immediately.
"I know, I know. It's just an appetizer. The company's plan is more than that. Just watch it."
Manager Wang said with a smile after hearing the report, looking at the familiar names on the computer.
It has been decided from above that when Xiao Pang Ju is filming a new song, we will take advantage of the situation and let the entire Xuan Kingdom know that Xiao Pang Ju is about to release a new song and let them quickly start pre-sales, otherwise If you're late, you won't be able to grab it.
These people on Hao Computer are all famous grannies in the press or on the new era Internet. The company needs to use these people to launch another round of advertising to completely publicize this matter.
"Okay, Brother Wang, how long will the flash screen in the whole area last this time?"
After hearing this, the operator asked.
The area-wide splash screen is a super recommendation spot. Generally, only big anchors get this treatment, so how long will they keep flashing this news this time?
After all, I promised today to give this recommendation position to another famous anchor. We can't let news about Little Fat Orange keep flashing here, right?
"You just have to flash Xiaopangju twice every hour. Remember, it must be on time. As for other anchors, you can flash it to other anchors at other times." After hearing this, Manager Wang thought for a while and said, just like this twenty-four hours a day. The screen flickered intermittently, and he couldn't believe that there were still people who didn't know about the news that Xiaopangju was about to release a new song.
"Okay, Brother Wang, I understand. I will do as you say." After hearing this, the operator replied and immediately did as the other party said.
Soon the names that were trending in the area switched to the names of other up owners.
This made the other grannies heave a sigh of relief. If the screens were filled with little chubby oranges today, they would be doomed.
"The people at Xiancha live broadcast are quite fast. Xiaopangju's new song is being recorded and they have already started to promote it. Sure enough, big companies still have a lot to offer." In the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park, Brother Li Looking at the splash screen on the screen, he couldn't help but smile.
"After all, Xiancha Live Broadcast has obtained the publishing rights for Little Fat Orange's album and other related song agency rights. It's normal for them to be so anxious."
"Yeah, I heard that Little Fat Orange's Blue and White Porcelain has been viewed 6.1 billion times worldwide, and the album has sold 80 million copies worldwide."
"Yes, I heard that Xiaopangju may even participate in the Golden Melody Awards this year."
The bodyguards and staff on the side heard it and talked in a variety of ways.
"Who did you hear this news from?" Brother Li couldn't help but asked in a daze after hearing this, with 6.1 billion hits worldwide and 80 million copies of the album sold? Are you kidding him? Where did these guys get the news?
"Of course, it's based on Grandma's statistics on the website." The bodyguard said without thinking.
"That's right, he even showed the data." The makeup artist on the side nodded, saying that he had also seen this video.
"Then you guys are probably deceived. If it really reaches such a large number of views, take a look, will the director be so stingy?" Brother Li said angrily after hearing this. It's just a lie, okay? If there really are so many clicks, why would the director be so fussy about searching?
"Hey! When you hear it, it does seem to make sense."
"That's right. If there are really so many clicks? The Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain has been closed down for a long time. Why does it need to receive tourists?"
"Then it seems that the data on this website is very high. Maybe a person will be included after listening to it several times."
"Yes, as for the album, I'm afraid it's also fake."
When he met the bodyguards and staff here, he suddenly realized.
They just said, what if Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Park is really so rich? Why is it still open like this? There are no more breeders, cleaning and security personnel.
The relationship data is actually fake? Then all the problems will be explained.
"So you are still a little too young to be fooled so easily." Brother Li said with a smile, looking at Cheng Hao and Sister Hong'er who were singing and said: "But Little Fat Orange has been so publicized, right? We still have a lot of benefits. This time I want to use Xiao Pangju’s name to help our concert.”
"Oh? Then Brother Li, what are you going to do?"
After hearing this, several people asked curiously.
"Of course I'm taking advantage of this moment to buy some hot searches for A Guang. After all, at A Guang's concert, you can hear the chorus between Xiao Pang Ju and A Guang." Brother Li said with a smile, taking out his mobile phone. Went to make a call.
The bodyguards and staff couldn't help but sigh after seeing it. Brother Li is really good at doing things. He took advantage of Xiancha Live Broadcast to promote Xiaopangju and used him to preach.
"It's such wonderful music. I couldn't help but want to jump after hearing it. This is the power of music." As they were talking, a figure in front of them looked like a water snake, twisting its body. It's over.
It was A Guang who was captured by the music. When the bodyguards saw this scene, they couldn't help but said with black lines on their heads: "Would any of you go up and pull this guy back? Don't let him disturb the filming."
"Otherwise, I'm afraid he will be beaten to death later."
Others were filming an album over there, and Aguang came over to make trouble. Isn't this asking for a beating?
"I think this matter is a bit difficult. None of us can catch him."
"Yes, if we can catch him, can he still stand there fine?"
Everyone who heard this murmured that if the other party could catch him looking like he was in need of a beating, he would have been beaten to death by them long ago.
"Okay, that's true." The bodyguard who spoke said helplessly, and could only look at the other person's appearance.
"Mr. Aguang, please stop walking around. We are filming now. I hope you can cooperate a little bit." The principal looked at Aguang who was wandering around and caught him back with a quick movement.
"Great, Mr. Director, you did a great job."
"That's right, finally someone was able to control this guy A Guang."
Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but clapped their hands and cheered, with happy smiles on their faces.
"Please rest assured, Mr. Director, I promise not to cause any damage. I just heard the beautiful singing and couldn't help it." Aguang, who was caught, said, somewhat confused as to how the other party could do this so easily. Catch yourself?
Obviously he was very evasive, even ten people couldn't get into him.
"Mr. Aguang, for the sake of safety, it's better for me to hold you. After all, you can't help yourself, right?" The principal said with a smile, and held the other person firmly to prevent him from moving.
A Guang was very helpless after being caught, but there was no good way, because he really couldn't move now and could only stay in place.
But fortunately the singing didn't last long and the filming was over.
"Thank you for your hard work, Little Fat Orange. I'll help you take off the recorder right now." The recorder who completed the sound collection said with a smile. It's great that Little Fat Orange can cooperate with him.
"Ouch~ (Hurry up then, it makes me uncomfortable when this thing sticks to my body.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, he raised his chin and asked the other party to take the thing away.
"Miss Hong'er, do you really have no idea of debuting? I feel that your voice is no worse than those of the first-line singers. What you lack is just some professional training." After listening to Sister Hong'er's singing, Brother Li smiled. He asked, very much wanting to discover another singer.
After all, the other party is a member of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, so he can just sing with Xiao Pangju's songs without hiring any lyricist or composer.
Moreover, the other party's voice is very good.
As long as a professional puts in the effort for a few months to a few years, he will be a very standard singer.
"Thank you for the compliment, Brother Li, but I don't have this idea. I'm just a breeder. My biggest hobby is watching the tiger cubs grow up healthily." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said with a smile, why do you want to be a singer? of? It's too far away for her.
Taking care of tiger cubs and all kinds of animals is her lifelong goal.
"Well, Miss Hong'er, if you change your mind at any time, you can come to me at any time." Brother Li said with some pity after hearing this. It's really hard for a talented person like Miss Hong'er to become a singer. It's such a pity that the music world has lost another good singer.
I hope the other party can figure this out and look back as soon as possible.
"Okay, thank you, Brother Li." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, and handed the recorder she was carrying to the staff who came by.
"Mr. Director, the filming work has ended. You should let me go." Aguang asked after seeing this scene.
"Sorry, sorry, I almost forgot about this. Fortunately, it's not too late." Hearing this, the director smiled and immediately let go of A Guang.
The bodyguards who saw this scene immediately came over and said:
"How is it? A Guang. How does it feel to be caught?"
"Yes, I've told you before. Don't think that you are invincible just because you have some strength. There are many people in the world who are better than you."
"Yes, you'd better control yourself better next time."
Let the other party take advantage of you. Now the other party knows in front of whom he can take advantage of you? Can't you show off your skin in front of something?
"Mr. Director, our work here is over, let's go."
After the boss saw the video and saved it, he walked to the director and said.
Now that the work is done, it's time for them to leave.
"Okay, okay, please be careful along the way."
After hearing this, the director laughed and everyone in the recording studio left one after another.
"Ouch~ (Now that things are settled, it's time for me to go to bed.)"
Seeing the people from the recording studio leaving, Cheng Hao muttered. He got up from the ground.
"Little Fat Orange, where are you going? Don't run, wait for me."
Aguang shouted after seeing this scene, and immediately ignored the bodyguards and chased after him. But the only response he received was the orange color that disappeared.
"Didi didi"
"Doctor Xiaoju, don't run so fast, be careful of falling." After seeing the standing robot No. 009 in the complex, he immediately chased after him with a blue light behind him.
Has he not forgotten what his mission is?
"Mr. Aguang, there is no need to chase anymore. You can't catch up with Xiaoju." Sister Hong'er said when she saw Aguang running.
The opponent only has two legs, how can he outrun Xiaoju, who has four legs? And it's even more impossible when Xiaoju wants to leave.
"Miss Breeder, what are you going to do when Little Fatty Orange is running in such a panic?" A Guang stopped and asked after hearing the sound.
"At this time, if I'm not wrong? Xiaoju should have gone straight to the cafeteria." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said after looking at her phone. At this time, Xiaoju must be ready to eat. .
Otherwise, he wouldn't be running in such a hurry.
"Is Little Fat Orange running away to eat? I thought it was something else." Upon hearing this, A Guang immediately stopped worrying.
Since Little Fatty Orange has gone to eat, he can find the other party in the cafeteria.
"Is this like this? Okay, okay, I understand. I will let Xiao Xiaoju be more diligent during this period, no problem." The principal said with a smile when he heard this.
"Then I'm sorry, Mr. Director, Xiaoju is about to release an album. At this time, it's better to appear in front of everyone every day." Manager Wang said with a smile. Since they are preparing for the release of the album, naturally The most important step cannot be missed.
That means Xiaoju has to live broadcast. If Xiaoju keeps broadcasting, she might get angry immediately. When the time comes, everyone will pay attention to the new song when watching the live broadcast. Isn’t it the popularity that comes and goes?
"Well, I will arrange a special person to broadcast the live broadcast of Little Orange." The director said with a smile. Originally, no one in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Garden had time to live broadcast, but it is different now.
Didn’t Robot Zero-9 follow Xiao Ju all the time? Then let the other party do this. He happens to be following behind the community. How wasteful it would be to not let him do the live broadcast?
Moreover, the cameras all over the opponent's body only need to be plugged into the interface. Isn't this much better than what they do?
"Mr. Director, I am the latest robot in the department, equipped with a series of advanced weapons such as electromagnetic guns. Do you actually want me to live broadcast?" Robot No. 009, who was standing next to Cheng Hao, heard the director's words. There was an expression of disbelief on his face.
He is a majestic super robot, and now he has to work for a little tiger? If this matter spreads out, how can he still hang around?
What would other super robots think of him?
"Robot No. 009, don't think about things so complicated. Come on, I'll explain it to you, and maybe you will figure it out." Seeing Robot No. 009, he was not very willing to help.
The director immediately pulled the other person aside and started doing some ideological work.
"Really? Mr. Consultant, please don't lie to me. If I show my face on the live broadcast, not only can I increase my reputation, but I can also gain many fans?" Robot No. 009 said after hearing this, with half doubt and half excitement in his eyes. .
"Of course. Why would I lie to you about something like this? Don't you think you're good at it?" the director asked, looking at Robot 009. He could see through this robot's character at first sight. He is reckless, showy and childish.
He didn't believe that the other party would miss such an opportunity to express himself.
"Of course there is no problem. I am the most powerful robot, how could there be a problem?" Robot No. 009 said unhappily upon hearing this.
How could his latest robot not work? He will prove to the other party that he is not only good, but also very good.
"That's right, go show me your skills." The director said with a smile: "Prove to all the robots that you are the most powerful one."
"Okay, Mr. Consultant. Leave the live broadcast to me. I will let everyone see a robot that is completely different from their impression. I will let everyone know that I am the most powerful robot." Hearing this, Robot Zero-09 said, and the whole robot seemed a little excited.
"That's right. These are the qualities that an excellent robot should have. Go ahead and let me see how powerful you are and let everyone see how powerful you are." The director continued to fool around.
"Yes, Mr. Consultant." Hearing the Zero-Nine robot here say energetically, he ran over with small steps.
"Director, is it really okay for you to fool him like this? He doesn't look very smart." After seeing this, Sister Hong'er on the side walked up and said.
Mr. Director is really awesome, he fooled this robot into a daze.
"How can I call this cheating? I haven't said anything wrong so far." The principal who heard this said with a smile and explained: "The live broadcast can indeed increase his popularity. There is nothing wrong with that. "
"But the question is, with his appearance, is he really popular?" Sister Hong'er said weakly. The director kept trying to trick robot No. 009 into becoming a tool man. What if No. 009 later The robot found that he couldn't increase his followers, so he wanted to see what the director would do then.
"I'm not sure about this. It depends on his luck." The director spread his hands and said, clearly looking like I don't know, I don't know, don't come to me.
Sister Hong'er was helpless when she saw this.
Sure enough, as she thought, the principal is the best at deceiving people.
"Dear viewers and beauties, hello to everyone!"
"Welcome to the live broadcast room. I am your favorite robot No. 009. How are you today?"
Inside the tiger pen, Robot Zero-09 said while holding his cell phone. He also adjusted his tie from time to time to show off his handsome appearance to the viewers in the live broadcast room.
"Did I say that we went to the wrong live broadcast room?"
"Yes, I received a text message from the live broadcast platform. I just found out that Xiaopangju was live broadcast today. But has there been a change in the live broadcast room? Why did such a stupid thing come out?"
"That's right, and we don't know him at all. When did you become your favorite?"
"Yes, he is the only one who can be as shameless as a robot."
See the water friends who come in. Robot No. 009 in the live broadcast room was stunned one after another.
After repeatedly confirming that there was no problem with the live broadcast room he came to, he became official again. In front of him was a robot that looked like a fool.
"You may be wondering who I am? You may be curious about my identity. But it doesn't matter, you will know it soon." Faced with the suspicion of friends in the live broadcast room, Robot No. 009 spun around in circles.
"So who are you? Hurry up and release our cute little chubby orange."
"That's right, we're not here to see you. Can you please be more clear?"
Everyone who saw this scene said with black lines on their heads.
Now they really want to catch the person who sent them the text message and torture them, and ask them if they have any serious illness? It's okay to push them, what is such a mentally retarded robot doing? What they want to see is the cute little chubby orange, okay?
"Don't be anxious, everyone. Don't be impatient. Little Fatty Orange will be here soon." Robot Zero-9 was scolded and said it was just a joke, wasn't it just scolding? It's not like he hasn't experienced it before.
"Is there something wrong with this robot? Does he know who these people are here to see?" Cheng Hao, who was lying beside him, was speechless. He finally accepted this stupid guy. He didn't know who was coming to see him, so he just chattered a lot over there.
"Everyone, look here and see who this is? Is it the little chubby orange you lost?" Robot No. 009 smiled and turned the phone's camera.
"Yes, yes, this is the little Fat Orange we lost. Send him back to us quickly."
"Yes, yes, here is my address. Please send him back to see me as soon as possible. Thank you."
After seeing Cheng Hao lying down, everyone couldn't help but said happily.
They said this was their lost tiger cub and please give it to them as soon as possible.
"It seems that everyone knows that this is Little Fat Orange, which is great." Robot No. 009 said with satisfaction: "Then, let me introduce to you who I am?"
"Aren't you Robot Zero-09? You just said that."
"It's Robot Zero-09. Don't make trouble for yourselves. We didn't come here to see you."
"That's right. As a robot, would you like to have some face? I don't want you to hide your private goods like this."
Everyone here said that they were numb. They had never seen a guy like this.
I really don’t have any shame at all, and I don’t know who is the smart one who made it.
"Actually, in addition to being the administrator of Xiaopangju's live broadcast room, this robot also hides an unknown identity." Faced with the abuse from fans, Robot Zero-9 said that everything was trivial and he was still unmoved. He moved and continued: "That is, this robot is the most powerful, handsome and powerful latest robot from the Evolution Department."
"Now, everyone understands my identity, right?"
"I understand, I understand, you are the stupidest and stupidest robot."
"That's right, and you don't look very smart. If you had said you were not smart, we would have ignored you."
"Yes, you don't look very smart."
I heard the water friends here typing one after another. They said where did this robot come from? Was it originally made by the Evolver Department? This is too cheap. Has the Evolver Department considered refining this stupid robot and rebuilding it?
"Does this idiot really think of himself as the protagonist?" Cheng Hao was speechless as he looked at Robot 009 talking to himself.
So I just closed my eyes and fell asleep. As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind. He didn't bother to pay attention to this guy.
(End of chapter)
