"Huhuhu~"
"I'm exhausted. You bastard is really hard to catch. You'd better not let me become an evolver."
"Otherwise, I will definitely beat you to death."
Just as Aguang was feasting, Brother Li's panting voice came from the door.
At this time, Brother Li was holding on to the door frame and hunched over, gasping for air as if he was deprived of oxygen. His face turned red because he was running too fast.
"Brother Li, you look very tired. Do you want to eat something to calm down?" After seeing this, A Guang asked, waving the bun in his hand.
"You bastard, I don't want to eat buns, I'm going to kill you." After hearing this, Brother Li raised his head and said through gritted teeth.
He rushed towards Aguang. This bastard was still in the mood to care about whether he was tired or not? Why is he so tired? Isn't he still grateful for what the other party has given him?
"Brother Li can't say that. I didn't do anything. You can't wrongly accuse an honest person." Aguang said while sitting on the chair, groaning and twisting up and down to avoid Brother Li's hand.
"You bastard, don't move, let me beat you up." Brother Li, who couldn't hit A Guang with his left and right kicks, cursed angrily.
Can't this bastard just give him a kick? What are you doing moving around all the time?
"Brother Li, please stop joking. I'm not a fool. Why do I sit here and let you beat me?" said A Guang, who was jumping sideways repeatedly, twisting and turning.
"Whoosh"
Suddenly, he felt hit by something? The body that was about to avoid Brother Li's kick bounced back, and came into close contact with Brother Li's foot.
"end"
A dull sound resounded in the cafeteria. Aguang, who had been twisting his butt arrogantly just now, fell to the ground and was given a five-body prostrating salute.
This immediately attracted the attention of all the keepers. They did not expect that Brother Li was not joking, but kicked with all his strength.
"Ah? Ah Guang, are you okay? Why don't you run away, you idiot?" Seeing this scene, Brother Li was stunned for a few seconds, and then quickly ran to the opposite side to help Ah Guang.
He was just venting his anger, and had no intention of actually kicking the opponent.
Why doesn't the other party avoid it? Instead, he stupidly picked up his kick. Isn't this a mental illness?
"I didn't want to take your kick, but I didn't know what I just hit, and it bounced so hard that my waist almost broke."
A Guang, who was helped up, said, touching his nose and exhaling uncontrollably.
It hurts so much, it hurts so much, it almost destroyed me.
Although he does not rely on his face to make a living, this face is still useful and cannot be ruined like this.
"Did you just hit something? Did you move too much and twist your waist?" Brother Li said after hearing this. He was just kicking this guy next to him and didn't see what he hit?
There was no one around them at all, only a little tiger was there, but why did the little tiger kick him when he had nothing to do? This is obviously wrong.
So it's obvious that this guy A Guang is twisting and turning up to his waist.
"It's possible, I can't figure it out anyway." A Guang said uncertainly, supported his waist, and touched his nose, feeling that today was so unsatisfactory.
"Okay, go and wash your nose quickly, and take a look at where it's hurt? Don't say it's really hurt your waist, that's going to be difficult." Brother Li said, helping A Guang and walked outside. The tap was gone.
"I told you, a bastard, to jump up and down while eating. Now you know the consequences of jumping up and down, right?" As the instigator, Cheng Hao muttered while chewing on the meat buns.
As the saying goes, you can't talk when you eat or sleep, but the other party was really noisy, so he had no choice but to take action to clean up the other party.
And he just hit him with his tail. The kick that kicked A Guang out was not his doing and had nothing to do with him.
If you want to blame, you can only blame the other party for being too naughty.
Bar? Otherwise, if he eats honestly, nothing will happen unless he squirms around.
"It hurts. You kicked me too hard. I feel like my waist will be broken by your kick."
Aguang said to Aguang, who was pointing at his nose. His nose didn't hurt much now, but his waist started to hurt again.
"Who told you to be such a naughty guy? If you weren't naughty, wouldn't anything happen?" After hearing this, Brother Li said angrily: "Is it uncomfortable? If it's too uncomfortable, Let's go find the director of the garden and see if he has any plaster for you to apply."
"That's not necessary. I think I can barely bear it, so I'll just take a little rest." Hearing this, Aguang shook his head and said. He didn't want to put on dog-skin plaster and make his whole body smell like medicine. Then Not to mention how uncomfortable it was, he couldn't stand the smell of medicine.
"Without plaster, can you handle it?" Brother Li said with some doubt. The other party is spoiled, and his kick is not light. Can the other party be able to bear it? .
"No problem, I'm an evolver. As long as there are too serious injuries, just give me some time to recover." Aguang waved his hands nonchalantly and said, he is an evolver after all, and his body recovery ability and physical strength are not the same. Ordinary people can compare. If he rests for most of the day, there shouldn't be much problem.
"Well, if you can't hold it back then, don't be brave, remember to tell me." Brother Li warned the other party, don't resist.
It would be bad if a big problem comes up.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go eat first." Aguang waved his hand and said, and when he was about to walk into the cafeteria, he suddenly found that the door was empty, and couldn't help scratching his head in confusion: "Brother Li, Where are our people? Where have they gone?"
"What about them? Maybe they are still walking slowly behind." After hearing this, Brother Li looked at the competition and was speechless about the abilities of the bodyguards, assistants and others.
Are these guys so grindy? Others have come running over, but these guys haven't come over yet.
"Really? Then there's no need to worry about them first." Aguang nodded, and then entered the cafeteria with Brother Li.
"Brother Tiger, have you asked enough? We really don't have anything delicious with us, can you let us in?"
"Yes, yes. We are all old acquaintances. Don't embarrass us."
On the other side, Aguang and his two bodyguards and assistants were mumbling, and they were shivering surrounded by a group of tigers.
They just ran past these tigers, and these tigers suddenly ejected from the ground, and quickly surrounded them with a "swish" sound.
They were so frightened that they didn't dare to walk or move. They could only stay here and wait for the tigers to disperse.
The tigers sniffed them over and over again, with confused eyes in their eyes, which made them very scared. They prayed in their hearts that they would just smell it and never give them a bite.
"Brothers, why do you think these tigers are surrounding us?" As the one being cared for by Tiger Tiger, the assistant was about to cry.
There are obviously so many tigers here, but for some reason, there are the most tigers around him.
The tigers circled him around and sniffed him over and over again, as if he had some deadly scent on him.
"Well, I'm asking, is there a possibility that these tigers are pestering us because of the smell on our bodies?"
The makeup artist, who was an assistant, said, looking at the tigers who had been holding her bag.
Apart from makeup tools, the only thing she seems to have in her treasure is catnip.
Almost everyone in their team has been exposed to catnip, which is extremely attractive to cats.
Apart from this, she really couldn't think of any other reason why they were surrounded by these tigers.
"Does it smell? Do we have the ability to attract cats?"
"Yes, we are just a group of grown men.
He's just a human being, where does his physique come from? "
The bodyguards who heard this said, but they couldn't think of anything wrong with their smell?
"I'm not talking about the catnip physique, I'm talking about the catnip on our bodies."
The makeup artist who heard this couldn't help but hold his head and said.
What do these guys have in their heads?
"Catnip?" When the bodyguards heard this, their expressions changed slightly.
Could it be that the catnip the other party was talking about was something they held around all day long to attract kittens?
If this is the case, it is not surprising that these tigers are attracted. From a certain perspective, big cats are also cats.
But they can't get rid of these big cats, and it's all their boss's fault.
Why do you carry so much catnip all day long when you have nothing to do? He also raised a few kittens there to influence them.
Well, now, they are blocked by these big cats. They can't walk or run.
So can anyone come and save them? They really didn't dare to move.
"You little rascals, why are you surrounding people when you have nothing to do? Please hurry up and disperse, do you hear me? Otherwise, I'm going to spank you."
Just when a few people were desperate, their hero appeared in a sightseeing car.
Sister Hong'er, who realized something was wrong here, saw what the tigers were doing?
He immediately came up and gave these tigers a slap on the butt.
"Ouch~ (Sister, you have already been spanked, but you cannot spank me again.)" Doudou said while sitting on the ground, protecting her butt.
"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalhahahahahahahahahaha."
"Ouch~ (That's right, tigers also have tiger rights, okay?)" said the tigers who were spanked.
"Ouch~ (Sister, you have beaten them, but you can't beat me.)" The last remaining tiger sat on the ground, looking at Sister Hong'er who was approaching him and spoke.
"It's because my sister beat them all, so I can't let you go. Otherwise, it's unfair to them, you know? Lift your butt obediently." Sister Hong'er heard this and said, rolling up her sleeves and getting closer. Squatting tiger.
Seeing Sister Hong'er approaching step by step, the squatting tiger's eyes were very panicked. Just when Sister Hong'er was about to touch him, he ejected and ran away.
"Ouch~ (I'm just here to watch the fun, sister, you can't hit me.)" The tiger said while running.
He is just a gobbler, how can my sister beat him?
"Doudou, you see that this guy didn't get beaten, don't you think it's a little unfair? Go and beat him up quickly." Sister Hong'er, who heard the tiger's words about running away, said to the other tigers.
The words were full of the meaning of supporting fire, and the eyes of the tigers who heard these words couldn't help but light up.
yes! Why are they the only ones getting beaten and not the other party? No, the other party has to be beaten by them.
Thinking of Doudou waiting for the tiger here. He immediately chased the tiger in the distance.
"Ouch~ (What are you guys doing? Why are you chasing me? Aren't we all partners?)" The tiger being chased asked in panic. He didn't understand why all his companions suddenly turned against him?
"Ouch~ (Just because we are companions, we have to share blessings and hardships.)"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa another another, we have all been slapped on the butt, how can you just run away? Come on, stop and let us give you a slap."
"Ouch~ (Yes, if you are a comrade, please stop immediately and let us beat you up.)"
The tigers who were chasing after them all talked about it, and they had only one goal: to beat up this tiger that had not been beaten.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (You bastards don't dare to resist your sister, but you dare to bully your companions. It's really bad. I can't let you succeed.)" After hearing this, the tiger said, and the four short legs were twisted into wind
Fire wheel.
Are you kidding me? Do these bastards want to vent their anger after being beaten?
There is no door, they don't even think about it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa another, don't you say that we share blessings and adversity?" After seeing the other party speeding up, Doudou and the other tigers had no choice but to speed up.
"Thank you, Miss Hong'er, for the rescue." After the tigers dispersed, the bodyguard and others finally dared to breathe heavily.
It really scared them to death. Next time they will never play with catnip before coming to Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"You're welcome. In fact, Doudou and the others are a group of good tigers who are not bad in nature. They just want to play with you." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, looking at the tigers jumping up and down in the tiger garden and said: "By the way, why are there only Where are you here? Mr. Aguang and Mr. Li?"
Aren't they a group of people who are inseparable? Why do I only see them now?
"Brother Li and Aguang ran away first, and we were surrounded by tigers while we were chasing them." The assistant explained?
"Yes, if you hadn't come here, Miss Hong'er? We don't know how long we would have been trapped here."
"Yes, yes, I was almost tricked to death by A Guang this time."
The bodyguards who heard this said, still looking around with a clear conscience, and subconsciously stayed away from the tigers who were looking here in the distance.
These tigers are all truly adult and evolved tigers, not the young tigers that surround them. They all weigh upwards of 600 kilograms.
The heaviest King Tiger is now as tall as a buffalo and weighs an astonishing one ton.
What if you touch them suddenly? I'm afraid they will suffer a lot.
"Oh? Why did Mr. Aguang deceive you again?" Sister Hong'er asked curiously. She didn't quite understand that they were surrounded by Doudou. What did it have to do with Aguang?
"Isn't it that A Guang, a scammer, just leaves catnip everywhere?" The bodyguards sighed and complained:
"That's right, if he had taken better care of it? We wouldn't have touched that thing."
"Yeah, he's pretty good. He became an evolved person and used his powers to run away. The tigers couldn't catch up with him, so it was a disaster for us."
"Yes, it would be great if we were also evolved."
"Um, has Mr. Aguang become an evolver?" Sister Hong'er was slightly surprised when she heard this. She didn't expect that the bodyguards did not become evolvers and became the objects of protection, but Aguang did.
"Yes, it seems that the cheating boss A Guang often stayed up late, so he was exposed to the light of evolution."
"Yes, if I had known that staying up late could have such benefits, we shouldn't have gone to bed early and gotten up early."
Speaking of the bodyguards here, they couldn't help but say calmly.
Did they never expect that evolution is related to the light of evolution that appears in the sky? Otherwise they sleep during the day and run around at night.
"Well, there's no need to force this kind of thing."
"Evolution is a general trend, and one day you will also become evolvers." Sister Hong'er said awkwardly. She understood their desire to become evolvers.
But forcing is useless, and problems can easily arise, just like those of the mutants.
Not only turning into monsters that can be ghosts or not, but also prone to various mental illnesses.
Like those people who used to be a little handsome, but now they have the face of a gorilla? Completely crazy.
She thought the bodyguards in front of her definitely didn't want to be that kind of guy, right?
"Ouch~ (Sister, why are you running here?)" Cheng Hao walked lazily, like a little donkey, and walked to Sister Hong'er step by step.
"What's wrong? You little scoundrel, are you still taking care of your sister's affairs now?" Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's round face angrily and said, "You little scoundrel, are you again?"
You didn't wash your face, why is your face so dark? "
When it was too dark, she didn't see Xiao Ju's face clearly. Only now did she realize that Xiao Ju's face looked like a coal digger.
Doesn’t this little bad guy like Xiaoju know how to lick his own fur? Why do you need her help washing your face every day?
"Ouch~ (What do you mean without washing your face? I don't have a face, okay?)" Cheng Hao said confidently after hearing this. He sniffed everywhere and was quickly attracted by the few people standing there.
The smell was a bit pleasant. He had smelled it on A Guang and the others just now, but it didn't seem so strong.
"Little Fat Orange, are you looking for the catnip in my bag?" The makeup artist asked after seeing Cheng Hao's actions.
It's been a while since I last saw Little Fat Orange change so much. He has completely lost his childishness and now looks like a big tiger.
"Ouch~ (Turns out this is the legendary catnip, I thought it smelled like something.)"
Is there just something that attracts him? It turns out to be catnip.
I have to say that this smell is indeed very attractive to kittens, but fortunately he is not a kitten, he is a little tiger, and he can control himself not to be affected by this.
"You little rascal, don't be a bad example."
Sister Hong'er saw Cheng Hao holding the makeup artist's bag, stepped forward and hugged his big round head and said: "You little bastard, you worked hard all night last night. Now go and get some sleep. Don't wander around here." Come and hang out."
"Ouch~ (I'm not a bad person, I just want to smell how attractive this catnip is to the other side.)" Cheng Hao said weakly, but still retracted his big head.
If you don't want to smell it, don't let it smell. He's going back to sleep.
"No matter how big it is? As a good cat, you can't suck on things like this." Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's round face and said, "The happiness brought by this kind of thing is fake, not real. So you want to stay away from this, you know?”
"Ouch~ (I know, I know.)" Cheng Hao nodded his big head.
Isn't it just a little catnip? It won't hurt if you smell it. Is sister so worried?
He is the ferocious king of beasts.
"That's so good." Sister Hong'er said with a smile and patted Cheng Hao's butt: "Okay, you little rascal, go back quickly. Sister has to feed other animals now."
"Ouch~ (Oh oh.)" Cheng Hao replied, then walked away with small steps.
"Okay, Xiaoju has left. Everyone can continue to do what they want to do." Sister Hong'er said to everyone.
"Okay." After hearing this, everyone nodded and moved on.
When they find A Guanglai, let's see if they make a sneak attack on the other side and let the other side experience how uncomfortable they are?
