"Ride a cockroach to school? Fortunately, these guys can say it. If they really saw such a big cockroach, I'm afraid they would run faster than anyone else." The police officer watching the live broadcast of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park said speechlessly.
He is not fishing, he is collecting useful information to prevent innocent citizens from being attacked.
But the audience in the live broadcast room was too outrageous. As a southerner, he found these outrageous.
These guys really think it's not illegal to spread rumors, and they even mentioned monsters that are big enough to ride to school like cockroaches.
"Although what they said is a bit outrageous, one thing is still correct." The commander who was also watching the live broadcast said: "According to recent research, cockroaches in the south have grown to the size of a washbasin. Maybe In a few years, I’ll actually be able to ride them to school.”
"But whether we can tame them is unknown. Cockroaches are omnivores, and the light armor they wear is no joke."
Since the light of evolution appeared, all living things have evolved, and cockroaches are no exception.
They have become bigger and more ferocious, and the armor on their bodies has become harder. They recently discovered a cockroach as big as a washbasin in the south. It was a real cockroach bully, and it pounced directly on people.
Even the electric baton was unable to knock down the big cockroach at once, and in the end, it was knocked unconscious with an explosion-proof shield.
That's right, you heard me right: I was knocked unconscious.
It wasn't killed by smashing. The armor of this big cockroach was too hard, and its vitality was terrifyingly tenacious.
And this is just a cockroach as big as a washbasin. Can you imagine that those cockroaches can really ride, and an excavator is needed to break up the fight? How violent will it be?
By then, ordinary rifles may not be able to penetrate the opponent's defense.
"Then forget it. This picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it." Upon hearing this, the girls in the command room suddenly trembled.
Such big cockroaches, are they riding each other? Or go and deliver food to the other party?
"But this is how it develops, whether you want it or not." The commander sighed, evolution will not happen without wanting it.
All living things are evolving, some are getting bigger and bigger, and some are starting to transform into animals. The only good news is that the vegetables in the greenhouse are still honest, and there is no such strange situation.
Of course, it's not that these vegetables are honest, the main reason is that they are harvested and served on the table before they have time to evolve.
Otherwise, what if you want to eat vegetarian food now? I'm afraid I have to fight with the vegetables.
But as the influence of the light of evolution becomes more and more profound, some people discovered that wild Chinese cabbage can already run away. When the Chinese cabbage detects danger, it will pull out its roots from the ground and migrate to other places, just like those who follow it. Water runs like trees.
In short, the world is getting weirder and weirder. What humans can do is to keep up with the pace of evolution to avoid being abandoned by the times.
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"Xiao Ju, you can take a rest. You must be tired after running for so long, right?" Sister Hong'er looked at Cheng Hao who finally lay down and said with a smile.
"Aw~Aw (Rourou)"
The panting Cheng Hao listened and said, It doesn't matter whether he is tired or not, the main thing is how much meat does his food bank have now? Is it enough for him to eat extra food to keep him fat?
"Don't worry, sister will remember that your meat will not be missing." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but smile after hearing this. Xiaoju really fell into the naked eye.
They all stuck out their tongues, and they didn’t forget Rourou. He was indeed a big foodie.
"Ouch~Ouch (that's good)"
After hearing this, Cheng Hao stood up again and continued to look for the big fat mice.
He didn't believe it. There were only a few rats in the whole dormitory, so there must be fatter rats.
"Xiao Ju, don't you want to take a rest?" Seeing Cheng Hao get up again, Sister Hong'er asked.
This little orange is so energetic when jumping around to catch mice. She is almost tired from walking around, but little orange is still so energetic.
But the only response to her was the tip of Cheng Hao's disappearing tail. When Sister Hong'er saw it, she had no choice but to follow him. As she walked, she said to the audience in the live broadcast room:
"Xiaoju went to catch mice again. Please wait a moment. I'm a little tired from walking."
"Sorry for not keeping up with Xiao Ju. Xiao Ju's spirit is really good."
"Xiao Ju is so hard-working. He is a good cat who loves to catch mice."
"To be precise, it should be a good tiger that loves to catch mice. Its ability to catch mice is much better than that of a cat."
"Yes, Xiao Ju is awesome. My family needs such a diligent Xiao Ju. I wonder what kind of sacks Xiao Ju likes?"
"Tenture, let me see the punishment."
"This idea sounds very cuffable upon hearing it. It's simply too much punishment."
There was no response to Sister Hong'er's voice in the live broadcast room. They were still discussing heatedly how many steps would it take to bring a tiger home?
After careful observation and research, they found that only two steps were needed. First, prepare the meat, and then a cage. Then the tiger would grow in the cage.
Of course, this is limited to tiger cubs less than fifty pounds.
Over fifty pounds? Then we can only leave it to fate.
"This little tiger is so active. Do you think he has also evolved?" In the corridor on the third floor of the dormitory building, a girl wearing protective clothing looked at the little head jumping around and catching mice, looking towards asked the companion next to him.
There were so many fat mice running out of the entire dormitory, so this little tiger must have evolved too.
"This is not clear. Theoretically, if he stays with the keeper girl, he has a high possibility of evolution. After all, the little tiger is only more than two months old. He must have been with the keeper girl two months ago. It needs The young lady got up all night to take care of her." After hearing this, the slightly taller boy said.
Theoretically, the longer you are exposed to the light of evolution, the greater the possibility of becoming an evolver. Among humans, some people have not become evolvers, and some have become evolvers earlier than others. This is the reason.
Because, when the light of evolution appeared two months ago, many people were sleeping in their rooms.
And animals and trees are more exposed to the light of evolution, so it is animals and trees that are evolving now.
This keeper girl must have been exposed to the light of evolution two months ago and took care of the tiger cubs before she became an evolutionist.
Just like him, he was originally a police officer patrolling at night. After being exposed to the light of evolution, all indicators of his body increased, and some of them turned into little supermen.
"Yes, and you have discovered that this little tiger is very smart. It is much smarter than ordinary tiger cubs. I suspect that he may have evolved in terms of intelligence." The boy who was also fishing next to him also said. He had watched the live broadcast and found out The little tiger and the keeper communicated seamlessly throughout the whole process, as if they were two people talking.
Therefore, the direction of evolution of this little tiger must be intelligence.
Although the evolution of intelligence does not seem to be very powerful, you need to know that the tiger is the king of beasts. It has full strength and agility. If it has a big and smart head, it will be very scary.
"It's very possible." The team members couldn't help but nodded after hearing this, and they all thought it made sense.
"Your analysis is good, but now is not the time to analyze and see how the mice and cockroaches are being exterminated?" At this time, the commander's voice came to their ears.
Only then did they remember, and they were still talking to the superiors, and hurriedly went to work.
It is very simple to eliminate the four pests of rats. Just put the prepared chemicals into the central air conditioner, and these rats and the like will slowly die.
Then all they need to do is wait slowly, and then collect the corpses of these rats and cockroaches collectively.
And now they have to recycle the corpses of rats and cockroaches to prevent these evolved rats from polluting the environment.
