Since ancient times, in competitions, most of the time the competition is not about who is better, but who is worse.
Ruan Bingren put it in one sentence: There are no heroes in the world, so Zhuzi became famous.
As we all know, infantry can see better than cavalry.
Speaking of heroes, who is the hero?
A hero is a man who has great ambitions in his chest, a good plan in his belly, who has the opportunity to contain the universe, and who can absorb the aspirations of heaven and earth.
Looking at the world today, how many people have this ambition?
In the battle of Hubu Dagang, 20,000 Jurchens marched northeast of Longteng and defeated 700,000 Liao troops.
Carrying five thousand people and crossing the sea to swallow Youyou - Lao Cao made this arrangement. Although he had various considerations, deep down in his heart, he still had some thoughts of superiority and inferiority.
After all, over the past few years, the Song Dynasty has seen the reality and seen it with the eyes.
How can such a country be so smart as an opponent that can confront him for hundreds of years?
What Lao Cao thought was indeed true. The Liao Kingdom was indeed in ruins.
The navy captured Yutian, and after interrogation, they learned that the county magistrate and county lieutenant had all gone to Jizhou to ask for help.
Li Junyi frowned and discussed with his brothers: "Brother Wu asked our navy to serve as the vanguard. When the enemy is defeated, we will build roads and bridges. Should we stop when we get to Yutian and provide some reinforcements? Do we need Brother Wu to personally do the work?" "
All the brothers said: "I should share my worries for my eldest brother."
Li Jun laughed and immediately ordered "Tie Mingzi" Lehe to lead 200 troops to guard Yutian, waiting for the main force. The remaining 1,800 people marched quickly at starry night to set up an ambush along the road in Jizhou to defeat his reinforcements.
Unexpectedly, after walking all night, no reinforcements were seen at dawn. However, Jizhou City Wall was already in sight. The city gates were wide open and pedestrians were streaming in. They lined up to enter. More than ten guard military schools stood lazily at the door. There were also five or seven tax collectors who set up a table to collect the money.
Zhang Shun was stunned: "Didn't you say that the Yutian County Magistrate and the County Lieutenant came to ask for help? Why are the Liao people so trusting? Or do they really regard us as grass bandits and water thieves? So they don't take it seriously?"
Li Jun sneered and said: "Needless to say, if we really ask for help, it is enough to send one officer. The county magistrate and the county captain are both responsible for guarding the land. If the city is lost, how can they escape? Haha, those two dogs Official, asking for help must be false, abandoning the official and running for one's life is true."
Everyone was shocked. Sun Xin swallowed and looked at the undefended city gate of Jizhou: "So, Jizhou Liaogou, are you afraid that you don't know that Yutian has been lost?"
Li Jun smiled boldly: "It is heaven that teaches us to perform meritorious service. If we capture Jizhou, our merits will not be comparable to that of Yutian! Do you dare to follow me to capture Jizhou?"
Sister-in-law Gu smiled and said: "It's all about having a head on your shoulders. Since brother dares, are we more timid than you?"
Li Jun said happily: "Okay! Since brothers are of one mind, this city must be mine. Let's do this, this, and this!"
Not long after, Sun Xin and Sister-in-law Gu pretended to be a begging couple in rags. They shot a few insects and birds indiscriminately and made the fork pick. They pretended to be hunters selling wild animals. Zou Yuan looked for a small car. , pushed his nephew Zou Run, pretending to be a countryman seeing a doctor, the six of them were several feet apart, and quickly and slowly headed towards the city gate.
Zou Yuan was pushing the cart quickly and arrived first. He was about to enter the city rashly. The tax collector stopped him and shouted: "Hey! Is that guy of yours blind? Don't you see the master here? It costs five coppers per person to enter the city, and the other in the cart is Collect five coins, a total of twenty coins, please pay quickly."
Zou Yuan showed a blank look on his face, twirled his fingers for a long time, and said cautiously: "Master, my nephew and I, including the car, only have fifteen dollars, how can you ask me for twenty?"
The tax collector sneered and said: "I am sitting here enjoying the breeze and suffering, drinking a pot of hot tea, do you want me to break the banknotes myself?"
Zou Yuan said blankly: "The tea you drank didn't enter my stomach. How can I treat you?"
The tax collector was so angry that he jumped up and kicked the car. Before he could curse, Zou Yuan let out a strange ouch and drove the car. The car overturned with a bang, and Zou Yuan fell to the ground. He also hit several people. Get out.
Zou Yuan ran to hug Zou Run and cried: "Oh, my dear nephew, I was going to take you to see the doctor, but why did you get kicked to death?"
He raised his face, pointed at the large sarcoma on Zou Run's head, and cried to the people around him: "All the elders bear witness to me. I sent my nephew to the city to see a doctor, but he was kicked down by this official, and he fell out of his bag. , how can I live? My ~ that ~ miserable ~ nephew ~!" He said, and even sang.
The people around him looked around and saw that Zou Run had closed his eyes and made no sound. As expected, there was a sarcoma on his head, which was shocking. They couldn't help but scream, shaking their heads and clicking their tongues, showing sympathy.
The tax collector was furious, dancing and shouting: "Nonsense, your nephew is made of clay? He died after a slight fall? It's obvious that you pushed the body to blackmail..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Mrs. Gu and his wife: "You two sluts, you don't want to pay the door, but you want to break in?"
Sister-in-law Gu begged for mercy with a bitter face: "My lord, sir, listen to what the women said. Now the army is conquering the Song Dynasty and confiscating all the food from the women's homes. The couple were hungry for three days and had no choice but to go to the city to beg for food. "
Sun Xin also nodded and begged for mercy: "Yes, sir, please do a good job. We will make up for it as soon as we get the money."
Then how could the tax collector be willing to give in? He stretched out his hand and was about to beat them both away, but Zou Yuan held his hand: "Kick my nephew to death, you can't do this, please return it to my master."
The other tax collectors came forward and started beating them with their fists. Zou Yuan shrank his head and let him beat him on his back with a bang, just as a slap in the face.
They were making a big fuss here, and the gatekeepers outside and inside the gates all came out, laughing and watching the fun. They kept silent while unloading treasures, pretending to be spectators, and walked around behind the gatekeepers.
Sister-in-law Gu rolled her eyes and saw that everyone was already in place. She suddenly shouted: "You bully people like this, I will fight with you!"
The big palm opened, like five orders, a big ear thunder, and the tax collector spun out like a top, and a big hollow neck with his left hand hit the other tax collector's ear. With a click, the cervical vertebrae were broken.
Zou Yuan shouted: "Let's fight together!" He turned around, grabbed the one who hit him the hardest, held down his head, raised his knees, and hit hard with an electric cannon. He collapsed on the ground on the spot, stretched out his hand and grabbed him again The second one, do the same thing.
Seeing how fierce these people were, the remaining tax collectors drew their swords one after another. Unexpectedly, Zou Run, who was pretending to be dead, stood up, pulled out a one-handed ax from the bottom of the car, and cursed angrily: "If you beat me to death, you will not pay for your life, why do you still bully others! "Crack, click, split three heads.
The men's army was still laughing when they first saw the attack, but when they saw that people were injured, they were frightened. Just as they were about to step forward to arrest people, two steel forks from Jie Zhen Jie Bao struck behind them, knocking over five or six of them.
Sun Xin jumped up, grabbed a knife with his hands, and stabbed several people with it. Sister-in-law Gu picked up two single knives and danced them into a ball of silver light. Zou Yuan also took off the flying tiger stick from his waist, and six giant insects attacked at the same time. In an instant, there was a massacre of corpses at the gate of the city.
The people watching the excitement were so frightened that their throats were broken and they ran around like headless flies. Six people guarded the city gate and shouted in unison: "We are heroes of the Chrysanthemum Army. People don't have to worry. I'm just waiting for you." Kill the dog officials without harming the people."
Li Jun saw the six of them seizing the city gate from a distance. He laughed loudly and raised his hand. Duan Sanniang and Zhang Shun launched at the same time, leading 1,800 naval troops to charge forward.
Today is the ninth day of September, the day of the Double Ninth Festival. Jizhou City is much livelier than usual, and people have some smiles on their faces. Unexpectedly, there is a sudden thunderous shout from the east of the city, shouting: "When my flowers bloom, hundreds of flowers bloom." Kill, all dog officials who harm the people should be killed!"
This was a slogan made up by Le He in advance, pretending that the Liao people were unwilling to be oppressed and started a rebellion in their own country.
At this time, many people fled over, shouting: "It's amazing, there are thousands of strong men, all carrying chrysanthemums to fight into the city." When the news spread, Jizhou suddenly fell into chaos.
However, it was said that his younger brother, King Yelu, was seriously injured. He led an army of 50,000 to 60,000 people and attacked Cangzhou. He fell into the "little whirlwind" fire animal trick and was defeated in a battle and returned to Qingzhou. Later, people from all walks of life rushed back one after another, and then he realized that he was surrounded by soldiers. All his sons died, and they were so sad that they fell ill and could not take care of themselves.
At this time, Yelu Chun brought Xiao Qian and Yelu Dashi and arrived with a large army. When he heard about this, he asked Yelu Dashi to temporarily take over the military power and sent Yelu De back to Jizhou to recuperate.
Yelu Dezhong returned to Jizhou, crying only for his son every day. After crying for two days, he suddenly remembered that if Yang Xiong hadn't betrayed him, how would his eldest son and fourth son have died? If the two of them survived and the brothers took care of each other, wouldn't the second and third sons also survive?
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and hated Yang Xiong. He led a hundred and ten soldiers to Yang Xiong's house and personally picked up a knife. From Taigong Pan on down, all the good and bad people in the family left no one behind. They killed all the way to the backyard, but Yang Xiong's wife was nowhere to be seen. The hatred could not be eliminated. , even if you dig three feet into the ground, you will find it.
It turned out that Pan Qiaoyun was in the back house, and when he heard the commotion in front of him, he sent the envoy Ying'er to check on him. Ying'er's name was not obtained well, and when Ying'er was about to go out, he was stabbed in the head and died with a scream.
When Pan Qiaoyun heard this, he jumped into the well regardless of his height. Yelu De came in again, how could he see him?
As the saying goes, if you have many arts, you will not be overwhelmed. If this woman had the ability of the Ruan brothers to drink water, she could escape from this difficulty by holding her breath for half an hour at the bottom of the well. But she was unable to do so. After a moment, she couldn't hold her breath and struggled and hissed shouted.
Several soldiers were overjoyed and immediately threw a bucket and beat her up. After a closer look, oh! What a good woman, I just saw her——
Black shiny hair, thin and curved eyebrows, smooth eyes, fragrant mouth, straight nose, pink face, light and curly body, slender hands, A twisted waist, a soft and pus-filled belly, pointed feet, a swollen chest, and white legs.
The best part is that the silk shirt and skirt are completely soaked, and a narrow, tightly pinched, bright red, and thick black treasure can be seen vaguely. I don’t know what it is.
This woman was cold, frightened, and trembling. I really felt pity for her. These soldiers, who were killing people so much, couldn't help but feel sympathy. They discussed with each other: "Ah, this woman doesn't look like a bad person. Wouldn't it be pitiful for the king to kill her, otherwise we, the few of us who have done good deeds and accumulated merit, let her go?"
Fortunately, there are still mature people who sneered: "Let her go? If the news gets out, not only you and me, but also our family will die. Don't ask for Luo Su, and take her to see the king. Whether she is dead or alive will be seen." She created it.”
Immediately, he used thin ropes to tie them up in various directions. While tying them, he explained: "Ms. Pan, don't blame us for tying them carefully, but we want to take care of you! Your husband Yang Xiong rebelled in front of the battle and killed several kings. Son, he wants to kill you to satisfy his hatred, but if we tie you up like this, maybe the king will see you and ask you to pay for your son, wouldn’t that mean you can live?"
When the old woman heard this, she suddenly felt hope in her heart and nodded repeatedly: "Thank you so much, brothers. If my little sister survives, I will never forget the kindness of my brothers."
While talking, he tried his best to stretch his body so that they could be more comfortable with the binding. He also deliberately rubbed his soft flesh on those rough hands to express his gratitude.
After they were tied up, several soldiers escorted her to the front hall and reported: "Your Majesty, we have captured Pan's daughter." With a deliberate push, the woman let out an ouch, staggered a few steps, and sat down on the ground.
Yelv Dezhong laughed ferociously, and stepped forward with the knife to kill. The woman quickly raised her head, with tears in her eyes, trembling. Yelv Dezhong looked in his eyes, and his breath was stagnant. Where could this knife cut?
Gritting his teeth, thinking of his son's blood feud, he became ruthless and pointed and cursed: "Bitch, your husband has done so much to me. I will kill your whole family today, take the heads and send them to Cangzhou, and I will also give that thief heartache..." "
Before he finished speaking, Pan Qiaoyun cried: "Your Majesty, if you take my head, I'm afraid that guy will be happy! Your Majesty doesn't know that guy, that guy, that guy is inhumane, and he is suspicious and suspicious of me. If he wants to steal from a man, he will punch or kick him at every turn. There is no affection between me and him, so how can he be heartbroken?"
Yelv was stunned for a moment and said subconsciously: "That guy can't be humane? Isn't it a hardship for my wife?"
Pan Qiaoyun pursed his lips, nodded with tears in his eyes, and was about to speak when suddenly he let out a small sneeze. Yelu was stunned again, and the corners of his mouth could not help but tilt up slightly: "Ha, you sneeze like a bitch." , as good as the raccoon slave I raised."
A raccoon slave is a cat.
Pan Qiaoyun said quickly: "Do heroes like your Majesty also like to keep raccoon slaves? I once had a "gun in the snow", but Yang Xiong was jealous of me holding it every day and threw it to death."
Yelude heard this again and said angrily: "This thief is indeed cruel by nature. If I catch him, I will cut him alive."
Pan Qiaoyun cried and said: "It is so cruel. Now it has harmed nine clans and even my family. Your Majesty is merciful. I have been afraid of pain since I was a child. When your Majesty kills your concubine, please be more vigorous. Don't teach me to suffer piecemeal."
Yelu De waved his hand and said sternly: "Hey! Could it be that this king is a murderous person? Every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its owner. What does the sin of that dog thief have to do with you?"
Pan Qiaoyun let out a soft "Ah", revealing a complex mixture of surprise, hope, disbelief, worry and other emotions in his eyes. He looked at Yelu De timidly and said seriously: "Will your Majesty spare me?" Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but " "Ah sneeze", he sneezed again.
Yelu Dezhong glared at the soldiers angrily and said, "The hot summer is over and the weather is getting colder. She is soaked all over. Wouldn't she get sick easily? Don't you know how to wrap her up in a quilt?"
After saying that, he took off his cloak and wrapped it around Pan Qiaoyun.
Several soldiers looked in amazement, but it was the experienced soldier who said seriously: "Your Majesty, this lady's clothes are soaked. Even if she is wrapped in a quilt, she will not be protected from the cold. It is best to take off the wet clothes in time."
Yelu De nodded repeatedly: "Well, you are careful, please step aside first..."
The soldiers quickly retreated, not forgetting to close the windows and doors, but they heard a faint voice coming from inside: "The rope is in the way, I will untie it for you first." "No, Your Majesty, I like this..."
The judges heard that the scene at that time was difficult to describe, so I posted the picture on the Easter Egg Chapter. If the judges didn't see it for a while, they would just refresh it.
The next day, news came out that the royal younger brother, the new beautiful woman, had moved to a separate property in Panshan Hot Spring outside the city. She stayed there day and night, vowing to give birth to four heroic children.
Because of this, after Li Jun and others entered Jizhou, the whole city was unstoppable. Zhizhou was still stubborn. He led hundreds of government officials and police officers to fight. A burst of spears defeated them on the spot. Zhizhou escaped slowly. , Li Jun caught up with him and cut off his head with a knife.
After more than an hour, the Bazhou soldiers stationed in the barracks outside the city learned that Jizhou was occupied by a rebel army. The Bazhou general, Kangli Ding'an, the uncle of the country, was furious and sent Jinfu Shilang to order three thousand troops. Go to the city to quell the chaos.
When Minister Jin Fu set out, Li Jun and others had just found the Jizhou treasury, killed more than a hundred treasury soldiers, and seized the treasury in one fell swoop!
There are different teachings: the husband kills his son and his mother-in-law returns, and the king, his younger brother, stalks him every night. It's hard for the navy to get ashore, but a good man never refuses to do it.
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