But it was said that "Jade Qilin" Lu Junyi was knocked unconscious by Fang Baihua's punch, and was tied up tightly with a rope by several southern soldiers. Together with "Little Wen Hou" Lu Fang, they were imprisoned in the woodshed and hung upside down from a beam.
Fang Baihua went back to the house and had a war meal. At night, when she was about to go to bed, she suddenly felt sticky and uncomfortable. However, it was because of the fierce battle today and she sweated too much.
Then he taught the female soldiers under his command to find a big wooden bucket and wash it clean. He boiled a few buckets of water and poured it into it. He washed himself once and then wiped his whole body. When he rubbed it on his chest, he suddenly felt pain. When he lowered his head and looked, he saw On the white skin, there were several blue marks, and he was surprised in his mind: What a "Jade Qilin", but when he grabbed it casually, there was blood bruises through the armor, the strength of his hand was really impressive...
Immediately, he became ashamed and annoyed: I have been clean and pure for thirty years, and I have never been so offended by anyone. I hate that this guy is so rude. How can I be willing to not avenge this revenge?
Thinking of this, I suddenly lost my sleepiness. I put on some clean clothes, took the riding whip from the wall and went out. I walked straight to the woodshed where Lu and Lu were imprisoned. I asked the guard to unlock the door. Just as he was about to push the door open, he suddenly heard There were some voices inside, and I immediately opened a crack in the door and looked inside. Inside, there were two people, Lu and Lu, hanging side by side with their heads down, chatting.
Just listen to Lu Fang say: "This witch is unexpectedly good at martial arts. I think I have been diligent in the past few years, but I am no match for her. For a woman who is so brave, it's no wonder she can't get married."
Lu Junyi said, "Brother, you don't know anything about this. Saints of the Ming Cult continue the old customs of Manichaeism. Anyone who holds this position is not allowed to marry from now on."
Lu Fang smiled and said: "Why did you know that she couldn't get married, so she became the saint of Lao Shizi? Brother, let's talk about it. Although this girl looks good, how can she be willing to do so with her strength, martial arts, and temperament?" Do you take good care of your husband and raise your children?"
Fang Baihua was furious after hearing this, and was about to go in when she suddenly heard Lu Junyi say: "Brother, didn't you rush to fight because you saw her beauty? Why did you say these words now?"
Fang Baihua was startled after hearing this: Could this fat man's tone mean he was complaining about me?
Stop now and listen to what he can say - one, two, three, four.
Lu Fang chuckled and said: "At first I just saw her outstanding character, and was excited by Han Wuyi. I thought it would be good to make her a wife, but then I thought about it carefully. As the saying goes, marry a virtuous wife. Is it for us brothers to marry a wife? Going to war? Why don't we expect her to stay at home and take care of her husband and children? It seems that this kind of woman is more powerful than a man. Brother, to be honest, would you be willing to marry her if it were your place?"
Fang Baihua felt embarrassed and thought to herself: These two madmen really deserve to die. Now that their lives are in my hands, they still dare to talk nonsense and make fun of me. I will go in later and cut off the donkeys' heads one by one. This hate.
With this thought in his mind, his feet did not move an inch, but he subconsciously wanted to hear how Lu Junyi would answer.
Then Lu Junyi let out a long sigh and said calmly: "Brother Lu Fang, you have seen the wife Jia in front of me. In terms of appearance, I'm afraid I won't lose to anyone? But just because I love to make friends with heroes and practice diligently." Wu Yi, accompanying her less, she began to commit adultery with the housekeeper, haha, it was okay to use master as slave, but she also wanted to harm my life and take away my family property... Alas, if Brother Wu hadn't pointed it out, I, Lu Junyi, would have been in vain. He boasts that he is a good man, but he is afraid that he will die at the hands of an adulterer and adulterer! Lu is not a lustful person, but after this incident, he has become more and more indifferent to women..."
Fang Baihua heard his lonely tone outside the door, and couldn't help but frown slightly, thinking that this fat white man had a great reputation in the world, and his abilities were first-rate. Unexpectedly, he had such a sad past, and he was indeed a pitiful person. Son.
Lu Junyi sighed, and then said: "As for this girl Fang Baihua, in my opinion, good or bad looks are secondary. If you don't like that she is better than men, I think her heroic spirit is the most rare. If I want her to be my wife, but we don’t get along like brothers? We usually engage in literary and martial arts, compete with swords and guns when we are tired, drink together when we are tired, and sleep together when we are drunk. Wouldn’t it be happy and carefree? In the future, we will give birth to a boy and a half girl, inheriting the inheritance of both of us. He is skilled in martial arts, and he is also a hero in the world, isn't it beautiful?"
Fang Baihua listened and felt her heart pounding——
Although she has never been married, after all, she has lived so long and has seen a lot. She also has her own experience in how women act coquettishly and compete for favor. Otherwise, how could she teach Fang Jinzhi? However, leaving aside the identity of the saint, she really wanted to marry a man and act coquettishly to win favor, but she was unwilling to do so. Listening to Lu Junyi's words at this moment, she couldn't help but think about the scene he described. It seemed... It was really good. look like.
He then heard Lu Fang say: "Brother, although you think well, don't you know that this woman is used to being arrogant at first glance. If she gets married, she will definitely be the one who makes the decision. When the wife is strong and the husband is weak, life will be terrible." It’s not very interesting, is it?”
Lu Junyi chuckled and said: "Brother Wei is a person who doesn't like to worry about anything. If she likes to take care of things, wouldn't the furniture accumulated by my family for five generations be enough for her to handle? She can take care of everything she wants to do, both internal and external. I will cultivate my own martial arts skills and teach my children for my brother..."
Before he finished speaking, there was a bang and the door was kicked open. Fang Baihua walked in and sneered: "You fat man is just dreaming. With your ability, what kind of good children can you teach? Teach your children to frame others behind their backs." Is the family innocent?"
Lu Junyi and Lu Fang screamed in unison: "Ah, why are you here?"
Fang Baihua raised her chin and said angrily: "I'm afraid that I'll be late, and my grandchildren will be born!" Although the words were rude, two red clouds quickly floated over her face. Fortunately, it was late in the day, and people Can't see clearly either.
Lu Junyi's pale face could not help but dye into red quickly. He was trying to figure out a woman's merits behind his back, but was exposed in front of others. If Lao Cao could only laugh about this kind of thing, it would be extremely embarrassing for him. He murmured: "The two of us were joking and joking, but we didn't mean to humiliate the girl..."
Before he finished speaking, Fang Baihua struck Lu Junyi with a whip and groaned in pain.
Lu Fang was furious and shouted: "You bitch, don't try to humiliate my brother. If you have any powerful tricks, use them at your uncle Lu Fang!"
Fang Baihua laughed, pointed at her nose and said, "If I don't give you some color, you won't know how powerful it is. Just wait until I peel off the skin of this jade unicorn and make a quilt cover for you!"
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and untied Lu Junyi from the beam. Lu Fang was so angry that he separated and shook his body like a big fish out of water. Obscene words rolled out of his mouth. Fang Baihua only sneered, dragged Lu Junyi up and pushed out of the woodshed. , and locked the door again, leaving only Lu Fang inside, cursing endlessly.
Fang Baihua dragged Lu Junyi and went straight back to her house. She shouted away the female soldier who was serving her, closed the door, and stared at Lu Junyi without blinking. Lao Lu felt panicked when she saw her, and forced out a smile. Meaning: "Brother Lu Fang and I were just joking. Please forgive me for any offense."
Fang Baihua ignored him and continued to stare at him.
Lu Junyi couldn't help but take two steps back and apologized: "Girl, why don't you tie me up in the woodshed? It's dark now, and a man and a woman are alone in the same room. It's okay for Lu, but he's afraid of damaging the girl." Qingyu..."
Fang Baihua couldn't help but sneer and said: "Oh, you are kind-hearted. Your own life is not guaranteed, so you still want to take care of my reputation?"
Lu Junyi said: "Don't you hear that if the earthen jar is not broken away from the wellhead, the general will inevitably die in battle?" The man named Lu sent troops to release his horses, but his skills were not as good as others, so why die? If I can't even look past this, why should I come out? fight?"
Fang Baihua was slightly startled when she heard what he said calmly, and couldn't help but nod her head: "Unexpectedly, you are as fat and fat as a rich man, and you are very open to matters of life and death. It's just that your speaking skills are not as good as others, which would be a shame. If When it comes to marksmanship, I am not as good as you, and I relied on conspiracy to defeat you. Don't you feel resentful?"
Lu Junyi smiled calmly and said: "I have learned my marksmanship through hard work day by day. Your secret calculation methods are usually practiced by yourself. Is it possible that only marksmanship is a skill and concealed weapons are not? If you lose, you lose. There is no reason to explain. "
Fang Baihua couldn't help but show a hint of admiration: "Well, being able to say these words shows that you are a good man! It's just that a good man is upright. You pretended to be Liangshan and came to help us fight officers and soldiers, and you pretended to be officers and soldiers and beat me many times. Territory, what’s the point?”
Lu Junyi, who was originally elegant and graceful, was immediately thrown into confusion when she asked this question, his face turned red and he said: "Ah, what officers and soldiers, Liangshan, Lu, Lu, I don't know what you are talking about..."
Fang Baihua was amused when she saw him losing his composure. She chuckled, took a few steps forward, looked directly into Lu Junyi's eyes and asked, "Wu Mengde, Wu Zhi, isn't he the eldest brother you are waiting for? Haha, Qingzhou Jiedu Envoy, Leaders of Liangshan, do you really think that we, the Ming Cult, are all fools?"
As she spoke, she came closer. When she said the last few words, the fragrance from her mouth sprayed directly on Lu Junyi's face. How could Lu Junyi withstand such a battle? Fortunately, he was tied up, otherwise he wouldn't have anywhere to put his hands and feet. He quickly turned his head to the side, closed his eyes, and said only: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Fang Baihua blinked. She didn't expect this person to be so shy. She became more and more energetic and said with a smile, "Ah, didn't you say before that you are a man, not as good as a woman like me? Why are you so afraid of me now?"
Lu Junyi pressed her forward step by step, retreating again and again until he retreated to the wall. He leaned against the wall tightly and shouted with his eyes closed: "Of course I'm not afraid of you. If you don't believe it, take off the rope and give me a gun. I'll kill you." One more fight."
"I won't!" Fang Baihua chuckled: "You have clearly lost, so what's the point of fighting again? If you are not afraid of me, just open your eyes!"
"Open your eyes, open your eyes!" Lu Junyi glared angrily, but saw Fang Baihua's peach-like face half a foot away, his eyes flowing, and his breathing fragrant. He suddenly panicked in his heart, closed his eyes again and shouted : "I can open my eyes if I want to, and close my eyes if I want to. Who can do anything to me, master?"
Fang Baihua smiled coquettishly and said disdainfully: "It's no wonder that you are so famous as 'Jade Qilin', you are only so brave - no wonder your mother-in-law stole the housekeeper."
This sentence touched Lao Lu Nilin. His eyes suddenly opened and he said angrily: "Fart! Do you think I have no courage?"
He was previously restrained by Fang Baihua, but now his anger was really like the roar of a unicorn. Although Fang Baihua was used to seeing heroes, his heart couldn't help but tremble, and then he became angry and shouted: "Prisoner below, you want to overthrow the world? "
After speaking, he raised his hand and slapped Lao Lu on the face.
Lu Junyi was furious and shouted: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. A shrew humiliates me like this, so I will fight for my life with you!"
After saying that, he hit her forward. Fang Baihua was so proud that she got too close. He hit her with all his strength. How could he avoid it? With a cry of tenderness, they both fell to the ground. Lao Lu's chubby body was like a mountain weighing on her, making it difficult for her to move.
Fang Baihua was so shocked that she struggled hard to push him away, but Lao Lu knew that life and death depended on this, so how could he let her push him away? Although he was like a bound caterpillar, his martial arts skills were astonishing. He hooked his feet tightly with his opponent's feet, exerted force on his left and right shoulders at the same time, and pressed firmly against the acupuncture points on Baihua's shoulders. Fang Baihua took his blow, and his arms He was suddenly unable to move and had difficulty controlling his limbs.
In shock and anger, the woman suddenly opened her mouth and bit Lu Junyi's face hard, thinking that if Lu Junyi was in pain and his shoulders relaxed slightly, she could pull out her arms and regain the upper hand.
Lao Lu also knew the truth. Although he screamed in pain, his shoulders were heavy and he refused to relax. At the same time, he twisted his head and broke away from her mouth. He felt that half of his face was numb with pain and said angrily. "Shrew, don't you know how to bite Lu?" He opened his mouth and bit Fang Baihua's nose.
Fang Baihua screamed in fright when she saw his menacing attack. She thought to herself that if he bit off her nose, wouldn't she become a monster? I would rather die than lose my nose, so I quickly raised my head to avoid it. However, although my nose was out of the way, my mouth was exposed.
Fang Baihua was anxious, thinking that something was wrong, she couldn't throw away her nose just because she was looking at it, but if she bit her lip off, would it be unusual or a monster?
In desperation, he couldn't dodge, so he subconsciously used a strange move——
This move was no small feat. In his eagerness, he discovered an unprecedented martial art.
Her own family was ignorant, and later this unique skill was passed on to Japan. There was a famous killer called Tao Baibai, who was the best at this, sticking out his tongue to kill people, and his power was unparalleled.
Lao Lu didn't bite his nose, but instead hit him with a strange move. He secretly said angrily: This shrew is bullying others too much. Does she think that a certain family has no tongue?
Lao Lu has been obsessed with martial arts over the years and has always been a little slow when it comes to matters between men and women. At this moment, the two of them were clearly acting very affectionately. He actually regarded it as a martial arts competition and planned to parry every move.
However, the body has instinct after all. When the lips touched, it was like a burst of electricity came from the tense muscles. Fang Baihua's hands and feet were immediately freed. He subconsciously bent his legs and reached out, and took out an extremely sharp knife from the boot.
Lu Junyi was forgetting his feelings when he suddenly felt a pain in his back. He was startled. He turned around and saw Baihua holding the knife behind his back and pressing it against his back.
When he looked at Fang Baihua again, he saw the complex emotions in the woman's eyes, and she shouted in a hoarse voice: "Young disciple, if you insult me like this, I will kill you!"
As he spoke, the dagger penetrated half an inch into the flesh.
Lu Junyi didn't seem to feel the pain. He smiled softly, feeling more free and easy, without his usual dullness. He whispered: "Lu once read a poem in the past and didn't understand its meaning. Now he suddenly understood that this That's it - 'You can die under the Hundred Flowers Knife, but you can still live like a ghost.' Haha, if you want to kill me, just do it."
After saying that, he closed his eyes and kissed again.
Fang Baihua's eyes were filled with panic at first, and then all sorts of emotions went through her. She let out a slight sigh and dragged the dagger with her right hand, breaking the ropes in the middle.
Lu Junyi felt his restraints loosen, he freed his hands and hugged the beauty beneath him tightly. Fang Baihua hesitated for a moment, and then reached out to hug the unicorn.
On the roof, a tile moved away silently, and then Yan Qing's young and handsome face was revealed. The prodigal son's eyes were filled with shock: Ah! Could it be that my master has fallen under the spell of this witch? Oh, he still wants to take off his pants?
Yan Qing quickly put back the tiles and jumped down silently along the eaves. Niu Gao squatted in the shadow next to him and whispered, "Is Brother Yuanwai in the house?"
Yan Qing shook his head blankly: "No, not there! I saw that the woodshed was quite heavily guarded before. Let's go there and take a look."
The two people sneaked away under the cover of night, hiding all the way, avoiding the patrolman Ding Ermu, and arrived at the woodshed. However, they heard Lu Fang's loud cry at the top of his voice: "Witch! Witch! The most poisonous thing." A wicked woman with a woman's heart! If you want to skin me, Lu Fang, come and skin me, Lu Fang. If you are a good man, give my brother a hard time! Brother, it was my younger brother who implicated you..."
Niu Gao was shocked: "Ah? That woman wants to skin my brother, a member of the Communist Party of China? I'm so cruel!"
Yan Qing's expression was complicated: "I'm afraid 'Little Wenhou' made a mistake. I think that woman is a good man. After all, she gave my master a good time..."
Niu Gao suddenly burst into tears. He suddenly jumped out and slashed the guard to death with a few slashes. He cut off the lock with one knife and rushed in. While crying loudly, he went to save Lu Fang and said: "Brother Lu, wait until I let go." Come down here and avenge your brother, a fellow member of the Communist Party of China!"
Yan Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't be in a hurry to get revenge. Go rescue Liang Hongyu first and convince Duan Sanniang. Only by working together can we defeat him!"
There are different teachings:
All things in the world contain yin and yang, and they are full of war and passion.
The rising unicorn stirs up the sun and the moon, and the heroic coming saint is proud of the cold weather.
The flowers are in full bloom, the love is moving, and the friendship between justice and justice is long-lasting.
A little bit of romance pulls a colorful thread, and it flows thousands of miles into the vastness.
(End of chapter)
