At that moment, he asked him anxiously: "Brother Li, when did you come? Have you been listening to us?"
Li Kui patted his belly and said happily: "My sister-in-law was whispering to my brother. How dare I, a brother, eavesdrop? I was going out to pee, and suddenly I heard my brother composing a poem, so I came to join in the fun."
Fang Jinzhi was relieved and heard him call her sister-in-law. She was happy and shy at the same time, and said coquettishly: "Brother Wu and I haven't gotten married yet, but it's too early to call me sister-in-law."
Li Kui said stupidly: "It's not too early. When you rode away my brother's horse, Tieniu knew that sooner or later you were going to be my sister-in-law. But I thought you were going to be my third sister-in-law at that time. Who knew that after all this trouble When she came down, she became a little sister-in-law."
Fang Jinzhi was stunned. She also said that the reason for sister-in-law was because of her young age, but she didn't expect that she was sorted out - but in the past few years, hadn't he been so busy that he couldn't spare time to visit her?
Seeing that Lao Cao's expression changed slightly, he hurriedly took a step, blocked Lao Cao behind him to prevent him from winking, put on a smile, and said to Li Kui in a harmonious voice: "Brother Wu, as talented as him, naturally has many talents. What women like is that, Brother Li, please tell me, are there eight or nine of the sisters in front of me?"
Li Kui didn't know that this was a tactic to ask for directions, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "What are you talking about, little sister-in-law! Is my brother a lustful person? Tieniu tells you, apart from you, my brother only has four sisters-in-law."
"There are only four!" Fang Jinzhi smiled with a smile on his face, but felt bitter in his heart. On that day when he was discussing martial arts in the wilderness, he remembered that Cao Cao only had two wives. Unexpectedly, three years later, he had two more wives, but he had time to ask for them. Wife, why don’t you come to Jiangnan and marry yourself first?
Li Kui was a straightforward person and couldn't hear the right and wrong. He heard Fang Jinzhi say that there were only four of them, and he said she thought it was too few. He just said in his mind, I can't let my brother lose face in front of his new sister-in-law, so he shook his hand as big as a cattail leaf fan. He shook his head and said mysteriously: "Although the young master is a little short, he has a good background. The second sister-in-law Pan is the original wife. Let's not talk about it for the moment. Let's just talk about the eldest sister-in-law of the Hu family. She is good with two swords and gave birth to a great son for her brother. , when she grows up, she wants to marry my Agua, and there is another sister-in-law Li San, but she is extravagant, back then..."
Just as he was talking about how to show off the great achievements of his sister-in-law, who is the best oiran in the world and the best enchantress in Fusang, he heard Cao Cao say in a deep voice: "Tieniu, I went to the Northern Kingdom to be an envoy, but I regret that I didn't take you with me!" Knowing that you are so eloquent and talkative now, I should take you to negotiate with the Jin people so that I can live up to your eloquence."
Li Kui was very happy, thinking that his brother praised me for being eloquent... Suddenly he realized something was wrong, his tone was a bit scary!
Then look at Fang Jinzhi's half-smiling, squinting eyes and fierce expression, and give himself a slap on the head——
Last time at my brother's house, Hu's sister-in-law felt sorry for Pauline's hard work and said that she would give her two smart and beautiful maids. When she nodded and was about to agree, wasn't this the look on Pauline's face?
I still remember the harsh pinch after returning home. The pitiful black whirlwind almost turned into a purple whirlwind.
If you think about it carefully, Song Baolian is so powerful, and this girl from Jinzhi is a master of martial arts! Isn't it all my own fault if I turn around and pick up my brother's flesh?
He quickly made amends: "Ah, sister-in-law, please don't misunderstand what Tieniu said. I mean, although my brother has four sisters-in-law, when it comes to talking about it, you, sister-in-law, are the most outstanding."
Fang Jinzhi saw him in a panic and showing his clumsiness. Even though he was angry, he couldn't help but laugh. Then he thought: Li Tieniu is a straightforward man. I might as well take the opportunity to interrogate him to get a glimpse of the reality of the Wu family's back house. If the sisters have any Disputes can be dealt with in a targeted manner. Uncle Qi Buddha often says that if you know yourself and the enemy, you will be victorious in every battle.
Then she caught him talking and inquired: "Brother Li is an upright and heroic man, and the younger sister has always been the most admired. Brother Li said that I am outstanding, but I don't know where I am outstanding. What are the other four sisters who are outstanding?"
Li Kui rolled his eyes and thought to himself, Pauline was singing at home, and she remembered a saying: "When you see new people, you laugh, but when you hear old people, you cry." Pauline explained to me, saying that this man's family likes the new and hates the old. When there is a new person, it is inevitable to be especially pampered. Although Tieniu is not like this, my brother is afraid that it is inevitable. I just said the wrong thing, and now I just have to say some nice words to please this new sister-in-law. My brother loves the new bride and is happy to see her, so naturally he will not blame me. .
At that moment, he was confident, and he laughed and said: "All the children in the world, the most important thing is martial arts! When it comes to martial arts, I will count you, count you..."
Counting over and over again, he couldn’t even count the words——
Poor Tieniu, although he has the intention to please, he cannot express any false flattery in his life. He had seen Fang Jinzhi take action before. Although his swordsmanship was mediocre, he lacked the aura to kill, and he was not flexible enough to respond with different moves. After going through it in his mind, he felt that Hu Sanniang would have more than one sword left to kill her.
Fang Jinzhi was not stupid. Seeing his smiling face turn into a bitter one, she knew in her heart that "Yizhang Qing"'s martial arts skills were indeed extraordinary.
He immediately came to the rescue and said: "There is no need to compete in martial arts. If we marry Brother Wu, will we still be allowed to fight in battle?"
Li Kui was immediately overjoyed: "Yes, that's right. It doesn't matter whether a woman's martial arts skills are good or bad. Baolian once told me that a wife must be knowledgeable and sensible in order to raise her children well. If we say this is knowledgeable and sensible, of course, Of course..."
A black face naturally became bitter again.
Although he didn't know a word when his pole fell down, he had been somewhat influenced by it in the past few years since he was married to Baolian. He was a "Qingzhou Poet Immortal" and was no longer comparable to the young man from Jiangzhou. I'm afraid it's not as high as Master Li's feet.
He quickly withdrew and tried to smooth things over for himself: "Hey, there is nothing comparable to being knowledgeable and sensible. Who can be better than my brother? As the saying goes, a man is talented and a woman is beautiful. It is enough for a man to be talented. Women still have to look at their appearance. If we talk about this appearance? , then it must, must..."
He had the heart to praise Fang Jinzhi for her beauty and beauty, but when the words came to her lips, Tamamo Mae's impeccable face suddenly appeared in her mind.
Although Li Kui is a bit naive in this regard, he is as beautiful as Tamamo Mae. Not to mention Li Kui, even Dong Ge can see what it means to conquer a country and a city.
Cao Cao was blocked by Fang Jinzhi behind him. Seeing how her vest was twitching, he was obviously about to cry. He secretly scolded Li Kui for being troublesome:
What kind of porcelain work would you do without diamonds? Do you think you are Shi Xiu or Zhou Tong? You have such a big mouth, and you were born to drink, eat, eat, and scold your mother. How can you still coax a woman?
He didn't care much, pulled Fang Jinzhi away, walked up to Li Kui and scolded: "You black guy, just say it if you have something to say. You have to imitate the literati and pick up the lyrics. Now when the words come to your mouth, you can't think of the words. It's not a shame." ? Let me teach you about martial arts. Jin Zhi is an expert in martial arts. He is very brave. With a few bows and a few pots of arrows, he can stand alone against the three thousand cavalry of the Western Army. This archery technique can really penetrate a poplar with a hundred steps, and the arrows are all fired!"
Li Kui saw him winking again and again, but he didn't realize that he was looking for a step for himself. He quickly slapped his thigh: "Yes, yes, my brother is still talented. Tieniu also wants to say that he can pierce the enemy with a hundred steps and make every arrow miss! Haha, look at this. It's hidden in the teeth, but the tongue can't find it... Sister Jinzhi's ability with bows and arrows, even Brother Hua Rong would praise when he saw it: You're such a good girl, ah no, sister-in-law!"
Seeing that he still knew how to slide down the steps, Cao Cao sighed and continued: "If the article is elegant, don't you see the topic Jin Zhi just gave me? Linjiangxian by the Fuchun River, how appropriate and appropriate ? It can be said that it is a memory that will be remembered forever, and the quality of the blue heart will be profound."
Li Kui connected his big head: "Yes, yes, yes, memories will always be remembered, blue heart and soul, oh, it's my brother who knows about iron beef liver and intestines. These words are stuck in my throat, but they are stuck and refuse to go out." "
Cao Cao looked back at Jin Zhi with a look of admiration and amazement: "When it comes to appearance, it stands to reason that everyone is attractive to their own eyes. It is difficult to distinguish between high and low. However, Jin Zhi is different. Just talking about her face, she is extremely handsome. She also has a heroic spirit that is rare for ordinary women, but if you say she is a heroine, she also has a gentle temperament that is extremely rare. Hey, I don’t know which fairy gave birth to such a beautiful woman in the world. "
Lao Cao praised Jin Zhi's appearance in front of Li Kui. Li Kui was a fool, and he shook his head and kept repeating: "Well, he is so heroic, yes, such a beauty..."
Such an embarrassing boast, not to mention a girl like Jin Zhi, even Master Li would be hard-pressed to resist. Jin Zhi was so shy that she stomped Jiojio: "You brothers join forces to make fun of me, I, I'm going to bed!" With a twist, he ran to his room.
Li Kui was surprised: "Are you still angry?"
Cao Cao glanced at him angrily: "Don't worry, I'm not angry. Tieniu peed here, do you think you have something to tell me?"
Li Kui nodded naively and said with a smile: "How can I hide it from my brother? I do have something that I want to tell my brother about. If it is inappropriate, my brother should not be offended."
Cao Cao patted his arm and said with a smile: "When did Tieniu learn these false etiquettes? You and I are brothers and treat each other with sincerity. If what I say is inappropriate, I will just beat you up for my brother. How can I be surprised?"
Li Kui laughed naively, then calmed down, squatted down, and whispered: "Brother, this time I will be an official and an army to fight against Fang La, and then I will be a hero in Liangshan to help Fang La. My brother's intention is to seize Fang La's foundation. This book is also It's nothing, but if my brother marries a girl from the Fang family, wouldn't he be trying to seize his father-in-law's property? If word spreads in the world in the future, I'm afraid it will make my brother unloyal."
Cao Cao looked at Li Kui in surprise. Seeing that his expression was more solemn and serious than he had ever seen before, he nodded his head: "I knew that a brother must ask me this question, but I didn't expect that it would be you Tieniu. But..." He shook his head and smiled: "It should be you, Tieniu."
Then his expression became serious: "Brother, since you have asked me about my brother, you should tell me what is in your heart..."
Youfenjiao: A good man is born upright and upright, and Lao Cao already knew this deeply when he first met him. Tell what is on your mind directly, and tell you what you want to know in a soft voice.
(End of chapter)
