The theory of gods, spirits, and monsters has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people since ancient times.
Seeing the two big men walking through the water with their backs on each other's backs, the soldiers on the deck all thought it was the God of Water, and they had already prostrated themselves. I don't know who thought of it first, and threw the Double Ninth Cake in their hands into the water. Everyone thought , Come on, the Water God appears on the Double Ninth Festival, doesn’t he have to eat Double Ninth Cake? They all followed suit and threw the uneaten cakes into the water.
Well, it's a good thing there wasn't a woman on the boat, otherwise she would have been thrown into the water to be the wife of the water god.
The fish around are making a lot of money today. They are swarming with their heads and tails swaying, vying to eat the cakes, as if they want to have fun with others and spend the Double Ninth Festival.
At this time, Niu Gao and his two brothers just walked up to them, and the Double Ninth Festival cakes fell like raindrops. The stuff was sticky, and in a moment it was all over their heads and faces. The two reckless men suddenly got angry, shouting: "Ah! Where are you?" Xiaoxiao, how dare you stab someone in the back!"
Three people on the boat, Zhang Heng, Tong Wei and Tong Meng, were kowtowing like pounding garlic, murmuring to the river god to bless him with smooth sailing, climbing high step by step, marrying a wife and having children, and making his wife a wife. Suddenly, he heard a very loud voice. The sound was familiar, so he bravely stood up and looked at the boat. They were all surprised and said: "Hey, aren't these brothers Li Kui and Niu Gao? How did you two become the water gods? When you are lying on the ground, you have to protect us and other brothers. .”
The Niugao monster shouted: "What about Grandpa Water God? I still have Grandma Water God! Brother Zhang, quickly put down a rope and pull us up."
Li Kui also shouted: "Brother Zhang Heng, can my brother Wu be on the boat?"
Zhang Heng looked back and saw that Cao Cao burst into tears and said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, just because you two became the water gods, you are already crying."
Li Kui asked: "Wouldn't it be great if I became the Grandfather of the Water God? Let my grandson take a breath and send you to your destination!"
Niu Gao said angrily: "Brother Tieniu, I have worked so hard to walk on water, how can you take advantage of me?"
Li Kui raised his bull's eyes and said, "It's strange. You are my grandma and I am your grandpa. We are the same generation as you. How can we take advantage of you?"
Niu Gao said angrily: "If your grandpa is drunk from drinking, why don't you have fun with my grandma? This is taking advantage of me."
Li Kui shuddered and said, "Don't even think about such good things. Grandpa, I'm a carp, and I won't be yours either."
Before he finished speaking, the fish under his feet suddenly split open. A big red carp, about half the length of a human, jumped out of the water with a bang, grabbed a piece of Double Ninth Festival cake in its mouth, flicked its tail, and gave Li Kui a big mouthful. , half of his face was bright red.
Niu Gao laughed so hard: "Grandpa, the water god, you buffalo and carp won't even let you in."
Li Kui was ashamed and angry, so he went to grab his ears. Niu Gao ducked, and both of them fell down. With a bang, the boss splashed, and he was so shocked that he threw his four hands around and shouted "Help" in unison.
Their quarrel made Cao Cao shed tears, because these two were so lively and vigorous, and they really didn't look like ghosts. He thought to himself, could they still be two happy ghosts?
Now I see him falling into the water and calling for help, and I wonder where the ghost is afraid of drowning? He quickly shouted: "Go and save people!"
But after hearing a sound, Zhang Heng jumped into the water, with one hand in each hand, holding the back of his neck, and using his feet to tread water. The water only rippled around his waist. He raised his face and laughed: "Brother, Two warm men, but they are not ghosts."
At that moment, everyone put down the ropes and hoisted the three of them up. Seeing the surprise, the generals all rowed boats to squeeze in to see the true form of the Water God. Zhang Heng rolled his eyes strangely and shouted: "Everyone squeeze in to see." Are you really making a fuss? Aren't you afraid of squeezing the boat? Get away, these are Brother Wu's two brothers, here to make fun of him."
After hearing this, the Chinese army all bit their fingers and said: "Ah, you know why the general was able to defeat the King of Chu and came to attack the King of Jin again. Those grass-headed kings were all transformed into dragons. They are not something that mortals can deal with. It turns out that the general of my family also has an origin. , no matter how great the water god is, they are all his brothers."
Passed on from ten to ten, from the navy to the army, they immediately believed in Cao Cao tenfold. Even the newly-built Taixing Army all came to their hearts and said: "Ah, the King of Jin does not know life and death, how dare you fight with me?" The head of the family is going to be his enemy, but he doesn’t know that the Qinshui River God is his helper. He will immediately send out a big wave and wipe out Qinyuan, and the King of Jin will inevitably become a fish and a turtle."
Not to mention the secret discussions among the sergeants, but just on the flagship, Cao Cao rushed forward. Regardless of the water, he first touched Li Kui and then kneaded Niu Gao. Both men were warm to the touch. His flesh and blood body, he was really relieved and said like: "Haha, my two brothers are indeed alive! But how did you two find it here? What method did you find to be able to walk freely on the water?"
Li Kui then learned that Cao Cao thought they had died and turned into ghosts. The ghosts were walking on the water. When he saw Cao Cao's eyes were red and there were still tears on his face, the tough man was immediately moved. He knelt down, hugged Cao Cao and cried loudly: "I only care about our colleagues." That black boy was playing around but made his brother sad. Tieniu was wrong."
Niu Gao suddenly said angrily: "You black guy, why are you blaming me again?"
Then he sang a big song and said to Cao Cao: "Brother is generous, but it is this black guy who had a dream when he was in Qingzhou. He dreamed that his brother led thousands of troops and took a big ship to fight some kind of bird field tiger. Unexpectedly, he met a demon who caused the flood to capsize his brother's boat and drown him in the water. The black man woke up crying and regardless of the situation, he went to the house to cry with several sisters-in-law at starry night. The two sisters-in-law were so frightened by him that they couldn't stop crying. Sanniang's sister-in-law immediately refused to breastfeed the baby, so she came to save her brother wearing armor and carrying a knife. Fortunately, I tried hard to persuade her..."
Cao Cao was secretly surprised when he heard that Li Kui had a dream. Suddenly he heard the words "Sanniang" and "Haier". He immediately threw away the demon's behavior to the Kingdom of Java, and said with emotion: "Sanniang has become a mother, and she has been alone for a long time." It's as satisfying as before, but how is my new baby?"
Li Kui wiped the snot from Cao Cao's chest, and sighed in his arms: "Okay, okay, on the day of delivery, many brothers from Liangshan came to Qingzhou to take care of me. On the day of delivery, the "miracle doctor" An Daoquan was outside the room to help my brother. The old neighbor Wang Po worked hard in the house, so the mother and son were safe and gave birth to a good boy, weighing eight pounds and one tael, with a handsome appearance. The sister-in-law asked Chao Tianwang to name him. Chao Tianwang said that his brother was both civil and military, so naturally it was his brother who went back to pick the name. That's right, I just gave him a nickname, Xiaoman."
Cao Cao didn't expect that Wang Po had also moved to Qingzhou, but he didn't bother to ask more. He just wondered: "Why are you called Xiaoman?"
Niu Gao said with a smile: "Brother Tianwang said that there was a hero Cao Mengde in the late Han Dynasty. His nickname was Ah Man. His brother was nicknamed Wu Mengde. They gave birth to a child named Xiaoman. They complemented each other."
Li Kui said: "What the hell, the King of Heaven has never had any children in his life. When he saw our little boy, he was so happy that he hugged him and refused to let go. The boy couldn't find milk paper in his arms, so he tore off the King of Heaven's beard in anger. His brute strength is amazing, so he is called Xiaoman, and brothers like Guan Sheng and Lin Chong are vying to be Xiaolang's master."
Cao Cao looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahaha, okay, what a little barbarian! He is really my son!"
For a moment, I thought about lightning, but then I thought of Huang Xu'er in his previous life, who also had strange powers since he was a child. He could split tigers and leopards when he was more than ten years old. If he hadn't been tricked by his brother, he would have been able to shine on the battlefield.
He also thought that Chao Gai and several Lao Liangshan knew his origins, so they named him Xiaoman, which is a homophony of Xiaoman. Their nicknames, such as Wu Mengde, were just to deceive others.
Li Kui suddenly smiled again and said: "Tieniu also took care of his brother. Two days after my sister-in-law gave birth, Baolian was about to give birth. Thanks to the care of An Daoquan and Wang Po, these two old guys, one is well versed in medical skills." , one was rich in experience, and the fight was fierce for a while. The two cooperated well. A small girl like Pauline actually gave birth to a big baby weighing nine pounds and eighty taels. My mother was so happy that she burned incense everywhere and thanked God for his blessing. Her chickens lay big eggs, which was the most dangerous thing at first, but now mother and child are safe, which shows that the gods have blessed us and our family is blessed."
"Nine catties and eight taels!" Not only Cao Cao, but all the generals who were smiling and listening to them were startled, and they all shouted: "With such a bone, isn't he a prodigy in martial arts?"
Bian Xiang walked forward with a smile, patted Li Kui with his big hand and said: "Brother, are you called Tieniu? I am Brother Wu's new brother, called 'Niu Demon King' Bian Xiang. Look, I have two brothers, and they are They are both of good nature, aren't they destined? The martial arts of Bian is all about natural strength. If your son, in the future, becomes my master, I will teach him to become an unparalleled warrior."
Li Kui stared at Niu Niu and said angrily: "Are you bullying me, Tieniu, for not giving birth to a son? My eldest baby is obviously a little girl, how can he become a fierce general?"
Niu Gao covered his mouth and whispered: "It's not impossible. I heard that there are two new heroes in Liangshan Mountain. They are a man and a woman. The daughter's surname is Duan. A mace makes her extraordinary. Qin and Ming Dynasty both said that luxury covers .”
Bian Xiang was surprised: "A daughter who weighs only eight pounds?"
Li Kui snorted: "You, the Bull Demon King, are not as knowledgeable as my mother. My mother said: A noble man weighs his weight. My brother will definitely be the emperor in the future, and his little man will be the prince, my Agua. She is the Crown Princess. My brother is gone, Xiaoman has become the emperor, and my Agua is the queen. This is a noble person. Hum, if you don’t have nine pounds and eight ounces, how can you be the queen? "
"Agua!" Cao Cao shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Who gave me the nickname?"
Li Kui immediately laughed and said: "My mother! At that time, Mrs. Wang screamed in the room: Oh, what a big melon! My mother clapped her hands and said: What a melon, what a melon, but this is my melon."
Even if you don't know someone like Li Kui, you can tell from a few words that he is a straight-talking person. He smoothly said that Cao Cao will be the emperor, in a matter-of-fact tone, which immediately caused the expressions of all the new brothers to change. One by one, you looked at me and I looked at you. The pairs of eyes were wandering in their sockets, and they all looked overjoyed, which meant: "Ah...it turns out...that...that Let’s…hey hey hey!”
For a moment, everyone looked at Li Kui again, and their eyes were no longer as friendly as before: You are an old brother, are you awesome? Should the position of queen belong to your daughter? Will you bully me and wait until I have a daughter?
Among the generals, only Liu Yanqing had a complicated expression. He looked at Cao Cao and lowered his head in silence for a long time.
Cao Cao couldn't help frowning and thought to himself: Nine catties and eight taels, nine catties and eight taels... He looked at Li Kui's appearance again, his big nostrils flickered, and the two tufts of nose hair inside were like hooks... Suddenly Duan came to mind again. Sanniang's appearance... She couldn't help but shake her head: My little Man, although his nickname is Man, is not Po, how can he imitate Han Wu?
He laughed and said, "Children have their own destiny, but parents don't have to worry too much. Maybe the eldest daughter of your family likes to be a fierce general? Tieniu, please don't favor boys over girls. Since ancient times, heroines have not been Less!"
Li Kui said: "It's Agua, but not Dahua."
Shi Qian said: "Yes, yes, Agua is a good name. It doesn't sound like a big flower, but it sounds like it wants to eat people."
Li Kui looked at him and said, "Big flowers are nice to hear too. Why do you want to eat people?"
Shi Qian winced and quickly changed the subject: "You said you dreamed that your brother capsized, so you came to rescue him?"
"Ah... Exactly!" Li Kui perked up and looked at Cao Cao: "Brother, you don't know something. I, Tieniu, have never dreamed in my life. If I dream, it will be effective. I dreamed that something happened to my brother. It scared me to death. Please see me. After marrying my sister-in-law, I went to the government office to ask for leave to look for my brother. Originally, I had planned to go to Liangshan first to look for brother Dai Zong and ask the gods to send me here. Unexpectedly, when I left the city, I found this black guy following me!"
Niu Gao chuckled and said, "Don't blame me, brother. It's Tieniu who talks a lot about his strange dreams, which makes the brothers panic. When the younger brother came home, he said that his mother and Mingyue both said that Brother Tieniu is a straight man. This Dreams of waiting for others are somewhat efficacious. I have received great kindness from my brother. If something really happens, how can I stay out of it? So I came to find my brother's help. I wanted to come quietly, but as I walked, I found Tieniu rushing ahead. He refused to allow me to follow him and started arguing with me, so I happened to meet the master."
"Master?" Lao Cao couldn't help but concentrate, knowing that he had reached the key point.
Li Kui raised his eyebrows: "I'm afraid that this black guy will get into trouble. Just when he was about to draw his fist and beat him back, suddenly a shabby old Taoist priest emerged from the thorns next to him. With a smile on his face, he said: "Black whirlwind, beat black." Feng Hu, interesting and interesting, just the right drink.”
Niu Gao argued: "What a shabby old Taoist priest? He is a Taoist priest who wears a little shabby clothes. He has white eyebrows and a white beard. He looks to be one hundred and twenty years old. He has a red face and plump cheeks, and he seems to be only seven or eight years old." Years old, I knew he was a virtuous man at first glance, but this black guy said he was just a kid pretending to be an old man."
Li Kui said angrily: "Didn't I see that he has white teeth and doesn't look like an old man?"
Everyone listened with rapt attention. Lu Junyi said in surprise: "With a boyish face and white beard and white hair, isn't this an immortal who has achieved enlightenment?"
The two black men said in unison: "Yes, it is the immortal!"
Niu Gao said: "Brother Tieniu was angry that he saw us having fun, so he took out his ax to scare him. Unexpectedly, with a finger of his hand, Tieniu's two big axes turned into two big scorpions, and with a flick of his tail, they stung Tieniu. Both wrists suddenly swelled black and shiny."
When Li Kui heard this, he hugged Niu Gao and said: "It's rare for a good brother like me to see that I have been hit by a trick. He pulled out two maces and wanted to avenge me. The god pointed again, and his two maces suddenly changed." Into two big centipedes..."
Yuan Lang also used two weapons. Hearing this, he felt the same as his own. He pointed at Niu Gao and exclaimed: "The centipede also bit his wrist?"
Li Kui shook his head and said, "No, those two centipedes bit me on the buttocks."
Yuan Lang was surprised and couldn't help but laugh: "Why did I only bite you?"
Niu Gao chuckled and said: "Because little brother, I pulled out my mace and said: You, the old god, are very capable, but you hurt my brother. Even though I have no ability, I still have to fight with you. He Seeing that I am loyal and polite, I will not let the centipede bite me."
Everyone looked strange after hearing this, and asked curiously: "What did Tieniu say?"
Niu Gao laughed even more heartily: "He said: You little hozen clinging to wool, you little bastard pretending to be an old ghost, your grandpa is the famous black whirlwind, a hero. If you are wise, take your little bird and get away. Otherwise, will you see me?" See grandpa’s two big axes? I’ll chop you up and make dumplings to eat.”
Everyone laughed and asked curiously: "He was stung by a giant scorpion and bitten by a giant centipede, but what happened?"
Li Kui became excited and said loudly: "I accidentally hit the road. I was frozen and couldn't move my hands and feet. Niu Gao also saw that the other party was clever, so he knelt down and kowtowed, begging for my life. The god said, if you want him to live, , go and suck the poison from his wound, he will live naturally, but you will not escape death. If you change one for another, it will be easier for the Lord of Hell to explain! After hearing this, my brother said to me without hesitation: Iron Brother Niu, my mother and sister Mingyue, you took good care of me, and as you said that, you sucked my wounds..."
Du Bo was shocked when he heard this: "The butt was also sucked?"
Li Kui said proudly: "My brother's loyalty can only be seen at the critical point. I haven't washed my butt for several days, and he doesn't mind..."
Before he could finish his words, Niu Gao covered his mouth: "If you say it now, I still feel nauseous. Damn, stop talking. Anyway, I took his poison, but I didn't die. That god didn't want to kill me in the first place." Wait, it’s just a punishment. Seeing that we are good men, we will be accepted as apprentices."
Everyone was greatly impressed after hearing this. They had originally looked down on these two naive brothers, but now they all raised their thumbs up and cheered sincerely: "Good men, loyal and extravagant! No wonder the gods I am also moved and want to accept you as my disciples."
Li Kui broke away from his hand and said: "The two of us said that we wanted to help my brother fight, and we both have wives, so we can't be Taoist priests."
Niu Gao rushed to say: "The gods said that they don't want us to practice Taoism. As long as we have the title of master and disciple, we can help each other easily. Otherwise, my enemy's magic power is amazing. Even my brother Fan Rui is not as good as him. If we don't want him If you come here, you will die in vain."
Cao Cao was secretly surprised when he heard this and frowned: "I have heard for a long time that there was a master in Liangshan who was called 'Ruyunlong' Gongsun Sheng. Later he left the mountain to visit his mother and never returned. King Chao Tian sent people to look for him several times, but he disappeared. We know that he has a master named Luo Zhenren, who is a master of creation. If this god doesn’t take Fan Rui seriously, could he be Ruyunlong or even Luo Zhenren?”
The two men shook their big heads in unison: "No, no, I worshiped him as our teacher, and he revealed his real name, but he is called Bao Fangzu, and he has been practicing Taoism in Biyun Mountain."
Niu Gao added: "Our master said that when he was meditating, there was a sudden chaos in the heavens. It was originally the decline of Hu Sheng and Han Dynasty, but now there is a big turnaround. The key lies in my brother. Although he is a foreigner, after all, he is also a foreigner. The Han people, therefore, have to contribute. Originally, now is not the time for him to be born, but my brother is about to encounter a calamity, but it is a fate that comes again and again, so I have to lend my hands to help my brother survive this calamity!"
Cao Cao thought of his origins and thought to himself: "If I had not awakened the memory of my previous life, Wu Dalang would have been a withered skeleton. With the current court and the chaos in the world, it is not wrong to say that I disturbed the secret of heaven. It seems that this Bao Fangzu is indeed There are some who are really talented and knowledgeable, but I’m afraid they are not really among the gods!”
So he smiled and said: "In that case, what magic weapon or skills did he teach you two that can help me overcome the disaster?"
When the two black men heard this, they immediately laughed. Niu Gao stretched out his big feet proudly and said, "Brother, please look at these straw sandals. Although they look worn out, they are a magic weapon of the immortal family. They are called 'Polang Shoes'. My little brother wears them." On your feet, no matter how rough the waves are, it will still be like walking on flat ground.”
Everyone was very envious after hearing this, especially Wen Shichong and Zhang Heng, who were living on the water. They all shouted: "I can't compare to his two straw sandals when I wait for Kong to practice his skills. I'm so angry."
Li Kui was also very proud. He took out a small arrow three inches long from his arms and showed it to everyone: "If I didn't tell it, my brothers wouldn't know it either. This is not a doll's toy. It is a fairy magic weapon called 'Cloud-Piercing Arrow', if you encounter demons flying in the clouds and fog, just throw this arrow and it will hit every time."
Liu Yanqing stepped forward, took a closer look with his eyes wide open, and sighed: "How come I don't have this kind of immortal fate? This cloud-piercing arrow seems to be custom-made for me."
Li Kui smiled and said: "There are indeed customized ones, but they are not for you!" He said to Cao Cao: "Brother, you recently got a BMW?"
"BMW?" Cao Cao thought for a while. When he came to Bianjing this time, he rode Hu Sanniang's rouge horse. Later, when he went into battle, he showed his signs. Even the horse, armor, and big horse were taken there by Shi Xiu and others and mixed into the army. In the middle of the war, given by Tong Guan, his old iron horse was an ordinary war horse. King Zheng Qing changed it to a good one, but it couldn't be called a BMW. He shook his head blankly.
Li Kui asked curiously: "Could it be that Master's abilities are limited and he made a mistake in calculation?"
Niu Gao nodded and said, "I don't know. At that time, I felt strange when I heard, 'Give this thing to your brother's newly collected divine horse. It will know how to use it.' Haha, it can run as fast as it can." He's just a beast, how can he know how to use it?"
After he said these words, everyone couldn't help but look weird and looked at Ma Ling.
Ma Ling coughed dryly and looked at Niu Gao with a bad expression: "Brother, I'm Ma Ling, nicknamed the Divine Horse. Is there a possibility that the Divine Horse your master refers to does not actually refer to an animal?"
Niu Gao slapped his thigh and shouted to Li Kui: "Brother Tieniu, what can I say? I just said that the master is very capable, how could he make a mistake in his calculations? How could you not think that the divine horse may not be the divine horse, but the son of the divine horse?" , as if the leopard might not be a leopard, but a leopard head!"
Li Kui said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, the black wind may not be the wind, but the black whirlwind, and Mengde may not be Cao Cao, but my brother."
Cao Cao rolled his eyes and thought: This may not be the case. He opened his mouth and said, "That Immortal Bao is indeed very clever. He even knew when the divine colt would come under my command. This also shows that the fate between me and all the brothers has been determined by fate. What exactly did you bring with you to Brother Ma Ling?" "
Everyone was curious, and Ma Ling was even more excited. He is a Taoist. Compared with others, he understands more clearly how clever Bao Fangzu is according to the methods mentioned by Li Kui and Li Kui. Therefore, gifts from such people are really important. Extremely eager.
Youfenjiao: I have always been humble, but my family letters have always been precious. It is a pleasure to meet fellow travelers on the road, and we spend the night drinking and talking about the past.
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