Although Duan Er's argument is poor in writing and writing, it is extremely harmful to any eunuch.
The damage done to Tong Guan was even more shocking.
There is a reason for this: most eunuchs are castrated at a young age, and few enter the profession again after adulthood. However, Tong Guan did not purify himself until he was nearly 20 years old. In other words, Tong Dashuai is actually a real A person who knows how big his eggs are, but they disappear later, feels more hurt and missed than an eunuch who purifies himself when he is ignorant.
Most eunuchs are fat and soft, so why is he tall and burly, with strong skin and bones, and even dozens of beards? This is because the male hormone is abundant during body development.
"Shame on the thief! How dare you humiliate me like this!" Tong Guan was so angry that blood gushed out of his eyes: "If I take down this thief, I will eat his flesh to relieve this hatred!"
Seeing that Tong Guan was going crazy with anger, Duan Er laughed even more. As a vulgar person, he naturally didn't feel any shame in showing off his eggs in front of the battle. Instead, he was so proud that he even stood up on the saddle and pulled at the waist of his trousers with both hands: "Surname Children, do you want to compare? If you have the courage, Mr. Duan will take off his pants to show you."
Seeing his rogue behavior, Tong Guan was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He pointed his halberd at Duan Er and said, "Whoever captures this thief will be rewarded heavily by me!"
Han Tianlin, the warden of the Tangzhou Army and Horses, heard this and thought to himself, if I said this for him now, wouldn't my future be bright and beautiful? Immediately he shouted: "Commander, don't worry, I will capture this thief alive at the end and offer him as a sacrifice."
Holding two swords in hand, he went out into the battle and went straight to Duan Er to kill him: "What a traitor, I won't catch you without restraint!"
Duan Er hurriedly returned to his formation and shouted: "Which general is going to fight this Song general?"
A brave general under his command came out in response, clapped his horse and shouted: "Song General, please come on, do you recognize me, 'Guizhu' He Ji?" He wielded a Xuanhua axe, and struck head-on. The two of you come and I fight. After more than ten seconds, He Ji rose up and cut off Han Tianlin's left arm with an axe.
Han Dujian screamed and turned his horse to escape, but the thief general caught up with him and chopped him off his horse with an axe.
Duan Er suddenly laughed: "The subordinates of the eggless people are indeed eggless."
Tong Guan was furious and shouted: "Who will kill this man to take revenge?"
Sun An urged his horse and shouted, "The enemy will die!" He danced with his swords and took He Ji.
He Ji swung his axe, and the two fought fiercely for more than twenty rounds. He Ji's axe-playing skills gradually became chaotic and he couldn't see what he was doing.
Tong Guanzheng was delighted when he saw it. Unexpectedly, a tall curly yellow horse galloped out from the Huaixi Army. On the horse was a wicked man with a face full of purple flesh, shaped like a sweet potato, with strong muscles and bones all over his body. Ax, shouted: "Song General, don't show off your cruelty, do you recognize me, the 'Ax Demon'?"
On the Song camp side, Zhu Jing saw that the incoming general was another axe-wielder, and said with a smile: "We are going to hold an axe conference, how can we be without my Zhu Jing?" He raised his long-handled battle ax high, and rushed into the field to stop the fight.
Zhu Jing was eager to save people and wished he could chop Zhu Jing into eight pieces with one axe. But Zhu Jing was also a good person. Seeing that the thief was so brave, he used all his skills to fight him with one ax and two big axes. They weighed dozens of kilograms, just like striking iron, making loud noises and sparks flying everywhere.
This thief had a reputation for bravery in the bandit camp. Seeing that the Song general was no worse than him in the battle, all the bandit generals couldn't help but change their expressions.
Duan Er cursed in a low voice: "I'm afraid of a ball! If someone can shoot, I'll reward General Song with an arrow."
When the thief general Guo Ji (Yin Qian) heard this, he called his companion Chen Yun (Yin Hao) to hide in front of him. He secretly bent his bow and drew an arrow. With the string open, an arrow hit Zhu Jing's forearm.
Zhu Jing was picking up the ax to chop down the mountain when he suddenly felt a pain in his arm. He was suddenly exhausted and the ax fell from his hand. Finally, he reacted very quickly and rolled off his horse. Sure enough, the mountain ax of the mountain followed closely behind him and killed Cai Jing with one strike. Give that good horse to stop him and kill him.
Zhu Jing was splashed with horse blood, turned around and ran towards the main formation. Su Tian cursed and did not chase, but quickly went to save He Ji. He Ji's face was pale when he was killed, and he was covered in cold sweat. He saw that he was about to die in one or two moves. , Fortunately, Su Nian came to the rescue, and he hurriedly dragged his ax and was defeated. Su Nian swung his big ax to stop Sun An from fighting fiercely.
In the Song camp, when Yan Qing saw that Zhu Jing was defeated by a cold arrow, he couldn't help but became furious and shouted: "Why does he know how to fire a cold arrow? Wait until I return a crossbow arrow to him!" He took off his Sichuan crossbow with ebony red teeth and gold strings on his side. , held it in his hand, looked at it kindly, and called out: "Ruyizi, go!"
Suddenly, a small arrow flew out and hit the right eye of Dian's war horse. The horse was in pain and neighed wildly. Dian slid back and fell off the horse, but he was brave by nature and ran forward in large strides. , swung his ax and chopped randomly, but he refused to retreat even at a step.
In the bandit formation, Chen Yun shouted: "Song's general can only hurt people with hidden arrows. If you are brave, come and try grandpa's halberd!" Holding a green dragon halberd, he went into battle showing off his power.
Yan Qing sneered again and again. Just as he was about to go out, Wu Bingyi, the governor of Chenzhou, had already rushed out. It turned out that this man's weapon was a Fangtian painted halberd. This was a double-edged halberd. It perfectly complemented the single-edged halberd such as the Qinglong halberd. A battle between dancing halberds was indistinguishable for a while.
Guo Ji, who had just fired the cold arrow, hung up his bow and arrows, picked up the Panlong stick and went out into battle. Li Ming, the governor of Xuzhou, wanted to do his job, raised his gun and patted the horse to welcome the fight.
After more than ten rounds of melee in the field, Suihe lost the strength of his mount, and the ax in his hand couldn't help but slow down. Sun An's pair of swords became faster and fiercer, spinning around him. Duan Er was frightened when he saw it, and turned his head. He spoke in a low voice to a fierce general: "General Feng, I didn't expect these Song generals to be so brave. If the general doesn't take action, our army will lose its spirit."
You must know that Duan Er, although he has no literary talent or military skills, is Wang Qing's brother-in-law, and he is also a veteran of the rebellion. He has been awarded the title of General to Protect the Country and Commander-in-Chief of the Northern Army. He has always been arrogant and has no children left. Why should he treat his subordinates like this? Is the general so polite?
Because this Fengtai is a famous thief in Yun'an Prefecture, nicknamed "Two maces to open the sky". He has a pair of iron maces in his hands, which is enough to be unstoppable. He and his sworn brother Wei He, the "Yam Luo Sword" , and are also known as the "Bashan Shuangjue". These two people are cruel and barbaric in nature. When Wang Qing attacked Yun'an, the officers and soldiers were defeated in one blow. However, the Bashan Shuangjue couldn't stand the arrogance of the Huaixi army. With seven or eight hundred This guy fought several battles in a row, causing the Huaixi army to complain incessantly and losing seven or eight generals. Later, Li Zhu came alone and treated him with humble words and courtesy. Then he turned an enemy into a friend and invited him to join Wang Qing's tent. For the general.
When Fengtai heard this, he said fiercely: "These guys are like grassroots in Feng's eyes. When I take action, I will kill a few of them first. The coach will follow the trend to cover up and kill Tong Guan. I will definitely defeat Tong Guan." One game.”
After saying that, he grabbed the horse's belly and rushed into the formation. With two iron maces in his hand, he smashed Sun An's head and face, shouting: "My dear, give this moment to me."
Sun An saw his maces rising and falling like the wind, and knew that he should not be underestimated, so he cheered up and fought with him.
He was used to being arrogant. He didn't think that Feng Tai was here to save him. Instead, he was secretly ashamed. He didn't dare to fight with Feng Tai, but he didn't want to retreat to his own formation. He roared and suddenly pounced on Li Ming.
Guo Ji's dragon stick was swinging back and forth in various ways. Li Ming concentrated on dealing with it, but he still failed to catch him. How could he have expected that a demon king would come out next to him? Guo Jian slashed the ax and blocked Li Ming's spear. Guo Ge took the opportunity to knock down Li Ming's spear with his stick. The long stick hit his helmet, and the short stick connected with the iron chain was thrown over. Another blow hit him on the back. Li Ming spat out blood and fell off his horse. He then raised his foot and kicked Li Ming, causing Li Ming's head to flip over and his neck bone to be broken, causing him to die.
He kicked Li Ming to death and jumped onto Li Ming's horse without even looking at him.
This change was so rapid that the Song army was in an uproar. Many people hurriedly touched the bows and arrows, but where could they get it in time? He saw the horse pull the reins, and the horse rushed towards Wu Bingyi, the governor of Chenzhou. He struck the back of the head with an ax and chopped off his head, and blood spurted out from the chest.
Sun An laughed loudly and swung his ax to kill Sun An again. Sun An saw that he was the only Song general in the field, and the enemy general was a rare expert. Even though he was always very timid, he did not dare to force himself to support himself. A "double-splitting dragon" forced Fengtai to drive away, twisted his horse and left.
Fengtai was also a madman with a ferocious flame of tens of feet. Seeing that he was so mediocre, he immediately went crazy. He pointed his mace at the Song army and shouted wildly: "Isn't it right here to take Marshal Wu egg?" , when will we wait?”
He galloped his horse and rushed towards the Song formation. Guo Guo screamed strangely and followed closely behind him with Guo Ge and Chen Yun.
Tong Guan originally had free time to watch the battle, but he didn't expect that the battle situation, which was evenly matched just now and even had the upper hand, would turn sharply for a sudden turn. He defeated two major governors and defeated Sun An. He couldn't help but be shocked. He looked at the two fierce generals Feng Tai and Sui. , each one is more ugly than the other, and each one is more crazy than the other. They are like evil ghosts crawling back into the world. They become more and more frightened and hurriedly retreat into the formation, shouting: "Fire arrows, fire arrows!"
Arrows were shot out sparsely in the Song formation. Feng and Sui waved their weapons to protect their bodies and their horses, without taking any notice.
Fortunately, Tong Guan's favorite general Wang Zhen saw that something was not going well and quickly drove his 10,000 forbidden troops forward. However, these forbidden troops were armed with bright armor. Facing the thieves and the four fierce generals, they clashed side by side and were killed. Backed away continuously.
Zuo Mou, the military advisor among the thieves, was overjoyed when he saw him and said: "Generalissimo, the general has already moved the Song soldiers. If you don't kill Tong Guan here, how long will it take?"
How could Duan Er understand the situation? After hearing the advice, he knew that the time had come. He whipped out the single sword from his waist, raised it and shouted: "Young men! Kill the officers and soldiers, capture the child's body, and capture the child's body to see the eggs!"
The 50,000 troops under his command shouted in unison: "Kill the officers and soldiers, capture the children, capture the children and look at the eggs!" The whole army surged up with a crash, like a flood collapsing a bank, and the momentum was earth-shattering.
Tong Guan's face was livid, he forced himself to mobilize his troops, and shouted: "The left sentry and right sentry are going up, the Chinese army is holding back!" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a commotion behind the formation, turned his head and saw The flags in the rear formation were scattered, and a military academy rushed to report: "The troops of Chenzhou and Xuzhou have dispersed."
After these two troops were combined, Wu Bingyi and Li Ming, who were leading the army, were both killed in the battle. These sergeants were originally of mediocre quality. They were already frightened when they heard that their own supervisors had died in the battle. They also heard that the enemy soldiers in front were very powerful. No one knew who took the lead, but they collapsed on the ground.
Tong Guan was shocked and angry, trembling all over: "Anyone who escapes before the battle should be punished by death!"
The cronies and advisers around him, as well as Marquis Yu, all looked pale and shouted in confusion: "Commander, let's go too." "Yes, Commander, it will be too late if you don't leave."
While Tong Guan was trembling, he said with a stern face: "Be unbridled, be unbridled! The emperor has entrusted me with a certain matter, and my Tong Guan has pledged himself to the country, so naturally I would rather die than retreat!"
Everyone exchanged glances with each other, and a Marquis of Yu, with a righteous face on his face, shouted: "Commander, what you said is ridiculous! You are a commander, and you are responsible for the safety of the world, how can you die lightly? Forgive us for being rude, please retreat, commander!"
Tong Guan was furious after hearing this, drew his sword and shouted: "What are you going to do? I died here for the country today! If anyone persecutes me, I will kill him."
Several Yuhou and staff officers exuded a tragic spirit and shouted at the same time: "Even if we die, we must ask the commander to withdraw first!"
Because the enemy had already rushed forward, everyone tacitly agreed to shorten the time of this scene. After saying this, it is logical that everyone should join forces and force the commander to leave. When they reach a safe place, they can take the rest. After the scenes such as "The handsome man wants to kill himself" and "The generals seize the sword" have been performed one by one, it will be considered complete.
Unexpectedly, when this section of "fighting with commanders to force a retreat" was about to reach its climax, suddenly a horse rushed from the side, and a large branch roared out, smashing left and right, and more than ten staff officers and Yu Hou fell off their horses.
Everyone was shocked, but they saw a general with a sullen look on his face, sitting high on his horse, with a sinister aura rising to the sky. He pointed at everyone and shouted angrily: "When the two armies are fighting, you dared to hold the commander hostage. You are really a coward." sky!"
After saying that, he swung his sword and smashed it randomly, causing all the cronies to suffer bloody injuries and screams.
Behind him, Liu Yanqing, Han Shizhong and others who followed closely showed shocked expressions.
Cao Cao shouted while smashing: "For the sake of the Prime Minister, I will kill you today!"
A Yuhou covered his head and shouted angrily: "Wu Zhi, you are just a general in the army, how dare you beat us? The commander-in-chief is concerned with the safety of the country. Now the army is fierce and dangerous. If there is a slight mistake, can you bear it?" What?"
A stern look flashed in Cao Cao's eyes: "The dog knows how to look after the house and protect the master. You are a close friend of the commander, but you want to make the commander an unjust person? You have a heart to be punished!" After saying this, he handed over the big spear and stabbed it. It entered the man's throat, and blood flowed all over the ground. Everyone looked at it, and no one dared to say anything.
Tong Guan said angrily: "Wuzhi, do you dare to kill someone in front of me?"
Cao Cao turned around and said: "Prime Minister, the outcome is still undecided. This man is talking nonsense and doing nonsense. If we don't kill him in the end, our army will definitely be defeated."
Tong Guan's eyes flashed fiercely, he looked around, lowered his voice, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "The rear army has been defeated, our army is bound to be defeated!"
Cao Cao shook his head and said in the same low voice: "The bandit army is not a strong force. How can it really be a fierce battle if they fight alone for a while? The general is rude and wants to use the commander's flag to use it!"
Tong Guan stared at Cao Cao for a long time, his eyes gradually turned from angry to calm, and suddenly he exhaled: "That's all, Tong has been leading troops for many years, and he is not without courage! And the general's flag is with you - if there is any mistake, don't blame our military law ruthless."
Cao Cao smiled slightly: "Thank you, Prime Minister, for the flag!"
Liu Yanqing shouted: "Wu Zhi, are you sure you are taking such a risk?"
Cao Cao turned around and saw that the veteran's expression was unclear. He couldn't help but smile and said: "If the opponent is an elite and only takes risks, why is he so dangerous now?"
Hearing this, Han Shizhong turned to look at the thieves who were fighting in disorder, his eyes suddenly flashed with light: "General, what Brother Wu said makes sense! Although our army is in chaos, how can the enemy's army not be in chaos? They think that the overall situation has been decided. , we suddenly killed them, and victory or defeat was still between us."
"What's the matter?" Cao Cao laughed loudly, with an extremely confident look in his eyes, and shouted loudly: "The victory is clearly determined!"
Tong Guan looked at the firm look in his eyes and couldn't help but turn his head and look blankly at the enemy army - rushing in like a torrent, killing the Song army and retreating step by step, in danger of collapse at any time.
Does this mean victory is decided?
Cao Cao ignored what he thought and glanced at everyone before looking at Zhu Jing: "Brother Zhu, can you still raise the flag?"
Zhu Jing was hit by an arrow in his left arm and was unable to use his axe. Hearing this, he laughed loudly, rode over, grabbed the commander's flag with one hand and held it in his arms.
Cao Cao shouted: "Han Shizhong, Lu Junyi, and Sun An are the sharpest! Guanzhong and I can take the place at any time, and we will command from the center. Yan Qing will protect the commander's flag. I'll kill Duan Er!"
Han Shizhong and others looked at each other and suddenly roared loudly at the same time, with wild eyes on their faces. They clapped their horses at the same time, bypassed Wang Zhen's troops, and headed straight for Duan Ershuai's flag.
Liu Yanqing took off his helmet and threw it to the ground. His white hair was fluttering in the wind. He looked at Tong Guan and said: "Prime Minister, today, I have no choice but to go crazy as a teenager!"
He raised his sword and shouted: "Forbidden Army soldiers, all follow me to kill the enemy!"
He had 10,000 forbidden troops under his command. After the great defeat of Wancheng a few days ago, their vitality had recovered a lot. He saw Han Shizhong and others roaring out and saw Liu Yanqing's pale head. At one time, six or seven thousand people roared at the same time. Then he rushed out of the formation.
Tong Guan looked at the thousands of people and the handsome flags surrounding him, with playful eyes and silence.
The cronies who had been beaten up by Lao Cao slowly gathered around him. Some people said bitterly: "This dwarf is so arrogant and rude. Even if he wins, we should deal with him severely!"
Tong Guan's eyes widened, he turned around and whipped a horse whip into the face of the person who spoke.
Looking at the frightened and incomprehensible expressions of everyone, Tong Guan said slowly: "Those generals of the Huaixi Bandits are as powerful as crazy demons, so it is difficult for our army to defeat them. Wu Zhi, unexpectedly, are even crazier than them! The battle formation thing , If you don’t rely on these people, do you really expect you to win the battle for me?”
After that, he narrowed his eyes and continued to look at the backs of Cao Cao and others. He opened his lips slightly and murmured in a voice that was unpleasant to others: "Hehe, hehe, Yanyun Sixteen States..."
There are different religions: the ax demon Feng Tai has a crazy nature, and even Lao Cao wants to have sex. Tens of thousands of troops marched forward to fight for victory, and the tops of thousands of peaks were called "Jue Ding".
Although it is not two chapters, it is 4800 chapters.
Today I have a lot of work to do, and it’s hard to put it down. It’s already dusk when I finish the work, so I’m late. Please forgive me, brothers.
Thanks to brother "Li Dunzi" for rewarding the leader! The elder brother is extravagant, and he just asks the younger brother to bow his head!
Let's have a meal first.
(End of chapter)
