But it is said that Li Kui squatted among the flowers and trees, endured it for a long time, lost control for a moment, and made a huge noise. When he heard the woman outside speaking, he realized that he was embarrassed. He also heard the little Diji crying that "there is a stinky fart demon in the garden", and he became angry and shouted. Said: "You little bitch is the stinky one, I just have a stomachache, haven't you ever had a stomachache?"
Little Diji was so frightened that she stepped back, threw herself into her sister's arms and said, "The stinky fart monster can speak human language!"
Zhao Fujin, the oldest concubine, was already fourteen or fifteen years old at this time. Naturally, she knew she was not a monster and said angrily: "How dare you! How dare you do such a rude thing in front of us and call yourself master? Please report to my Ming father." The Emperor will definitely hold you accountable. Sisters, let’s go!”
A group of emperors and concubines were about to leave. Wu Yong had no choice but to show up. With his back to the group of emperors and concubines, he stood in the middle of the road and said vaguely: "Don't be afraid, that Xiaohuangmen just has a stomachache. Don't mention it to others." .”
The emperors and concubines all recognized that these were their father's clothes, and the figures of Wu Yong and Zhao Guanjia were quite similar, so they all saluted and said hello, but Zhao Fujin frowned and said, "Does the father have a discomfort in his throat?"
Wu Yong coughed, waved his hands and said, "Don't worry about the kids, just go and play at home."
Zhao Fujin felt more and more something was wrong, and felt that "Father" was very different from before. No matter how brilliant her imagination was, she could never imagine that someone would dare to pretend to be the emperor in the imperial garden. She just thought that the "father" was sick or in a bad mood.
He hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Is it possible that my father is ill? Why don't you send the imperial doctor to take care of you?"
Wu Yong heard the footsteps behind him and complained secretly. He also walked forward and said vaguely: "I said there is nothing to do, so why bother? You can just go by yourself. Wouldn't it save trouble?"
Zhao Fujin became increasingly uneasy and quickly stepped forward and grabbed Wu Yong's sleeve: "Father, you are connected with the country, how can you not pay attention to your own body?"
Wu Yong quickly turned his head sideways, and this time he dodged. Zhao Fujin felt that something was wrong. He quickly let go and took a few steps back, saying in shock: "You, are you my father?"
When she shouted, several Di Ji suddenly became nervous.
Today, Zhao Fujin sneaked out of the palace and broke his forehead. When he came back, several close friends saw him and comforted him. Zhao Fujin had people prepare delicious food in the imperial garden and invited the sisters to have a party. In order to have a good time, even the palace maids came. Outside the garden, I unexpectedly encountered what I saw before me.
Shi Xiu was alarmed by the noise, and walked out quickly when he saw it. He quickly came to Wu Yong's side, turned sideways, lowered his head, and said in a high voice: "Dear concubines, the official family has been idle today, and they are in a very unhappy mood. Jia, don’t provoke me, just leave quickly.”
Zhao Fujin heard something in his heart and tilted his head to look at Shi Xiu: "Hey, why don't I seem to have seen you before?"
Shi Xiu was complaining in her heart, but she still said in a high voice: "The young one is new to the official family. It is normal for Di Ji to have never seen the young one before."
Zhao Fujin shook his head and said, "No, I think your voice is a bit familiar. Turn your head and look at me."
Shi Xiu had no choice but to wink and twist her mouth, then slowly turned her head, hoping that she wouldn't recognize him, and said to herself: "The little one is ugly, I'm afraid it will scare the nobles."
For a moment, the two eyes met. Zhao Fujin was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he let out a "Goo", as if he was about to laugh, and quickly held it back, took a deep breath, nodded and said: "It's really ugly, turn around, don't Scared my sisters.”
He turned to the other emperors and concubines and said, "Father seems to be in a bad mood. Let's not bother her and let's go play in the waterside pavilion."
The little Di Ji cried and refused: "The waterside pavilion smells so bad."
Zhao Fujinhu put on a delicate face and said, "Pull the brocade curtains apart. When the wind blows, the smell will still stink! Go away, if you don't listen to me, I won't bring you fun and delicious food next time you leave the palace!"
Zhao Fujin was the fifth daughter of the emperor. At this time, she was titled "Emperor Kangfu". She was deeply loved because of her extremely beautiful appearance. She is the only one among the sisters who can sneak out of the palace to play as the emperor's concubine and make the emperor turn a blind eye and pretend not to see her.
Therefore, her threats were quite intimidating to these little emperors. They all pouted and felt aggrieved and walked towards the smelly water pavilion.
Zhao Fujin stared at the sisters as they entered the waterside pavilion. He looked around and saw no one around. Suddenly he jumped up like a deer, stepped forward and pulled Shi Xiu's sleeve, pulled it behind a big tree, and said nervously: "Are you crazy? How dare you enter the palace to look for me!"
Shi Xiu was stunned for a moment. He saw the girl's face flushed, her breathing rapid, nervous and somewhat uncontrollably excited. As soon as her thoughts changed, she realized that she had misunderstood and thought that he had entered the palace specifically to find her.
Just as he was about to say that this was not the case, a sudden thought came to his mind: If my brother were here, would he honestly admit it?
He took a long, deep breath, clenched his hands, and said in a trembling voice: "If I don't come into the palace, I'm afraid I won't be able to see you again in this life."
"You're crazy! You're really crazy!" Zhao Fujin cursed in a low voice, but his eyes became brighter and brighter: "If you are seen by others and you break into the palace without permission, you will definitely die!"
"I'm not afraid of death!" Shi Xiu's voice gradually stopped shaking and became more determined: "Compared to death, I'm more afraid of never seeing you again."
There is a saying that the worries in middle age are as thick as wine, while the feelings of girls are always poetry.
Although Fu Jin is the Emperor's Concubine, she is just a girl in her mid-14s. She has never tasted love in her life, and she doesn't know what it feels like to be cared about. But in her young and budding heart, she had always imagined a handsome knight flying over the high palace just to see her smiling face.
Exactly at this moment.
"Really crazy, really crazy." She had no experience in dealing with these things, so she could only mutter these words subconsciously, not knowing that her eyes had already filled with an intoxicating look like fine wine.
"Go crazy! If I can see you again, being crazy is nothing." Although he had been trying to imitate Cao Cao, Shi Xiu could only say such simple words.
But for Zhao Fujin, it was thrilling enough.
She also clenched her little fists tightly, and finally summoned up the courage: "What's your name? What do you do?"
"My...my surname is Shi Mingxiu, and I am...the Superintendent of the Military and Horses of Laizhou!" Shi Xiu subconsciously reported his most "respectable" identity.
"Okay, okay." Zhao Fujin breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he had fantasized about a knight flying into the palace wall, Zhao Fujin knew clearly that unless the knight snatched him away, his father would never marry him to a knight errant.
Although the officer is a bit younger and does not seem to be a queen from a famous family, he is still much better than the Jianghu Ranger.
"Laizhou Military and Horse Supervisor, Shi Xiu! I remember you!" Zhao Fujin nodded vigorously, saying that he remembered it very well: "But you still can't stay here longer! The person pretending to be my father is your friend, right? Come on, hurry up and leave. Otherwise, if someone finds out, you will really suffer."
Shi Xiu nodded slightly. He felt the girl's sincere concern and decided not to worry her anymore: "Don't be afraid, we'll leave now, nothing will happen."
"By the way!" Zhao Fujin suddenly thought of something: "How did you know I was in the palace?"
Uh... Shi Xiu was about to weave a reason, when suddenly the leaves beside him moved, and a figure landed lightly ten feet away: "Di Ji, please forgive me! I am a detective under General Shi. Just because General Shi met Di Ji today, Suddenly he couldn't help himself, so he ordered his subordinates to see whose daughter Di Ji was so that he could come to propose marriage. Unexpectedly, he saw Di Ji all the way back to the palace. My general felt ashamed of himself, but he couldn't forget it, so he had to risk his own life to enter the imperial garden, just to see Di Ji again. one side."
Shi Xiu was overjoyed. He didn't expect that Shi Qian was so talented that he tracked him to the palace and hid above him for a long time without even noticing it.
"Uh, that's right." Shi Xiu quickly finalized the plan.
Normally, Shi Qian falling from the sky like this would scare half of Zhao Fujin out of his wits, but now that Shi Xiu was beside her, she was only slightly startled and didn't even scream.
After hearing the reason, Fu Jin sighed and said: "You are a warrior who protects your home and country, why should you feel ashamed of yourself?" After thinking for a while, he suddenly took out a purse: "There is an amulet here, which I asked for last year. , since you are a military commander, you will inevitably go into battle to kill the enemy, so I’ll give it to you, get out of the palace quickly, and from now on... don’t be ashamed of yourself."
After saying that, he threw his purse over and ran away in a hurry.
Shi Xiu caught the purse and immediately smiled, appreciating it: "What an empress with a beautiful heart, her hands are so extravagant in needlework, and these two flower ducks are so plump and cute."
Shi Qian glanced at it and said with a strange smile: "I can embroider a mandarin duck into a fat duck, and I have the nerve to give it away to others. It shows that... I must really love you!"
Facing Shi Xiu's raised fist, Shi Qian acted decisively.
Then he asked curiously: "Why did you come to the palace?"
Shi Xiudao: "It's a long story! Why did you stay in the palace for so long? But you didn't have time to see King Dwarf Tiger beheaded."
When Shi Qian heard this, he smiled proudly, patted his bulging chest and said, "It's rare to come to the palace, so I naturally take a look around. Hehe, what's the point of beheading the King Dwarf Tiger? I got this memorial. It’s really important!”
Wu Yong came over at this time and asked curiously: "Why is the memorial so important?"
Shi Qian said: "The Zhao Guan family is planning to send people out to sea from Dengzhou to find the Emperor of Jin and make an appointment with Song and Jin to join forces and annihilate Liao. Is this important?"
Wu Yong was surprised when he heard this and said: "How could such a thing happen? If this happens, the world will change drastically in a matter of seconds. Why don't we report this to my brother? Call Tieniu and I'll go back as soon as possible!"
There are different teachings: work together to explore the vast distances, and sail against the tide. Catching the moon from the water, seeking skin from the tiger.
There's a lot going on today, so I'm stuck.
(End of chapter)
