Shi Xiuzheng was grinning when someone suddenly sprayed white and thick apricot cheese on his face. He also took a few drops in his mouth and became furious and stood up.
Looking angrily, he saw a young boy with two drops of apricot cheese hanging from the tip of his nose. His face was already red with embarrassment. He stared at Shi Xiu and became even more frightened to the point where his hands and feet were weak. The lamp fell from his hand and hit the arch of his foot. Go up and jump up with a "ouch" sound of pain.
For some reason, seeing the young man's shy and fearful state, Shi Xiu was filled with unknown anger and all his fingers turned soft. When he saw that the young man's foot was hurt by the porcelain cup, his heart tightened and he subconsciously shouted: "Ah yo , you’re not hurt, are you?”
The junior student's face was as red as a burning cloud, and he stretched out his two small hands and shook them wildly: "No, no, no, no, no." He turned around and ran away. When the slightly older junior student next to him got up in a hurry, the previous junior student had already arrived. At the door, Shi Xiu's eyes followed him closely, and she could clearly see his left foot taking a sharp step, kicking it on his right heel. He fell flat on the ground and lay on the ground like a pancake, without any movement.
The fall was so serious that the store was silent for a moment, and many people stood up in surprise.
The older boy screamed in fright and hurriedly tried to help him, but he heard a cry beside his ear and was passed by by Shi Xiu.
Shi Xiu knelt down and reached out to pick him up. He felt that the young man's body was as light as a bone. He felt pity in his heart and softened his arms. As if he was facing a rare treasure, he gently picked him up and held him in his hands. When I looked at him from the crook of my arm, I saw that the little boy had a red bump on his forehead, his nose was also red, and nosebleeds were slowly oozing out.
Shi Xiu stretched out his hand and flicked it, and found out that the skull and the bridge of the nose were intact. Knowing that there was no serious problem, he frowned and said: "Why are you so careless, don't you know how to help me?"
As he spoke, he spread two fingers and reached over.
The young boy panicked, thinking that Shi Xiu was going to poke her nostrils in retaliation, so he quickly covered her nostrils with his hands. As soon as he raised his hands halfway, Shi Xiu's fingers fell on the cheeks on both sides of his nose. Tighten it and press it gently a few times, and the nosebleed will stop flowing.
The young man sniffed and looked up, only to see Shi Xiu's thick eyebrows frowning slightly, a pair of handsome eyes like bright stars showing concern, a face as heroic as a knife and an axe, but also stained with a lot of apricot cheese. Apart from being funny, it was also... It seems a bit softer.
"This guy is fierce when he's angry, but he's handsome when he's not angry."
A strange thought suddenly came to the young man's mind, and he was immediately ashamed. He felt that Shi Xiu pressed two fingers on his face, which were like two hot coals, and his body was almost cooked.
She was probably shy to the extreme, but she felt a bit of courage. She gritted her teeth, held half of the cuffs with her fingers, and wiped the apricot cheese off Shi Xiu's face.
While wiping, the curled-up fingers inevitably came into contact with Shi Xiu's face. The soft and cool touch made Shi Xiu's body tense up, and she suddenly seemed to be back to the scene when she first entered Jiangzhou Yiqing Building, and her face turned slightly red. got up.
The young man glared at Shi Xiu with a red face, and when he saw that his face was also starting to turn red, he felt a faint sense of pride: Humph, you are nothing more than that, we are all treating each other.
The two were looking at each other, and suddenly Li Kui's exclamation sounded in the store: "Ah, brother, look, brother Shi Xiu is holding the little boy, he is looking at him, and he is looking at him, this, this, this, isn't this?" Like when my mother-in-law and I are about to kiss?"
With a bang, the whole hall burst into laughter again. The young man in Shi Xiu's arms woke up from a dream and screamed. He quickly struggled and fell from Shi Xiu's arms. Using all four limbs, he broke the door curtain and ran away like a desperate man. The older one ran away. The young man stamped his feet, gave Shi Xiu a vicious look, and hurriedly chased him out.
Shi Xiu stood up slowly. For a moment, he felt lost and just stared at the door curtain in a daze.
Seeing that he was in a hurry, Li Kui rushed towards him, grabbed his arm and shook him repeatedly, with a worried look on his face: "Brother, are you under a spell? How can you be so affectionate with a man?"
Shi Xiu was speechless and felt ashamed: "Yes, a man, how, how could I..."
Gao Yanei laughed strangely: "You black guy with an eye on his butt? This is obviously a girl!"
After hearing this, Shi Xiu suddenly realized: "How can I be so soft-spoken? She is indeed a woman!"
Gao Yanei immediately kicked Li Kui in the butt: "It's your fault for the bad things, brother Shi and this little girl, if you touch me and I touch you, they will definitely be in love with each other and become adulterers. They just invite She goes to see the beheaded man together, and when the time comes one of them says, "Brother, I'm afraid," and the other says, "Sister, don't be afraid," and they find a place where there is no one to be the light, wouldn't it be a joy?"
He raised his voice and imitated women's speech, which was three-quarters coquettish and seven-quarters mean. Hearing this, Shi Xiu was furious: "Nonsense, how can she be this kind of person!"
Cao Cao saw this and laughed. He stood up and waved. Shi Xiu walked past quickly, bending down and bowing his head.
Cao Cao whispered a few words to him, then slapped Shi Xiu on the arm. Shi Xiu turned around and looked at the open window next to him, with a look of ecstasy on his face: "Thank you, brother!"
Cao Cao chuckled and said, "Brother, what are you talking about? Let's go and see how to kill someone!"
While talking, he paid the bill and bought a bowl the size of a washbasin from the store. It was originally used to hold dried fruits. Now he bought it and asked the store to make a large portion of almond tea. He put it in the bowl and gave it to Li Kui held it and drank.
Li Kui said happily: "That's all, my brother still loves me and can't bear to part with Tieniu's ass."
Everyone laughed and left the store, and went straight to the square outside the Meridian Gate where murderers were executed. They saw a high platform in the middle with a sea of people under the platform.
Wu Song frowned and said, "It's too late. It's okay for me to wait, but what will my brother think?"
Gao Yanei raised his eyebrows: "Just follow closely and let me open the way!"
The high-ranking yamenai summoned up the energy of Huahua Taisui, burst into a weird laugh, raised his chin high, thrust out his chest, waved his domineering arms, and rushed straight towards the crowd with steps that he would not recognize as a relative: "Little Pili, where is my little Pili? Where have you been, little Pili? Pili~~ Everyone, has anyone seen my little Pili? It is such a small golden monkey, is it hiding among you? Under my wife's skirt? Don't leave...get it done!"
After a group of them stood in the first row, Cao Cao looked back at the passage that had not been closed, and sincerely praised: "Young brother can be called the tiger who cleans the street!"
At this time, the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture came on horseback. In front of the horse and behind the horse, hundreds of businessmen were closely surrounding him.
After a while, a group of forbidden troops arrived, with about a thousand people, guarding all sides.
Gao Yanei whispered: "This is because I am afraid that Liangshanbo will come to rob the execution ground. These people are only on the surface. My father personally led more than ten thousand elite soldiers and hid them around. If the Liangshanbo thieves come, I will teach them all to die." "
Then he secretly pointed to a high-rise building facing the execution site: "The men in Taishi Cai's family are all watching the execution on the third floor. Maybe the officials will also secretly watch the fun."
Just as he was talking, hundreds of soldiers came here escorting a prison van, and a prisoner was dragged out of it, it was the Dwarf Tiger Wang Ying!
Wang Ying had his hair smeared with glue and was dragged to the stage. He was stripped naked and tied to a pillar with a look of fear and tears on his face.
The people below looked at it and started talking one after another: "This is the second master of Liangshan? Why is he so short?"
"Brother, you don't know. Although he is short, he is the dwarf tiger god who came down to earth. He has the strength of hundreds of kilograms. He has a tiger-tooth gun in his hand, which weighs one hundred and eight kilograms. He can be trampled by thousands of troops and horses."
"Fart! If he is so powerful, how can he be captured by the officers and soldiers?"
"Brother, I don't know that although it is the lower realm of the gods, the official family is also a great immortal with long eyebrows. Gao Qiu, the commander-in-chief of the palace, is the reincarnation of Wu Quxing, who came to protect the Song Dynasty! Last night, Gao Taiwei watched the sky at night. Seeing the tiger evil invading the emperor's star, he calculated with his fingers that the dwarf tiger god had come to Beijing to assassinate the official family. He hurriedly put on his clothes and held a sword in his hand. He fought with the dwarf tiger god for more than a thousand times, without deciding the winner. Later, it was Taishi Cai. He mounted his horse and offered the Taishi Seal and Ribbon, and for a moment thunder rolled down from the sky, causing all the seven orifices of the Dwarf Tiger God to spurt Samadhi fire, and Taiwei Gao took the opportunity to capture him."
"Why does it have to do with Master Cai?"
"Brother, don't you know? Taishi Cai is the reincarnation of the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder Universal Transformation Heavenly Lord!"
"You're talking nonsense, right?"
"That's all! Brother, do you know who Jiutian Yingyuan Thunderous Universal Transformation Tianzun is? He is the Grand Master Wen Zhong of the Shang Dynasty. He has a name and a surname. Is this a fabrication? The Grand Master reincarnated as a Grand Master. Such a big game of chess, Isn’t it clear enough?”
"Ah, that's it. If it weren't for your elder brother's guidance, how would I understand the truth? I think your elder brother is handsome and has extraordinary appearance, but I don't know who he is?"
"I'm ashamed, I'm just a storyteller from Yuewen Teahouse. Because of my love for gun skills, my friends in the world call me 'Swordsman'. If you have time, brother, please come to Yuewen to support the original version!"
"Bah! I wondered who he was, but he turned out to be from that place. I heard that most of the eunuchs in the palace came from there. I would like to advise you to be careful and tell the story. Don't say anything like that. "
Cao Cao heard the noise and looked back, only to see that the storyteller was tall and handsome, with a suave and elegant look, and a beautiful beard flowing freely under his chin. He had a poem called "Ding Feng Bo" that perfectly described this man's demeanor:
I laugh at the fact that you have no great talent, and you are lonely, angry and dusty. Celebrities from all ages have been fascinated and melancholy, and now they are waiting for the moon to come from the east.
And send it to Liuguang's cup of wine. I'm drunk. When will you open your arms? The spring breeze is blowing all over the ground and it is chaotic. Stop sighing and look at the white apricot blossoms in front of the window.
The two looked at each other and smiled, as if they had known each other for a long time.
At this time, there was only a gong sound on the stage. Cao Cao turned around and saw a prison officer taking out a piece of paper from his sleeve and reading Wang Aohu's charges. "A cult that confuses and fools the people" and so on, a long article was written in a eloquent manner, and was sentenced to death.
There are different religions: the dwarf tiger, the divine king, and the golden monkey, Tai Sui. When Wen Zhong descends to earth, thunder falls, and the gunslinger occasionally wanders into the book!
I was itchy and lost a few hundred words, so this chapter is limited to 2952 words, which is less than 3,000 words. According to the starting point rules, it should still be considered a 2,000-word chapter~
So guys, don’t spray water!
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