Early the next morning, seven long and short men supported each other and walked out of Fanlou yawning.
Cao Cao looked up at the sky. The sky was gray and there was no sun. A cold wind was blowing. Gao Yanei shivered for seven or eight times in a row. His nose was filled with runny nose and his mouth was full. He pointed to the shop in front and said: "Sheep, Drink, drink a bowl of mutton soup, otherwise, then, my life, my life has been handed down."
Cao Cao was startled: "Brother, you must not let anything happen to you! Alas, you have to take care of your body and bones!"
Several people helped Gao Yanei, who was all pale, into the shop. One person brought a bowl of broth. Gao Yanei added a pair of extra kidneys to his bowl. He sprinkled a handful of pepper noodles on his hands and drank it. Continued.
When Cao Cao was about to pay, Gao Yanei grabbed him and took out a broken piece of silver from his arms, about the size of a penny. He slapped it on the table, making the bowls and plates jump around, and he said loudly: " It was my brother who broke the banknotes yesterday, so I should treat you to this mutton soup. Friendship is the result of coming and going."
Cao Cao raised his thumb and said, "Brother, pay attention to people!"
Mu Hong and others all smiled. Only Luan Tingyu touched the red envelope with one dollar in his arms, which touched his heart and made his eyes slightly red.
Don't ask, you'll choke on the pepper if you ask.
After walking out of the mutton soup shop, Cao Cao felt uncomfortably warm and uncomfortably warm. Cao Cao stretched out without any image, his joints cracking all over his body, he sighed comfortably, and suddenly chanted: "I have lived in Fanlou all my life, and I have been happy all day long. Don’t envy immortals.”
Wu Yong wiped his mouth while thinking about the more than 4,000 yuan spent. Even though it was not his own money, he felt heartache. He shook his head and sighed: "I only hate that my sister's affection is fake, and a man with no money will miss it."
After Gao Yanei heard this, he immediately aroused the poetry bug in his stomach. He stopped in the street, searched his intestines, and said loudly: "My brother is very rich, my father is very powerful, Bianjing is full of flowers, Gao Yanei, Fan Lou is a grand and small man. immortal!"
Everyone cheered in unison: "Okay, what a gorgeous and dignified little fairy in the yamen! Not to mention the fairy-like appearance in the yamen, just talk about this literary talent. If he had been born a hundred years earlier, how would Su Dongpo be able to enjoy the fame? It is Li Taibai who is here. I’m willing to accept the defeat.”
Gao Yanei burst out laughing with joy, feeling that these good brothers knew each other very well, and hanging out with them was ten times more enjoyable than robbing a big woman in the street.
For several days in a row, Cao Cao hung out with Gao Yanei, squandering the money in his hands like dust, and coaxed Gao Yanei to treat Cao Cao as his own mother-in-law. The specific performance was also very touching: he was willing to marry the sister who came up. Let Cao Cao choose first!
On October 23, in the morning, Gao Yanei, who had played wildly all night, returned to his house to catch up on his sleep, and agreed to see Cao Cao in the evening.
Cao Cao and Wu Yong were sitting together and discussing: "This pot of soup is almost ready."
Wu Yong frowned and said: "There is only one difficulty, and that is that this guy... is very cautious!"
Cao Cao couldn't help but nod when he heard this.
After hanging out together for the past few days, everyone has more or less noticed that Gao Yanei is not a human being when he is crazy, but there is one thing he understands: he knows when not to be crazy.
When playing in Fanlou, when faced with the ridicule and ridicule of the powerful Yamen, Gao Yameni took the initiative to retreat and cursed behind his back to vent his anger. Such a person really needs to be carefully calculated if he offends the officials.
At this time, Fan Rui suddenly smiled and took out a porcelain vase from his arms: "I heard that the yamen calls himself a little god. If so, how about letting him really become a god for once?"
Cao Cao wondered: "What is this?"
Fan Rui said: "This substance is stalactite, sulfur, white quartz, amethyst quartz, and red stone. It is ground and synthesized. It is called Hanshi Powder, or Wushi Powder. After taking it, I feel hot all over my body, my physical strength is greatly improved, and I feel like a fairy. , I don’t know what respecting etiquette is.”
Wu Yong was surprised and said: "Sun Simiao once said that this thing is very poisonous. Many people were harmed by it in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. Is this the thing?"
Fan Rui said proudly: "This is the medicine. If you take it with wine, its effect will be doubled."
Cao Cao laughed, grabbed it and put it in his arms: "If this happens, Brother Fan Rui is the first to do it."
In the evening, Gao Yanei came over excitedly and asked, "Brother, are you going to play in Fanlou again today?"
Cao Cao shook his head and sighed: "It's been like that for several days. I heard that there are some beautiful prostitutes in Bianjing. Why don't you bring Brother Yu to see them in your office?"
Gao Yanei smiled uncomfortably and said: "Brother, what you are saying is beyond words. Those women are beautiful, but they are just pretentious and difficult to get started with. She really wants to have a good time, I don't know how much money I have to give her for free. Haha, there are so many beautiful women, but she is inlaid with gold? A sensible person like me, like a watch with an archway, doesn’t even bother to look at it."
Cao Cao exclaimed: "This is an honest statement of cleverness and proficiency, but..." He slowly took out a porcelain vase with a smile and put it on the table: "This small vase cost me 500 yuan. It has a great reputation." , called the harmony of yin and yang."
"Yin, Yang, harmony, combination, dispersion!" This name alone made Gao Yanei excited. He picked up the bottle and asked expectantly: "How to use it?"
"It's just like the name." Cao Cao said with a sly smile: "Put it in the wine, a little for her and a little for you. If she doesn't seek pleasure from you, her insides will be on fire, but as for you, brother, you can fight for a long time without defeat. She is inlaid with gold and silver, so she has to eat the marrow to know the taste. From now on, unless it is you, everyone else will taste the same!"
Gao Yanei was ecstatic after hearing this, and quickly put the vial into his arms: "Wonderful, wonderful, these five hundred strings are worth it!"
With the divine object by his side, he no longer built an archway, but sold his old money at the first word: "The most beautiful courtesans in Bianjing City today are Li Shishi and Zhao Yuannu. They are both called Shuangbi. They are the current official family." , I wanted to come and play with her. My younger brother also asked me to meet him and asked me for 20 taels for a cup of tea. He was so angry that he broke down the door of his house and left. The next day, my father went to court and beat me until I could not sleep for three months. Get out of bed, now that there is such a divine creature to help me, I have to be a man who can take revenge and complain!"
Just as he was about to start talking, Wu Song suddenly pushed open the door and walked in. He walked directly to Cao Cao and whispered a few words into his ear. Cao Cao's expression changed: "Seriously?"
Wu Song nodded: "Tieniu knows that guy, and he will never be wrong."
After Wu Song retreated, Cao Cao pondered for a moment, then stood up and said: "Brother, you are so lucky! You are sitting at home, so great achievements have fallen from the sky."
Gao Yanei asked curiously: "Me? Credit? Could it be that my brother is making fun of me? What credit can a person like me make?"
Cao Cao said: "Brother, why do you belittle yourself? Let me ask you, in May this year, Liangshanbo bandits attacked Jiangzhou and openly chopped up Mr. Cai Jiu. Do you know about this?"
"This matter is well known to every household, how come I don't know about it?" Gao Yanei looked puzzled: "The reason why my father sent troops to attack Liangshanbo was because of this matter. But what does this matter have to do with me?"
Cao Cao said again: "My dear brother, do you know who is the person who cut Cai Jiu into pieces?"
When Gao Yanei heard this, his eyes suddenly widened. He thought hard for a long time and slapped his thigh: "When I think about it, that guy is called the Dwarf Tiger God Lord!"
Cao Cao nodded: "Yes, it is the dwarf tiger god Wang Ying! Dear brother, this person has entered Bianjing! Isn't it a gift from God?"
With a roar, Gao Yanei and his chair overturned, his limbs twitched, and he cried: "Brother, save me! The Liangshan bandits have entered the city, and they must come to take my life!"
Immediately, a foul smell hit his nose. Cao Cao frowned and looked down, seeing urine dripping from Gao Yameni's crotch.
There are different teachings: Lao Fan presented five stone powder, and the yamen acted as a man. Suddenly there was a report of a flying short-legged tiger, and the sound of dripping urine was heard.
(End of chapter)
