The next day.
The summer weather is extremely boring.
In the multi-view garden of the Lu Mansion, plum soup, licorice soup, snow-soaked bean water, perilla drink and other summer-relieving drinks freshly prepared in the morning were placed in porcelain jars, and the porcelain jars were placed in wooden basins filled with crushed ice. In the middle, there is a hint of cold white air.
There are also all kinds of iced fruits and cheeses on the long table, and anyone who wants to eat can take them as he pleases.
In the corridor of the waterside pavilion, under the shade of a big tree, heroes gathered in groups, each enjoying the shade and enjoying themselves.
Cao Cao not only sighed with emotion: "When everything is settled one day and the world is at peace, brothers and I can still gather together, drink and chat, which will be the best good thing in the world."
Fan Rui knew his grand plan and said with a smile: "If that day comes, even if we are here, our beard and hair will be completely white."
Cao Cao said with a smile: "I heard that the layman Dongpo of this dynasty had a wonderful saying, 'A pear tree crushes a begonia.' Our white hair just reflects the beauty's green silk and red face. Isn't it beautiful?"
Lu Junyi heard this and said in confusion: "What's the point of beauty? Let's talk about the famous BMW horse. Isn't it cuter than a beauty? My dear friend, did you pay attention to my mount 'Qilin Beast' yesterday? It's not inferior to Erlang's black horse." …”
There is a poem that proves:
The wind blows freely in the multi-view garden, first shaking the lotus leaves and then helping the pines.
The clear frost condenses on the outside of the silver cup, and the fruit contains smoke and ice in the bowl.
The summer heat is difficult to steam, the light kudzu is soft, and the golden crow cannot penetrate the green sarong.
If Jiuzhou waits for the recovery of Jin Ou, there will be a white-haired man in front of the bottle in Changle.
Hearing his master start to brag endlessly about his horse-drawing skills, Li Gu, who was standing by and waiting, curled his lips imperceptibly, picked up a jar of perilla and drank: "Master, I'm going to add some for the guests over there. Tea.”
Lu Junyi was about to speak and waved his hand impatiently. Li Gu was holding a jar and refilling tea for people everywhere. Suddenly he saw Shi Qian, Shi Xiu and Luan Tingyu under a big tree with rosy faces, whispering and laughing. Extremely wretched, he suddenly became energetic, wandered around, poured some tea into the cups of the three of them, and said with a smile: "Three brothers, we were talking lively just now, why didn't we talk about it when I arrived?"
Shi Xiu rolled her eyes at him: "Yan Xiaoyi said that you are a retaliator and know how to accuse someone of trouble. Do you think I don't know that?"
Li Gu yelled at Qu and said: "Brother, are you that kind of person? You have also seen with your own eyes that the master either beats or scolds me, but Yan Xiaoyi loves me like his own son. How dare I dare to accuse him of his tricks?"
Luan Tingyu said: "Shi Xiu, don't listen to people who say that wind is like rain. I think Li Duguan is a good person. Otherwise, would my brother, a member of the Communist Party of China, be willing to let him take care of such a big family's private affairs?"
Shi Qian said: "Teacher Luan is right, Yan Xiaoyi has a sharp eyebrow and eyes, and he is a good person who knows how to please and behave well."
Shi Xiu smacked his lips after hearing this, and said frankly: "That's all, it seems that I misunderstood a good person. In fact, the three of me didn't say anything, they just talked about my extravagant cover-up."
Li Gu looked over at Lu Junyi. He spoke with high spirits and seemed to have no instructions. He relaxed and sat down and asked with a smile: "I wonder what kind of extravagant things can open my eyes to this little brother?"
Shi Xiu chuckled, took out a few purses from his arms, took out one or two ingots inside, played with them skillfully in his hands, and narrated in a low voice vividly, how Saburo and Manman, Zhenzhen, Xiuxiu, Xing Here is a story that must be told by Er, Qinxiang and Lanxi.
He had told this little story many times, and the more he told it, the richer the plot and the more detailed the content. Luan Tingyu frowned, always feeling that he had plausibly implanted many of the stories boasted by other brothers into his own experience.
For example, "She said: 'Ah, why is there still a fishy smell?' I said: 'If you're not used to it, drink some vinegar to suppress it." It was as if it was said by a fisherman, but was interpreted by Shi Xiu of vividness.
Shi Xiu spoke more and more energetically, gesticulating with his hands. Li Gu's eyes widened, his face turned red, and he concentrated on saying, "The next day, I took out the money from my pocket, and I couldn't help but wonder how much extravagant a man my brother Wu Mengde is?" He was envious and said: 'Brother, you are still amazing. Even when I was young, I didn't have such earth-shattering skills as yours.'" It just ended.
Li Gu sighed, with unconcealed jealousy all over his face. Looking at the swollen flesh of Shi Xiu, Luan Tingyu and others, he said in despair: "You are the ones practicing martial arts, all of you are so good..."
Thinking of his lover's longing last night, he felt even more sad.
But he heard Shi Qian sneer and say: "Guan Li, do you really believe what they say? His Shi Xiu fights against six, do you think you can rely on your own real talent? Let me tell you, he only relies on food... Wuwuwu Woohoo.”
But Shi Xiu swooped down and covered Shi Qian's mouth, blushing and yelling: "Don't say it, don't say it."
Li Gu suddenly became excited: "What to eat? Do you also need to take medicine?"
Luan Tingyu also had a face full of excitement and said: "Brother, you are not being honest. What kind of good things should not be shared among brothers?" As he said this, he stepped forward, twisted his arms, and opened Shi Xiu's arms.
Shi Qian did a somersault and said with a bad smile: "If others don't know about it, unless I don't do anything about it, how can I hide any scandal in my family? Didn't you beg Fan Rui to give it to you?"
How did Li Gu know the background of these people? He said anxiously: "Ah, what did you give him?"
Luan Tingyu said: "Li Duguan doesn't know that brother Fan Rui is from Quanzhen in alchemy. He is good at calling the wind and rain, and can spread the beans to make soldiers. He is the one who is called the 'Devil King' in the world. He is a great expert in alchemy, you say. What did you give him?"
Shi Qian said: "Brother Shi Xiu, if you keep hiding this, you will inevitably hurt the loyalty between brothers."
Shi Xiu sighed sadly: "That's all, let me go first."
Luan Tingyu let him go, and Shi Xiu, with a face full of pain, took out a brocade box from his arms, opened it, and found a total of three pills as big as a fingernail, round and golden, which looked extraordinary.
Luan Tingyu exclaimed: "What an elixir! Take one from me."
He stretched out his hand to grab it, but Shi Xiu slapped his hand open and cursed: "If you are interested after eating it, why don't you ask Mr. Lu to reward you with a few maids? Even if Mr. Lu is willing to give it up, those maids and women who have not been treated by others should have one One of you will die. Wait for me to tell you more!"
He looked around and whispered: "To tell you the truth, Brother Fan has a senior brother who is more capable than him. He specializes in making elixirs for the officials in the palace. You all know the temperament of the officials. You can't live without it! Because! The effect of this pill is very good. If you take one pill, it will really change your wishes, and it will not hurt the body at all. It only takes one time to discipline this girl and she will have no one else in her heart. There is a name called 'Ruyi Divine Immortal Infatuated Heart Pill'."
He said with a proud face: "Brother Fan once helped his senior brother a big favor. In order to repay his favor, his senior brother gave these pills. However, Brother Fan only loves to practice Taoism and is not interested in women. Occasionally, he mentioned it and was begged by me. , just got it."
Luan Tingyu swallowed and said impatiently: "Give me one!"
Shi Xiudao: "How dare you open your teeth! Fan Rui told me that the cost of this elixir is more than thirty taels of silver each. If it weren't for the government's internal government, which has all kinds of medicines, it would be impossible to do it outside even if you want to." It’s a priceless treasure.”
Shi Qian grabbed his hand and said with salivation: "Two brothers in the same generation, I will give you fifty taels of silver capital, how about you give me one?"
Shi Xiu said disdainfully: "The cost is dozens of taels. If I really want to sell it, it will cost more than this. Besides, do I care about this little money? A man's prestige and face are not more important than money? For example, when a woman is with you, she thinks Other men, what else do they have to live for?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Gu gritted his teeth and said: "One hundred and fifty taels!"
Shi Xiuqi asked: "What?"
But he saw Li Gu with a sad face: "Brother Shi Xiu! Please help me once, one hundred and fifty taels, and I will send it to your room in the evening. I just want you to give me an elixir so that I can know what it's like to be a man." .”
He also begged the other two people: "I can see that the two elder brothers are both fierce and powerful men. Taking this elixir is just for fun, but the younger brother has never known how a real man behaves. He has no descendants even at such a young age. I feel sorry for my parents and ancestors." "
Shi Xiu and others frowned when they heard this, and they all showed unbearable expressions: "Ah, Li Duguan, so you can't be humane?"
Li Gu endured the shame, nodded with a sad face, and begged again: "No matter how much medicine I took, it was of no use at all, but I can be a man for once. I will remember my brother's kindness for the rest of my life. If you are lucky enough to have a heir, I will give you incense every day." Pray for blessings.”
Shi Xiusi thought about it for a long time, then stamped his foot and said: "That's it! I, Ding San Lang, have never seen a miserable person in my life, so I will give you one pill. If you give birth to a boy and a half girl, it will be my fault. But Yuan Wai Lu and my brother are sworn brothers. , I can’t make money from you, so you can just give me a hundred taels of silver back. This elixir should be swallowed beforehand and it will take effect immediately. If you want it to take effect quickly, it’s best to take it with strong liquor.”
After saying that, he took out one with a face full of pain, and slowly put it into Li Gu's palm with great reluctance and treasure. Li Gu was afraid that he would regret asking for it, so he snatched it with his hands, put it in his arms like a treasure, and shouted: " The master seems to have called me, I'll go and take a look first, and the money will be delivered to the room in the evening."
He flew away, secretly laughing at Shi Xiu's stupidity: "Idiot, you believe me when I say it. Is such an idiot worthy of walking around in the world? Haha, the lady I'm waiting for tonight will not change her infatuation, and she still has two pills to kill her. You have to get it too!"
Seeing him go away, Shi Xiu and the others looked at each other, raised their eyebrows, and said nothing.
At a banquet in the evening, Lu Junyi slaughtered three or four sheep, spread them with sesame seeds and honey, roasted them until they were burnt and fragrant, and drank with everyone.
Cao Cao winked, and he, Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, and Luan Tingyu all cooperated with each other to fan the flames and got all the brothers drunk. They also pretended to be drunk and went back to their houses to sleep.
Lu Junyi was only half drunk, and said with a proud smile: "Huh? I seem to have a good capacity for drinking, and I drank all these heroes alone? Happy, happy!"
He happily went to bed and slept until midnight. Suddenly, a shrill scream came from the back garden. Lu Junyi sat up and listened carefully, but there was no sound. He said to himself: "It's troublesome! If you say it's a dream, It doesn’t look like a dream, why does it sound like Jia’s voice? Let’s go and have a look.”
After saying that, he got out of bed without wearing shoes, took off a simple knife from the wall, and walked quickly to the backyard.
There are different teachings: Shi Xiu possesses the Ruyi Pill, but the housekeeper forcefully breaks into the ghost gate. Lao Cao's brothers all slept high and put their own hats on their hands.
