Li Kui kicked away the man who was pretending to be his own name. He was about to step forward and step on his chest to yell at him, but unexpectedly, a stench hit his face. Even a rough guy like Li Kui couldn't help but take a few steps back in shock.
Seeing that he couldn't get close, he suddenly remembered the flying hammer method explained by Luan Tingyu, and thought to himself, isn't this a good ready-made target? After looking around, he picked up a fist-sized stone, weighed it in his hands, and then aimed at the black man's head. The black man was so frightened that his soul flew out of his body. He shook his head desperately and begged for mercy: "Grandpa, please forgive me. If grandpa kills one of me, he will kill both of me."
Li Kui was about to hit him when he heard this and couldn't help but be curious: "If I kill one of you, how can I kill two of you?"
The black man cried so hard that his face was covered with black tears, revealing the true color of his skin. He turned into a painted face and begged: "The villain was originally a woodcutter, but he came out to grab some wood because he had a ninety-year-old woman at home who was unable to support her. I used my property to support my mother. Although I took some money, I never dared to take a life. If grandpa kills a villain today, my mother will have no one to look after her at home, so she will have to starve to death."
You should know that although Li Kui killed without blinking an eye, he still had a good conscience. After hearing these words, he couldn't help but feel kind. He turned around and said to Cao Cao: "Brother, I went home to pick up my mother now. If I kill this person who fosters my mother, I'm afraid even heaven and earth won't bless me. It's better to let him go."
Cao Cao then asked the colorful face: "How old are you this year?" The colorful face said: "I am twenty-eight years old this year."
Cao Cao sneered and said: "I am a ninety-year-old mother and have a twenty-eight-year-old son. Could it be that your mother was pregnant with pearls and did not give birth to you until she was sixty-two years old?"
Hua Lian didn't know much about arithmetic, so he said ninety, eighty and ten casually, and quickly turned over and kowtowed: "Grandpas, spare your life. I lied to save my life. In fact, my wife is only seventy years old, but she is very old. It looks like a lie." He seems ninety years old.”
Cao Cao shook his head and said to Li Kui: "He took your name on you, so he can make the decision for himself."
Hearing this, Li Kui said to the colorful face: "To tell you the truth, I am the black whirlwind Li Kui, a hero in the world! You insulted my name, and you should have died. In consideration of your filial piety, I will spare you for now." What on earth did you call the bird?"
The painted face kowtowed and cried: "Unexpectedly, Grandpa Black Tornado has arrived in person. The villain's nickname is Li Gui. He only lives in the front village. Because mentioning Grandpa's name scares gods and ghosts, so the villain steals Grandpa's name and wanders around randomly. I will never dare to cut this path again."
Li Kui nodded and said: "Li Gui, I pity your filial piety, and I will use your ten taels of silver as capital to start a serious business, so that I won't be afraid of you." After saying that, he took out an ingot of silver from his arms. , and threw it to Li Gui.
Li Gui quickly took it with both hands, kowtowed repeatedly and said, "Reborn parents, grown-up grandparents." He slowly got up, picked up the ax, and went into the forest.
Li Kui did a good deed and was very happy. He said with a smile: "It's rare for this guy to be a filial man. Fortunately, we didn't kill him in our hands. If he survives this time, he will definitely change his career and become a good person. Brother, let's go too." Bar."
Cao Cao looked at Li Gui, his eyes were erratic and his expression was treacherous. Most of what he said was untrue. However, it was rare to see Li Kui showing mercy, so he did not expose the man's behavior. He thought he was a little thief. Maybe he was frightened by this. It is not known whether he has actually changed his mind.
The three of them chatted and laughed until they reached the tenth mark. They drank so much porridge in the morning that they sweated out. They were hungry and thirsty. They took out the noodles and beef they had brought and shared them. After eating, they were not hungry in their stomachs, but there was something in their throats. It was getting drier, so I walked quickly, hoping to find a stream.
After walking for a while, he suddenly saw two thatched huts built in the valley in the distance. Li Kui said happily: "Isn't this a coincidence? Who would have thought that there are still people in this mountain and go begging for a bowl of water." He led the two of them. Go to that person's house and walk closer. A woman walks out from the back of the house. Her face is rouged and powdered. There is a cluster of wild flowers on her temples. Her clothes are tightly wrapped around her body. Her behavior is quite enchanting.
Li Kui put down his stick and shouted like a bear: "Sister-in-law, I am a passing guest. My mouth is dry and I am asking you for a bowl of water."
Seeing Li Kui's fierce appearance, the woman said carefully: "There is all the water, please wait for me to get it." She picked a ladle from the wall, walked to the creek behind the house, and filled a ladle full in a clear place. Said: "The stream behind my house is the sweetest. Our family drinks from it every day."
Li Kui drank a few sips and handed it to his brother. Cao Cao also drank a few sips and handed it to Luan Tingyu. The three of them drank a ladle of water and felt happy. Luan Tingyu said: "Sister-in-law, I'll go to the lower reaches of the stream and wash my arms, head and face." , maybe?”
The woman then said: "What can't be done? Just go away later."
The three of them went to the back, unbuttoned their shirts, and soaked their upper bodies in the water. The stream flowed out of the cave from nowhere. It was extremely cool, and the summer heat disappeared immediately. After washing, but there was no place to wipe it, and he was afraid that the clothes would get wet, so Cao Cao said: "Let the wind dry it, so that you can wear clothes and walk."
The three of them saw a few tree stumps behind the house, so they came back and sat to blow the wind. Suddenly they heard some movement in front of the house, and then they heard the woman say: "Ah, how did you get covered in shit?"
Then I heard a man's voice say: "What does shit and urine mean? I will almost never survive, do you think I'm unlucky? The market hasn't been open for half a month, and today I met three customers, two tall and one short. Who is one of them?" It's the real black whirlwind! This donkey bird kills people in Jiangzhou like chopping melons and vegetables. How powerful is it? He kicked me so hard that I almost broke my intestines, peeed all over my pants, and then used stones to hit me to death and eat me. I pretended to lie to him, just saying that I have an old mother at home, and I went to the Taoist robbery just to support my mother. If you kill me, you will kill my mother and my wife. Who knows that the donkey bird is actually a fool, and he will believe me when I say it. , and Baba gave his father ten taels of silver as a capital, and taught me to change my career and raise a mother, don't you think it's ridiculous? I was afraid that he would wake up on the way and hide in the woods and sleep until now, and then come back from the back mountain."
The woman hurriedly said: "Don't raise your voice, but only three people came to the house to ask for water, and then went downstream to bathe. They happened to be two tall and one short. Go and take a look to see if they are these three people. If so, you can I hid first. I had some anesthetics at home, so I kept them for dinner under the pretext of eating. I put some anesthetics in the dishes and they were all numb. But you came to kill them and get some gold and silver from them. You and I will move to the county to live and do some business. , isn’t it better to live in this valley?”
The man hesitated and said: "Although it's a good plan, I'm afraid he won't be fooled, especially the short one. When he stared at me, his soul was numb. He saw that he was a very shrewd person. If you keep him well, he wouldn't be suspicious." ?”
But I heard the woman say with a proud smile: "You know what the hell, that short man's eyes are almost glued to my body, and there is also a handsome white man who wants to put his eyes in my pants. I am willing to give up a little bit." If you offer some advantages and discipline those two men, their spirits will fly, how can anyone not take the bait?"
The man said in surprise: "If that's the case, it's best of course. Those guys just gave me ten taels of silver, and I don't know how much gold and silver they have in their arms."
Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu heard this so clearly that they couldn't help but look at each other, secretly feeling ashamed.
But Li Kui became more and more annoyed as he listened. He roared like a tiger, rushed out with his upper body naked, and shouted: "Bitch thief, grandpa, I will spare your life and give you money, but you insult me behind my back and want to harm me? And you?" This bitch has framed my two brothers for nothing, it is really unjust!"
When Li Gui saw Li Kui, his liver and gallbladder split. He screamed, turned around and ran away. Li Kui started to chase him, but the woman was a good girl. When she saw Li Kui chasing her husband, she quickly climbed over the fence and got into the woods on the side. When Li Kui pulled Li Gui by his hair and came back, the woman had already disappeared.
Li Gui begged: "Dear grandpa, this villain has made countless mistakes. I just beg for mercy once more."
Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu came out and sneered: "Where is the old mother you are going to adopt?"
Li Gui exclaimed: "You should never do this, you shouldn't lie to each other. It's just that the villain's wife couldn't see the money for a day, so she cried and scolded the villain for being useless. The villain had no choice but to do something." It’s an act that is harmful to nature.”
Cao Cao chuckled and said: "Your mother-in-law is born with a white eye. This kind of woman is the most lustful and vicious. If you find her, you can tell your fortune. But you have no kindness at all. Let's put it aside." If you do this ten times, I will not act like a fool ten more times in your eyes."
Li Kui hated his words, "Baba gave his father ten taels of silver." Hearing this, his eyebrows stood up, he grabbed his hair with one hand, and slammed into the wall. With a bang, half of the wall collapsed. Li Gui's Half of his head was also deflated, and brain matter was leaking out of his ears, eyes, and nostrils.
Li Kuiwu was so angry that he searched the dead man's arms for the money he had given him, and then went to the house to search. He found some scattered silver coins and several copper coins, stuffed them all randomly into his arms, and set a fire in the house. He picked up his whistle stick and went to the road with Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu. The thatched cottage was blown by the mountain wind and burned down soon after.
There is a different teaching: Li Gui does not want to spare his life, but instead speaks harshly to his benefactor. The poisonous woman jumped over the wall and was burned in the fire because of her lack of intelligence.
