"Jin Zhi! Wu Mengde is a famous hero, how can you talk like this!"
Si Xingfang shouted loudly, and hurriedly clasped his fists at Cao Cao and said: "Your Majesty, don't argue with this little girl! She has been loved by everyone since she was a child, and I didn't even want to bring her here this time. She has been crossing the Huaihe River. , only to find that she was following behind."
"It doesn't matter!" Cao Cao waved his hand and said with a smile: "Miss Fang is not wrong, Wu is indeed small. It's just because he lost his parents when he was young and raised his second brother alone. He made some cooking cakes every day and chose I sold the money on the street and bought some delicious food. I also gave it to my second brother. Because of the poor food and heavy work, I was not able to grow up. However, my second brother was tall and mighty, like a god. It’s not like I have to suffer a lot.”
He looked at Shi Bao and said, "In terms of body shape, he is not weaker than your Nanli Magic Sword!"
Shi Bao was surprised when he heard this and said: "You're about the same as me? I was very good at eating when I was a child. No wonder you didn't grow taller, but you gave up all the delicious food to your younger brother. In this way, Brother Wu has been eating well since he was a child. A responsible man! Miss, you shouldn't say that Brother Wu is short."
Firstly, Fang Jinzhi was pampered and used to being arrogant. Secondly, she resented Cao Cao for reprimanding her before and then pulled her back. She half-intentionally and half-consciously called him a "little man". Based on her experience in quarreling with her best friends, dwarfs are most afraid of being called short. The poor are most afraid of being called poor. Unexpectedly, Cao Cao generously explained why he was short. Not only did he not show any signs of inferiority, he was also vaguely proud of "Although I am short, I have raised a big brother."
The story of a child raising another child was originally a very sad story, but Cao Cao told it triumphantly. When Fang Jinzhi heard it, he couldn't help but feel sad and admired at the same time.
Therefore, when Si Xingfang and Shi Bao reprimanded her, she did not get angry for the first time. Instead, she saluted Cao Cao and said softly, "Young lady is rude. Your words are offensive. Please don't take offense."
Si Xingfang had watched her grow up since she was a child and knew her temperament best. He couldn't help but be very surprised and thought, how could this girl be so knowledgeable and reasonable? Could it be that he was holding back something bad and wanted to harm Wu Dalang?
Cao Cao didn't take it seriously, but Luan Tingyu quit. The other party said that you are a small man, and he said that Brother Wu is short, and he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart.
However, one of them was a young woman and even apologized, while the other accused Fang Jinzhi from the perspective of Wuhan University to make it difficult for him to have an attack. He only said with a cold face: "A man's shortcomings are all about his heart. My eldest brother is ambitious. Martial arts, strategy, temperament, and character are all the best choices! A hero from Shandong and Hebei, whoever hears the name of Wu Mengde, will give a thumbs up and call him a good man!"
"Eh!" Fang Jinzhi blinked his big eyes in surprise, raised his thumb in front of his eyes, then extended it to shake it in front of Cao Cao's eyes, and asked him happily: "Did I just praise you as a 'good man'? ? It seems that my vision is not inferior to that of you heroes from Shandong and Hebei."
Luan Tingyu couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw that the other party was so cheerful. Cao Cao laughed loudly, nodded and said: "As a hero, Miss Fang is naturally born with extraordinary courage."
"Really?" Fang Jinzhi was overjoyed. He accepted all Cao Cao's compliments and blinked at him. He felt that this ordinary-looking dwarf was much more interesting than the heroes around his father. He couldn't help but said softly: "You also have very good eyesight. You and I are heroes who cherish heroes. A good man knows a good man. Humph, you are not like these stinky people. I said I wanted to come to avenge my cousin, but none of them refused to take me. Fortunately, I I followed you secretly."
Deng Yuanjue coughed and said, "What we are doing is a beheading business. You are a little girl..."
Before he finished speaking, Fang Jinzhi jumped up and said anxiously: "What's wrong with the little girl? You are all good men, but am I afraid of decapitation? My head will be so big that there will be a scar, and eighteen years later I will be a good man again."
In a hurry, she slurred her words and said the word "dahe" wrongly. Li Kui, Shi Bao and Pang Wanchun rubbed their bellies and laughed. Deng Yuanjue, Si Xingfang and Luan Tingyu couldn't help but smile. Fang Jinzhi felt that he had made a fool of himself and couldn't help but laugh again. She was ashamed and angry, and burst into tears.
Cao Cao only smiled faintly and comforted: "Of course you are not afraid of beheading, but your father, mother, uncle, aunt, brother and sister-in-law, how can those who love you be willing to let you take risks? But then again, if Xiaoying doesn't take the risk to learn How can you fly across the sky? So you are all right."
Hearing this, Fang Jinzhi raised his tear-filled eyes and choked with sobs: "You are right, you are quite good at making things difficult."
Cao Cao laughed dumbly: "Hahaha, you are smart, but since you are a smart girl, why do you cry when others laugh? You should find an opportunity to laugh at her."
Fang Jinzhi looked at the crowd with tears in her eyes and said, "They always make fun of me. I, I can't find a chance."
Cao Cao pretended to be mysterious and said: "Isn't this a ready opportunity now? Everyone feels that the assassination failed and revenge is not easy, so they all want to retreat. You are the only one who says no, so you must take revenge, right?"
Fang Jinzhi recalled: "Ah, what I said was, 'Kill him too! That dog officer killed cousin Shao Yue'er. If he is not killed, my cousin's spirit will not rest in peace in heaven.'"
This woman has a good memory. She can remember every word of what she said.
Cao Cao praised: "Sure enough, you are smart. That's what you said. Since they think they can't take revenge, but you think they can, then if we go to kill the dog officer and avenge your cousin, won't you be able to laugh at us? They’re gone!”
"That's right!" Fang Jinzhi regained his energy and immediately asked a key question: "Then how to kill it?"
Deng Yuanjue and others all had unkind expressions on their faces: "Brother Wu, Miss Fang is beautiful. It's normal for you to want to please her, but important matters of life and death should not be left unattended."
Cao Cao cupped his fists and said, "Everyone, please see if there is only one head on Wu's head? How can I not cherish it? Since I dare to say this, I must have some concerns."
He actually didn't explain the part about "wanting to please her". Fang Jinzhi's face suddenly became hot, but he couldn't help but want to hear what this person was planning.
Cao Cao said seriously: "To put it bluntly, this plan is not worth a penny. Brother Shi Bao is a swordsman, so he naturally knows how to drag the sword."
Shi Bao's expression brightened: "Are you talking about cheating?"
Cao Cao smiled slightly and said: "Who said we were faking defeat? Aren't we already defeated?"
Pang Wanchun nodded and said thoughtfully: "We failed to ambush and were forced out of the city by the opponent. We were indeed defeated."
Cao Cao said again: "There are only a few of us, how can Zhu Xun be willing to spare us? If I were Zhu Xun, I would send people to pursue them one after another, and I would divide them into multiple teams and search everywhere."
Deng Yuanjue said: "This is also common sense."
Cao Cao's smile became even brighter: "Who among the officers and soldiers of Xuzhou is willing to sacrifice their lives for him? If we don't send someone to supervise, how can we use our strength?"
Si Xingfang shouted: "Ah, you mean, his tax army has also been sent out?"
Li Kui jumped up and said: "In this way, all the soldiers of Bird Officer have been sent to the city. When we go to the city, won't we be sure to kill them all?"
Deng Yuanjue and others looked at each other with joy. Si Xingfang said: "I think it's feasible! When I assassinated him before, I couldn't hit him thousands of miles away with one blow, and there was no movement for at least half a month. If I kill him now, he will not be wary."
Cao Cao said: "There are only two difficulties. One is that the city gate is difficult to enter, and the other is that this guy may not live in the government office. If you want to be safe, you should do this, this, and this."
Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, but Fang Jinzhi said angrily: "Hey, why me?"
Youfenjiao: small in stature but big in boldness, he goes out for a spin and then goes back again. Using a little trick to teach you how to drag a knife, you can kill all the dog officials in the world.
