"You two officials, good times and beautiful scenery are fleeting. Why don't you come to have fun in time and just wander around the door?"
An old madam who was nearly thirty years old, with a charming and delicate appearance, was dressed in silk and silk. While uttering seductive words, she twisted her charming body and came out of the door. She held Shi Xiu in her left hand and Cao Cao in her right hand.
Shi Xiu subconsciously held his breath - he was used to the smell of wine, sweat, and blood. How had he ever smelled a strong and bone-deep fragrance? He was instantly stiff, and he didn't know which leg to take. As if he had lost his soul, he let the woman hold his arm and walk away.
The woman took Shi Xiu's arm and touched the hard gold and silver in her arms, and secretly said with joy: "You ignorant child, you deserve to be rich today."
The thought was perfect, but suddenly I felt a loosening and tightening, pinching and rubbing behind my buttocks. Even though he was the leader among pinks, the Demon King who deceived all men, he couldn't help but trembled all over, a numbness ran through his spine, and he almost fell down. He fell softly to the ground and couldn't help but be shocked: "What kind of expert can have such great means?"
Turning his head to look anxiously, he saw that the short man on his right had an upright look on his face. He sniffed his fingers and said with a smart smile: "Bullying my brother is not a skill. How can you come to me as your brother?"
Although this man was short in stature and not handsome in appearance, there was an indescribable confidence and boldness on his face that made people feel heartbroken for no reason.
If she were a young lady, she might not be able to tell the clues, but this old madam was a businessman at the age of fourteen and became an oiran at the age of sixteen. She has been in the world for more than ten years. How many men of all kinds have she seen? You have sharpened your eyes long ago. No matter how brilliant your clothes are, you can still see the true colors of animals.
His heart couldn't help but tremble, and he secretly thought that he is such an extravagant man. Even the prince from Bianjing would believe this kind of momentum. Moreover, an ordinary prince is noble, so how can he be so domineering than me?
At that moment, he did not dare to be negligent, so he resorted to all the tricks in his life and said softly: "Ah, my master, my brother, a poor girl from the slave family, how could she ever have the ability to bully others? But for a hero like me, all the little ladies in my family are... They are all as delicate as water, but I must first beg you to take pity on them."
Cao Cao laughed and said, "Why don't you have the ability? Just now, Cai Jiu was beheaded at the intersection, and there were heads all over the place. Who dares to open the door tonight if you have no ability?"
The old bustard's heart trembled, he suppressed his fear, and shouted sweetly: "Well done! Don't worry, I have already found out clearly. It was Liangshan heroes who came to the city to redress the grievances of the people. If they hadn't done anything wrong, how could we dare to open the door?" Making a living? My dear brother, you just have to worry about making a living."
She thought to herself: This man has an amazing momentum. If he is not a nobleman of the imperial court, he must be the big bandit in Liangshan. That's right, now that the Liangshan thieves have taken over Jiangzhou, who among the nobles dares to leave lightly? There is no doubt that he is the thief, but I can't tell the truth. I can only coax him to leave happily, which is good luck.
At this moment, he used all the skills he had practiced in Fengyue Field, and the tenderness, anger, and infatuation wrapped around Qiqing. Most of his body was leaning on Cao Cao. The soft jade and warm fragrance were generously thrown out. When he entered the building, none of the turtle slaves and girls Everyone was stunned: What kind of high-roller is this? Is it worth Yun Niang’s efforts? Even when Magistrate Cai Jiu came to play tricks, Yun Niang didn't show half her strength.
When Yun Niang caught a glimpse of those stupid people, she was furious: "These idiots, I work so hard, but they don't know how to serve them attentively, and they are still just staring at them."
He said with a sweet smile: "My dear brother, our Yiqing Building has three floors. Ordinary people, even if they spill gold and silver, can only do business on the first and second floors. Only the most distinguished guests arrive, and the third floor is open." I’m willing to open it.”
After that, he ordered: "Open the third floor, serve the best seats, and let the girls with gold and silver medals come to serve the distinguished guests."
While talking, he pushed Cao Cao and Shi Xiu up to the third floor.
The decoration on this floor was extraordinarily grand, rich, exquisite and luxurious. Cao Cao couldn't help but praise it secretly. Shi Xiu was even more dazzled by it and didn't dare to move his hands or feet.
On the huge table, there were six plates of fresh fruits, six plates of dried fruits, six plates of salty and sour fruits, six plates of candied fruits, six plates of delicious snacks, and six plates of various kinds of rare meat jerky, a total of six hundred and sixty-six plates, not to mention. The food on this plate is extravagant and exquisite. The plate itself is extremely elegant. Each plate has a kind of pattern, including plum, orchid, bamboo, chrysanthemum, peony and peony, a total of 6636 kinds of flowers.
The wine utensils were peony teapots and lotus cups inlaid with gold wire. Madam Yunniang sat the two of them down, holding the peony teapot in her jade hand, her orchid fingers raised high, she poured three glasses of amber-colored wine first, then picked up one herself and said : "My family brews this wine for their own use. The annual production is only two to three hundred kilograms. Not to mention outsiders, even casual guests can hardly drink a drop. It is famously called 'Yi Qing Zui', my dear brother, and My brother, this cup of Yun Niang is for you."
She raised her head and drank it all in one gulp. When Cao Cao saw her drinking, he also raised his glass and drank it all. But I heard Shi Xiu smacking his lips and shouting strangely: "Brother, could such a good wine be the jade liquid and nectar from the Heavenly Palace?"
Cao Cao nodded and smiled: "It is indeed a rare good wine." He thought to himself that this wine is much better than the ones in Jieyang Village, so he should remember to bring a jar to Erlang.
Yun Niang said with a smile: "They all know the goods! This wine is not easy to make. It must be collected from the Hehe water at the intersection of rivers and lakes every August and fifteenth night. It is based on grains and mixed with thirty-six medicinal herbs. With the secret method, you won’t have headaches or vomiting when you’re drunk, and there’s another wonderful thing, if you drink a few more glasses, you’ll know it when you go to bed tonight.”
At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of silk strings playing, and there were wonderful sounds. As soon as the door was opened, more than ten girls like flowers danced into the room like clouds and flowing water, and each stood still, just like a picture of beauties playing, which is pleasing to the eye.
Yun Niang said: "Brother, my best daughters are all here, do you think any of them can be seen?"
Cao Cao glanced over and nodded secretly. These dozen girls must have been carefully selected. They were all of the same age. Even the most inconspicuous one was not inferior to Tieniu's daughter-in-law Baolian.
Among them, there are five most beautiful ones, some are charming and cute, some are exquisitely beautiful, some are charming and graceful, some are charming, some are quiet and beautiful. In short, they all have different beauty, no less beautiful than our own Sanniang and Jinlian. Among the concubines in Quetai, she is considered an extremely stunning existence.
"Brother, is there anyone you like?" Cao Cao asked lightly, but there was no answer. He turned around and saw Saburo staring, mouth open, two streaks of bright red streaming down from his nostrils, but he was completely unaware of it. Just like a clay puppet.
Yun Niang burst out laughing, and quickly called for someone to bring a basin towel, and wiped Shi Xiu with her own hands. She said, "Brother, I am an honest person. He is not as bad as my brother."
As soon as she touched him, Shi Xiu woke up with a start. How could he dare to ask others to wipe him? He quickly buried his head in the water, wiped it clean with a towel, tore off two pieces of cloth and rolled them up, plugged his nostrils, and said in a loud voice: "Brother, is this a heavenly palace? Otherwise, how can there be so many fairies in front of you?"
After hearing his idiotic words, the dozen or so girls all laughed with their mouths closed. Their flowers trembled for a while, and Shi Xiu was stunned for a moment.
Cao Cao asked him who he liked, but Shi Xiu was speechless and couldn't answer a word. After asking him this question several times, Cao Cao became impatient and pointed at Shi Xiu and said: "My brother is a famous hero in the world, known as the desperate Saburo. He is a chivalrous man who helps those in danger and those in need. He has done countless good deeds in his life. He is also the best among people in terms of appearance. The most rare thing is that although he is a hero, he is still a yellow flower. You sisters, discuss it and see who has the talent. I took the yellow flower from him and sat next to him to have wine with him."
After hearing this, Yun Niang covered her mouth and smiled and said: "It's so new. It's always the guest officers who choose us. Unexpectedly, in the reincarnation of heaven, we women can also choose the guest officers. Since it's my brother who speaks, you little hooves, stop pretending. , If you like this little brother, please come sit here, I have to keep my words in mind, if anyone succeeds today, the red envelope given out must not disgrace my Yiqinglou."
Shi Xiu felt dizzy and dizzy at the moment. Suddenly he heard the word "red envelope" and thought to himself, yes, you have to pay to come to the brothel. He is used to being poor and has never been to any high-end places. Although he has a lot of Cao Cao's He was still not sure about his gold and silver, so he quickly asked Cao Cao: "Brother, how much gold and silver should be included in this red envelope?" He took out all the gold and silver in his arms and put it on the table. There were always thirty or forty taels. many.
Cao Cao saw that Shi Xiu, who had always been smart and capable, was unusually stupid now. He was actually more stupid than Li Kui. He couldn't help but laughed. He knocked on his forehead and said, "Brother, how do you get your ears? They say they give you red envelopes." , otherwise your yellow flower will be broken in vain?"
Shi Xiu was shocked: "How can I, a man, make money from this?" Looking at the beautiful girls in front of him, and then remembering that he used to cut wood to make a living, wouldn't he be a fool?
Seeing his naivety and ignorance, the women laughed again. Four of them stood out and sat in front of Shi Xiu.
There are different teachings: When you grow up proudly into the Yiqing Building, it’s hard for a young man to stay long. The boss, Lao Cao, took the lead, and Sanlang Shixiu was gentle.