Cao Cao couldn't help but laugh, and shook his head repeatedly: "My mother-in-law married her into the family so that you would love her and love her. How can you be willing to hit her so hard?"
"Mother-in-law? Who marries mother-in-law?"
Li Kui's big eyes were wide open. These two words were so unfamiliar to him. Only his mother frowned and sighed, and sighed with hatred: "You are so rude and ignorant. In the future, Which woman is willing to be your mother-in-law?"
"You're talking about me?"
Seeing several people looking at him, Li Kui pointed to his nose in disbelief and asked.
Immediately, his face started to heat up involuntarily, big beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and all the wine in his stomach melted into sweat. He twisted his body uncomfortably and said with a dry laugh: "Good brother, don't make fun of me, my mother." I told you a long time ago that I am rude and ignorant, and no woman is willing to be my mother-in-law. I, I don’t want any mother-in-law, I just want to be a good man."
Luan Tingyu laughed loudly, but Cao Cao patiently explained: "Although you are rude and ignorant now, if you have a mother-in-law, it may be different." Tieniu Qian thought, you were going to fight with others outside, but when you think of someone at home, Your sweet little lady is waiting for you. If you are hurt by someone, she will be sad and cry for you. If you hurt someone, she is afraid that you will get a lawsuit and will be sad, so why don't you hit that person?"
Li Kui was obedient, and thought about it seriously. He knew almost no women, so he subconsciously brought in the singer girl Song Baolian who fainted at the touch of him. He remembered that he had been beaten with blood all over his body, and that delicate girl The weak girl wiped her own blood and cried sadly, tears falling on her wounds... Then she remembered that she had killed someone and was going to be beheaded. The girl held her hand and refused to let go, crying until she died. ...I couldn't help but be crazy for a moment.
Cao Cao looked expectantly at Li Kui, who was caught in fantasy, and suddenly saw him shaking his head and saying: "No, it's still not possible. If someone bullies my elder brother, how can I not be allowed to beat him?"
Cao Cao said angrily: "Who could bully me? Just say that it was that person who provoked you for a moment."
After hearing this, Li Kui blinked and said with a naive smile: "Then he is lucky, I will spare him once, so as to save the mother-in-law at home..."
At this point, he suddenly gritted his teeth, shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, no, I don't want to marry a mother-in-law, otherwise how can I be a good man."
Cao Cao stretched out his hand and knocked on his head. He felt completely stupid and said anxiously: "Look at me, Brother Yu, am I a good man?"
Li Kui nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "If you are not a hero, who in the world is worthy of being one?"
"I have a mother-in-law." Cao Cao patted his chest and made a V sign casually: "There are two!"
"You actually have two wives!" Li Kui opened his eyes in shock: "Then how do you find the time to be a good man?"
Cao Cao said: "In order to avenge my brothers, I traveled two thousand miles from Shandong to come here to kill people. Do you think I have the skills to be a good man?"
"Who to kill?" Li Kui stood up with a shout: "Just point out the enemy bird to Tieniu, and I will kill it for you. Otherwise, if you are taken away by the government, your mother-in-law and two mothers-in-law will cry to death. ?”
Cao Cao laughed loudly, pointed at Li Kui, and asked Old Man Song: "Old man, you are an experienced man. What is the temperament of my brother?"
Old Man Song felt calm and relaxed now. He nodded his head twice, took a sip of wine, looked up and down at Li Kui while stroking his beard and said: "Although this black man is rude, he is rarely warm-hearted. Well, It's just that my mind is too simple and too loyal. Fortunately, I recognized you as my big brother and was willing to teach him. If I had recognized someone with evil intentions, I would probably only be killing people, setting fires, and using knives to manipulate others. "
Li Kui said angrily: "Old man, what are you farting at? Isn't it good for you to be loyal?"
Cao Cao straightened his face and slapped his palm on the table: "Tieniu! As a good man, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? Don't say that this old man may be your father-in-law. At his age, how can you do it? Call him master in front of him?"
Li Kui was startled, and quickly stood up and sang loudly: "Brother, don't be angry, it's my fault. I shouldn't be rude to the elderly."
Then he sang to Old Man Song: "Don't be weird, old man, Tieniu is used to being rude. I don't mean to be disrespectful."
Old Man Song smiled with a smile on his face: "No wonder, no wonder, he is a straight-faced and good man! A man of high rank, I will never make a mistake when looking at people. Although this kind of man has a big temper, he only uses it outside, unlike that kind of man." A scoundrel who is timid when he goes out and only shows off to his wife and children at home."
Cao Cao smiled and said: "The difference of eight years is not that much, right?"
"It doesn't matter." Old Man Song became more cheerful: "As he gets older, he knows how to love others. But I don't know what he does for a living? The little old man had an ugly saying before: Her mother and I are alone. My daughter has to rely on her son-in-law to support her in her old age.”
Cao Cao smiled and said: "Of course I should. My brother Li Kui used to be a prison boy in Jiangzhou, but he will no longer be here soon. I am Wu Zhi, who is now a captain in Yanggu County, Shandong Province. I have a brother Wu Song, I worked as a deputy general in Dongping Mansion. After brother Li Kui followed me back to Yanggu, I found a position for him as the head of the capital and built two sets of courtyards facing each other. He and his mother and daughter-in-law lived in one, and his father-in-law and mother-in-law lived in the opposite door. Good to take care of you. If you are afraid that the salary in the capital is not enough, Wu has dozens of good stores in the county, and he can use any of them to do business to support his family. I dare not say that he is rich and powerful, but he can be counted among the wealthy people. If I love farming, and Wu has more than 2,000 acres of good land outside the county, so I can just take a few hundred acres of it."
Cao Cao said it casually, and he had such a courage that people couldn't believe it.
Old Man Song said in awe, "This black man can recognize you, my brother, and I don't know how many virtues he has accumulated in his previous life. It is difficult for Mr. Mengchang and Mr. Pingyuan to respect such a person."
Cao Cao laughed and said: "Gold and silver treasures will not be taken away in life or death. All the brothers around me also arrange it like this if they want to get married and start a family. Brother Luan, if you have a girl you like, my brother can do it too." A matchmaker."
Luan Tingyu smiled and said, "If that day comes, I will inevitably cause trouble to my brother."
Li Kui said blankly: "Brother, what are you saying about the head and the courtyard? Do you really want Tieniu to get married and marry a wife?"
Cao Cao said: "Didn't you say that you were unfilial and made your mother sad? Think about it, your mother is afraid that you will never be able to find a wife in this life. If you bring home a beautiful little lady, will your mother be happy? ?”
Li Kui thought about the scene, laughed and said, "I'm afraid I'm going to do somersaults with joy."
Cao Cao said sternly: "It's rare for Mr. Song to fall in love with you. Let's discuss it when he goes back. If Miss Baolian is also willing, Tieniu, you will have a wife."
Li Kui was stunned when he heard that, and suddenly shook his head and said: "She, she definitely doesn't like me. I, I just ordered her."
Cao Cao laughed and scolded: "How can a rough guy like you understand a girl's thoughts?"
He said to Old Man Song: "Where is my father-in-law's house? I'll pay you a visit later."
Old man Song smiled and talked about his family's location, then stood up and left, eager to discuss the marriage with his wife.
He actually likes Li Kui's personality. The most important thing is that Li Kui's backstage is too strong. Once the money, house and shop are added, will his life be so high? Isn't it a hundred times better than giving your daughter as a concubine or a little wife raised outside?
The old man walked away neatly. Li Kuiwu blushed and turned to Luan Tingyu: "Brother, are you dreaming if you pinch me? Why are you so happy today? With a big brother, you also need a wife." ?”
Luan Tingyu smiled and said: "Pinch you? Can you feel the pain with thick skin and thick flesh? Otherwise, I'd better give you a punch."
Li Kui said blankly: "That's fine."
Luan Tingyu laughed loudly and punched him seriously. Li Kui rubbed the place where he was hit and showed a stupid and honest smile: "It's great, but it's not a dream! It's just, it's just that little lady, if she looks at me Not going to..."
He has a single-minded mind and a simple temperament, just like a young boy who has not grown up. He is full of thoughts about being a good man, loyalty, right and wrong, and does not understand anything about human relations. He has never had the word woman in his mind in his life. Who can Knowing that Cao Cao's few words now suddenly awakened him to the consciousness of a normal man looking for a woman and marrying a wife, he couldn't help but worry about gains and losses, and was actually afraid that he was rude and Song Baolian would look down on him.
Cao Cao looked at him sideways and smiled and said: "Brother, if a man wants a woman to like him, there are many secrets. I will tell you all of them as a brother."
Luan Tingyu's eyebrows twitched and she quickly filled Cao Cao's glass of wine. Her ears were raised high, for fear of missing a word.
