Luan Tingyu laughed after hearing this and said: "Although Brother Tieniu is not a scholar, he has elegant taste. How difficult is it to write poetry? Our brother Wu is a man of both civil and military skills."
Li Kui exclaimed: "It's amazing! I only thought that my brother was illiterate like me, but I didn't expect that he could even compose poetry? Then why is it just called Wu Mengde? It should be called Mengde with both civil and military skills! Brother, Tieniu only asks you to write a poem. Write me in it so that future generations will know that there was me, Li Tieniu, in this world!"
Cao Cao and Li Kui had just drank a few bowls of Jijiu. When the river wind blew, they were a little drunk. Hearing this, he laughed and said, "Okay! The bartender, bring me some pen and ink."
Lao Cao was also a literary sect at that time. After awakening from his past, he also liked to read some poetry in his spare time. Although the emphasis on poetry in later generations was quite different, he knew everything about everything. The so-called rhythmic poetry was only more sophisticated in antithesis and rhyme than ancient poetry. , what’s the difficulty if there are more clear rules for one, three, five and two, four and six?
He immediately picked up his pen and wrote seven rhymes and one verse on the pillar.
The waves on the Xunyang River are green, and the lofty sentiments continue today.
Drinking thousands of cups of Li Tieniu, he alone welcomes thousands of horses and Luan Tingyu.
Wild singing began in the Pipa Pavilion, and herons bathed in front of the reed beach.
After two long dreams over a thousand years, how many people can understand the meaning?
Luan Tingyu knew some words and read them loudly. How could Li Kui understand whether they were good or bad? Hearing that his name was indeed written on it, he felt very proud and kept saying, "Brother, he did indeed write a good poem. I turned around and asked the bartender not to wipe it off, otherwise he would smash his pavilion to pieces."
The three of them laughed. At this time, the bartender cooked the mutton, cut it into big fat pieces, and put it on a big plate. Li Kui was so happy that he didn't use chopsticks. He just picked it up with his fingers like radishes and just ate it. After eating three or four kilograms, Luan Tingyu was stunned and said: "It's a good appetite."
Cao Cao said: "What a hero! In the past, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty had the fierce warrior Fan Kuai, and Cao Mengde had the tiger fool Xu Chu. They all had huge appetites and honest temperaments. I think Tieniu has the style of Fan Kuai and the tiger fool."
Although Li Kui didn't read, he occasionally listened to the prisoners talking about ancient times, and he also knew that Fan Kuai and Xu Chu were strong generals in ancient times. Hearing Cao Cao praise him like this, he felt extremely happy. He felt that he was so happy for the first time in his half-life.
He stumbled to his feet and sang loudly: "I am still a brother of the Wu family. I know heroes and value them. Everyone knows that I, Tieniu, am a stupid fool. Only my brother respects me and loves me, just like my mother. Oh, I am so unfilial." My son, who drinks good wine and eats good mutton, I don’t know how many grains of rice I have to eat!”
He was already sixty-seven points drunk, and now his heart was agitated. As soon as his thoughts changed, he thought of my mother again, and suddenly burst into tears. His face was covered with snot and tears, and his body was dripping with water. It was either wine or gravy. It was indeed very pickled.
At this time, a new customer came to the table next to him. They all looked at Li Kui with curled lips and squinting eyes. They shook their heads and hated him for ruining the elegance of this place. Cao Cao pointed at him and scolded him: "My brother is innocent and innocent, and he is as strong as the world." Baiba, if you don’t get out of here, I’ll give you a full taste with my big fist.”
Although those few people were not afraid of Cao Cao, a dwarf, Luan Tingyu was so majestic and Li Kui was like a black bear that had become a spirit, they did not dare to cause trouble and retreated one after another.
Cao Cao scolded the bystanders and hugged Li Kui and said: "Good brother, Brother Yu knows your intentions. You are a hero and courageous, but no one is willing to recognize you, so you feel depressed." Li Kui nodded repeatedly and cried more and more, with tears as big as fingernails. Rub it on Cao Cao.
Cao Cao didn't dislike it, hugged him tightly and said, "In this case, Brother Yu will make a decision for you. What's the future of this prison boy? Simply resign, and just live with my brother. After I finish the business, I will I will take you back to pick up my mother, and they will live in Yanggu County. You will serve me morning and night and show your filial piety."
After hearing this, Li Kui stopped crying immediately. After thinking for a moment, he shook his huge head and said, "You can't go back. I killed someone at home. If I go back, I will be sued."
Cao Cao took charge and said, "Brother Yu will do the cooking for you."
Li Kui believed it and immediately grinned. Unexpectedly, his nose had not been wiped dry and he blew out two bubbles. Luan Tingyu saw it and smiled and said: "This black Han Kong has grown so big, but he has a child-like temperament. Thanks to his good deeds in his previous life." , I have a brother who appreciates and loves me in this life."
The three of them were chatting lively when suddenly a charming girl in her twenties, dressed in gauze, came up to them, wished the three of them a long blessing, and started singing a tune.
Li Kui had thousands of words in his heart and wanted to tell them all, but he was disturbed by the woman's singing. He couldn't help but get anxious and took a step forward. He touched the girl's forehead with two fingers. The woman screamed and suddenly fell to the ground.
Cao Cao quickly went to help him up and took a look. He saw that his peach cheeks were like dirt and his sandalwood mouth was speechless. He also didn't know what was going on.
The owner of the hotel was shocked when he saw it. He ran to grab Cao Cao and said in a panic: "Guests, what should we do?" The girl had been singing here for a long time. The bartender and the waiter quickly called the girl's father. Mother, come to the pavilion together.
Cao Cao ignored their noise and took a closer look. He saw a piece of oily skin rubbed off his forehead and said in a deep voice, "Don't panic. Get some wine."
Luan Tingyu hurriedly brought him a bowl of wine, and Cao Cao took it in his hand. He took a sip in his mouth and sprayed it all over his face. The woman moaned and slowly woke up.
Seeing the extraordinary momentum of Cao Cao and others, the girl's parents did not dare to argue. They both cried silently. The mother took a handkerchief and wrapped her daughter's head, and the father picked up the hairpin that fell on the ground.
Seeing their desolation and pitifulness, Cao Cao called the old man and asked, "My brother is at fault for this matter. Please see how to solve it."
The old man bowed his hands and saluted, and said in a low voice: "Master, my surname is Song. This is Zhuo Jing and my daughter Baolian. When I was young, I loved to sing. Because my family was poor and it was difficult to make ends meet, I had no choice but to teach him." I got a few songs from my daughter and was selling and singing in the pavilion to make a living. I blamed the little girl for being impatient. She just sang without caring about what the officials were talking about. She just annoyed the elder brother. Fortunately, it was not serious. How could I dare to blame the officials? It's fine for the young couple to take their daughter home and raise her."
After hearing this, Cao Cao nodded secretly. Although it was an indecent act, he was a man who knew how to advance and retreat and was discerning. A pair of eyes looked over and over at the woman's face. The girl couldn't help but blush, turned her head and hid in her mother's arms.
When Cao Cao saw that the woman was shy, he became even more happy. He took out a silver ingot of twenty taels and handed it to the woman: "After all, it was my brother's fault that he accidentally hurt your wife. Please accept the small amount of silver and share it with her." Your love will be raised." Seeing his majestic expression, the old woman did not dare to say more and accepted it tremblingly.
Cao Cao said to Old Man Song: "Song, please let her mother and daughter go back first, while I stay here to have a drink with you."
Old Man Song felt uneasy and waved his hands repeatedly: "How dare you bother me? How dare you bother me?"
Cao Cao said, "I have something to discuss with you. Please sit down."
He stretched out his hand and sat down on the seat. The old man complained secretly, looked down at him, and asked his wife and daughter to leave first.
After the mother-in-law took her daughter away, Cao Cao poured a glass of wine for Old Man Song: "Old man, I would like to ask, how old is your wife this year?"
The old man became more and more frightened and did not dare not answer. He whispered: "In two months, it will be my eighteenth birthday."
Cao Cao nodded and suddenly asked Li Kui: "Tieniu, how old are you this year?"
Li Kui scratched his head in confusion: "I seem to be...yes, I should be twenty-six years old this year."
Cao Cao asked again: "That little lady just now, what do you think of her?"
Old Man Song blinked. He originally thought that Cao Cao was interested in his daughter, but now he realized that something was wrong. He looked carefully at Li Kui, who was honest and strong. Although his temper was a little rude and his appearance was a little rough, he had experienced a lot. Being sophisticated, I knew that these people, with their straightforward nature and hot-tempered nature, were infinitely better than that slippery and tricky pretty boy, so I couldn't help but listen to his answer attentively.
Li Kui shook his head and said: "It's not forbidden to hit him. He will fall down at the slightest touch. He is so delicate and delicate. If he takes a heavy punch from me, won't he be beaten into a piece of cake?"
Luan Tingyu spat a mouthful of wine on the ground. Old Man Song's face turned blue and he coughed repeatedly.
