The cheers from the audience surged like a tidal wave, and countless colorful fluorescent lights were waving in unison rhythmically. In the dark venue, it seemed like a grand firefly show.
The host and all the singers moved from the side stage to the center one after another. Every time a person stood in the center of the stage, the cheers were higher, and the fluorescent lights representing a color would be waved more crazily accordingly.
"Catherine~~"
"Ava~~"
"Reynard~~"
"Hatsune~~"
There were seven singers in total, and Cellulu was the fourth one to go up. The aqua blue fluorescent lights that represented her color danced in neat postures, twinkling and twinkling, as numerous and dazzling as the stars in the sky.
Following her was a female singer who was about the same age as her. Celulu looked familiar, like a colleague from the company. However, Celulu didn’t really spend much time in the company, so she wasn’t sure whether she remembered it wrong. .
"Louisa~~"
"Warren~~"
"Donald~~"
After the host spoke the opening remarks with enthusiasm, he asked each singer to take turns greeting the audience. Every time a singer finished greeting, the audience shouted almost at the top of their lungs, which showed their obsession and madness.
When it was Celluloid's turn, she picked up the microphone, and an explosive wave of screams began from below. Although she couldn't see the faces below clearly, the warm and even fanatical emotions still seemed to be conveyed to her. , making her feel that she couldn't help but be excited along with her. Cellululu secretly sighed that the power of stars is really strong, and said loudly with a smile.
"I am Hatsune Miku. I am very happy to participate in today's program. I hope to spend tonight with everyone present. Thank you everyone~~"
There are constant screams, which usually last for a while. The next singer to be introduced always waits for thirty seconds or a minute for the previous singer to accept the cheers and say thank you again, but the scream only lasts for more than ten seconds. , Louisa picked up the phone and introduced herself loudly.
"Hello everyone, I am Luisa. My fans who came to participate in the show, thank you for coming, I love you..."
But due to too much inertia, or Miku fans had not yet finished expressing their excitement, the screams continued. Therefore, on one side, Louisa was speaking loudly, and on the other hand, the audience was still shouting for Miku enthusiastically, until Louisa said After more than a dozen words, Louisa's fans reacted, and then they shouted Louisa's name.
It stands to reason that at this time, Hatsune's fans should also die down and show their humility to give way to Luisa's fan show. But Hatsune's fans are really the representatives of the brainless ones with explosive fighting ability and blood-playing skills. Maybe they are. Dissatisfied that Luisa had taken the lead and not given them enough time to cheer, they completely ignored Luisa who was speaking on the stage and still shouted Miku's name loudly.
Suddenly, the voices at the scene became polarized. They were shouting Miku and Luisa respectively. Moreover, the voice calling Miku was much louder than Luisa's. Although Luisa's fans also fought for their lives after being provoked. He encouraged his idol, but he couldn't stand up to the overwhelming number of people. He shouted until his voice broke, and he couldn't shout out to the other person. In the end, he had to stop one by one, but the voice calling Miku showed no sign of stopping.
The other singers looked on coldly, realizing that who was ugly and who was embarrassed now, and whoever had fewer fans was embarrassed. However, if Luisa hadn't snatched the conversation in advance, they wouldn't have been slapped in the face so nakedly. It can only be said that it was If you don't do it, you will die.
Louisa's smile froze, but she still kept smiling. Her lips trembled, as if she wanted to say something, but in fact, her introduction was over. What else could she say now, but it was clearly hers. , but now it was all destroyed. The hatred in Louisa's heart was as boundless as the sea, but she stood there extremely isolated.
And Celluloid is also a little embarrassed. Unlike other celebrities who often post posts to guide fans' behavior, these wild fans are all natural and free to grow. It can be said that there are all kinds of weird things, not to mention black fans. It is almost normal to be naturally dark from pink to deep.
As for the most influential fan club, the way they kneel down and lick their idiots is even more exaggerated than the average fans, which makes Cellululu herself feel a little helpless and often feels like she is going to have cancer from embarrassment. The most terrible thing is that when the game After Lulu tried to tactfully remind the president of the fan club not to be so blindly worshipful, her investigation revealed that the president was actually a knight-errant!
While Celluloid was dumbfounded, she also asked if she could keep a low profile, but Xia Ke plausibly argued that this was normal operation. Not only did she continue to incite and organize fans to engage in fanatical worship, she also promoted, swept and annexed all the scattered Hatsune Miku along the way. The fan support club attracts a large number of new members and has a tendency to unify the world of Hatsune Miku fans.
In the end, Cellululu could only give up due to exhaustion, but at this moment, this posture was too much like destroying someone else's situation. Although Louisa spoke a little early, it might be because she was nervous.
However, the dilemma that Cellululu feels is that if she goes up to stop her fans when Luisa is speaking, it will also seem to be slapping Luisa in the face, as if she is pitying her in a condescending manner. Now Luisa After saying that, she went up to dissuade her, which was probably more like stabbing Louisa's wound with another knife, but it wouldn't work if she didn't speak. There was still the next singer waiting to introduce herself.
Cellululu took a deep breath and stepped forward. At this time, the host also reacted and stepped forward. She smiled and took Hat Yin's hand with one hand, and took Louisa's hand with the other. She avoided the important point and spoke first.
"The fans of Louisa and Hatsune are so enthusiastic that they scare our handsome guy Warren from coming up to introduce them."
"Thank you all for your love."
After Celluloid bowed and thanked her, she could only think that Louisa's matter had ceased to exist, revealing that it was not good-looking for everyone.
"Now, let us welcome Senior Warren."
Miku fans started cheering Warren's name in cooperation.
"Thank you dear friends, let's cheer for Senior Warren~"
Not to be outdone, Louisa smiled sweetly, without any sign of reluctance at all, although only she knew how it actually felt.
Louisa's fans also started cheering.
Warren is a male rock singer. He is indeed older than Luisa and Miku. He deserves the term "senior", so naturally he will not care about Miku and Luisa, who are juniors and girls. Moreover, although the host put him on the spot He went up, but Hatsune and Luisa's fans plus his own fans cheered, and the momentum could be said to be the largest so far. It is estimated that the ones behind him would not be bigger than him. He seemed to be the most popular in the audience. The singers are as welcoming as they are.
However, people were carrying people in sedan chairs, so after he thanked Miku and Luisa generously, calmly and in a humorous and joking way, he introduced himself, and the little commotion finally passed.
The knight sitting in the audience slowly put away his mobile phone and glanced at Louisa with a sneer. Want to steal Miku's limelight? I will let you have no limelight at all!
As the president of the Hatsune Miku Fans Support Association, Xia Ke must of course manage the fans at this kind of open-air show that gathers a large number of people. Although the participants of this show are randomly selected from the online registration form, as long as It was written in support of Hatsune Miku. The knights had all gone through basic screening, and hackers were used to ensure that the selected candidates for Hatsune fans were all members of the fan club.
And before the show started, he and dozens of backbones and leaders of the fan club made various emergency plans. Each of these dozens of people wore Bluetooth headsets on their ears to be able to receive orders at any time and act in unison to prepare for the show. Support Hatsune Miku.
Therefore, when the knight gave an order just now, the dozens of leaders all acted according to the order, and people have a herd nature. As long as someone takes the lead, others will naturally follow and shout together.
After all the singers introduced themselves, the host shouted to the audience passionately.
"Okay, the exciting time has come. Each singer will draw their theme. The previous themes were all determined by the program team and blindly drawn by the singers. But this time we will make a change. We will randomly draw the theme on the spot. A fan is selected to give a question to his or her favorite singer and ask the singer to sing the song you want to hear. Are you surprised or excited?"
"Oh~~~~~~" Everyone in the audience cheered.
Knight knows this process, which is why he wants to control Miku fans and participants. They have also internally formulated several questions that will not embarrass Miku.
The host is already shouting. "Now, we invite our first singer - Catherine~~~"
Along with the cheers, Catherine walked to the colorful arch in the middle and glanced nervously at the audience. Her fans were holding red fluorescent sticks. The lights chased one red fluorescent stick after another, and finally stayed in it. On a fan holding a red glow stick.
The man immediately made a "yes" fist gesture in surprise, pushed aside the crowd, and trotted up. Catherine hugged the other person in a friendly way. The man stammered for a while to express his excitement and disbelief, and finally asked Catherine a question. , the title is 'Joy', just like his mood at this time.
Although this is relatively abstract, joy is a very common emotion. Therefore, Catherine quickly found a suitable song among the songs she had sung. Amidst the musical accompaniment, a song was high-pitched and thunderous, joyful and joyful, and it was sung with blood. Boiling, as if he was elated along with it.
For the next three singers, although the topics given by the fans were different, they probably didn't want to embarrass their favorite singers, so the singers basically easily found songs that fit the title and were sung by themselves. Passed safely.
Then, finally it was Hatsune's turn, and the aqua-blue light stick began to dance crazily again. The light beam passed over one person after another, and finally stopped on one of them. The person chuckled and stood out from the crowd.
The knight suddenly stood up and frowned at the man. He was a greasy, fat man weighing two hundred pounds. He had a dirty middle part that looked like he hadn't washed it in more than ten days and was full of dandruff.
His hair was covered with thick bottle caps, his eyes were covered with red, swollen and inflamed red and yellow pimples, his plaid clothes were wrinkled, and there were oil stains on instant noodles, making him look like he was deeply fat.
"What's wrong?" Chrollo noticed something strange and asked softly.
"This is not a fan of Hatsune. Among the people participating this time, I am very sure there is no such person!" The knight's face changed and he said angrily.
"no?"
Chrollo also frowned slightly and looked at this person. To be honest, this person's image is really unflattering. Although it is not meant to be discriminatory, there may even be a lot of such fans in reality, but since he is on stage, At least you should bring in someone who has seen it before. The few fans before have all had shaved heads and straight faces, which is normal.
People have a comparative mentality. The other fans are all dressed up beautifully, but Miku's fans look slovenly and obscene. Let others think of her and look down on her fans. They may also think that Miku is nothing special. The so-called birds of a feather flock together. , otherwise why would you attract such a wretched otaku?
The knight's face was sullen, and his green pupils were full of cold light. "Similar to the last "It's a Wonderful World" variety show, is this someone deliberately targeting celluloid?"
"You have arranged it to this point, and there is such an unexpected situation. It is definitely targeted deliberately." Chrollo nodded.
"I don't know what he wants to do. If it is to assassinate or harm Cellululu, that would be easy, but I don't think the other party is that stupid." Jin Ye was a little annoyed and said in a deep voice.
"They probably intend to make things difficult for Cellululu, but we can't do anything in front of a large crowd. We can only see if Cellulu can handle it."
Although others are worried, they can only act according to circumstances.
The big fat man came on stage, his steps were staggering because of his fatness, and he jumped like a duck. He walked up to Miku and gave Miku a big bear hug. He shouted loudly with an expression as ecstatic as if he was dreaming.
"Miscellaneous, I really saw Miku! I'm so lucky, I'm actually holding Miku now, it's like a dream!!!"
Feitan was in the audience. He was so angry that he almost wanted to rush up and twist off the fat man's head, but Jin held him back, even though he was also very unhappy.
Cellululu couldn't push her away, because some of the fans in front couldn't suppress their excitement and stepped forward to hug their idols. The singer would also hug her in good faith. Cellululu endured the strange sour smell on that person's body. He raised his hand, gave the other person a friendly hug, and then pulled away slightly to signal the other person to let go.
But the big fat man was still holding Hatsune Miku tightly as if he didn't realize it, and he started mumbling as if he was dreaming.
"Oh my God, it smells so good and soft. It turns out that when Miku is held in her arms, it looks like this. It's just like in a dream, even better than in a dream. Miku, I like you so much. I dream about you every night. ···, there’s not enough paper towels, ah! How could I say it, my God, I’m so embarrassed to cum~~~, hehehehe~~~”
He patted his head in a feigned innocence and cuteness, as if he was annoyed that he had let it slip, and his coy and vulgar look was clearly visible.
The audience was immediately in an uproar, and some of the singers on the stage even showed subtle expressions of disgust. Although as a public figure, you can't escape being raped, you secretly molested yourself behind your back and had people say "I'm being raped every day" in front of you. yyYou are still two different things.
Most of the singers sympathized with Hatsune Miku, except Louisa who burst out laughing, which seemed so harsh on the stage.
Illumi took out the nail and flicked it directly onto the stage. This nail of his was a mind nail. It couldn't be seen unless it was embodied.
Hisoka also wanted to fly the poker up, but he realized that it was a real thing, and the blood splattered on the stage was not good for the celluloid, so he finally took it back. The elastic love has good elasticity, but the range is not that far, which is also undesirable.
Feitan was still held back by Jin, so it would be too big a target to rush forward.
The nails quickly crossed the stage and went straight towards the fat man, but in the middle, a teleportation dart suddenly appeared and collided with it with a clang, and the two canceled each other out.
"Is there anyone else ambushing you?" Jin immediately let go of his hand and became alert.
Illumi looked in one direction, stood up, and said softly. "I'll deal with it."
Illumi moved and disappeared.
Feitan got rid of Jin's shackles. He didn't care whether being on stage at this time would have any impact on Cellululu. He rushed up and was held back by the knight again.
"Wait a minute, Feitan, don't be impulsive. If you go up there, you might be agreeing with the other party. They obviously want to destroy Cellululu's acting career. Aren't you letting the other party achieve their goal effortlessly?"
"But looking at that fat man is disgusting?" Feitan said angrily.
"Celulu will take care of it..." The knight had just said a few words when he saw the fat man suddenly taking a few steps back.
It was Cellululu who couldn't bear it anymore and used telekinesis. She could feel that this person did not mean to say such words intentionally, but was naturally so obscene and disgusting.
The big fat man was still a little stunned. He touched himself up and down, and asked with a puzzled expression.
"It was Miku just now and you pushed me?"
"I didn't even move my hands. Is it because you didn't stand firm?"
Hatsune looked even more shocked than him, with a hint of sentimentality and sadness as she continued,
"I thought you were really my fan, but you first said such unacceptable words, and now you said that I pushed you on purpose. I really don't know that this is how you treat the people you like? Even Ordinary girls can get the most basic respect when being pursued by an admired boy. Just because I am a public figure, should I bear whatever you do to me?"
Fans naturally stand on the same line, but Miku showed weakness and expressed a tactful accusation in a self-pitying tone, which immediately caused all the fans below to stand on Miku's side, and besides, it was a big deal. Some people didn't have much favorable impressions of this wretched man, so they started to yell at him to get off. As for the real Miku fans, they shouted even more vigorously.
The knight really hoped to call this person down, but when the big fat man saw Hatsune Miku bluntly criticizing him, and felt that he had offended the public, he immediately began to beg for mercy with a look of aggrievement and annoyance.
"Of course I'm your fan. Others say I don't have high emotional intelligence, I'm stupid, and I can't express myself. I don't mean to disrespect you. Don't mind. I'm all nonsense. I don't want to go down. I won't go down. , I am really your fan, really your fan~~~~~"
He cried and made a fuss, beat his chest, and looked as if he was unwilling to go down. When Cellululu encountered such a rogue, he also felt tight in his chest, and even whispered softly to express that he no longer cared.
The host also had a headache. He really didn't know how he found such a person. While feeling unlucky for Hatsune, she forcefully returned to the topic again.
"Okay, we already know that you are a fan of Miku, so, can you give a question for Miku?"
The big fat man stopped howling and thought for a moment. He still looked at Hatsune Miku expectantly with a shy expression on his face, and the pimples on his face seemed to be shining greasy red with excitement.
"I want to hear you sing a song about a girl in first love acting coquettishly to her boyfriend. It's best to add a little tsundere. It must feel very sweet and cute~~~, hehe~"
He was completely caught up in the fantasy that he was his boyfriend, waiting for Miku, his girlfriend, to act coquettishly and tsunderely for him.
Cellululu and the host were speechless. This is really a stubborn thing. The host looked at Cellululu and asked.
"What do you think Hatsune?"
Cellululu was also afraid that she would not agree to this. If he made other obscene requests, she could only nod in agreement. "Okay, I'm fine."
Louisa was gloating next to her. Miku was very similar to her debut image. They both acted like a fairy who did not know the love between men and women. Most of the songs she sang were inspirational or emotional analysis and had nothing to do with love. If she sang this Some first love song, it was a complete subversion of the image, it was pulled down from the altar that people couldn't bear to blaspheme.
Cellulu discussed it with the accompaniment team, because she had never heard any songs from this world, and there were no similar songs in the current song library. She could only sing new songs. Coincidentally, this song was really Hatsune Miku's song. .
With the help of accompaniment software, Cellulu quickly arranged the song. The accompaniment team listened to it and nodded that it was OK. This song is not very difficult.
The knight is a little worried and a little hopeful. This is a brand new style. I don’t know if it can be done on celluloid, but thinking about it, she can hold it in the Pure Land. It should be impossible for her to capsize here.
Chrollo and Jin had the same idea, but expected more.
Hisoka and Feitan were not worried at all, and they didn't know whether they believed in Celluloid too much or were too worried.
Illumi withdrew the nail, and there was an ordinary-looking corpse lying at his feet. He looked back at the stage. Dynamic music with a strong rhythm that made people want to dance along suddenly sounded. There was only a girl on the dark stage. Standing like a luminous body, she turned slightly sideways and assumed a cute posture like a Lucky Cat, gently swaying up and down rhythmically.
Open your hands, push the cute left side, and push the right side, as lively as a little milk cat stepping on the milk, the girl's singing voice is sweet and sweet.
"Sup!
!
To lengthen eyelashes, apply eyelash extension mascara
Apply eyeliner to create clear light and dark colors for watery eyes
Just make your lips a little more pink and shiny
Are you saying my chest is too big? But don’t you just like this? "
The proud rhetorical question that seemed to see through the man's bad nature made people feel so arrogant and cute. Chrollo couldn't help but chuckle, and Jin blushed slightly.
"Put the heels up three centimeters! It's like standing on tiptoes.
Don’t you feel the sweetness and excitement when you spray it on your wrist?
Red nail polish is super cute, right? Na
Are you dreaming? Only to you will I not tell you what I like?
Don’t get me wrong Luo!
i\hgsay!
see"
The girl slapped her head in a playful manner. It was disgusting for the greasy fat man to do this, but Miku was so cute when she did it. Feitan was so excited when he saw it that he couldn't help but grumble.
"Yeah, he's just a little liar. He obviously likes her but always says he doesn't like her."
"If I'm a little more forceful, I can hit you in the heart!
Can't you do things like suddenly hug me?
The height difference is convenient for many things, right? "
Hisoka laughed. "What a duplicitous little cutie~~, let's have a passionate wall-dong next time~"
“Clicking my hair with your hands, saying good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good!”
Illumi banged his hand. "Do you like to kill by touching your head? t!"
"Don't look away and laugh sarcastically, that's just right!
If you're tougher, you can hurry up and hug me tightly!
Don’t you understand? My right hand is empty
Even if I don’t speak, please tell me! "
How willful! But it’s so cute, so cute. The knight can’t stop being teased. Sure enough, Celluloid who can act like a baby is even cuter~
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Don't always look at other girls, even though you're not particularly jealous...
say
So come and kiss me
I like you the most
To be honest, it would be too annoying if it wasn't exclusive to me.
i\eeekly\“baby!\“
It’s true that I like you the most, Luo
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If you want to swear, just kiss it.
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Everyone smiles, I really like you, this sweet little devil, I am so fascinated by you, I am fascinated~
The author has something to say. This song is "L" by Hatsune Miku. You can search it. I watched the live concert version. This song is really super tsundere and super girly. Thank you for voting for me. Tickets or little angels irrigating nutrient solution~
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