"The world is really amazing, with strange customs and strange customs, and rare birds and animals that give you insights. Welcome everyone to watch this episode of the world is really amazing variety show..."
With the host's impassioned opening remarks, the fourteenth episode of The World is Wonderful Variety Show began.
Needless to say, the number of viewers of the live broadcast room on the Internet is also rising at an extremely terrifying speed, and countless barrages are coming.
"La la la, Hatsune's screen debut is finally here. I'm so excited. Goddess Wuli will definitely dominate the audience today. All mortals, please kneel at the feet of my goddess and tremble in worship (≧▽≦)/ "
"Emmmm, one thing to say, although I am also a fan of Hatsune, the competition is not about aura, but knowledge and breadth of knowledge. Hatsune is young and young, I don't think she will be too good in this aspect. Big advantage~”
"Go away, fake fans! Hatsune is omnipotent. Such a noble and awe-inspiring goddess must also be a top student! Don't use your narrow thinking to measure Hatsune!"
"I'm looking forward to it. I'm so looking forward to it. Why don't you hurry up and give the camera to my goddess Hatsune? I'm watching this show just for her. Who are the others? Skip it! I can't wait~"
"Where are you these weird fans! Your big faces can't fit in the wide screen, right? You're still worshiping at the feet of your goddess. We, Helena, are the real goddesses. A young girl who is still young deserves this word!"
"Freya, Freya is great! Hatsune, it's just a hype!"
"I'm so annoyed. Hatsune fans, can you please be quiet? It's just a pop star who suddenly became famous. Why don't you be so sensational and have so many big stars present? Do you think other fans are dead? Our Royal Highness, Prince Andrew, is the most handsome! "
Before the program had even finished introducing all the stars, the barrage had already started. Other stars also had countless die-hard fans. Hatsune fans who came to the forefront and made comments that were particularly girly or even mentally retarded were immediately besieged by a group of people.
"Humph, you ignorant people, what do you know! We, the goddess Hatsune, are the best. If you don't accept it, let's fight!"
Before a new round of fighting started, the camera finally turned to Hatsune Miku.
Hatsune has twin tails, her soft aqua long hair is scattered around her shoulders, and she wears a black and blue cheongsam-style short skirt that fits perfectly, outlining her slender figure. However, the girl does not feel weak, and her sitting posture is casual, which is obviously not enough. She is neither upright nor ladylike, but for no reason gives people a dangerous and lazy feeling like a tiger resting. He holds a black folding fan in one hand and taps the palm of his left hand casually. There is an indifferent and elegant smile on the corner of his lips, but he does not smile in his heart. , but such Miku suddenly gave people a sense of domineering, strategizing and having everything under control.
"Ah~~~~~The goddess Hatsune has come out! She has come out! She is also beautiful today (≧≦), call for the goddess, support the goddess ╰(*°▽°*)╯"
"Eh? Has Hatsune changed her style today? She doesn't look like the aloof and awe-inspiring goddess who dominated the audience. However, this calm, calm, intellectual and elegant yet unusually domineering temperament is also very charming. That’s it(﹃)”
"Our goddess is the ever-changing goddess. Don't forget the charming but ruthless goddess. Did you deliberately choose a schoolmaster route today that suits this kind of occasion? That look with the fan, somehow, I thought of the sentence describing the wise man, the feather fan and silk scarf, and the oars and oars were turned into ashes while talking and laughing~"
"Really, really, I feel the same way. Sure enough, our goddess is a true academic master, full of confidence~, I look forward to the goddess shining brightly and calling for our goddess↖(^ω^)↗"
"I love all kinds of Hatsune goddesses, but today's outfit is really cute. The goddess is very suitable for the cheongsam style. She looks gentle, pure, beautiful and intellectual. She is so beautiful. I want to lick the screen. n(*≧ ▽≦*)n”
After a barrage of mixed opinions but well-adjusted acceptance of Hatsune Miku, who seemed to have a slightly different temperament, several men on the airship in Anxi City and the enemy Hakkas frowned in confusion at the same time.
"Huh?"
Jin sat cross-legged and scratched his head. Looking left and right, he felt that this was not Celluloid, but he had a sense of déjà vu with Chrollo. After looking for a while, he became even more convinced that this was Chrollo.
What happened? Let Chrollo play in place of Celluloid? Jin really wanted to call Cellululu now, but he was afraid that it would ruin their plan, so he could only suppress the doubts and worries in his heart and continue reading.
"Hmm~ Illumi, do you mean..." On the enemy airship, Hisoka swung his wine glass and asked with a strange look on his face.
"Well, it's not celluloid, it's... Chrollo?"
Illumi didn't have the same persistence as Hisoka towards Chrollo. Although he saw for the first time that the person on the screen was not Celluloid, it took him a while to identify it before he realized that it might be Chrollo pretending to be her.
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Qi Ya didn't understand, and his face was full of questions. Kurt didn't understand either, and looked over in confusion.
"Nothing." Illumi dismissed.
The two kittens couldn't get the answer, so they ignored it and continued to read with interest. As for the elder brother and Hisoka, who looked a little confused and seemed to be wondering something, he didn't care. Children should not interfere with adults' affairs. .
Anxi City Laboratory, Pariston's office, Pariston was watching the program with a smile, but the moment Hatsune Miku appeared, he almost immediately stood up with a change of expression.
Gone, the sacred temperament that fascinated him had completely disappeared. Now Miku in the camera no longer had that gripping and wonderful charm that made him almost unable to control his surging desire for destruction and love.
What exactly is going on?
Pariston's expression changed unpredictably for a while before he sat down again. Then, he carefully looked at Miku's every move on the screen. After a moment, Pariston came to the conclusion that this was not the girl he had always known. , but dressed up by others, because many of the body language and detailed movements are completely different.
This is a person who is far more powerful and confident than Little Miss Bi Lulu and more outgoing. Is this some kind of wonderful telekinesis ability? Pariston found the reason and relaxed, but he was not interested in watching a fake performance. He turned off the live broadcast, and before starting his work, he also ordered his subordinates to investigate today's Li Daitao stiffness. What is the secret behind the drama?
In the program, the first short video has been played. It describes a primitive tribe in an unknown place. The folk customs are rough and barbaric. The bodies of both men and women are decorated with strange, wild and colorful bones and bones that feel extremely weird and terrifying. Leather-like carved ornaments, the film raised the first question after taking a quick look at some of the folk customs of this tribe.
Q: Which ethnic group is in the film?
It started with a simple multiple-choice question, so four answers appeared on the screen.
A, Canaan tribe B, Spock tribe C, Qijia tribe D, Uznan tribe.
The barrage instantly started making various speculations.
"I'm confused. I've never seen this ethnic group before. Does anyone know anything about it? What the hell are those four ethnic groups?"
"Hehehehe... Being smart, I immediately searched the Internet, but I couldn't find anything╮(╯_╰)╭"
"Then what you say is useless!"
"With so many people, no one knows about it?"
"Based on my experience with exam questions, I guess the answer must be between the Canaanite tribe and the Qijia tribe. Look, they both have a Qia tribe. This is a typical mystery formation!"
"That's good. I think so too. Hurry up and announce the answer. I want to verify whether this guess is correct~"
Netizens speculated a lot, and the guests had already made their choices. Three people chose the Canaan tribe, four people chose the Chiga tribe, and only Hatsune chose the Spock tribe.
Comparing this too concentrated choice with Hatsune Chen丨's unique choice, the answer has not yet been announced, and various predictions have appeared on the Internet.
"Look, everyone thinks the answer is between Canaan and Qijia. Sure enough, the people's eyes are sharp!"
"Oh my god, it's so unified. Why did Hatsune choose this answer? She must have guessed wrong!"
"Don't be a fool, believe in Hatsune, and know that the truth is always in the hands of a few people!"
Before the voices cheering for Miku could stop being mocked, the correct answer popped up, it was the Spocks.
"Hahahaha, I knew it. You mortals, quickly fall at the feet of my goddess Hatsune! With your hands on your hips, you look up to the sky and laugh wildly~~~"
"It's absolutely blinding!"
"I also think it's a fool's errand. I'm just lucky..."
"You are just jealous of my goddess's vast knowledge!"
"Meng Meng, just listen to the answer. What are you arguing about?"
There was a quarrel online. The host, Helena and James in the audience also looked shocked.
For this first question, both the host and James know that no one has the correct answer in their script, and there is no way to guess the correct answer through the following questions. Therefore, this question is purely based on everyone's guess. As for whether it will be possible If someone gets the answer right, it's completely left to chance. The test is based on the on-the-spot performance of everyone participating in the show.
It was such good luck that Miku was actually fooled. Both James and Helena secretly felt that Miku was unlucky.
After the host was surprised, he immediately smiled with surprise.
"Congratulations, Miss Hatsune Miku, you are the only one who answered correctly. Can you tell us the basis for your choice of this answer?"
The cameraman quickly focused the camera on Hatsune's face.
The host and cameraman were instructed a few minutes before the official broadcast, asking them to pay as much attention to Hatsune Miku as possible. Although they didn't know why the producer arranged it this way, they also knew that it probably didn't have any good intentions. After all, it was a temporary change. The script, plus the fact that Hatsune hadn't come to rehearsal in the morning, always made a few people feel that there was something going on.
But as a subordinate, you can only follow orders, and now only Hatsune has the right answer. There is no trap or conspiracy, so I have to ask her.
Helena's face was indifferent, she held her cheek with one hand, and turned her head with a nonchalant expression, ready to listen to what Hatsune had to say. James still had a smile on his face, and luck could not last forever.
Freya, on the other hand, glanced at Hatsune Miku with a hint of uneasiness, but the basis of 'guessed' was not a shameful answer, so she felt that maybe she didn't need to worry so much.
In the eyes of the audience, the girl in the camera just smiled lightly, opened her lips, and spoke clearly and methodically.
"The tribe filmed in this short video comes from the Unabi Tribal Alliance, a landlocked country in the Leicester continent. Unabi is a multi-ethnic and multi-religious country. It has been closed to the country since 216 years ago, except for some diplomatic personnel at the border. and the Foreign Liaison Office, non-nationals are not allowed to enter the country's borders, otherwise they will be responsible for any consequences.
There are 4076 ethnic groups in the country, with the Assembly of Tribal Chiefs as the highest decision-making body. The ethnic group in the short film is the Spock tribe, ranking 463 among the 476 ethnic groups, with a population of approximately There are thousands of people, bordering the Qijia tribe, and a feud with the Canaan tribe. The emblems of the three tribes are all bloodthirsty trees, but the Qijia admires the golden thread centipede and wears this as a supplement, and Canaan worships the green-crowned king snake. , Spock is distinguished by the goshawk as his supplement. On the other hand, forty or fifty years ago, the Spock tribe annexed the Uznan tribe who also worshiped the goshawk, assimilated their population and culture, and retained the Uznan tribe. The weeping blood tree, the emblem of the Southern tribe, was added to the crown. The weeping blood tree and the bloodthirsty tree, the original emblem of the Spock tribe, intertwined to form a new crown symbol, but the bloodthirsty tree is still the symbol of the crown. main body······"
Chrollo, who was wearing a Hatsune shell, talked about everything, as clearly as if she had witnessed it with her own eyes. At the same time, she did not forget to quote from other sources. Her posture did not look like she was on a variety show. It was said that she was giving an open class at the university. okay.
Helena looked sideways frequently, her beautiful eyes wide open, full of surprise. Freya looked excited and admired. James in the audience was stunned for a moment, but his face darkened. He suddenly felt that today's plan might fail. .
As for the host on the stage, she was almost dumbfounded. She lowered her head and kept looking at the cheat sheet, and looked up at Miku with a weird look, mmp! The correct answer is not as detailed as her explanation, okay?
But this was just the beginning. One question after another followed, and Hatsune Miku still maintained her expert and professor attitude as she continued to answer them all the way. The whole audience could only hear her eloquent explanations.
Online comments have already exploded.
"You are the god of learning, please accept my worship!"
"Wow, you are indeed the omnipotent goddess Hatsune. She is so powerful and I admire you so much. I will be your little fangirl until the end of the world~~~~"
"Have you ever been slapped in the face? Hahaha, my goddess Hatsune has always been good at slapping me in the face. I put my hands on my hips again and looked up to the sky and laughed wildly~~~~"
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced. This is so awesome. Sure enough, no hunter can look down upon me. I'm a loser in judging books by their appearance. Let me join the Hatsune God Sect too~"
Of course, there are still voices of doubt.
"To be honest, this kind of program has a script, so even if you get the answer right, it doesn't necessarily mean how smart Hatsune is."
"Go away, since there is a script, why didn't everyone else answer all the questions correctly? Black people are not that black."
"No, it's scary to think about it. Maybe Hatsune has the privilege and asked the show crew to give her special treatment. Only she knows all the answers or something? Isn't she a hunter? The show crew is trying their best to flatter her~"
"If that's the case, it's so disgusting. It's such a shame to have such privileges. I feel so sorry for the other celebrities who were stepped on by Miku."
"Can you stop talking nonsense without any evidence! You all know that Miku is a hunter. Since she is a hunter, it is inevitable to be knowledgeable! Didn't you see the host's face? She was obviously shocked. Miku's answer It's far more profound and detailed than those celebrities who also answered correctly, okay? The host hesitated several times, with an awkward expression of not knowing whether what Hatsune said was right or wrong. You all just pretended to be blind and didn't see it!"
"Indeed, I don't think this was rehearsed. It should just be that Miku is really awesome."
On the enemy's Hakka airship, Qi Ya also smiled and gave a thumbs up.
"Oh~~~Celulu did a good job. I knew she had a wide range of knowledge."
Qi Ya had no doubts about this fake Cellululu, because Cellulu understood the nearly lost texts that his grandfather often used, which made Qi Ya always feel that Cellululu was very knowledgeable. It must be said that this was also a beautiful misunderstanding.
Kurt nodded and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. The more advantages Cellululu showed, the less and less he resisted Cellululu becoming his family, and he even fully hoped that Cellululu could join their family soon.
Illumi and Hisoka felt a little bit fucked up about this. Chrollo used Celluloid's appearance to earn her a lot of face. This good impression was so popular that they could all imagine how Celluloid looked at this moment. He must be filled with admiration and joy for Chrollo.
But the two of them could only watch with suffocation as Chrollo answered questions one after another as easily as if he were eating cabbage. The show had completely become Chrollo's sole show time, with one person taking almost all the shots and lines.
That scene was like chopping up melons and vegetables. The host tried to pick up the topic at first, but in the end she had no choice but to give up. This completely exceeded her knowledge reserve! She didn't even know what to say, and talking nonsense would only make her look even more idiotic.
Therefore, the miserable host entered repeater mode and began to repeat a few words with various wonders and admirations.
"Miss Hatsune is so amazing."
"Miss Hatsune answered correctly again."
"Thank you Miss Hatsune for your wonderful science popularization."
"Miss Hatsune is really knowledgeable."
"Miss Hatsune is indeed well-informed."
"Miss Hatsune has a wide range of reading interests."
James couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only change his strategy and signaled the host through the earphones to ignore Hatsune Miku and stop giving her the chance to speak and the camera.
The host immediately followed the instructions. Hatsune Miku didn't exist back then. After all, other guests could answer some questions correctly with the help of the script.
However, this intention was soon discovered by Chrollo. You are unkind and I am unjust. What's more, Chrollo didn't want to let go of this program group. He had already found many incomplete and fallacious points in the previous questions. During the explanation, it was also explained that since their suppression was so obvious at this time, Chrollo simply pointed it out.
As a result, the audience saw that after answering each question and before the host prepared the next short video or asked a question, a soft, ethereal but unquestionable rebuttal suddenly appeared on the screen.
"With all due respect, there are some fallacies here (I need to add)..."
The camera would always be delayed for a second or two every time before it seemed to be unwillingly focused on Hatsune Miku who was speaking. Then, with a pious and serious expression of academic research, Miku slowly began to popularize science. She never forgot to come to the end every time. One sentence.
"Sorry, my professionalism does not allow the audience to accept wrong ideas and spread rumors. In the end, the truth was distorted."
After being stunned a few times, the audience began to sense something strange.
"Why do I feel that the program team is so reluctant to give Hatsune Miku a shot? Is this because she was too ruthless in the past when she was the only one to shine? Is the program team deliberately ignoring Miku for the sake of balance?"
"It kind of feels like this, but isn't Miku very good at stealing the spotlight? But this is really a high-end way of stealing the spotlight. Although it makes people feel uncomfortable, there is nothing to say. After all, what they say is true."
"Go away, what are you trying to steal? Did Miku interrupt others or block other people's cameras? Don't you always wait for everyone to finish speaking before rebutting? The hot chicken program team has a guilty conscience, so they don't dare to give us Miku the goddess It’s just a lens!”
"That's right, Hatsune clearly couldn't stand the spread of wrong knowledge to the public, so she stood up and corrected it without hesitation, okay? If it hadn't been for Hatsune, I wouldn't have known that there were so many mistakes in this show, including the previous thirteen episodes. A lot of mistakes? Sure enough, an entertainment program is just for fun, it really can’t be used as a channel for knowledge dissemination. "
"Isn't the gimmick of this show just to make people gain insight and knowledge? With so many mistakes, what kind of insight and knowledge will it gain~"
"Uh~, why am I the only one who feels the contempt of the King of Mysteries? Hatsune is definitely scorning all the scumbags~"
"I, the goddess Hatsune, am so domineering and arrogant, looking down on all living beings! The contemptuous look in her eyes instantly hit my heart. Oh, I can't even close my legs o(≧v≦)o~~"
"The goddess is a top student! Praise, praise, praise, heart-to-heart (艸｀)"
At the scene, Cellulu was just like the enigmatic fans on the Internet, looking at Chrollo with admiration. Although it wasn’t that face, what she liked most was Chrollo’s erudition and wisdom and his ability to talk and laugh. Powerful and calm, the scene was like a textbook classic slap in the face and pretentiousness, and everyone who watched it became excited along with it.
Although Feitan and Xia Ke did not notice the change in their appearance at first, after all, they were both familiar with the leader and Cellululu, so they soon discovered the truth. But at this time, they looked like they were carrying the shell of their leader Celluloid's face had an expression of pride, joy and admiration, and her eyes seemed to be shining with sparkling and bright eyes like suspicious stars. She stared at Chrollo, who was wearing the image of Hatsune Miku on the field for a moment, and felt that her eyes hurt and her teeth hurt. It hurts and I can't stop feeling sour.
"Put away that stupid expression on your face! The leader wouldn't do that!" Feitan could only use the topic as an excuse, with a foul look on his face and an angry tone.
The knight is naturally much gentler and will not be stupid enough to scold Cellululu. He can only try to discredit Chrollo's image for her own good.
"Image, keep image! The leader is very concerned about image. He cares about face the most. Once when everyone was upset, he was obviously very uncomfortable, but he pretended to be completely fine. He was very awkward when walking. He was not slow and his expression was calm. Everyone thought he was fine, but when he saw the toilet, he ran faster than anyone else. He went from being the last one to being the first one to rush into the toilet. That’s it.”
Cellululu suddenly black line, do you really want to maintain the image of your group leader? Then why are you still working so hard to dismantle your group leader?
The knight snorted in his heart. If the captain's pretentious embarrassment was not exposed, Cellululu's idiotic attitude would not continue. Now it looks much more normal.
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