"Laughter analysis: You don't understand Baijing authentic jokes."
Zhou Li said seriously.
Tang Wan chose to face Zhou Li's disgusting humor with silence.
"Well, explaining jokes is really not suitable for me."
Zhou Li shook his head melancholy, then he stepped on the compacted tunnel and exclaimed: "Don't tell me, I am really talented, this tunnel is really authentic."
"Laughter Analysis: Authentic and authentic."
Tang Wan chose to imitate the parrot, and the effect was surprisingly effective.
"So, why did you dig a tunnel?"
Tang Wan stretched her calves and clamped the shoes easily with her round and crystal toes. The habit developed by the lazy dog allowed her to put on the shoes without using her hands. She kicked off her shoes, stood up, and asked curiously: "Are you going to peek into the women's dormitory?"
"Brother, this is the first floor, and the women's dormitory is on the top floor."
Zhou Li looked like he had eaten a fly, his expression solidified as he said: "What you are talking about is the way of heaven, not the way of earth."
"laugh···"
"If you laugh any more, I will insert you into the roof of the attic like a green onion."
Facing the gradually addicted Tang Wan, Zhou Li gritted his teeth and threatened.
"Master Zhou Li, I'm coming in."
At the same time, Joan of Arc's voice suddenly sounded. Before Zhou Li and Tang Guan could react, Zhou Li's proud tunnel was punched through by a punch, and Jeanne d'Arc's short blond hair suddenly appeared in front of them.
Appeared! Onion style!
Looking at Joan of Arc who looked like she was growing out of the ground, and the innocent expression on her face, both Zhou Li and Tang Wan seemed to be silenced, not knowing what to say.
"I just dug the tunnel!!!"
Ignoring Zhou Li who was kneeling in front of the tunnel and beating the floor in mourning, Tang Wan pulled out Jeanne and asked curiously: "Jane, what are you doing here?"
"Master Zhou Li ordered me to enter here."
Speaking in half-baked Chinese, Joan of Arc said innocently: "I dug a tunnel in the garden, dug into the ground of your house, and entered your house according to Master Zhou Li's order. I followed Master Zhou Li's instructions throughout the process, without any trace. error."
"Then he is..."
Pointing to Zhou Li who was starting to tear down the floor to pay homage to his own tunnel, Tang Wan twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Analysis of the joke, dig a grave for the tunnel you dug."
"Okay, no more fuss."
After making a big hole in the floor, Zhou Li burned the entire crime scene and used Wuwa's water escape to cover it up. He looked at Joan of Arc beside him and asked, "Have you found it?"
"What are you looking for?"
Tang Wan was stunned for a moment.
"No."
Joan of Arc shook her head and said regretfully: "I didn't find the underground passage that extends in all directions as you mentioned."
As a close friend of Zhou Li Tianzi No. 1, Tang Wan immediately reacted, "Do you think the book thief is operating in the underground area?"
"Most likely."
Zhou Li squinted his eyes and recalled the time he entered the Taixue Gate to the last building. A three-dimensional diagram appeared in his mind. According to his observations, if a monster who is not strong enough to fight against the Taixue garrison wants to steal the heavily guarded library, there is only the sky except the underground.
Bafang Destiny also reminded him of the existence of the snake demons. Unless these two snake demons were tango snakes, they could not be in the sky, but could only be underground.
"I dug from the garden to near the Huxin Pavilion, and also dug in other places, but I couldn't find the hole you mentioned."
Joan of Arc thought for a while and added: "By the way, I also excavated the grand building you mentioned before, but it's not there."
"You asked a Saint Knight zombie from the West to dig a tunnel, Zhou Li, you really made the best use of everything."
Tang Wan sighed.
"I volunteered."
Joan of Arc said sincerely: "Zhou Li is my master's love slave, so he and I are in cahoots with each other. Even if we help him, we are at war with each other. It doesn't matter."
"If you don't speak Chinese, you can speak English. At least I can understand it."
When facing Joan of Arc and hearing a silent Chinese, Zhou Li almost shed tears of blood.
"So what are you going to do next?"
His little face turned red from suppressing laughter. Tang Guan, who was sitting on the bed, tried his best to say seriously: "Where else can the Imperial Academy hide its filth? A slave of love?"
"You are really not afraid of death."
Zhou Li took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Brother Zhou Li."
Zhu Qianyun's voice sounded from outside the door. Zhou Li raised his chin. Tang Wan jumped out of bed obediently and opened the door for Zhu Qianyun.
"wrong."
The moment he opened the door, Tang Wan's face changed drastically, he turned his head and said in horror: "Why did I become your little finger?"
"alright."
Seeing that Zhou Li was about to start another KTV session with Tang Wan, Zhu Qianyun quickly hugged Tang Wan and smiled softly: "Let's get down to business and stop making trouble."
"I... didn't make a fuss."
Overwhelmed by tenderness, Tang Wan slumped powerlessly and allowed Zhu Qianyun to carry him into the house like a baby. Sitting on Tang Wan's bed, Zhu Qianyun looked at Zhou Li and said:
"Brother Zhou Li, I've finished it."
"well?"
Tang Wan was completely confused, "No, it's just done? Why don't I know anything? Are you isolating me?"
"Master, please don't interrupt, little lady."
Tang Wan, who Zhou Li had approached with disgust, returned to Zhu Qianyun's arms, then cleared his throat and said, "I asked Qianyun to apply for a banquet to find the book thief."
"banquet?"
Tang Wan was startled for a moment, then became excited: "Can I participate?"
"You're a security guard."
"well····"
"A security guard who can eat."
"I will protect one side's safety."
Tang Wan stood up and saluted.
"You see, that's why you don't know anything."
Zhou Li covered his face and said unspeakably: "You just kept eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating and eating," you didn't listen to anything unless I said your name."
"It can't be helped."
Tang Wan wrinkled his little face and said mournfully: "The Taoist Master said that my Qi Ling will absorb the Qi of heaven and earth. It would be okay if I released its accumulated energy, but I hold it in every day, and it will It will greatly consume my physical strength, make my appetite explode, and I won’t be able to gain weight.”
After retrieving the keywords of the last sentence, Zhu Qianyun's little hand pinched Tang Wan's belly dishonestly, and then a hint of envy flashed across his face.
"no way."
Zhou Li thought for a while and felt helpless, "It's true that your Qi Ling is not suitable for showing off."
"What happened to Leng Jade Spirit?"
At this time, Zhu Qianyun spoke, startling both Zhou Li and Tang Wan.
Oh grass.
forget.
I forgot about Qianyun.
At that time, the first person Tang Wan met after leaving seclusion was Taoyao, followed by Zhou Li and Zhuge Qing. After showing the Jade Seal Qiling Spirit passed down by the Nine Clan Lianliankan, Zhou Li repeatedly warned her not to reveal her Qiling Spirit. This resulted in Tang Wan never showing her Qiling Spirit since then.
This led to the fact that Zhu Qianyun, who was released from seclusion, never knew that Tang Wan's Qi Ling had already changed dynasties. From the beginning, it was an ordinary cold jade to an ordinary nine-tribe happy jade. Therefore, she always thought that Tang Wan just got back her cold jade Qiling.
Soon, the sluggish Zhu Qianyun looked at the imperial seal in front of him and the expressionless Tang Wan wearing a dragon robe beside him, and fell into great doubts about life.
Wait, someone is going to rebel against my uncle, and I want to fuck her.
Does this count as me rebelling? ? ? (End of chapter)
