"Unknown killings and prisoners! Unknown killings and prisoners!"
Zhou Li said loudly.
Xu Ziyi smiled evilly and stretched out his hand, hugged Zhou Li's neck tightly, pressed him to his chest, and said through gritted teeth: "You are also a prisoner? Mr. Zhou, when you turned me into a woman, did you think Will it be today?"
If Xu Ziyi were a man, this action would be very unpleasant. If he still had body odor, this action would be enough to make Zhou Li ascend to heaven.
However, Xu Ziyi now...
It can also make Zhou Li ascend to heaven.
Me, grass.
so big.
At this time, Zhou Li's mind had gone blank due to the soft fragrance coming towards him. If Tang Wan's Niangdongquan made her grow in reverse, Xu Ziyi's Niangdongquan was the perfect female body builder.
For a moment, Zhou Li was speechless by this powerful pressure, and could only let out mournful sobs, making Xu Ziyi happy.
"What? Wasn't it very strong then? Why are you still moaning now?!"
Holding Zhou Li's arms, Xu Ziyi's slender and powerful legs pressed Zhou Li's waist hard. She looked at Zhou Li, who was silent and showed no sign of surrender, and said coldly:
"Bug! Yield to me!"
"I don't!"
Zhou Li said stubbornly: "Unless you continue to torture me!"
"ah?"
Xu Ziyi was stunned.
Dayi on the side didn't know whether she should remind Xu Ziyi that in the eyes of men, what she was doing now was the same as "acting like a baby" and "making welfare". If you meet someone who just likes this, you may be so happy that you can't help yourself.
"Dayi!"
Seeing that Zhou Li was in trouble, Xu Ziyi suddenly became anxious, "Take him to the dungeon and wait until I interrogate him personally!"
"Move it yourself."
Dayi rolled her eyes at Xu Ziyi, maintained her human form, and said coldly: "What? When you want to have sex with him later, I have to push your ass from behind? I rescued you so that you can practice charm skills." My wife is here to serve you, not for you to be the uncle!"
"Damn it, are you playing so big?"
Zhou Li curled his face and said to Xu Ziyi, whose face was green and red in surprise, "Do you really want to play with a man?"
"if not?"
The fox demon sneered, folded his arms and said sarcastically: "He is naturally charming and seductive. If he were a man, he would be a waste of nature. But now that he is a woman, it is a gift from God."
"well enough."
Zhou Li thought for a while and said seriously: "Actually, it's not too charming. It's mainly about the contrast, you know? It's the kind of contrast where [the arrogant female general tries hard to prove that she is not a tomboy]."
"oh?"
Dayi raised her eyebrows, took out a small white notebook from her waist, and quickly wrote it down. Then she walked up to Zhou Li, completely ignoring Xu Ziyi's flushed face, leaned down, lifted Zhou Li's chin, and asked with interest:
"You know a lot about this?"
"to be honest."
Zhou Li changed into a comfortable position, raised his head, looked up at the mountains, and said righteously:
"I don't understand."
"It's mastery."
Upon hearing Zhou Li's words, the fox demon suddenly became interested. She pulled up the angry Xu Ziyi and asked Zhou Li:
"She has been here with me for three days, but she hasn't learned any charm at all, and she hasn't changed any of her bad habits. She's just like a tomboy. Come on, tell me, how can I make her change? Tell me. , I’m considering letting you go.”
"Dayi, you!"
Xu Ziyi suddenly became furious. Just as she was about to resist, Dai covered her face with a fragrant handkerchief. After a moment, she blushed and tried hard to combine her legs, as if she was fighting against something.
"I think your starting point is wrong."
Zhou Li made no movement of struggle. He just sat cross-legged on the ground, his eyes instantly pinpointing Xu Ziyi. Then he said to the point:
"The masculine flavor in her is the real cuteness!"
"Um?"
The fox demon narrowed his eyes slightly and asked softly: "Why do you say that?"
"You think so."
Zhou Li used a critical and scrutinizing gaze, without any trace of desire, but with the simplest artistic mentality to explain to the fox demon:
"A woman who is heroic and beautiful like a fairy. When she is touched by you, she will subconsciously open your hand so that you can't ask for it, but there will be a shy blush on her cheeks. Outsiders In front of her, she is as bold and carefree as a female general on the battlefield. Behind the warm jade red tent, she carries the shyness and expectation unique to a little daughter."
"You touched her feet deliberately, and a man's instinct made her pretend to be indifferent, but the blush on her face betrayed her heart. You were in the same room with her, and she looked as proud as you. He drinks from the bowl, but secretly checks whether you are drunk, so that she can pretend to be nonchalant and help you go to bed. During the day, you and he call each other brothers and ride wildly, but at night, she lowers her head and urges you to stay warm under the red candle tent. Don’t be coy and go to bed quickly, but in fact, she is the one who has been curling her toes in anticipation.”
In the bushes, Zhuge Qing looked at Zhou Li, who was talking endlessly in the picture, with a dull expression.
"Master Zhou, do you know so much?"
Turning his head and looking at Tang Wan who was picking off a locust tree branch, Zhuge Qing's eyes were full of confusion: "Why is he so skilled?"
"have no idea."
Tang Guan, who shook his head and put the locust leaves directly into his mouth, squatted behind Zhuge Qing and said calmly: "I have asked him before. The only woman of the same age he has been in contact with since childhood was Xiao Quan Shi. He Why can I write pornographic articles that have never been seen on the market and sell them to senior students to make money?"
"What did Mr. Zhou say?"
Zhuge Qing was very curious.
"He said he didn't know either."
Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li who was analyzing [why contrast is the most worthy of development in feudal society] in the Bagua Mirror, and said, "But, based on my speculation."
"He may be another mutated form of the innate monastic body."
"Abbreviated as the Holy Body of Innate Metamorphosis."
Squinting his eyes, he looked Zhou Li up and down carefully. The fox demon Dayi stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Zhou Li's cheek, then stretched out her green-white fingers and pinched Zhou Li's forearm. Then, her expression became strange.
"You know so well..."
After gently tapping Zhou Li's waist, the fox demon showed a strange smile and a bit of amazement, and said:
"Then why are you still a chick?"
"Monster! Look at the sword!"
Zhou Li burst into flames.
Then he was pushed to the ground by Xu Ziyi.
"Anxious."
Tang Wan outside the Bagua Mirror cheerfully raised his hand and said, "Someone is dying in a hurry."
"Aren't we going to save Mr. Zhou?"
Xu Sheng, the only normal person and the only person in a wheelchair, asked worriedly: "Will something happen to Mr. Zhou?"
"Won't."
Shaking his head, Zhuge Qing said calmly: "He has three of my amulets, an imperial demon talisman, a thunder heart mirror, my whisk, a handful of spiritual beans, and a thorn from Longhu Mountain. Qiongjian, and several of his own magic weapons. If my prediction is correct, Mr. Zhou has been showing weakness just to find the location of the dungeon."
"ah?"
Xu Sheng stayed where he was.
No, you still have to mix in these things?
Can't it just be bulldozed? (End of chapter)
