"Brother, you look like you're in your mid-twenties now. You can't say that you've only been looking at the gates and cells all your life. Even if I want to promote you, I'm asking you to expand your business and look at the toilets. Think about it, If you spend your whole life wandering between several gates, wouldn't you be worse off than me? I am indeed here to go to jail, and you will never be in jail for the rest of your life."
In the dark and damp cave, Hou Jue sat on a haystack in a strange posture, with his two knees pressed against his chest like twin peaks, which was extremely unsightly. But instead of being ashamed, he was very satisfied with this sitting posture and continued to chatter to the pale-faced soldiers:
"You said you are miserable too. You will be in jail for the rest of your life and you will have to deal with occupational diseases. Oh, man, will your foreskin grow long? We Qianhuan are always thinking of getting people to get circumcised recently, saying that it is a circumcision in Beiliang. Give me one, if you still can’t do it, go get a cut and be healthy.”
"Can you shut the fuck up?"
Even though the Royal Forest Army had received professional training, they could not change their expressions even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of them, but Hou Jue's mouth was like a cesspit exploding. This thing is much more difficult to stretch than if Mount Tai collapsed. The guard banged the cell door hard and said angrily:
"You are a prisoner. Believe it or not, I will kill you with a knife?! Can you be quiet for a while?"
Hou Jue was silent. Just when the imperial guard thought he had scared Hou Jue and could enjoy the quiet time, he heard the faint words in the cell.
"Hey, I'm in a hurry."
"I **you******"
Slapping the cell door hard, the guard roared angrily: "You are just a loser, you know? You are a loser who was brought in! As a prisoner, can you have some self-respect and stop screaming when you know you are a loser?"
"No, then how can I run away if my teammates are not around when three people attack me in a restaurant? Come on, tell me. Can I run when three people catch me in a restaurant? Why don't I run if my teammates are there? Ah? Can I beat them when my teammates are not around? ? If my teammates aren’t here, why are you calling me? Huh? I was double-teamed by three people, and my teammates didn’t come. I’m going to be your mother’s reward. Come on, talk to me, you stinking Jaguar who doesn’t know what your name is. Jing, come on, the dog is barking.”
"I went deep into the enemy camp alone, scolded your dog master, and even ate his fine chaff. He knelt down with greed and drooled. Alas, just like this, you still have to bark twice and protect the master. .”
After changing his position and looking at the guard who was flushed and trembling with anger, Hou Jue said cheerfully:
"No, just protect me, can you find a good angle? You have to create a scene where your master Xijian is not used to eating swill, and you put us together to scold him, but you found that, alas, scolding this Hou Jue is useless. He has a brain. Then you think about it carefully, oh, I scolded my master, if he really locks me in the toilet, wouldn't it be a dream come true? "
"Why don't you go and give your master some swill now? If he really fulfills your dream and lets you see the toilet, wouldn't everyone be happy?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
At this time, the guard's whole body was red and warm, and the veins on his neck were popping up. He looked very disgusting. He was breathing heavily and staring. He couldn't curse or say anything for a while, and he was specifically told not to kill this person.
But the problem is, you can't even scold someone now, and the other party has no fear, even if they spray, the spray is justified, and the most important thing is that this person's spray still tastes good.
"Oh, it's so urgent."
Hou Jue sighed, which directly ignited the anger in the guard's heart. He picked up the spear and looked at Hou Jue tremblingly. He didn't say anything, just motionless.
Therefore, when Qianhu went down to the dungeon and opened the door, he saw the scene of "the guard was trying to kill his son with a spear."
"How dare you, thief!"
Qianhu stepped forward with three steps and one step at a time, raised his fist as big as a vinegar bowl and smashed it twice. The guard's eyes suddenly darkened, and his face burst out with colors like a dyehouse. He collapsed on the ground and twitched twice.
"Lord Qianhu, what are you..."
Manager Zhang followed in and saw Qian Hu knocking down the guard with two punches, and was shocked.
"This Hou Jue... is my nephew."
Qianhu glanced at Manager Zhang, frowned, and said, "Although we don't agree with each other, I don't want anything to happen to my nephew. Do you understand?"
"understand."
Guan Zhang was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly.
"I am Qianhu!"
Hou Jue in the prison almost jumped up when he saw Qian Hu, and his whole body straightened up. He looked at Qianhu and said in surprise: "Why did you come in too? Were you arrested?"
"What did you say?"
Manager Zhang on the side suddenly became furious and said, "Master Qianhu is our current leader, how dare you, a little thief, speak rudely?"
After finishing speaking, Manager Zhang glanced sympathetically at the unconscious guard on the ground, then he sighed and said to Qianhu:
"Master Qianhu, don't worry, I have already issued an order not to harm this thief."
"I see."
Qianhu waved his hand to indicate that he was aware of the matter. He looked at Hou Jue, sighed, and said:
"It's hard on you, are you hurt?"
"fine."
Hou Jue said cheerfully: "What the old man said is true. Nothing has happened in the past few days except for an ordinary beating on the first day."
"We...were wronged."
At this time, the guard who had been beaten suddenly burst out with a will to survive. He opened his eyes and said weakly: "Two days... In two days, including me, I have changed four guards. This man's mouth It was too broken, and the scolding was too harsh. We couldn’t scold him or fight him. Two of my colleagues even had psychological problems and couldn’t sleep. It’s such an injustice, it’s such an injustice!”
Suddenly, an awkward atmosphere spread in the cell.
"Come out."
With a sigh, Qianhu unlocked the cell door and said with sickening tenderness in his eyes: "I'm here to pick you up."
"Although what you said touched me, it's still as disgusting as ever."
Hou Jue smiled complicatedly, walked to the cell door, and opened the door.
"I heard it all. It doesn't matter. I have already contacted the doctor. We will go and get one cut tomorrow."
The door is closed.
"Get used to it."
Hou Jue squatted in the innermost part of the cell and said with a fake smile: "I'll stay a few more days, it doesn't matter."
"Get out... ah."
Raising his head tremblingly, the guard looked at Hou Jue and shouted hoarsely:
"Get out of here."
"You're here, I'm in jail."
Everyone fell into awkward silence again.
"Come out."
Qianhu looked at Hou Jue helplessly and said, "There will be monsters coming to attack the camp. If you do this, I'm afraid it will be affected."
"fine."
Hou Jue said happily: "I can't die."
"The monster is Zhou Li."
Qianhu came to the cell door and whispered this sentence.
"Where can I get the weapons?"
Hou Jue kicked the door open and said hurriedly: "If it's too late, it's too late."
(End of chapter)
