Although he didn't know what kind of bastard Bateman was, Zhang Suohao could tell that he was definitely not a good person.
Wearing a black tights at night, a mask with a chin exposed, and a weird bat drawn on the chest, there is absolutely no chance of anything going wrong if this thing is put to the capital to be censored first and then reviewed.
But the problem is, this is Beiliang, the magical Beiliang.
The white-haired girl passing by glanced at Zhang Suohao, who was beaten by Bateman, expressionlessly, and then left with a relieved look while carrying the kettle.
"help me···"
Zhang Suohao, who was beaten repeatedly, stretched out his hand and shouted desperately.
A passing farm girl came over with a basket of vegetables, and was shocked by the scene in front of her of "Baitman beating up Laifu". After hearing the girl's exclamation, Bateman immediately raised his head, exposing his sexy chin and butt.
"Oh, this is the tight-fitting outfit that's popular recently."
The peasant girl stretched out her hand with great interest, touched Bateman's tights, and said: "We Qianhu also have one, but it's a little more coquettish than yours. He wears the kuchazi on the outside. No, I’m always embarrassed.”
Now you have the nerve to watch him beat me?
"help me···"
Zhang Suohao stretched out his hand tremblingly and said hoarsely: "He is a bad guy...save me."
"I won't save you."
The peasant girl happily kicked Zhang Suohao and said happily: "In Beiliang, all the people who wear tight clothes and beat people are good people. You are a bad person. Who can save you?"
"come home early."
A low voice sounded, and Bateman punched Zhang Suohao in the face, and said hoarsely to the peasant girl: "Don't let the family worry."
"Then I'll leave first and you fight slowly."
The peasant girl waved her hand at Bateman, then happily left the scene of the crime while carrying the vegetable basket.
At this time, Zhang Suohao was completely desperate. He never imagined that in a city, it would be a custom for perverted men in tight clothes to beat people.
Can you have a normal person in Beiliang? ? ?
And what's up with your Henan accent? !
"about there?"
In the grass not far away, the "farm girl" took off her hat, revealing her beautiful face. Zhu Qianyun looked at Tang Wan and Zhou Li who were sleeping on the grass and asked, "I just saw that this person's expression seemed quite desperate."
"Almost, but still not quite."
Zhou Li squinted his eyes and looked at Zhang Suohao, who was beating up by Bateman with stars in his eyes and crying and crying, and said in a deep voice: "It's still a little short of making him completely crazy."
In fact, from the beginning, the problem of "how to solve" Zhang Suohao was not the main issue. For the Beiliang Tiantuan, which has a luxurious lineup such as the young master of the Tang clan, the royal princess, hundreds of royal guards, the electric baton, and the sword tomb, Zhang Suohao, who has an extremely unequal information gap, is doomed to fail from the beginning. .
But the biggest problem is how to deal with Zhang Suohao.
Kill him?
That's definitely not possible. After all, she is a third-grade governor no matter how you say it, and your sister is also the current queen. If you want to kill someone without knowing it, there will definitely be problems.
Of course, if she was really killed, the problem would not be particularly serious. After all, Zhu Qianyun took the matter on herself and added jealousy to Zhang Suohao's "great achievements", and she would not be affected.
But the problem is that this will cause Zhu Qianyun's escape plan to collapse for everyone. After all, she came to Beiliang to become a "weapon" that the Golden Snake Lady and the King of Han were afraid of. If she was taken back because of this matter, it would be totally worth the loss.
Therefore, Zhou Li and the others thought of another way to deal with Zhang Suohao.
"It's my turn to play next."
Zhou Li twisted his neck, then turned his head and looked at Zhuge Qing, who was squatting in the grass with a straight face, and asked curiously: "Taoist Master, aren't you monks tabooed by such scenes?"
"Monks don't lie."
Zhuge Qing, who had been following Zhou Li and others to watch the entire process, bowed and said seriously:
"It's not taboo, it's really not taboo. Please ask, can you ask Donor Zhou to arrange a role for me? Xiaodao also wants to play... to contribute to Beiliang."
You just play right.
Zhou Li's mouth twitched. Although he understood the other party's desire to participate in the fun in person, he still said helplessly: "Taoist Master, I'm really sorry. There really are no extra characters in this scene."
"It's okay, it's just no chance."
Zhuge Qing arranged his large embroidered robe, his expression was calm and indifferent, as if he didn't care. But if she had a system, a line of words would definitely pop up in her head.
Daoxing-1
"Okay, it's time."
Zhou Li stood up and said softly: "It's my turn."
"Stop fighting, stop fighting."
Since he is a third-grade governor, Zhang Suohao also has the corresponding dragon and tiger energy in his body. But the problem is that unlike Ling Qi, which can strengthen the physical body and nourish the body, Dragon Tiger Qi can only activate military tactics or spells. This leads to the fact that a waste like Zhang Suohao, who neither cultivates his character nor exercises his body, cannot exert much power even if he has the third-grade Dragon and Tiger Qi.
But there is another advantage of dragon and tiger energy, that is, it can extend your life.
Now Zhang Suohao was beaten so hard that he almost lost his mind, but relying on the life-sustaining and healing effect of Dragon Tiger Qi, he managed to hold on for a full ten minutes. In the past ten minutes, no matter how Zhang Suohao begged for mercy, the insane Batman would not spare him and beat him crazily.
In these ten minutes, Zhang Suohao has begun to review his memory, trying to find out why this person suddenly attacked him. He even remembered the time when he broke a vase and blamed it on his cousin when he was three years old, but he just couldn't remember when he had offended this person.
son? Who the hell is your son? I didn’t kidnap anyone’s son!
It's no wonder that Zhang Suohao couldn't think of Hou Jue. After all, he couldn't have guessed that the tight-fitting pervert in front of him was Scorpion Jing Qianhu. Even if he guessed that the other party was Qian Hu, he couldn't guess that the other party attacked him because he kidnapped Hou Jue.
Even if Zhang Suohao knew that Qianhu attacked him because of Hou Jue, he still had to ask a question from the bottom of his heart that hit his soul.
What is the relationship between your hook and Hou Jue?
Hou Jue's parents died early in life, so he and Qian Hu Ba Zhi couldn't get along. The only thing that could make them related by blood was that they had the same appearance at some point. After all, Qianhu is a scorpion spirit, even the species is different.
"Who are you looking for? Tell me, tell me..."
Zhang Suohao was about to cry at this time. The doubts in his heart and the physical pain made him exhausted. He didn't know why he was beaten, nor when the beating would end. It was also the first time that he felt that having a hard life was not a good thing.
"I said that."
The silent Batman punched Zhang Suohao again and said in a deep voice:
"my son!"
What is your fucking son’s name? ! ! !
(End of chapter)
