Zhuge Qing still could not forget that on that clear sunny day, the old Heavenly Master stood on the top of Longhu Mountain, with his back to him, and sighed deeply:
"Your third uncle was deceived again."
"Isn't this normal?"
Lying on the stone, the bored girl shook her cattail leaf fan and said nonchalantly:
"He bought melons with three copper coins and ten copper coins. He bought the corn that is not sweet, sticky and delicious, which is a specialty of Beiliang. The magic weapon that Buddha personally consecrated to Daozong was thrown into the warehouse. The famous Ecstasy The Zongding Scam City was demolished by him, what happened? Is there any room for improvement for Third Master Uncle?"
"have."
Nodding, the old master said sadly: "Your third uncle was tricked by zombies and got hemorrhoids."
The cattail leaf fan stopped midway, and the girl had a strange look on her face. She easily turned over and sat on the stone, and her tone was no longer as lazy as before:
"Elaborate."
"After I explain in detail, I don't care if your third master uncle kicks me."
"Then say it roughly."
"well."
The old Heavenly Master sighed. Although his disciple was obviously very talented, he did not concentrate on practicing Taoism. Instead, he liked to watch others have fun.
But Taoism emphasizes letting nature take its course, so isn't it natural for Zhuge Qing to have fun?
"Your third uncle went to capture the evil cultivator named Gui Daozi the day before yesterday. He obviously wanted to crush the evil cultivator's soul, but he fell into the opponent's plan. His hemorrhoids burst and he bled profusely. In desperation, he had to give up the pursuit."
After listening to the old Tianshi's description, Zhuge Qing nodded, and then she slowly lay down on the stone again, fanned weakly, and a classic expression appeared on her delicate cheeks.
None of my business.
Seeing Zhuge Qing with his arrogance and boredom written all over his face, even the open-minded old master couldn't help but sigh secretly. But he is the master after all, and he can still deal with a young apprentice with ease.
"You are allowed to practice in the human world for three months."
"okay."
In an instant, "it's none of my business" turned into "it's my business". The girl nimbly rolled over from the stone and fell down. With a casual call, the raincoat and bamboo hat were floating beside her. Zhuge Qing turned around, saluted the Heavenly Master, and then jumped up and down the mountain.
"well."
Looking at Zhuge Qing's back, the Heavenly Master sighed inexplicably.
It is said that his eldest disciple is the best at meditation and does not like the secular world, so he can achieve the cultivation level of a seventh-level immortal at a young age. But who knew that the cultivation method of his talented disciple turned out to be "clear thoughts".
Thinking of this, the old master slowly looked at the leisurely Mianyun not far away. His eyes were slightly focused, and the clouds actually moved around on their own. After a moment, a hexagram appeared in the sky.
[Qing, go out of the mountain, meet noble people, your thoughts are clear, and you can also go to the immortal road]
"Are you noble...?"
Looking absentmindedly at the unpredictable clouds and sun in the sky, the old master seemed to be speaking to the sky, whispering: "What kind of talent is it that can make a villain like me become an immortal..."
"Listen to me and put half a bag of lime into this urn. It will definitely be more effective when it explodes."
Zhou Li, who was squatting by the entrance of the cave, took out the lime he carried with him, put it on Tang Wan's hand, and said solemnly: "This thing is very powerful, and it also has magic damage. Just use it and you'll be done."
"A good strategy, but I want to improve it."
Tang Wan nodded, and then said: "What do you think if we replace the lime with realgar powder, donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, and boy urine and mix them together to directly attack this zombie? "
"It's all easy to talk about, I've got it all."
Zhou Li hesitated and said, "But boy's urine, I'm not prepared for this."
The air was filled with silence.
Looking at Tang Wan, whose eyes were drifting towards his lower body and his expression gradually became weird, Zhou Li's expression also began to become ferocious.
Plop.
Tang Wan knelt on the ground, raised the bottle containing the ashes with both hands, lowered his head, and said respectfully: "I was wrong, I hope you can forgive me."
Facing Tang Wan's character insult, Zhou Li, who couldn't argue, grabbed the bottle with a cold face and began to look at it carefully.
This bottle is quite unique. It contains pure and strong black gunpowder, and under the partition in the middle of the bottle is a pile of yellow-brown ashes from Gui Daozi.
As for why it is yellowish brown, you have to ask Katsura Daozi himself.
"put!"
Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Open your third small bag and put it in it for me!"
Hearing this, Tang Wan immediately stood up and took a rest, and began to dig through the small bag he carried with him. After a while, realgar powder, black donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, lime, cartilage powder, spicy chicken gizzards...
Um?
"Sorry, I got the wrong one."
He casually stuffed the spicy chicken gizzards into his mouth, and Tang Wan, who had a red face, stuck out his small tender tongue, panting heavily, and asked in a hazy voice: "No, there are so many things, Si~ ~~~Ha~~~, how do you put it in there?"
"Actually, you got the spicy chicken gizzards right."
Zhou Li looked at the girl who was getting warmer and said kindly: "I made this by soaking garlic and onion roots in water, and then brushing two layers of bell peppers. This zombie doesn't eat onions, ginger, and garlic, so I use this thing to drive away zombies." .”
Suddenly, Tang Wan became very excited.
"As for you saying you can't let go..."
Zhou Li pulled out a black wooden urn directly from behind, with a confident look on his face, "Guess why I carry an urn with me?"
"Si~~I thought~~ha~~you have to collect Zonggui's ashes~~kill a Zonggui."
Even if she eats the wrong thing, she must swallow it resolutely. Tang Wan, who never wastes food, swallows the chicken gizzards hard. Then she bites her lip and blushes. When she speaks, there is a strong smell of onion, ginger and garlic. .
"Okay, I give you permission to play the mute now."
Since there was no chewing gum in this era, facing Tang Wan who was attacking with magic whenever he opened his mouth, Zhou Li pinched his nose and said, "Prepare to stay away, I'm going to detonate it."
Nodding vigorously, Tang Wan picked up the big and small bags and trotted away pitifully like an oppressed bonded worker. Then Zhou Li looked at the wooden box in his hand, took out the plant ash, raised his buttocks and began to decorate it.
"That's Baimapo over there."
On the carriage, Zhu Qianyun gently opened the cloud curtain, pointed to the grassy slope not far away, and said fondly: "Qu Pan played with the white horse and laughed up the green hills. This place has not changed at all."
In fact, it has changed.
Secretly sighing in his heart, Zhuge Qing had already calculated that the Drought Demon Zombie was in the White Horse Slope. But she didn't want to break the other person's good memories. After all, it would be troublesome to explain to the other person after breaking it.
Let's make a quick decision.
With a pinch, Zhuge Qing began to calculate where Gui Daozi's bones were. To deal with this kind of drought monster, if you want to deal with the opponent once and for all, you must use their corpses to attack, so that you can completely crush the opponent's body.
Um?
After doing this calculation, Zhuge Qing found that the corpse he wanted was on the white horse slope.
It seems that someone has already taken the lead...
"Miss Zhu, I have some things to deal with, so I'll leave here."
Suddenly, Zhuge Qing cupped his hands towards Zhu Qianyun, then shook his robe and disappeared into the carriage under the astonished gaze of the other person.
(End of chapter)
