The weather was clear, the sun was shining, and the wind was gentle.
The big mushroom is very enchanting.
"Why did it become like this... I saw my beloved Big Spray Mushroom for the first time. I defeated the zombies. Two happy things overlapped together. And these two joys brought me more happiness. What I got , it should have been a time of happiness like a dream...but why did it become like this..."
Crouching at the door of the garden, a frustrated Dave held an iron bucket on his head and kept talking.
Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other in shock when they saw this scene, not knowing what happened.
"If I knew what happened I wouldn't be looking for you two."
The old scholar on the side was holding a teapot and said to Zhou Li angrily:
"Ever since I killed the old man yesterday, this foreigner has been squatting at the door. He planted a big mushroom and chanted here. I don't know what he said. Please enlighten him quickly. He is squatting here every day and delaying our hard work. The students are already spoiled for choice.”
After scratching his head, Zhou Li sighed, walked up to the unhappy Dave, squatted down, and asked, "Hey, Dave, what's wrong with you?"
"My big mushroom, she, she is not the big mushroom I want."
With a cry in his voice, Dave raised his head. The face under the iron bucket was a little funny, but the expression was very sad. "She looks exactly like the big mushroom on the outside, but it's not the same on the inside. It's not her..."
"Fuck."
Zhou Li immediately took a step back and said in horror: "Did you really test her inner self?!"
"No, no, no, I'm not a pervert."
After a suspicious blush appeared on his face, Dave sighed and said sadly:
"It's the soul. The big mushroom I love should be a gentle, virtuous, and tolerant mushroom. She should have an angel-like heart and a devil-like appearance. Although the big mushroom I grew is also very cute,... ··”
"She doesn't like me calling her Gugu!!!"
"Hopeless."
Standing up, Zhou Li said to the old scholar indifferently: "Throw it in the toilet for fertilizer."
"nonononono"
Dave, who already understood a lot of Chinese, quickly stood up and said with a smile on his face: "Just kidding, just kidding."
joke?
Your grief-stricken look just now is more clown than the ruined capital city.
"Okay, I have to leave too."
Reluctantly taking a look at the confused Big Spray Mushroom beside him, Dave sighed and said softly to Zhou Li:
"I'm going to the three provinces of Jiangnan to look for the big mushroom I saw for the first time. Master Zhou, I'm lucky to work with you this time. You have given me a lot of inspiration. I believe my plants will definitely be more beautiful in the future. powerful."
What inspiration? Apply more farmyard manure?
Zhou Li was not prepared to understand the other person's brain circuit at all. He was afraid that one day he would suddenly control the mushroom. This would be much scarier than marrying Tang Wan.
Patting the other party's shoulder, Zhou Li organized his words and encouraged him: "Come on, I wish you can get your favorite big mushroom as soon as possible."
"Stop making fun of me."
A suspicious blush appeared on the rough face. Dave held the iron bucket, stretched out his hand, and handed a bag to Zhou Li:
"Master Zhou, these are special varieties that I cultivated under your instructions. They are the plants that participated in the battle against zombies before. They prefer the customs of Beiliang and are willing to follow you to slay demons. Please also Take them.”
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then took the bag and kept it in his arms. He did not refuse. After all, these plants may not be too strong alone, but once they are combined, even sixth-level immortal cultivators will suffer.
After seeing Zhou Li accept these seeds, Dave smiled happily. After saying hello to the old scholar, he picked up the package, took the iron bucket, and left Taixue with a handsome back.
"Oh, let's go."
The old scholar took a sip of hot tea and said with emotion: "When I wasn't leaving, I always thought about him getting out of here. Now that he's gone suddenly, it feels quite strange."
"fine."
Tang Guan on the side poked the big mushroom with a flushed face, and then said to the old scholar: "You can learn from Dave, Sun Mushroom, so that you two have something in common."
Ten minutes later, Zhou Li looked at the furnishings of the wooden house and found that all the places where the wine was originally stored had been replaced with durians. After lamenting that the old master also had strict control over his wife, he took out a chair and sat on it, raised his head, and said:
"Do you still talk mean?"
Trapped like a rice dumpling, Tang Wan hung upside down from the beam, bending his body like a big caterpillar, trying to break free. After hearing Zhou Li's ridicule, Tang Wan snorted cutely, said nothing, arched his body and turned his back, not looking at Zhou Li.
"Okay, you two, stop bickering."
The old scholar sat on the Taishi chair, holding a tea cup, and said: "There is still a troublesome matter at the moment."
"Do you really want Japanese mushrooms?"
Tang Guan arched his body and turned half a circle with great effort. Looking at Zhou Li who was hanging side by side on the beam, a bright smile appeared on his face.
"Get out of here."
Zhou Li straightened his body vigorously to make himself look less like a caterpillar.
"Okay, let's get down to business."
The old scholar shook his head, and then said to the two of them: "The fact that you tricked Gui Daozi into killing Gui Daozi is both good and bad."
"Okay, fortunately, he died completely. His three souls and six souls were all buried by the rotten things. Even if the gods come, they can't save him."
Putting down the tea cup, a solemn look appeared on the old scholar's face.
"But the bad thing is that he died so tragically that his resentment condensed into a physical entity. In addition, he practiced evil magic and there was a zombie whose whereabouts are unknown. It is very likely that it will cause a catastrophe. .”
No wonder.
After hearing what the old scholar said, Zhou Li, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, suddenly understood.
He had some doubts before, why after killing Katsura Michiko, the [Chaos into the Fate Line: Will the Beautiful Girl Hanba Dream of the Muscular Pea Shooter] that he started did not end.
It seems that it’s not over yet...
"The resentment will not dissipate, and it will be condensed into the zombies. If time goes on, the drought demon will inevitably be reincarnated."
The old scholar shook the cup and said slowly:
"I observed the stars last night, performed divination, and found that this resentment was directed toward Baima Slope in the northeast. If my guess was correct, then there should be a zombie in Baima Slope, but it lacked a soul and could not move. If this With resentment lingering around Zonggui, he will definitely burn out his efforts and become a drought demon to take revenge on Beiliang."
"You? Stargazing at night? Doing divination?"
Zhou Li and Tang Wan both had expressions of disbelief on their faces.
"No, you didn't listen at all to what I said later, right?"
The old scholar suddenly became furious and said: "I beat Gui Daozi's resentment. He himself said that he would possess the zombie and go to Beiliang. Is that okay?"
"now it's right."
Zhou Li and Tang Wan suddenly had expressions of confusion on their faces.
"Then why don't you just kill his resentment?"
Faced with the doubts of the two men, the old scholar remained silent. After a long while, he sighed deeply and said unspeakably:
"Halfway through the beating, he was vomited by me."
"It's so disgusting, I just can't do it."
