"Fell into a trap?"
In Taixue Mansion, Zhou Li crossed his legs, looked at the old scholar pouring liquor into the teapot, and said:
"Why are you still drinking something white? Is Aunt Liu back to her parents' house?"
"So many questions."
After rolling his eyes at Zhou Li and taking a sip of white wine, the old scholar said slowly: "Wang Tu's soul bead just flashed. If my guess is correct, it should be Gui Daozi who took action."
"I'll go right away."
Guo Lingyun stood up suddenly with a steel knife in hand. Just as he was about to open the door and leave, he was stopped by the old scholar.
"Oh~ don't worry, why are you so anxious, young man? Wang Tu has my seal on his body, he won't be hurt."
The old scholar waved casually, and Guo Lingyun sat back in his seat obediently.
Hou Jue on the side suddenly became happy, and just as he was about to taunt, he heard Qian Hu on the side say gently but firmly:
"My son, you must have a seated posture when you are sitting. When others see you and don't know this, they think your legs have been broken. Sit down quickly."
Suddenly, Hou Jue sat obediently in his position with Sima Lian, motionless.
There is no way, Qianhu's father is really determined to educate his children.
Even if you are not a biological child, you will also educate.
"Then what if this old man really blows up the swamp?"
Although he sat back down, Guo Lingyun was still a little worried: "If he ignites the marsh with the heart of dying together, I'm afraid Beiliang will be turned upside down."
"You don't have to worry about that."
Smiling slightly, the old scholar said confidently:
"There are a total of twenty-three magic circles in the entire biogas pool, which completely covers the biogas pool and its public toilets with a radius of hundreds of miles. These twenty-three magic circles include spiritual energy extinguishing, water covering, powder spraying, and breath-holding. magic and many other spells. The magic circles are connected to each other, and each has its own secondary insurance, which will never be cracked or detected."
"Once a series of flammable and explosive substances such as open flames, spiritual energy, and flint are used within the scope of the biogas pool, the magic circle will operate, and powder fire extinguishing and small-scale soul-losing techniques will be carried out immediately to ensure that the source is cut off. Possibility of explosion.”
Hearing this, Qianhu and the others suddenly fell into silence.
Is this a swamp?
I believe you when you say you want to capture Rome.
"No, this..."
Guo Lingyun opened his mouth in disbelief and asked in confusion: "Why is this swamp so heavily fortified?"
After hearing Guo Lingyun's question, the old scholar's hand holding the cup suddenly froze, and Zhou Li and Tang Wan on the side also had somewhat complicated expressions on their faces.
"Because of some... historical issues."
The old scholar coughed twice and said: "We have learned from past experiences and lessons, summarized current technical misunderstandings, developed new strategies, studied new situations, followed the trend of the times, and provided visual defensive services. We must take the people's demands as the starting point and continuously innovate , keep innovating and never delay.”
"To put it simply, Zhou Li blew up the toilet of an old scholar. He was worried that Zhou Li would turn into a murderer and light up the Beiliang Marsh Pond in the future, so he rushed to build twenty-three connected magic circles overnight and deployed them in the marsh pond."
Looking at the people with broken expressions, Tang Wan nodded and said proudly: "I was there when the toilet was blown up."
No, why are you so proud?
Everyone was silent, and they did not continue to ask, let alone ask the old scholar what impact the explosion in his toilet had.
In addition to the fact that the Jin Yiwei and the former Jin Yiwei are relatively sensible, the most important thing is that the old scholar has begun to study the bow string. They are afraid that the old scholar will study whether pulling the bow and shooting arrows will kill people.
It will die, it will definitely die.
Avoiding the frightening look in the old scholar's eyes, Zhou Li cleared his throat and said, "So, it's time for us to prepare to carry out our respective tasks."
"Go ahead."
The old scholar hung the long bow back on the wall and said calmly: "I was given a death order from above and I am not allowed to take action. Therefore, you have to do your own thing."
"I'm going to play chess with Li Kuan. It will probably take three or four hours. Moreover, when we play chess, we are more focused. We can't hear anything or see anything. Do you...understand?"
A meaningful smile appeared on the old scholar's face, and so did Zhou Li. Looking at the tacit understanding between the old and new foxes, Guo Lingyun on the side shuddered and began to observe a moment of silence for Gui Daozi.
It was already midday, and the scorching sun in the sky made people irritable. Gui Daozi pushed open the door of the swamp and suddenly stopped in his tracks.
It stinks.
He thought that the smell of the swamp might not be too good, but he didn't expect it to be so bad. Gui Daozi took a step back subconsciously, and then the humiliating scenes he encountered appeared in his mind again.
Xiaogui, Xiaogui, think about it, how many things those beasts have done to you are worse than beasts? Are you going to stop here just because of the taste?
He kept encouraging himself in his heart. After a while, Gui Daozi swallowed his saliva and almost vomited. He stamped his feet vigorously, gritted his teeth, and pushed the door open.
The mountains and rivers are like gatherings, and the waves are like angry waves.
Looking at the majestic and disgusting scene in front of him, Gui Daozi couldn't bear it anymore. He took a few steps back, closed the door, found a place where the smell was not so strong, and took a big breath.
At least, see clearly.
Gui Daozi comforted himself. Although he just had a glimpse and did not see the full picture inside, he had already memorized the general structure of the building.
A line of gray vegetation and tinder can detonate this unprotected swamp.
Thinking of the scene of humans and gods sharing excrement, Gui Daozi felt the desire for revenge in his heart. He stepped forward, opened the door tremblingly, mustered up the courage, took out the bag from his waist, lowered his head, and began to arrange the plant ashes.
Plant ash is a kind of "thread" that spiritual masters prefer. This kind of thing can be placed on the surface to burn accurately like a fuse, and is generally used in activities such as detonating explosives.
Since it was a kind of dust, Gui Daozi could only stick his butt out, step back step by step, and sprinkle dust on the ground. But he is a cultivator after all. Gui Daozi can feel the approach of others even without looking back.
What about plants?
At some point, a yellow nut with a resolute expression, a pointed top and a round bottom emerged from the flower bed next to the swamp. He stared intently at Gui Daozi's raised anus and swayed his body, as if waiting for something.
At the same time, in the flowerbed to Katsura Daozi's left, slender, elegant, fair-skinned and beautiful pink mushrooms slowly grew out. She lifted the umbrella cover and looked at Gui Daozi beside her, with a charming smile appearing on her beautiful cheeks.
Guo Lingyun climbed up the arrow tower in Beicheng and overlooked the entire Beiliang from a high position. He couldn't see clearly around the swamp because the distance was too far. Even if he activated the Dragon Tiger Qi, it would be difficult to see Gui Daozi clearly.
But, that's the point.
As an evil cultivator, Gui Daozi is extremely sensitive to "eyes". If Guo Lingyun could see him and look at him intently, Gui Daozi would definitely be alert. But now, Guo Lingyun couldn't see him clearly, so Gui Daozi didn't notice anything.
So the question is, why did Guo Lingyun ascend the arrow tower?
Nocking an arrow, drawing the bow, aiming.
When the tall and strong Gao Nut broke out of the ground with the potato thunder ready to go, and appeared behind Gui Daozi's buttocks, he shot out the arrow.
Um?
Gui Daozi, who was arranging plant ashes, suddenly heard his ears move. He had been hearing the rustling of plants since just now, but he didn't pay attention because he could sense human souls, so any ambush was impossible.
But... this voice.
When he heard the sound of arrows cutting through the air, Gui Daozi stood up. Just as he turned his head, he saw a heavy-looking man holding a potato thunder and looking at himself.
What the hell?
As a person from the Ming Dynasty, it was impossible for Gui Daozi to have played Plants vs. Zombies. Naturally, he did not know what Potato Thunder was, and it was even less likely that he had ever seen Gao Nut.
Therefore, when he saw this tall nut with a strange shape and a strong appearance, Gui Daozi was stunned for a moment. This moment of confusion became the thing he regretted most in his life.
boom! ! ! !
Are the potatoes fried?
This was the last thought that came to Gui Daozi's mind.
With a violent roar, as if the signal to dispatch the team was ignited, the short nut under the tall nut directly punched dozens of times in succession, hitting Gui Daozi's knee hard. The piranha that burst out of the ground on the side leaned back, and with the spitting of "ho~~~te", the sticky and corrosive venom covered Gui Daozi's body.
what's the situation? what's the situation? !
Instinctively, Gui Daozi put his hands together and cast his Taoist magic instantly. Countless sharp earth thorns spread all over his body, allowing him to breathe for a moment. He had just come to his senses and realized that he had been ambushed, and then he saw the blunt arrow shot at the pink mushroom.
"Ah~~~"
With an elegant and charming sound, the M-attributed charm mushroom instantly began to shrink, and then exploded suddenly. In an instant, an indescribable pink mist spread around Gui Daozi.
No, it’s poisonous!
Gui Daozi reacted quickly. The moment the pink mist dispersed, he closed his mouth and nose and held his breath. As an immortal cultivator, Gui Daozi is naturally proficient in the Turtle Breathing Technique, so not breathing for ten minutes is not a problem at all.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a familiar ground thorn.
The thorn smiled heartily and warmly, and the chrysanthemums on his body were in full bloom, as if he was saying hello to the pale-faced Gui Daozi.
In an instant, Gui Daozi completely ignored the dangerous pink poison in the air and directly used Taoism to protect his lower body with soil.
Phew~
A touch of pink breath penetrated into Gui Daozi's nose, but now he was focused on fighting against the thorns that found every opportunity, and didn't care about the poisonous mist at all. In fact, he also had this capital to be proud of.
As an evil cultivator, poison is a must-appreciate aspect. Gui Daozi's poison resistance is not low. It can be said that most poisons circulating in the world have no effect on him.
But what if it’s medicine?
“Stimulate potential, mend nerves.”
Looking at Gui Daozi, whose expression changed from horror to surprise, as if he felt something, Tang Wan said slowly:
"What I gave is not poison, it is a high-grade golden sore medicine. It can restore a person's injuries and activate his potential at the same time."
"Guess what will happen if Gui Daozi, who originally suffered a big explosion in his lower body, suddenly had his body repaired, his potential activated, and encountered the Charm Mushroom?"
The volcano is roaring.
It's over.
Gui Daozi's heart sank. He didn't know why this poison could break through his body-protecting immortal energy and infect himself, who was immune to all poisons. Could it be that Beiliang really has a poisonous genius?
"Tell the truth."
Zhou Li, who was squatting on the roof, looked at Gui Daozi, who had a distorted face and wished he could perform arrogantly on the spot. He asked Tang Wan aside with a solemn expression: "Why are you so skilled in preparing this medicine?"
"It must be due to talent."
Looking at the bright sunshine, Tang Wan said melancholy: "Perhaps I am the only Tang Sect male who has turned into a woman in this world."
No, probably your grandpa too.
Zhou Li didn't say anything because he was afraid Tang Wan wouldn't be able to think about it. Turning his head, he looked at Gui Daozi who was welcoming the final closing ceremony.
At this time, Gui Daozi's face was distorted and he was eloquent, like a child with ADHD. Even though his legs were wrapped in mud, he couldn't stop shaking. Obviously, with the combination of charm mushrooms and Tang Wan's special potential activating medicine, Gui Daozi has gradually entered a better state, so...
The main course arrived.
For some reason, Gui Daozi suddenly turned his head and froze on the spot.
Tender mushroom petals, charming purple skin, beautiful and honest face, generous and plump body, and the perfect mushroom head.
Breathing heavily, Gui Daozi looked at the big mushroom ogling him in front of him, his mind went blank.
Want to rush?
Go ahead, go ahead!
The purest desires deep in his heart kept shouting and shouting, asking the Taoist master to surrender to his desires. His hands were trembling, his steps were slow and powerful, and he began to walk towards the charming big mushroom.
no! ! !
Suddenly, Gui Daozi's eyes widened with anger, his eyes were about to burst, and every cell in his body was telling him, No! ! !
If he really rushes, he will die, and he will die in the most humiliating way in human history. This would be a more humiliating way to die than being killed in a cesspit, and a more terrifying way to die than being stripped to death!
I am Gui Daozi, a cultivator of immortality, and I cannot bear this humiliation! ! !
Since I must die, I also want to die vigorously, not in the mouth of a mushroom or in the conspiracy of a group of beasts!
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Suddenly, Gui Daozi shook his hands vigorously and roared towards the sky.
On the left is the Gatling Bodhisattva peas that are shooting wildly, and on the right is the wall of nuts holding potato mines. Hou Jue, who was holding an electric baton, followed him. Qian Hu, who was full of dragon and tiger energy, stood with a knife, blocking all escape routes.
Can't run?
You can run!
"Does he want to?!"
Zhou Li seemed to have thought of something, and a look of shock appeared on his face. He stood up suddenly and looked at Gui Daozi running wantonly under the sunset in disbelief.
"Could it be..."
As if she had a tacit understanding, Tang Wan also looked at Gui Daozi, who was charging in the barrage of Dao Qi and Buddhist consecrated peas, and a terrible thought emerged in her mind.
"he wants?!"
Hou Jue and Qianhu looked in shock at Gui Daozi, who was charging silently with a determined look on his face. He did not rush towards Hou Jue, nor towards Qianhu, nor towards the direction of the big mushroom that had the only chance to escape.
The direction he is heading...
Wang Tu, who had just woken up, rubbed his aching eyes. He raised his head and saw a satisfied smile on his old face as he passed by him. Gui Daozi's determination was written all over his body.
Um?
Wang Tu was stunned for a moment.
His eyes followed Gui Daozi's strong body, and then drew a perfect arc in mid-air.
Plop.
I'm going! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Wang Tu looked in horror at Gui Daozi, who was drowning in the cesspool, waving his hands outwards, smiling in despair and gradually sinking. His whole spiritual world trembled violently.
what's the situation? what's the situation? What the hell is going on?
The sun sets and the morning light ends. Everything seemed to end with a pop.
Many years later, when Wang Tu stood in front of the swamp he had guarded for decades, he would definitely think of that distant afternoon when the magical Lao Deng resolutely opened his arms and jumped into the curve drawn by the swamp.
