The lockdown is over.
Everyone was confused when they learned the news.
What, is this the end?
In other words, everyone has a doubt.
The city was sealed with a hammer?
In fact, in the Ming Dynasty, population mobility was a rare thing. Except for the children of wealthy families or officials who were interested in traveling, the other people were not busy all day long, and no one had time to go out of the city to travel.
Therefore, the closure of the city in the past few days has had no impact on the lives of most people in Beiliang.
"Fellow, is this city lockdown over?"
At the bustling city gate, a group of common people gathered around a government official, asking questions here and there, which the government official took great trouble to do. After a while, he couldn't bear it anymore and yelled:
"Everyone, stop it, stop it!"
There was no force to expel or rough hands. The government servant brought out by Li Kuan himself patiently dissuaded the people around him:
"I know you are in a hurry. You don't want to go out of the city and just come here to have fun, but I don't know anything. County Magistrate Li has already said that he will explain it to you in person at the street corner of the vegetable market. You can forgive me. Just let me go, okay?"
Faced with the tearful words of the government servants, several aunts sighed and dragged their neighbors out of the city gate. After sending away these idle aunties, the government officer looked at the empty city gate and sighed.
This Beiliang is really a place of outstanding people.
"Brother, little brother."
At this moment, the government official suddenly heard an old voice coming from outside the city gate. He cheered up, raised his head, quickly stood up and walked to the city gate.
Outside the gate, an old man with pale hair and a kind face appeared in front of the government servant. He hunched his body, stuck his head out of the small window next to the city gate, and said hoarsely: "Brother, how long are we going to seal the city here?"
"Hey, uncle, please come in quickly, we won't close the city anymore."
The government official happily opened the city gate, and facing the somewhat surprised uncle, he quickly said: "The order just issued from above will lift the city's lockdown and curfew starting today."
"so good."
The old man was obviously a little surprised. He looked at the yamen servant and was about to speak when he heard the other party talking to himself.
"Five cents, forget it, ten cents."
Ah.
With a sneer in his heart, the old man put his hand into his pocket as usual, preparing to take out ten cents to send this brat away.
However, just when the old man's hand touched the money in his arms, he was shocked to see the government servant opposite happily taking out ten cents and stuffing it into his hand without any explanation.
What the hell?
Looking at the confused old man in front of him, the yamen servant patted his shoulder cheerfully and said, "It's okay, this is an order from our city lord. We will give a little money to foreign enemies who are lonely, young and old when they come into the city, just treat it as a crime. Show your love."
The old man took the ten cents. Although these ten cents could only buy ten steamed buns, he had never received money from the defenders of the city. Suddenly, the old man felt warm in his heart and thought to himself.
Once I make you into a steamed bun with human meat, I won’t eat you raw.
Yes, this kind-faced and philistine-savvy old man is my dear Mr. Gui Daozi. Originally, he just wanted to inquire with the soldiers guarding the city south of the city to see how many connections there were between the methane pools in the city.
Now, I can observe the cesspool in person.
Thinking of this, the humiliation and sorrow of the past few days suddenly ran through my mind. The old man sighed, and just as he was about to take a step, he heard the government servant behind him suddenly calling him.
"Brother."
The old man turned around, looked at the yamen servant who was very happy because he had completed his performance, and said with a smile, "What can I do for you, brother?"
"Ah, just say it."
Waving his hand, the government officer said gently: "Open defecation is not allowed in our city. You must go to the public toilet we built ourselves when going to the toilet. It is mainly for hygiene reasons."
"well!"
Hearing this, the old man suddenly clapped his legs and cheered loudly for some reason, as if he heard "the ingredients are all original", and a satisfied smile appeared on his old face. The yamen servant was stunned for a moment, and his subsequent words became weaker.
"Also, if you want to watch the excitement, you can go to the vegetable market. There seem to be zombies..."
"Fuck, fuck!"
Looking at the old man who suddenly cursed for some reason, the yamen officer turned his head, whistled, looked at the sky, and silently recited [Beiliang City Patrol Code, 12th Edition by Li Kuan] in his heart.
[Six: When you encounter a beggar, a psychopath, or a naked person, please identify the other person’s identity. If you find that the other party is acting like a spiritual master, please stay away immediately and report it to the county government. If you find that the other person is similar to the special person "Zhou Li", stay away immediately, stay away, stay away! 】
In this way, Gui Daozi, disguised as an old man visiting relatives, cursed on the left side of his face, and walked towards the vegetable market happily and longingly on the right side of his face. Following the instructions of the street signs that can be seen everywhere in Beiliang City, the old man quickly arrived at the door of the bustling vegetable market.
What are you doing?
Looking at the crowded market entrance in front of him, Gui Daozi was speechless. He had no idea of the importance of the speech of the magistrate of Beiliang City in the hearts of the people.
There is no better Zhao Benshan sketch from Northeastern people than this.
Fortunately, although Gui Daozi looks old and decrepit, this is just his disguise. Except for his lower body, which is now really decrepit, Gui Daozi is much stronger than ordinary people. After struggling to squeeze into the crowd and finally find a good angle, he raised his head and saw the scene on the makeshift stage.
Me, grass.
Gui Daozi was shocked.
The first one is stiff and headless, sitting on a wooden stake in a contemplative posture, like a famous stone contemplator in history, full of philosophical atmosphere that makes people think. Of course, the premise is that you ignore your own head underneath its butt.
The second zombie, this one is not on display because of caring for the emotions of the victim's family.
The third zombie is interesting.
First of all, we need to make it clear that the third zombie died on the city gate tower, that is, the poor zombie was stabbed "Puff" by the ground, and then "Puff" by Hou Jue.
When he saw the corpse that was propped up by a stick and whose lower body was mosaicd by vines, Gui Daozi shuddered, and a kind of breathing pain appeared in his lower body.
So vicious.
Looking at his two treasures, Gui Daozi did not hesitate at all, preparing to steal the first zombie that had split up tonight, so that he could return to the path of immortality.
In fact, according to common sense, Gui Daozi should take away the second zombie, the one with the big explosion in his lower body. Because this one is relatively complete and easy to repair. The first one needs to be decapitated and reborn, which is very troublesome and consumes materials.
However, when he thought that when he repaired the zombie, he would need to leave his body and bend over the corpse, Gui Daozi resolutely chose to beheaded and reborn.
Isn't it just death? Can it be more terrifying than a big explosion in the lower body?
Thinking of this, Gui Daozi snorted, ignoring Li Kuan who had already begun to "create a civilized city to prevent zombie invasion" on the stage, shook his sleeves and left the door of the market.
Walking on the street, Gui Daozi touched his stomach, and a hunger from his soul urged him to get something to eat quickly. He looked at the food stalls around him, but he didn't have any appetite.
Just when Gui Daozi was secretly depressed, a tall woman in a peach coat and skirt carried a wooden basket and walked to a vegetable stall. She leaned down, pushed her somewhat messy long hair behind her ears, and began to pick out the vegetables from the stall. Green vegetables.
Eat her, eat her, eat her!
From the first moment he saw this woman, Gui Daozi's heart was constantly torn by a thought. He looked at the beautiful woman greedily, with only greed for food in his eyes.
No, you must eat her!
At this time, Gui Daozi felt that he had been fascinated by the beautiful fragrance. He swallowed his saliva and slowly grasped a magic technique. The black energy that controlled people's hearts gradually condensed, lurking towards the woman who was lifting the food basket.
"Sister, buy some meat."
At this time, a handsome young man walked out of the drugstore on the street, followed by a white-haired girl who religiously held a candy stick in her mouth, with a look of satisfaction on her pretty face.
"It's up to you."
The woman drawled her voice in a long tone, raised her beautiful eyes, and smiled beautifully: "You are the chef anyway, and I still rely on your thoughts as a little girl."
After finishing speaking, the woman gently pinched Xia Chan who had not yet landed on the young man's shoulder, and then placed her on a big tree aside. Then, her eyes followed the crowd and landed on the greedy Gui Daozi.
boom! ! ! ! !
Suddenly, Gui Daozi felt as if his brain had been hit hard by thunder, and unspeakable fear spread in his heart. In an instant, his eyes were shrouded in darkness, and countless weird and gorgeous colors pierced his soul like blades.
oh?
Taoyao tilted her head slightly and looked at Gui Daozi, who was covered in cold sweat and motionless, as if frozen in place, with a faint thought in his clear and gentle eyes.
【Ah...it's you...】
[No, I can’t kill you now]
Listening to the bickering between Zhou Li and Tang Wan, Taoyao narrowed her eyes slightly and raised the corners of her red lips.
[If you die now, Xiaoli will not be happy. 】
"Sister, do you want to eat scrambled eggs? Tang Wan wants to eat."
Covering Tang Wan's mouth, Zhou Li looked at Tao Yao and said in a deep voice: "Poached eggs are also fine."
"I can do either."
Tao Yao looked at Zhou Li, with a gentle smile in her eyes. She stretched out her delicate and white hands like jade, rubbed Zhou Li's head, and said with a smile: "As long as you are happy."
"Then I'm so happy."
With a ferocious smile, Zhou Li bought two kilograms of eggs and planned to give Tang Wan a big boiled egg set meal. Taoyao gently put down her hand, and at the same time, an imperceptible glimmer of light spread from her palm and fell on the motionless Gui Daozi's mind.
【Xiaoli is unhappy...】
Leaning gently against Zhou Li, Tao Yao looked longingly at the cute white rabbit in the cage beside her. Zhou Li understood immediately, walked forward, bought the rabbit, and asked Taoyao: "Braised in red or spicy?"
"Spicy."
Tao Yao squatted in front of the rabbit with a smile, looked at the frightened little white rabbit, and said softly: "Little Guanshu people must like spicy food."
"fine."
Tang Wan on the side nodded and said seriously: "I don't have any food taboos, I can eat them raw."
Tao Yao laughed dumbly. Finally, she glanced at Gui Daozi, who was sweating in cold sweat and full of fear in the crowd, and smiled lightly.
【I won’t tolerate it, neither will heaven and earth】
Slowly, Gui Daozi came back to his senses. He stared blankly at the bustling crowd around him, feeling as if he had experienced something, but he couldn't remember it anyway. After a while, he patted the dust on his body and subconsciously walked towards the public toilet.
Did I... forget something?
Forget it, never mind it.
Looking at the toilet getting closer and closer, Gui Daozi once again had a look of anticipation on his face, as if he was not going to the toilet, but to eat.
Disgusting.
