"Wai Bi Wai Bi, Wai Bi Babu."
In the high-quality fields specially approved by Taixue, Mr. Dave, a Saxon man, was humming an unknown tune, carrying a kettle, and wandering through the fields.
He came to the big-mouth flower, stretched out his hand, opened the bloody mouth of the shy-looking big-mouth flower, stuck his head in, and looked at the solution accumulated in the other person's throat. Then Dave pulled his head out and slapped Dazui directly.
Looking at the big-mouthed flower with grievances written all over his face and covering his face with leaves, Dave sighed and said:
"Ahua, Master Zhou has said that you can't go on like this."
"If you don't exercise, you won't be fat, you will be obese!"
After hearing Dave's stern words, the big-mouthed flower blinked aggrievedly, and then began to vigorously wave its leaves for post-meal exercise.
"Ahua, try harder and harder."
Dave stretched out his hand, gently touched the big-mouthed flower's head, and said softly:
"Whenever you develop your sphincter muscles and can squirt out the solution, you will win. In this way, no plant will dare to say that you are just a piece of waste that only eats and doesn't spit out. I believe you can do it."
After hearing Dave's encouragement, the big-mouthed flower suddenly became excited and began to wave its leaves continuously, and the roots began to try to wriggle. Dave nodded in relief and walked over to the next plant.
Dave was silent as he watched the short nut grow a pair of fists at some point and began to beat the tall nut repeatedly, trying to make the opponent grow fists.
I don’t know how Zhou Li did it. Ever since Zhou Li pushed Dwarf Nut away in a wheelchair last time, after he came back, this usually gentle and elegant Dwarf Nut had a pair of iron-walled copper fists and beat himself up all day long. Big brother enjoys high nuts.
After thinking about it, he felt that it would be a good thing if beating the tall nut could make the opponent grow fists. Dave ignored this curious scene and walked towards the next plant.
He tried pouring hot water into his body and gradually evolved the fiery magma pepper. He has a soul-gathering talisman carved into his body and is ready to explode his own sunflower at any time. Dark talismans hang from the tentacles, like vines wielded by ancient gods. There is also a flying thorn that holds a chrysanthemum and is precisely guided.
Looking at the scene of demons dancing wildly in his garden, Dave smiled happily. He knew that Master Zhou was indeed no ordinary person. With a little tweak that day, his spiritual plants seemed to have opened the door to a new world, undergoing colorful changes.
"Coffee Bean, stop messing with garlic. You are there to wake up the mushrooms, not to send them away."
After insulting the coffee beans lying on Garlic, Dave heard the sound of the door opening, turned around, and saw Zhou Li entering the vegetable garden with Tang Wan.
"Oh, dear Master Zhou, welcome to my plant paradise."
Walking forward, Dave was just about to give Zhou Li a big hug, but then he retracted his hand angrily under the gaze of the other party, "If you dare to hug him, you will die." and tugged at the garlic-smelling clothes.
"Dave, I have good news for you."
Pulling Tang Wan over and blocking her between himself and Dave, Zhou Li said with a smile: "We are about to have a decisive battle with zombies."
"oh?"
Dave swayed from side to side, which seemed to be a subconscious action when he was happy, "Is a big wave of zombies about to invade?"
"No."
Zhou Li shook his head, "Just one."
"ah."
Dave was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Yes, Ming Zombie pays attention to quality, but we pay attention to quantity. In that case, where should we fight? Is it the back garden, the swimming pool, or the roof?"
"neither."
Speaking of this, an awkward and weird smile appeared on Zhou Li's face. He looked at Dave and said two words.
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
After hearing the indescribable place mentioned by Zhou Li, Dave immediately slapped his face with both hands, twisted his whole body, and shouted like a world-famous painting.
"Don't worry."
Tang Wan was sitting cross-legged on a tall nut, holding his cheeks, and said boredly: "Not today."
"No, no, it's not a matter of time my friends."
Dave's head shook with residual images. The stained white shirt on his body turned yellow under the sunlight. He looked at Zhou Li and said with a bitter look on his face: "My plants... I'm afraid they can't To survive in that environment.”
"rest assured."
Zhou Li smiled when he heard this and said with relief: "I'm not asking you to plant plants inside, just plant them outside."
"But···"
When Dave heard this, hesitation appeared on his face. After a moment, he gritted his teeth and said hesitantly: "Can I ask about the choices of my plants?"
After hearing Dave's words, a mysterious smile appeared on Zhou Li's face. He nodded and said calmly: "Of course."
Now, Dave breathed a sigh of relief. He walked up to his big-mouthed flower and asked in a low voice. Then, a look of shock appeared on Dave's face.
He didn't believe in evil and asked about the next plant. After hearing Dave's words, Hot Chili Pepper suddenly became excited and nodded the chili pepper head repeatedly, which made Dave even more unbelievable.
Looking at the back of Dave who was constantly walking back and forth in the yard, Tang Wan, who was sitting on the nut wall beside him, couldn't help but be curious and asked Zhou Li beside him:
"how did you do it?"
"Um?"
Looking at the innocent-looking Zhou Li, Tang Guan's mouth twitched and he said helplessly: "Don't pretend to be stupid. We came together last night to study together. I just didn't come in. It's not like I didn't know you had come in."
"Ha ha."
Zhou Li looked at Dave, who was kneeling in front of the garlic in disbelief, unable to understand why these plants were so crazy, and a meaningful smile appeared on his face.
"Actually, I just did one thing."
“Last night I gave the plants a round of farmyard manure.”
"They went right up."
Tang Wan was shocked.
She looked at Zhou Li and didn't know what to say for a moment. Afterwards, Tang Wan raised his hands to Zhou Li and said with a serious face: "What a flexible method."
"Excellent."
Zhou Li returned the gift.
"Master Zhou Zhouzhou, this..."
When he walked up to Zhou Li, the brown-haired foreigner had a look of disbelief on his face, but after he had said his words, he was not prepared to go back on his words. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I will listen to you and I will arrange the arrangements tonight."
"It's too late tonight, now."
Zhou Li looked at the rising sun outside the window and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. Tang Wan on the side shuddered when she saw Zhou Li's smile. She knew that whenever Zhou Li smiled like this, someone would always be in trouble.
But she didn't expect that a person could always be unlucky.
