"So can you change your habit of picking up trash and eating it?"
On the street, Zhou Li looked at Tang Wan, who was rubbing his belly and chirping bitterly with his exquisite facial features, and said with a headache: "How dare you eat the eggs from the zombies."
"I didn't know it was from a zombie."
Tang Wan bared his teeth and said without tears, "I just wanted to roast that undercooked beef. Who knew the eggs rolling on the ground were Corpse Qi Dan?"
Just last night, Tang Wan lit a fire on the city gate tower and wanted to roast the half-eaten half-cooked beef until it was fully cooked. However, Zhou Li didn't watch. In addition, he thought that normal people would not be on the battlefield with zombies. Picking up something to eat, an "egg" rolled out of the unattended zombie's arms.
Fortunately, the egg rolled in front of Tang Wan. At that time, Tang Wan was squatting in front of a small fire, holding the roast beef stuck on a wooden branch in his hand, and stared at the egg for three minutes.
Then, the beef is roasted.
After finishing the beef, Tang Wan directly picked up the eggs and threw them into the fire. He squatted with his knees in his hands and waited for three minutes, then pried them open and ate them directly.
The good news is, the egg is not poisonous.
The bad news is, the eggs are filled with zombie poison.
Soon, Tang Wan performed a half-dead spinning kneeling vomiting pose for Zhou Li and others. Fortunately, Zhou Li reacted quickly and punched the corpse Qi Pill that had not been fully digested. come out.
"Your life is really big."
Thinking of the wonderful scene last night where the old scholar ran up to the city gate and laughed at Tang Wan in the middle of the night, Zhou Li couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. He didn't understand why his friend's intelligence had dropped so much after his sexual transformation.
"That's natural."
Tang Wan raised his delicate chin with a little pride, "I am a genius who has been tried by the whole family for a year and has not had any problems. A small poison like Corpse Qi can only cause the internal organs to fester, which is not worth mentioning."
"Uh-huh."
Glancing at Tang Wan's hair, Zhou Li frowned.
It's not blue...
Although he didn't know what Zhou Li was thinking, Tang Wan still felt the inexplicable malice. She shuddered, looked at Zhou Li, and asked suspiciously, "Are you thinking of something impolite?"
"Do you need me to say something?"
"Silence is gold."
In this way, Tang Wan, with a face full of embarrassment, was pulled by Zhou Li to the gate of Taixue.
"Please this time."
Tang Wan shuddered as he remembered the miserable appearance of being blown into small pieces of coal the last time, and then made a respectful gesture of invitation.
Zhou Li laughed dumbly, shook his head, sighed and said, "You have forgotten all those things about Taixue."
"Oh, there's nothing we can do about it."
Tang Wan spread his hands and said as usual: "I took drugs."
Zhou Li thought for a while.
It really is.
"Fine."
Zhou Li stepped forward, squatted down, and found the flint behind the door with his hands. He did not take off the flint immediately, but instead used a trace of spiritual energy to wrap the flint, and then gently took it off.
Toot~
A clear voice sounded, Zhou Li stood up, threw the flint into Tang Wan's hand, and said, "Okay, there are no more runes."
"good."
Tang Wan's trust in Zhou Li was obvious to all. After hearing Zhou Li's words, Tang Wan directly rolled up his sleeves, revealing his smooth forearms, and then made a sliding shovel...
Slided into the pit.
Raising his head, Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li resentfully, his voice full of sadness, "You lied to me again."
"I didn't lie to you."
Zhou Li casually closed the unlocked door and shrugged, "It can only be said that Taixue's group has evolved adaptively."
"Damn old pedant."
After climbing out of the pit, Tang Wan clenched his hands and whispered angrily: "Look at him for a while. I have to..."
"Let me give you one."
In the warm wooden house, Tang Wan looked at the letter engraved with the Tang Sect's seal in the old scholar's hand with a pale face. His two muscles trembled, and he almost wanted to kneel down.
"No, I can't bear it."
Waving his hand, the old scholar filled the tea cup with rice wine, took a sip, and said calmly: "Your father sent me a message and asked me to tell you that you don't have to worry about things at home."
Hearing this, Tang Wan immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"He said you were dead."
Bang.
Tang Wan knelt directly on the soft mat that Zhou Li had kicked for her and said with tears in her eyes: "Teacher, save me!"
"Why are you so spineless now?"
Frowning, the old scholar scolded:
"What does this look like? A majestic eight-foot-tall man...a five-foot-tall Jiao'e, how can you kneel down? How decent is it? They say that men have gold at their knees, but daughters don't? Are you being sexist? Or are you already Abandoned your dignity as a scholar of the Ming Dynasty?"
"Then I will show Mrs. Liu the rice wine in your tea cup now. What should you do?"
Zhou Li on the side said something salty. Suddenly, the face of the famous old scholar who strictly controlled his wife was blinded by the color of pig liver. After a moment, he sneered and said:
"My wife and I look up to each other and grow old together, how can we have a dispute over this trivial matter?"
"Tang Wan, Liang!"
Following Zhou Li's shout, Tang Wan knelt on the ground and presented a photo carved from the statue stone with both hands. The old scholar dropped his eyes on the photo with disdain, and then his expression was startled.
In that photo, a strong old scholar with an admirable spirit of exploration put his head into the mouth of a shy pea shooter, with his legs dangling outside. The scene was unsightly.
After a brief silence, the old scholar suddenly slammed the table and said in a loud voice: "Good job on your knees! You are a big girl when you can bend and stretch. I appreciate you, kid. Don't be afraid of your father's affairs. He can't control us in Beiliang for the time being."
Immediately, Tang Wan wiped her face for the rest of her life. She looked at Zhou Li and cast a grateful look.
"Okay, let's get down to business."
After clearing his throat, the old scholar took the photo, tore it into powder, and drank it all with old rice wine. After making an unsightly wine burp, the old scholar looked at Zhou Li and said, "I came to you two this time to discuss the matter of catching a turtle in a urn."
"What, do you have an idea?"
As the initiator of the plan, Zhou Li was very interested in this matter. He sat next to the old scholar and asked: "Is there any movement among the zombies?"
"Um."
Nodding, the old scholar said: "I have activated the Zombie No. 1 and thrown it into the garbage. If my prediction is correct, Gui Daozi should have noticed the aura of Zombie No. 1 now. And planned to sneak into Beiliang and steal this zombie."
"Um···"
Zhou Li nodded, and after a brief thought, he asked: "How about the defense in the city?"
"According to what you said, all places where rats can hide are guarded."
Having said this, the old scholar couldn't help but curiously asked: "Are you so sure that Gui Daozi can be fooled? What if he escapes from Beiliang?"
Hearing this, Zhou Li shook his head and said decisively: "No, he will never give up."
"Why?"
The old scholar was still a little puzzled, "My head was pulled off by me, I was pissed to death by Qianhu, my lower body was pierced by vines, and I was hit by a long stick. After dying three times in a row, how could this Gui Daozi dare to come to us?" What about causing trouble?"
"You do not understand."
Zhou Li shook his head. He looked through the window at the wilderness of Beiliang, and said meaningfully: "It is precisely because he has suffered so much in Beiliang. Once I reveal something that is enough to destroy Beiliang, It’s impossible for him to let go of any flaws.”
"It's just like back then. I wrapped gold juice in oil paper, threw it at the door of the dormitory next door, and lit the oil paper on fire. Guess what was their first reaction after opening the door?"
After hearing Zhou Li's words, Tang Wan on the side first had beautiful memories flooding into her mind, and then a terrible idea appeared in her little mind.
"Zhou Li, you don't mean to..."
Looking at Zhou Li in horror, Tang Wan shuddered immediately after seeing those death gazes that were like the blood-wrathed Lord of Hell.
Afterwards, he silently lit the candle for Gui Daozi, who was about to suffer the most tragic thing in his life.
Life is worse than death, nothing better than this...
