"A polymorphic stone recording magical sexual fetishes."
Without the slightest hesitation or the slightest hesitation, Zhou Li opened the door again and took out the image-concentrating stone. He quickly squatted by the door frame to compete, and took a picture with the stiff old scholar and the shy pea shooter behind him. Take a photo.
Turning around, Zhou Li gave a thumbs up and said proudly:
"Panoramic images, detailed capture, no anti-aliasing and anti-exposure, clear colors and extremely high resolution, can vividly record magical sexual fetishes. Whether you control sexy cockroaches or like tsundere pea shooters, it can be perfectly recorded .”
"Although I am old."
The arrow wind stung Zhou Li's cheek, and the old scholar's eyes were filled with dragon-tiger aura, as if he had woken up a tiger and was full of oppression. He looked at the statue stone that was shattered by an arrow, panted heavily, and growled with lingering fear:
"The arrow is sharp!"
"Don't be so righteous as to smash the stone that records your sexual fetishes."
Zhou Li looked at the old scholar who had never looked so majestic before and complained expressionlessly. Then he turned his head and nodded calmly to Tang Wan, who seemed to be putting something away.
After snorting coldly, the old scholar hung the longbow on the wall beside him with a righteous look. He cleared his throat, sat on the chair, and asked calmly: "What are you here for?"
"To gather evidence of your unique sexual fetish for Peashooters."
Zhou Li pulled out a chair and sat beside Tang Wan, saying helplessly: "You let me witness your new research on zombies. You can't get Alzheimer's just because you awaken to a new hobby. The gain outweighs the loss."
"You brat, can you respect the old man?"
Glancing at Zhou Li angrily, the old scholar put down his teacup and said to him, "Yes, I remembered it. I really want to tell you something."
"The person who controlled the zombie that attacked Hou Jue that day was an immortal cultivator."
"Immortal cultivator?"
When hearing this familiar yet unfamiliar name, not only Tang Wan, but also Zhou Li was stunned.
Azhen, are you serious?
He had previously seen from the fate line that the instigator was a "Taoist", but Zhou Li initially thought that the Taoist was a spiritual master who happened to have the habit of being religious.
But now, the identity of this person has been confirmed by the old scholar himself.
"Ordinary zombies only suck bone marrow essence and blood to replenish the missing essence. They don't eat human flesh and blood because human flesh and blood doesn't have much essence, and zombies often have stomach diseases and will easily suffer from diarrhea after eating. , so they never eat flesh.”
"But the zombies that attacked Hou Jue and the zombies that suddenly appeared have an incomprehensible obsession with ordinary flesh and blood."
Lifting the head of Zombie No. 2, the old scholar placed a piece of raw chicken. Immediately, Zombie No. 2, who had closed his eyes, suddenly opened his bloody eyes and frantically tried to bite the piece of raw chicken.
"So, according to my research, this zombie's instinct to eat flesh should be the habit of the person behind the scenes who controls it."
Spreading a layer of honey on the raw chicken, the zombie suddenly became even more crazy, and even its severed throat began to work hard, as if it wanted to take a bite.
The old scholar took out a pinch of minced garlic from the teacup on the side and sprinkled it on the raw chicken under the zombie's pleading eyes. In an instant, the zombie closed its eyes, tilted its head, and could no longer die.
Looking at the extremely humane zombie heads, Tang Wan and Zhou Li were both greatly shocked. After all, this zombie was only a head, and it could vividly express the inner strength of people who don't eat garlic, which surprised the two of them.
"According to my calculations, in addition to corpse energy and resentment, this zombie also has some semi-turbid fairy energy. I consulted an old friend, and he told me that people who can control zombies without eating onions, ginger, and garlic can be found in the north. There is only one person active.”
"Gui Daozi."
"Gui Daozi?"
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment. He felt that the name sounded a little strange, and then he asked hesitantly:
"Are you sure it's Gui?"
"right."
Nodding, the old scholar said seriously:
"This man is uneducated and illiterate. He originally wanted to give himself a Taoist name of Gui Daozi, but it turned out that he had an accent. The scholar from the Dengxianchu who memorized his name wrote the wrong name. He didn't notice it, so he called him Gui Daozi. .”
Primary education in Ming Dynasty needs to be improved.
After Zhou Li complained secretly in his heart, he seemed to have thought of something and asked, "So, is this Gui Daozi a serious immortal cultivator?"
"That's right."
Nodding, the old scholar gently stroked his long beard and said with emotion:
"This man was once the deputy sect leader of a small sect in Nanjun Mountain. He studied Taoism and magical powers. He was said to have the ability to observe fortune. Later, he became desperate due to the difficulty of the immortal way, stole the secrets of the sect, and massacred the sect. Seventy-five people in the family refined six bronze zombies and hid them in Nanjun."
"At that time, the old master who was Zhengyi learned about this and sent his disciples to hunt down the villain. After half a month of hunting, all six zombies of Gui Daozi were sent to reincarnation, and he himself also deeply He was severely injured and was on the verge of death.”
"It's a pity that just when the immortal was about to kill Gui Daozi, Gui Daozi used the sect's secret treasure and disappeared into Nanjun."
"At that time, the old Heavenly Master calculated that this person's life was over, so he recalled his disciples. Unexpectedly, this person came to the northern border, refined zombies, and wanted to return to the path of immortality. Now the great disciple of Zhengyi has come out of the mountain again Yes, we can reach Beiliang within three days."
Putting down the tea cup and looking at the two people who were fascinated by the story, the old scholar sighed and said, "However, I suspect that Gui Daozi will make big moves within three days."
"No doubt about it."
Zhou Li nodded, breathed a sigh of relief, and replied: "Already."
After finishing, Zhou Li directly told the old scholar what happened in the city gate tower last night. Including the government servant who turned into a zombie, and the way Qianhu dealt with it.
"really···"
After hearing this, the old scholar said clearly: "This Gui Daozi is very ambitious. It seems that he regards the entire Beiliang as his prey."
"if not."
Zhou Li stretched his waist, glanced at the long bow hanging on the wall, and said with a half-smile:
"The only Iron Order city without a general garrisoned there. It has a large population, a prosperous city, and enough energy. This is no different from leaving the door unlocked if one has a lot of wealth."
The old fox and the little fox met their eyes and smiled meaningfully together. Tang Wan on the side suddenly shuddered. She couldn't see clearly who the villain was for a moment.
"If my guess is correct, Gui Daozi should be taking action at the North City Gate tonight."
Gently turning the tea cup in his hand, the old scholar looked at the city defense map spread out on the table and said calmly: "The North City Gate is built near the foot of the mountain. The city wall is low and easy to climb over."
Looking at the setting sun outside the window, the old scholar gently clicked on the North City Gate, "Now, this Gui Daozi should have already started to take action."
"Don't worry."
Zhou Li sat down on the chair relaxedly, looking at the sunset outside the window, and said with a faint smile:
"Now, there should be a surprise on the North City Gate, waiting for this Taoist Master."
Late at night, Gui Daozi opened his eyes suddenly after healing the trauma in his heart, and the chaotic turbidity lingered in his dark brown eyes. With a cold snort, Gui Daozi slowly stood up, twisted his neck, and lowered his head.
Looking at the low city wall at the foot of the mountain and the lazy soldiers, Gui Daozi's face became fierce. He twisted his neck again, took off his head, emptied the dust from his brain, and then put it back.
This time, I will make sure your bones are gone.
Thinking of the humiliation and pain last night, Gui Daozi subconsciously crossed his legs. Then he cheered up, activated the runes on his body, and bent his knees...
Straighten up!
With a beautiful leap, Gui Daozi's dark shadow appeared in mid-air. Like a god, Gui Daozi looked down at the soldiers and servants at his feet who didn't know the disaster was coming, with a cruel smile on his face.
Die!
Phew.
Watching the long skewer pass through the tender meat, Zhou Li lit the fire while taking the meat skewers handed to him by Tang Wan and putting them on the shelf to brush the ingredients.
"Guo Lingyun is working hard to defend the city, so we are just here eating barbecue. Isn't it bad?"
The old scholar held the tea cup in his left hand, drank the rice wine in one gulp, smashed it in his mouth, and said with some emotion: "But don't say it, Zhou Li, your craftsmanship has not deteriorated at all."
"I'll bring him a few strings as soon as possible, and use them as condolences."
Zhou Li waved his hand, then sprinkled the strange chicken skewers with seasonings, and asked curiously: "By the way, what kind of meat is this of yours?"
The old scholar glanced at it, and then said boredly: "Ah, eggs."
"ah?"
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Are you kidding me again? Have I ever seen an egg?"
"egg."
Repeating it again, the old scholar said seriously: "Cock's egg."
"oh."
Zhou Li nodded, suddenly realized, and said in shock: "What a cock egg!"
"If you don't eat, I will."
Under the gentle moonlight, Guo Lingyun shuddered subconsciously when he looked at Gui Daozi who was kneeling on the ground, blood gushing out from his fingers.
