"Why can't you understand my love?"
Dave stared at those clear stupid eyes and asked with confusion:
"Beauty is diverse and inclusive. Why can't you accept the beauty of Big Spray Mushroom? Her delicate and gentle moist eyes, her charming dark purple complexion, her soft and delicate skin, and her right nozzle, so arrogant The expression on my face, isn’t this enough to capture your love?”
"Capture the bull demon reward."
Facing Zhou Li's emotional English, Dave was stunned. He didn't understand why Zhou Li said "reward for capturing the bull demon" with a broken face.
There is no way, English cannot express the connotation of the sentence "capture a cow as a reward".
But this was indeed Zhou Li's inner thought.
"Zhou Li, what did this red-haired foreigner say?"
The people on the side couldn't understand the exchange between Zhou Li and Dave, nor did they understand why Zhou Li had such a big reaction after Dave finished speaking sincerely.
After hearing the old scholar's question, Zhou Li took a deep breath, and then with a bright smile, he said to the old scholar and others:
"This foreigner wants to eat Japanese mushrooms."
"Um?"
Guo Lingyun was stunned, and then colorful panic suddenly appeared on his face. Just now, his heart had been deceiving him that Big Penguin was a human name, but now, Zhou Li ruthlessly revealed the truth.
Is the Big Spraying Mushroom his species?
Still a plant!
"This is unreasonable."
The old scholar's mouth twitched and he said to Zhou Li: "It's also unethical."
"Is it illegal?"
Zhou Li asked expressionlessly.
The old scholar was silent.
It's not illegal, the foreigner can live as many days as he wants without even having to ask for Big Penguin's consent.
"Zhou, I think we should talk about something important."
Dave, who seemed to notice the embarrassment in the air and knew that the world might not quite understand his sexual quirks, sighed and skillfully changed the subject.
"For example, why I came to Beiliang."
"You want to blow mushrooms every day?"
Facing Zhou Li's straightforward words, Dave was stunned for a moment, and then a trace of inappropriate shyness appeared on his face. He rolled his eyes at Zhou Li and said angrily:
"Zhou, you can't vulgarize my love. I...I don't want to do that."
Don't hesitate!
"Okay, let's get serious."
Dave cleared his throat, and a solemn look appeared on his face. He looked at Zhou Li and said in a deep voice:
"Zhou, there are traces of zombies around this city."
how? Do you want me to look surprised?
After forcing out a stiff smile, Zhou Li said enthusiastically: "Wow, what a surprise, no, it's too scary."
Later, Zhou Li asked sincerely: "So how did you find out?"
"Of course it's my plant friends."
With an authentic Zhengmi Ziqi accent, Dave proudly said:
"As an exorcist who studies spiritual plants, I have been studying spiritual plants all my life and exploring the potential of plants to fight against evil zombies. Therefore, in order to prepare in advance and look for traces of zombies, I specially researched ···”
"Zombie Compass!"
How does this have anything to do with your study of plants?
Ignoring everyone's speechless expressions, Dave proudly said after taking out a copper plate engraved with twelve complicated patterns:
"The zombie compass can sense the breath of the undead within a radius of five hundred miles, so I sensed the existence of zombies as early as three days ago. In order to save this city from being destroyed by zombies, I came here and sent my plant friends in advance. They are deployed here to fight zombies."
I see.
After listening to Zhou Li's translation, everyone understood everything.
This brown-haired foreigner actually had good intentions. Three days ago, he planted strange plants in the city. In fact, it was because he sensed the breath of zombies, and he planned all this in order to resist the incoming zombies.
However, because there was no one in Beiliang who could communicate with him at that time, he did not know what the other party meant by "Zirty Bi", and the foreigner's painting skills were as abstract as his big mushrooms, so the old scholar had no idea. After finding out the purpose of the other party's visit, in order to prevent the plant from spreading outside the city, he had no choice but to seal the city.
"No wonder..."
The old scholar nodded, then he looked at Zhou Li and said to him: "Thank this foreign friend for me. Also, I want to see the power of his spiritual plants to prepare for the future battle with zombies." Prepare."
"He said thank you, and at the same time he wanted to throw a plant party and hoped you would allow him to participate."
(He said thank you, and he wants to hold a plant silver party, and hopes you will allow him to attend.)
With Zhou Li's accurate expression, he perfectly conveyed the meaning of the old scholar's words and was honest and elegant.
Hearing this, Dave nodded and replied with a smile:
"Sure."
Dave turned his head, looked at Hou Jue on the side, and asked gently: "Zhou, please help me ask this young man if he has been in contact with zombies?"
Dave's gaze was gentle, like an old British gentleman, with only admiration in his eyes. However, the moment Hou Jue was looked at by him, the words Big Penetrating Mushroom suddenly appeared in his mind.
For some reason, the terrifying image of the monster monk zombie turning its head and spitting out flesh and blood residue suddenly appeared in his mind. Instantly, an unspeakable fear filled his heart.
"Um?"
In that dilapidated temple, the Taoist priest who had been closing his eyes to rest suddenly opened his eyes, and strange sharp lines appeared in his scarlet eyes. He seemed to sense something, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said to himself:
"It seems that the first seeds of fear have sprouted."
"Then let me see how fear will harvest these cowardly people in this insignificant and run-down town..."
Shaking the dust in his hand, a twisted human head jumped out of his arms. The strange Taoist priest stared at the twisted head with his eyes, his lips parted, and a seed spit out from his mouth and penetrated into the head.
Phew~
[Fear gnaws away, rigidity emerges]
As the low voice sounded harshly, the human head gradually festered, while a beautiful and elegant osmanthus flower slowly stretched out.
Um?
Hou Jue suddenly felt empty in his heart, his original fear was swept away, and an inexplicable feeling of powerlessness suddenly spread over him. At this moment, he saw a look of astonishment on the face of Guo Lingyun on the side.
"Zombies!"
Right behind Hou Jue, a strange zombie covered in iron and blue appeared behind him at some point. The terrifying and ferocious face, the protruding fangs, the long and sharp nails, and the lingering resentment, chilling to the bone.
“Hoo~~~”
The zombie's claws glowed like black iron, and with a hoarse roar, the zombie raised its head greedily and looked at Tang Wan, who was performing a circle of rice dumplings under the beams. He bent his knees and jumped up suddenly.
"Everyone, don't worry!"
Dave roared excitedly, then spilled a handful of seeds and said loudly:
"Look at my plant friends!"
"This foreigner said he was going to beat ten of them!"
Zhou Li translated truthfully.
