The fifteenth of the thirty-six strategies is to divert the tiger away from the mountain.
Wait for the sky to trap it, use people to lure it, and go back and forth.
Zhou Li still remembered that sunny afternoon, sitting in the Zongxue School, listening to his teacher's teachings. At that time, my mind was still in its infancy, and my memory of my previous life was incomplete, so I was very thirsty for knowledge. Therefore, he opened his mouth and asked the eloquent teacher:
"Master, what if the tiger refuses to leave his mountain?"
The Master said: "Lure it with profit."
"Then what should we do if the tiger still refuses to come down the mountain?"
The master said again: "Entertain them with sex."
"But how can a tiger seduce it with sex?"
The master sighed and said: "This tiger is not a tiger. This plan is said to be to lure the tiger away from the mountain, but in fact it is the art of war. What is really to be manipulated is people, not tigers."
"Then what should we do if neither profit nor sex can seduce this person down the mountain?"
The master was furious and said angrily: "The stinky barbarian is more talkative than me. Why don't you set fire to the mountain without even leaving the mountain? Why don't you understand it at all?"
Later, Zhou Li relied on the strategy of luring the tiger away from the mountain. He first bribed the scholar with money to buy the answer, but was beaten violently.
When this plan failed, Zhou Li forced Tang Cen to dress up as a woman, trying to seduce the scholar to get the answer, and then was beaten violently.
In the end, Zhou Li set fire to the toilet in the scholar's yard, succeeded in inducing the tiger to leave the mountain, obtained the answer to the exam, and sold it for thousands of dollars. Later, it was discovered that the answer was a pedant's trick, and they were all fake. Although the money was refunded, the buyer was chased for thousands of miles and beaten in anger.
At that time, Zhou Li remembered very clearly that he was chased half of Beiliang by six classmates who had repeated the grade. Zhou Li, who felt guilty, was furious because the other classmates insulted him for being stupid. He beat each other one by one, shouting " If this plan fails, it is my destiny."
Since then, Zhou Li has evolved. He discovered that it was not that he was stupid or that his strategy was wrong, but that the old scholar, as a second-grade flying general, was not a role he could challenge. After much thought, Zhou Li came to the truth of his life.
Those fools who really think they are smart are the easiest to deceive.
The mountain god is a typical case.
He felt that he had control over people's hearts and that he had found a loophole in human nature. He felt that he could write a book, and the title of the book was "On People Bewitched by Money".
Therefore, he believed that he could be said to be a god in the world, and everything was under his control. The four people Zhou Li were manipulated by him, and their calculations were clear.
It's fantasy time.
After the fantasy time ends, the mountain god will face an extremely sad fact. That is, the person who has been toyed with by applause is actually himself.
cheat? What's the use of lying?
Zhou Li turned around and looked at the frightened and hysterical mountain god statue in the distance, with a bright sunny smile on his face. He stretched out his hand and waved at the other party, as if meeting an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, and shouted enthusiastically and implicitly:
"Don't be anxious, there's no point in being anxious."
Can the mountain god not be anxious? Just like what Guo Lingyun said, his body is not this gold, silver and bronze statue at all, but the Nishan God enshrined in the temple! Originally, I had seven statues of good people to protect the temple, but just now I was so angry that I fell into the trap of the other party to lure the tiger away from the mountain!
At this time, in the mountain temple where his most important thing is stored, there are no defense measures except for a "strange pot" left by Master Heiqi... Wait, weird pot!
At this time, the mountain god remembered the monster that he had always ignored. Suddenly, his original tension and despair were swept away, replaced by a mocking coldness. The mountain god looked at Guo Lingyun who was holding a long bow and was ready to go, and said with a sneer:
"Do you really think you will win?"
"I don't believe it, you really have no desire at all!"
At this time, Zhou Li and Tang Wan were ready to sneak through the door and pick the lock. As two geniuses who did everything except study during school, Zhou Li's lock picking skills were second to none. The Taixue teacher was the best. No one can compare to him.
Tang Wan, on the other hand, was more direct. When faced with the metal door lock, she made a prompt decision, took out the cartilage solution, and cooperated with Zhou Li's guidance to directly unlock the metal lock weighing dozens of kilograms in a few seconds. Open, push open the closed temple door.
Tang Wan took out the fire seal, lit it and raised it. By the light of the fire, the two of them saw the entire temple clearly.
"This is different from when I ate Gongguo secretly before."
Tang Wan pinched his small chin, clicked his tongue and recalled, "How do I remember how magnificent this place was at the beginning? What's going on with this toilet that hasn't been repaired all year round?"
In Tang Wan's memory, she sneaked in to find something to fill her stomach. As soon as she entered, she saw a spotless floor, three magnificent mountain god statues, and seven stone statues with different appearances. The three mountain god statues are all made of silver and gold with copper background, which are luxurious and noble. The seven stone statues are also very finely carved and lifelike.
What appeared in front of the two people now was a shabby building with a roof made of grass and branches, and the ground was full of dust and mud that had not been swept away. And what this ruined temple enshrines is only a rotten clay sculpture. I can barely see clearly that the face of the clay sculpture is similar to that of a mountain god, but it doesn't look like a human being anyway.
"It seems that he got out everything he could mobilize."
Zhou Li's mind was quick and he immediately understood why this temple was so different from when he first saw it. He just moved the tiger away from the mountain twice in a row, which made the mountain god become so angry that he moved his gold, silver, and bronze statues, as well as the seven weird statues of good people. As a result, he made a good show in front of Zhou Li and others. , the bad news is...
Home is gone.
"Have you learned it?"
Zhou Li patted Tang Wan on the shoulder and said earnestly: "All tactics converters are technical jobs. You can have fun learning from it."
"You're still alive."
Tang Wan nodded convincingly, and then, just as she was about to walk in, Zhou Li suddenly changed his expression and picked up the petite girl. Tang Guan was just about to ask a question when he saw a "pot" that was so weird that it made people feel physically uncomfortable under the clay statue with a ferocious smile, looking at him and Zhou Li.
The green body of the bottle looks like a human body, with weird blue decorative patterns and a simple geometric pattern on the spout. The most suffocating thing is the blood-red mouth that stretches to the corner of the mouth, and the teeth that symbolize uncleanness.
"The pot of lust..."
Looking at the weird meat pot in front of him that made people feel both nauseated and inexplicably yearning, Zhou Li said the other party's name with a solemn expression. And in the next second, the pot of lust opened its eyes, and a flash of red invaded Zhou Li and Tang Wan's eyes.
[Let me see how strong your desires are]
