Ah, I understand, I understand everything.
Even with a bird face, Zhou Li vividly raised his dead fish eyes, hovering with a dejected expression, and couldn't stop complaining in his heart.
First he hired a murderer to kill, then he rescued the handsome man as a hero, won my heart, and finally squeezed it out with a cliché.
Any more? Can I have some fun? Why is this kind of garbage plot that doesn't look like it's playing on the toilet seat late at night? Can't you guys, you monsters, come up with something new?
You can't just arrest me and torture me, and then I'll try my best to survive the honey trap, and everyone will be happy, can you?
Of course, these are Zhou Li's complaints and not his original intention. In fact, when he saw Qianhu showing his scorpion tail and stabbing the ghost monk to death, Zhou Li figured it out clearly. He could barely guess whether the underwear Qianhu was wearing today was a crotch or a cross.
but···
Zhou Li looked at the figures of the hundred households and subconsciously wanted to drag his chin with his paws, but he almost acted like a bird falling to death by itself. After stabilizing his body, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and murmured in his heart.
From this point of view, Qianhu paid for the murder, and then wanted to save himself when he was in crisis and gain his trust. It seems that the calculations of these thousands of households are watertight and interlocking. But in fact, he didn't expect Zhou Li to have the ability to transform into a bird. At the same time, he didn't expect Guo Lingyun's existence.
In fact, even if Zhou Li couldn't transform into a bird, if Guo Lingyun gave him some strength, he and Zhou Li might really be able to take down the ghost monk, at most they would only suffer some injuries. In this case, Qianhu, who was originally a help in times of need, has become the icing on the cake. After this, there is a big gap between what Qianhu planned.
This small household is not a fuel saver either.
Zhou Li saw that hundreds of households were already preparing to search for him and Tang Wan, and knew that he was about to appear. He knew that he couldn't expose Bi Diao's existence, so he found a jungle not too close and not too far away that could just cover his body and landed, turning into a human form.
Oh, grass.
The familiar feeling of coolness, the familiar birds entering the forest, the leaves brushing past. Zhou Li opened the Ten Thousand Spirits Vermilion Ball with a numb expression on his face, and looked at the ashes of the clothes burned by the flames, as well as Bi Diao Ye, who had his feet raised on the side with a "I didn't do this" look on his face, and fell into deep thought.
It's not over, right?
After closing the Ten Thousand Spirits Zhu Sphere and withdrawing it into the Bafang Fate Spindle, Zhou Li took a deep breath and shouted. At this moment, the Qianhu also looked for Zhou Li's voice and found him.
After Qianhu heard Zhou Li's voice, joy bloomed on his face. This is a very perfect expression, with three parts of happiness, three parts of emotion, three parts of touching and one part of sadness, and he is a truly caring officer. He took a deep breath, collected himself, and opened the bushes with excitement on his face.
Zhou Li, who was gesturing with his crotch with a leaf, raised his head and looked at Qian Hu, who had a dull look on his face, feeling embarrassed for a moment.
There is no way, I have to cover it up.
Qianhu, who was originally ready to hug Zhou Li warmly, froze in mid-air with his open arms, neither letting go nor hugging. Zhou Li seemed to notice the other party's embarrassment, smiled freely, and took a step forward.
Immediately, Qianhu subconsciously took a step back with a horrified look on his face.
One step forward.
Take a step back.
"It's great that you...are okay."
With his eyes locked on Zhou Li's face, Qianhu felt that his originally perfect and enthusiastic smile had begun to collapse.
It's not that he has never seen naked men. After all, as a monster, he must not take clothes with him when eating people, as it is prone to indigestion, so he always strips people naked and then tastes them carefully.
But the problem is that he only sees naked bodies when he is eating people. They are all cooked when they are served on the plate, so who can tell what the naked bodies look like. And he never expected that after a seamless performance, he would be hugged by a naked man holding a leaf to measure his lower body.
Who can bear this?
At this moment, Guo Lingyun also found Tang Wan who was preparing to release pigeons not far away. After hearing the voices of Tang Wan and Baihu, Qianhu's tense nerves finally relaxed a little.
Qianhu felt from the bottom of his heart that this little girl from Tang Wan was still a girl no matter what. You, a man like you, couldn't really just hang out and communicate openly with a good girl. You had to be a little bit ashamed, at least cover it up, right?
"Zhou Li, you!"
After digging through the bushes, Tang Wan was stunned for a moment when he saw Qian Hu, who was standing there with his hands half raised, and the calm and composed Savage.
Yes, that's the reaction.
Qianhu on the side breathed a long sigh of relief, that's right. A dignified and upright woman from the Tang family must scream, curse, and be embarrassed when she sees this kind of behavior, so that she can continue to perform.
"I feel a lot stronger than when I took a bath last time."
Tang Wan sighed with emotion.
Fuck, what kind of promiscuous relationship do you have?
"The last time was a few years ago."
Waving his hand, Zhou Li retorted.
No, what do you think this is? Old love rekindled?
Not only Qianhu, but also Guo Lingyun's face had a very complicated expression at this time. At this moment, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu and said:
"Thank you both for your help. The monster monk's flames burned all my clothes just now. I had no choice but to be honest with you. Please forgive me."
"No... no, I mean, no, it's okay, it's my duty."
After Qianhu coughed, he said, "Ling Yun, do you think you have some clothes with you that you can let this young master... cover up?"
"Ah, ah."
Guo Lingyun had just walked out of the shock. He took off his cloak mechanically, revealing his Feiyu suit, and then threw the cloak to Zhou Li.
Zhou Li was not a pervert who loved nudity, so he naturally put on a cloak to cover his delicate body.
After Zhou Li put on his clothes, Qian Hu adjusted his mentality, looked at Zhou Li, and said: "This time the demon is making trouble, and the target is the young master. There must be a reason for being here."
Well, my plan to give you Sister Golden Snake was disrupted and I took what she wanted. Now she is eager to get close to me and take my things, so I sent you stupid scorpion to perform.
Of course, it was impossible for Zhou Li to tell what was in his heart, and he also knew that the scorpion spirit in front of him must have something up his sleeve. But the biggest problem at this time is that the opponent's strength cannot be underestimated. Once he turns against him, even one of his own group will not be his opponent. Therefore, Zhou Li did not expose the other party, but followed the other party's words.
"Alas, you don't know something, sir."
Zhou Li sighed and said helplessly:
"I am a demon hunter from Beiliang. I came to Beijing this time to investigate a missing old man. But I happened to be trapped by a group of gangsters on the way. This gangster's surname was Xu Mingsheng, and he was holding a long knife called Gu Ding Dao. .Because of his tall stature and majestic appearance, he was called Dabao. This Xu Dabao is amazing, he..."
In Zhou Li's story, Xu Sheng went astray, entered the green forest, and robbed Tang Wan and her classmates. However, under the persuasion of Zhou Li and Tang Wan, Xu Sheng immediately turned around and changed his ways. Carrying a steel knife, he went to Lingjiu Mountain to cut off his sworn brother Xu Ziyi.
Finally, under Zhou Li's verbal offensive, Xu Sheng decided to go to Lingjiu Mountain with Zhou Li and his party. After climbing the Lingjiu Mountain, they saw a fairy spring. Next to the spring was a laughing Xu Ziyi, and poor innocent passers-by were lying in a pool of blood.
So who is Xu Sheng? The first knife in Soochow!
Although neither Baihu nor Qianhu knew where Soochow was, in Zhou Li's words, Xu Sheng's blood surged up at that time. He drank a mouthful of hot wine, then held up a steel knife and said something like "I'm a big sinner." "Wu Dongtu" "Knife first, then wine" was confused, so he rushed forward and was stunned by Xu Ziyi's chop.
In the end, Xu Ziyi was beaten all over by this high-end operation of "wine, ancient ingot knife, killing". Seeing that he couldn't beat him, he made harsh words, saying that the future was long, and he would return to the sect to move some "big ghost" or "big demon" "Come to suppress us, seize the fairy spring, and then disappear.
After adding fuel, jealousy and various tampering, twisting the originally simple and straightforward battle at Lingjiu Mountain, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu, who was already a little confused by what he said, squinted his eyes, and said:
"Therefore, I think what this demon monk wants is the fairy spring."
"What about the spring water?"
Although he knew that eleven of the ten sentences Zhou Li said were false, Zhou Li was so eloquent that he showed off his elegance in every word. Qianhu asked subconsciously.
"Drink."
Zhou Li spread his hands and said matter-of-factly: "I happened to have some food to go with the wine at that time. I thought the spring water was clear and sweet, so I drank it all."
"Appetizers?"
Qianhu was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "What kind of snacks?"
"pea."
Zhou Li chuckled and said honestly: "It's just not too much..."
"Only seven."
