Today, I have a sexually transmitted disease and need treatment at the Rebirth Fountain.
Although his emotional intelligence is low due to his obsession with art, Tang Wan is not a fool. With a little thought, Tang Wan knows that if this matter is discovered by him, hundreds of heads in the Tang Sect will be able to play with it again and again.
"No, I can't go."
At this time, Tang Guan's face was almost as pale as water splashing. Anyway, he was white with white inside. "As soon as we are noticed, everything will be over."
"Haha, that's not the case."
Zhou Li laughed. For some reason, he saw the shadow of her brother in Tang Wan's body. His past habits made him couldn't help teasing this girl.
Sure enough, the Tang Sect's sinister old and sinister thoughts did not poison her. This upright simplicity made Zhou Li feel nostalgic, just like when he sold three tea eggs for ten yuan in front of the university. , there will always be clear and stupid college students who fall into their own traps.
"It's actually not that serious."
After gently climbing over the cliff, Zhou Li landed among the trees, looking leisurely and content as if he was traveling.
"Still what I said, if the emperor himself is really infected with a sexually transmitted disease, it cannot be carried out by a little eunuch like a three-legged cat. At least it must be a eunuch with a pen. So, there is no need to worry, at most it will be She is just a dissatisfied concubine who wants to get something rare to please the emperor, I have seen this kind of thing too many times."
Also did more.
Zhou Li didn't say the rest. After all, he was the famous "do-everything" guy in Beiliang. Zhou Li didn't pay attention to reputation as much as his peers. For him, as long as he was given enough money and had enough fun, he would There is no reason to refuse at all.
Of course, he would definitely not do such a thing as treating the emperor's sexually transmitted diseases. He just wanted to have fun, but that didn't mean he would go looking for death.
"That's good."
He breathed a sigh of relief. For some reason, Tang Wan trusted Zhou Li very much. Just as the two were arguing, the group of Hermes stopped in the open space next to the broken wall in the north. In a moment, the war horses stood up, and the group of horse bandits also removed their bindings and threw them aside, and began to disperse.
"Comrades."
Xu Ziyi, holding a spear, was majestic on the war horse. He was wearing a bright red robe and bright clothes, and the horse's belly was sandwiched between a pair of straight and slender thighs. He looked around at the horse bandits and said:
"Brothers, our lives are all given by the master. Today, the master is seriously ill and is only waiting for this spring of rebirth to survive. If we cannot seize the spring today, please throw my body off the cliff!"
"If you don't seize the spring, you won't live!"
Following the first cry, the thirteen horse bandits raised their swords and shouted angrily in a low voice. Xu Ziyi was also unambiguous. He tightened the reins and turned his horse around, pointing his spear directly at the steep cliff.
At this time, not only the thirteen horse bandits, but also Hou Jue, who was injured in the back due to witnessing the horror of Hermes, also held his breath and stared at Xu Ziyi's back, trying to figure out what the other party was going to do.
Zhou Li stood on a towering tree not far away, with Tang Wan holding his arm next to him. The two of them were covered by leaves, so no traces were left behind, unlike...
"Xiao Xiao is still hiding!"
With an angry shout, Xu Ziyi, who originally seemed to be about to activate some formation, suddenly turned back and stabbed forward. The red-tasseled white gun in his hand immediately inspired an invisible sharp thorn, stabbing straight towards the stick lurking in the grass. Hou Jue.
broken.
Hou Jue has been a royal guard for several years, so he still has this reaction. Without any hesitation, he turned over and rolled to avoid the spear.
Seeing that the ambush failed, Hou Jue also gave up his lame tracking. He held a stick in his left hand and hid a knife in his right hand. He slowly stood up. The posture of Zeng Jinyiwei suddenly changed. It was during the step of raising his head and crossing his legs that something went wrong. Clamped, staggered.
"I have long discovered that you are a sneaky person. It turns out..."
His eyes fell on Hou Jue. After looking up and down, Xu Ziyi made up his mind. He smiled coldly, raised the tip of his spear, and said disdainfully: "He is an eunuch."
"I'll kill you!"
Upon hearing this, Hou Jue, who was originally arrogant, suddenly became anxious. After all, no matter what era, calling someone a eunuch is the simplest, most direct and aggressive way of communication, especially in this era when there are real eunuchs.
Of course, it's not surprising that Xu Ziyi scolded him, or that Xu Ziyi was simply expressing his inner thoughts. Hou Jue practiced martial arts all year round, but he didn't eat much, so he was thin and had a pale face. In addition, he tends to hold back when speaking in a hurry, making him look more like a eunuch.
"Eunuch, just serve your master well in your palace. Even if someone takes a fancy to you, becoming a prostitute is also a good thing."
A sneer appeared on Xu Ziyi's face. There are two types of people who are most looked down upon by people in the world. One is the shameless person who is flattering, and the other is the despicable person who is unethical. It just so happened that the eunuch of Dongchang perfectly met these two conditions, so Xu Ziyi had great malice towards this eunuch who had been following him for a long time.
"Where's your bitch?"
After Hou Jue calmed down the boiling anger in his heart, he didn't hesitate. After all, he had never convinced anyone in terms of verbal abuse. He just sneered and cursed directly:
"Shemale face, brothel legs, and a sexy red body. Are you going to get married to your mother or marry your eunuch father? You attack other eunuchs when you come up. Is it because you can't do it with your family members for a hundred days? You feel inferior, so you can only use your dark heart to speculate on others?"
This scolding made Xu Ziyi stupid. He was not just a newbie. It was normal for people in the world to scold each other, but at most he could only say a few words about "a young man". "Shameless and obscene", he had never seen someone like Hou Jue who scolded someone as dirty, smelly and logical as ever.
"Xiao Xiaoxiao's disciple!"
After a while, Xu Ziyi roared angrily, raised his gun, mounted his horse, and started to kill Hou Jue. His handsome face was flushed, "Shameless and obscene!"
"That's too inoffensive."
Zhou Li, who was standing upside down on a branch like a Japanese ninja, shook his head and commented with a look of hatred on his face: "This horse rider was crushed when he came up, and his momentum was gone, so it's not easy to fight. "
"Horse riding?"
Tang Guan on the side looked a little strange, "Why do you ask this man to ride a horse?"
"look."
Zhou Li pointed at Xu Ziyi, who was fighting with Hou Jue, and commented sharply: "He is riding a horse, and the spirit energy is transferred to the horse. So if we look at it the other way around, isn't it the horse riding him?"
On a hot day, Tang Wan shuddered when he heard Zhou Li's cold joke.
Speaking of the battle on the plains, it has now reached a fever pitch. Hou Jue wielded the lightning stick in his hand, which was very powerful. With each sweep, the lightning flashed. Of course, he is only a first- and fourth-level stickman now, and most of the lightning strikes he wields are bluffs, and only a few of them are effective.
However, this is also a tactic.
"Your ass is cracked. If you don't see it, it's going to bleed!"
With a loud roar, an electric baton hit Xu Ziyi's head directly. Xu Ziyi, who subconsciously wanted to cover his butt, immediately reacted and blocked the blow by raising his spear. Then his crotch suddenly went numb, and he realized that the lightning that hit the front door was fake, and the following one was real.
Suddenly, Xu Ziyi's face turned red, he gritted his teeth as white as broken silver, and swung the spear hard, and a spear blast directly drew a semicircle and swirled towards Hou Jue's head.
Hou Jue only used three simple movements to retreat, lift his stick, and turn aside to easily deflect Xu Ziyi's powerful and heavy blow. Just when Hou Jue was about to ridicule the other party's bravery, suddenly, a glaring warning swept through his brain.
wrong! ! ! !
Buzz~
Hou Jue, who completely surrendered his body to instinct, used all his strength to pounce forward. With the sound of flesh and blood interlacing, a horrific bloody mouth appeared directly on his back. After mobilizing most of his spiritual energy to stop the bleeding from the wound behind him, Hou Jue stood up slowly, with a solemn look on his face.
I saw Xu Ziyi holding a silver spear, stepping on a horse, and his blood-stained red clothes were floating like fire. He raised the spear slightly, his eyes filled with sharp spiritual energy, and behind him, a light blue spirit body that swallowed the short spear was quietly suspended in the air.
Qi Ling!
"Hey, have you taken out everything from the bottom of the box?"
Zhou Li, who was squatting in the bushes, raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Ziyi, the spirit behind him, with interest, "This spirit looks pretty good."
People cultivate Qi and communicate with spirits. Ling Qi masters below the fifth level generally only cultivate "Qi". It is not until the Qi and physical body in the body have been cultivated to the fifth level that they will try to communicate with the "spirits" in all things in the world. Finally get your own spirit.
Since there are thousands of spirits in the world, the "spirits" in a spiritual master's body are also different, and can even be said to be all kinds of strange. Just like what Xu Ziyi was using at this time was a type of spear spirit - long and short spears.
"Holding a long gun and holding a short gun behind your back..."
Gently tapping his chin with his finger, Tang Wan's lovely cheeks were full of seriousness and solemnity, "Surprise, the gun will leave no trace. It seems that this little eunuch can only buy time."
Activating the spirit requires Qi to support it. In fact, according to Zhou Li, the spirit is a big move. If you want to use it, you have to use mana (Qi) to activate it. If the Qi is not enough, the ultimate move will be broken, and kidney deficiency will also occur. After all, most Ling Qi masters need Qi to maintain their strength.
"Okay, we have to take action."
Zhou Li swept away the fallen leaves on his body, stood up, and looked at the busy Thirteen Horse Bandits not far away. In fact, he had discovered long ago that the person who could really open the Fountain of Rebirth was not Xu Ziyi, but the Thirteen Taibao who was carrying the stone on his back.
"good."
Tang Wan also shook his stiff wrist. Neither of them had any intention of saving Hou Jue. After all, no one likes eunuchs in this world.
And he's also a talkative eunuch.
