Fun is the most indispensable thing in everyone's life.
For example, the excavator working on the roadside, the lunatic-like problems in the mentally retarded bar, the fat man walking on the street shouting inexplicably and everyone looking at me, etc....
"Your grandfather was over eighty years old and went to prostitution and disappeared?"
On the bustling North Street, the door of a wooden house with a sign saying "Everywhere is accessible" is locked. As the boss, Zhou Li put down the door latch, turned around, and asked in shock: "Are you just entertaining the family?"
"No...sigh..."
Following a sigh full of helplessness and sorrow, the man in luxurious silk and satin shook his head, his expression downcast, thousands of words gathered in his throat, and he said sadly:
"Master Zhou, I know that this news may be a bit unusual, but please believe that I am really not lying to you. My grandfather is indeed eighty-nine this year, but he once had an adventure and was touched by an immortal. It must be passed, so..."
At this point, the man paused, with a shy expression on his face. But for the safety of his grandfather, the man gritted his teeth and said resolutely: "Since then, my grandfather has been singing and singing day and night, traveling to and from various dusty pavilions and never leaving."
"Fuck."
Hearing this, Zhou Li was shocked, "Did the immortal touch the top or the bottom?"
"this···"
With a touch of embarrassment, the man shook his head and said quickly: "Master Zhou, let's return to the entrustment. It's been a long month since the last time I went to Beiliang City to inspect the market. I haven't reported anything to my family, not even the money." I have never asked for it, which is really unusual. My father at home was worried that something might happen to him, so he had trouble sleeping day and night. Yesterday, he only played mahjong for five hours before going home to rest."
Speaking of this, the man's tone was a little urgent. He looked at Zhou Li and said with true feelings:
"Master Zhou, you also know that they have been cracking down on unlicensed brothels recently. The government will definitely not accept my grandfather's situation. I can only rely on you in this matter. I really can't trust other monster hunters. As long as you can bring my grandfather to If he comes back or finds his whereabouts, I will be grateful."
After saying these words, the man looked at the young man in front of him nervously. As a well-known rich man in Beicheng, Jie Du contacted many demon hunters, hoping that they would accept this commission, but they were all rejected without exception.
Of course, he also understands that after all, demon hunters are not like pure Taoists. They are spiritual masters with official marks. After all, they still want to save face. Naturally, other monster hunters would disdain the commission of finding an eighty-nine-year-old prostitute across the city.
"okay."
Zhou Li suddenly stood up, walked to Jie Du, and said in a deep voice, "You don't need to say anything."
When Jie Du saw this, a bitter smile suddenly appeared on his face. He shook his head and sighed:
"Oh, indeed, this kind of thing has always been looked down upon. After all, you are also a well-known monster hunter. Wouldn't it be self-destructive to accept such a commission..."
"I took it."
Before Jie Du could finish speaking, Zhou Li nodded vigorously and said solemnly: "I will accept your commission."
"ah?"
Jie Du was stunned. He opened his mouth, his face full of confusion and confusion, and he only uttered a single syllable to express his doubts. He hadn't started moral kidnapping yet, nor had he offered a huge reward to seduce the other party. He couldn't understand why Zhou Li agreed directly.
"For nothing else, I just want to see my father-in-law who is over eighty years old and still has such power. You don't need to say anything. I, Zhou Li, have accepted this task."
Zhou Li spoke righteously and his tone was compassionate. But anyone who knows him knows that there are only two kinds of commissions that can make Zhou Li excited. One is a task with extremely high rewards that can provide him with rare medicinal materials. The other kind is a task that can have fun.
Obviously, Jie Du's mission falls into the latter category. Even in his 80s, Zhou Li felt that if he missed this kind of fun, his time travel would be in vain. Thinking of this, Zhou Li directly accepted this task that others avoided.
"Thank you so much!"
After Jie Du came to his senses, he was overjoyed. He grabbed Zhou Li's hand and shook it repeatedly. He left Nadutong after leaving a deposit of one hundred taels. Zhou Li looked at Jie Du's back and lightly ran his fingers across the Bagua wooden plaque he wore around his waist.
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【Trigger fate line】
[Bronze Fate Line: Snake Spirit! Give it back to my grandpa! 】
[The richest businessman in Beicheng, Jie Du, has a great-grandfather named Jie Se. He is over eighty years old. He was blessed by an immortal. Although his hair is flying, he is strong and handsome, and he lives forever. He likes to live in Beicheng. All the brothels are popular and happy, and people give them the nickname: Old Gun God]
[Half a month ago, Jie Se went to Liangcheng, a hundred and fifty miles away, to have fun at the invitation of his friends. Since then, there has been no news from Jie Se, as if he has disappeared from the world]
[Jie Se's grandson Jie Du was shocked and panicked when he learned about this. However, because he was really ashamed to explain to the government that his eighty-year-old grandfather liked whoring*, he had no choice but to use the family heirloom as a gift. Soul-Calming Pill} and one thousand taels of silver as reward, we recruited folk experts in the hope of investigating the whereabouts of grandfather Jie Se]
[After many rounds of screening, Jie Du learned that you once helped the government crack down on pornography. He thought you were experienced, so he found you and wanted you to help him find out the whereabouts of his missing grandfather]
When he opened his eyes, the dense text originally engraved on the roulette disappeared instantly, and the luxurious and mysterious golden roulette gradually disintegrated. Zhou Li rubbed his brows, and the crowds coming and going and the noisy hawking brought him back to his senses. He raised his head, looked at the three characters "Magnificent Building" hanging on the magnificent building in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally arrived.
About twenty days have passed since I took on the task of "finding the eighty-year-old brothel master". Excluding the two days spent on the road, I have been inquiring about the whereabouts of this prostitute for the past eighteen days.
This is not because Zhou Li is incompetent or has no means. In fact, if another demon hunter were to handle this matter, it would have taken him a month and a half to find out where the prostitute went when he first entered the city.
Too strong, really too strong.
Until now, Zhou Li has great respect for this old prostitute. He has never seen a person who can visit all the brothels in Beiliang City in one day, and even has the turnover rate of major brothels. Moreover, this old prostitute saint has no taboos about meat and vegetarian food. He goes to the high-end Yanchen Loft and the low-end Bada Hutong. His main thing is a fraternity heart.
But this brought great inconvenience to Zhou Li. The most he asked was eleven people in one day about the whereabouts of the prostitute, and then he got twenty-two different brothels. In the end, Zhou Li had no choice but to mobilize his connections when he was in school and found the "Ye Bu Shu" in Beiliang City. Only then did he manage to find out the last whereabouts of Mr. Xie.
The second floor of Beiliang - Hongwei Building.
After learning that Hongwei Building was the prostitute's last stop, Zhou Li began to investigate the Hongwei Building.
Of course, Zhou Li adhered to the principle of using it to death once he had used it, and bought a lot of text messages about Hongwei Lou from Ye Bushou in the city. After learning that this restaurant was doing a business called {Evil Soul Jade} behind the scenes, he knew that this prostitute might not be around for long.
The so-called evil soul jade is a jade-shaped treasure condensed through the organs in the body of a man who has passed away after evil spirits and ghosts devoured the essence and blood. As a prostitute who had had his beard touched by an immortal, the blood essence in his body was probably overflowing. As an outsider, Zhou Li would not believe it if he was not targeted by this magnificent building.
Standing at the gate of Hongwei Building, Zhou Li began to think about how he should get in touch with the main attraction of Hongwei Building [Spring Beauty]. Judging from the information obtained from Ye Bushou, his target once wanted to spend the night with this spring girl, but was rejected.
However, on the last day, the spring girl suddenly sent an invitation to the prostitute, and the prostitute naturally went happily. Therefore, both Ye Bushou and Zhou Li agreed that this spring scene was not a good thing.
But the problem is, how to approach this spring girl.
The number one on the second floor of Beiliang City, a woman with such a name is definitely not something you can get by just spending money. You have to be able to write poetry, be lovable, not too apologetic in appearance, and be rich.
Zhou Li meets the first three criteria. He can write poems (Wen Chao Gong), he is also likable (the gold content of the service industry), and his appearance can be said to be handsome. But the only thing he does not meet is that he is not rich.
send.
but···
Raising his head, Zhou Li looked expressionlessly at a room with an open window on the third floor of the Hongwei Building, with a fierce look in his eyes.
There's no way he can't help it!
In a brief moment, Zhou Li shook his right hand, and an imperceptible white thread burst out from his wrist and stuck directly to the third floor of the grand building.
At this time, Zhou Li, who had already walked around to the other side of the alley next to Hongwei Building, calculated the time and distance. After a brief pause, he tugged hard with his right hand, and his whole body suddenly turned into a beautiful arc and landed on The open window sill on the third floor.
Perfect.
Quietly retracting the white thread, Zhou Li stretched out his finger and pierced the paper window. Then his expression changed and he turned pale with shock.
It’s broken, something’s wrong!
According to the diagram of the Hongwei Building that Zhou Li obtained, the room behind the window he was in should be a handyman's room. He could definitely find a handyman uniform and sneak into the Hongwei Building, waiting for an opportunity to find the Jade Queen, the evil spirit of Mr. Jie. Leave quietly.
But when he pierced the window paper, he discovered that the Hongwei Building had been moved.
This is the toilet!
Yes, this is a toilet. Of course, the toilets in Hongwei Building are definitely different from those of ordinary people. Whether it is the toilet made of sandalwood, the brand-new "Freshness Talisman" on the side, or the pleasing potted plants and murals, they all show to Zhou Li the humanistic care that Hongwei Lou treats hemorrhoid patients, and the rich man's luxurious life to the core. How terrible.
Just when Zhou Li frowned and was about to leave the place and find another loophole, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps. He seemed to realize something and continued to lurk at the window sill, listening.
"Grandma, I'm running into trouble at this time."
After a dull sound of footsteps, a tall man in luxurious clothes ran into the hut with disheveled clothes. He took off his pants and sat on the toilet. His face suddenly became relaxed. He held a roll of silk tightly, and while feeling comfortable, he did not forget to complain softly.
"What kind of spring beauty is there? She has a few gold hairpins and jade bracelets and she doesn't even know who she is. How dare she be said to be the most beautiful woman with such a thing? When I saw her, I must... Wow~~~~ "
Zhou Li is not a pervert and has no interest in watching the rich man use the toilet. The reason why he stayed here was precisely because the words muttered by this rich man who came at the right time gave him his own considerations.
Through the hole in the paper, Zhou Li could roughly see the appearance of the man going to the toilet. In terms of age, Zhou Li was about the same age as him, but this rich man had obviously spent too much time in brothels. His face was blue and his lips were dark purple. It looked like he had suffered from extreme kidney failure. After a short period of thinking, Zhou Li had an idea.
Gently taking out a piece of cloth from his waist, Zhou Li saw the right moment and tore open the paper window with one hand. Then he exerted force on his waist and rushed straight towards Fu Ye like a cannonball who was lifting his pants and preparing to leave.
Boom!
Accompanied by a muffled sound, the lucky man whose face was horrified by the sudden turn of events, and whose eyes were splitting, was directly covered by a piece of cloth. After jumping around a few times like a half-salted salted fish, this lucky man The lucky guy rolled his eyes and fell asleep.
"Meeting is fate."
When Zhou Li saw that the other party was completely anesthetized by his own anesthetic, he did not hesitate and took off all the luxurious clothes on the other party. He said with compassion: "Save your life and remember it carefully, the toilet record." Just don’t pursue it.”
Regardless of whether the other party could hear or not, or whether he could understand after hearing it, Zhou Li took out a piece of bamboo after putting on the other party's clothes, shook it on the other party's face, and then waved it on his own face. . With the emergence of spiritual energy, Zhou Li's face suddenly changed into that of this frail brother with kidney deficiency.
Perfect.
After patting the non-existent dust on his hands, Zhou Li picked up the man who had only a pair of obscene pants left. His hands shook, and he tied the man with spider silk in a tortoise-shell binding. Then Zhou Li looked out the window and checked. Since no one was passing by in the alley facing the window, Zhou Li hung the man outside the window.
After doing all this, Zhou Li took out a piece of wax and threw it in the toilet. Then Zhou Li tidied up his appearance, opened the door, and walked out of the hut with an upright look.
"Okay, bring Miss Chunse over quickly."
Facing the smiling madam who had been waiting for a long time, Zhou Li, who was disguised as a crotch boy, said with a straight face: "I can't wait any longer."
"Oh, sir, don't be anxious, Miss Chunse has been waiting for a long time."
With a flirtatious look, the sweet words came to her at her fingertips. The plump-faced madam leaned against Zhou Li and said softly: "Chunxiang Pavilion on the sixth floor, please~~~"
Zhou Li didn't hesitate, he stretched out his hand and started to wipe the oil, and the old madam was also happy to see this. After all, Zhou Li was a well-educated and tasteful wiper, and he had a heavy amount of money in his fingertips. Halfway through, she brought Zhou Li to a peach-colored wooden door.
Feeling the heavy amount of money in her arms, the madam winked at Zhou Li, then twisted her hips and walked into the house, as if she had said something. After a while, she came out and said sweetly: "Sir, Miss Chunse is in the house, please come."
"Thank you sister."
Zhou Li once again inserted a piece of silver knowingly and wiped the oil again. Then, under the gaze of the smiling old bustard, he slowly pushed open the wooden door and stepped resolutely into this fragrant room.
My prostitute, let me fulfill your unfulfilled wish!
