"Ugh~! Stop burning, stop burning. Don't you think it stinks~? Qingque, please take care of them!"
In the room, after Cheng Chumo finished defecating, he covered his nose and yelled.
Don't blame him for being pretentious, the smell in this room is really too strong. He has never been to such a smelly place in his life.
"Damn! Ugly cow, your own poop is so smelly, yet you still have the nerve to talk about others, you're such a loser, you're going to kill me~!"
Li Tai was already out of breath from the smoke. He covered his mouth and nose with one hand and desperately fanned the air in front of him with the other hand. If he hadn't been unable to run, he would have escaped long ago. After just staying in there for less than a quarter of an hour, Li Tai felt that the blood in his body was almost smelly. Today's encounter is likely to leave a deep shadow on him!
"Hmm~! I said you two still have time to argue! The mountain commander is outside. Who among these servants dares not to do what the mountain commander says? In my opinion, we should save some energy!"
Sun Zifan turned sideways on the bamboo couch, covered his nose, and said to the two people who were arguing.
Yuchi Baolin nodded repeatedly and agreed: "Yeah, yeah, the mountain chief is treating us, Qingque, Brother Chouniu, please stop arguing! If we are smoked a little longer, maybe the disease will be cured." , I’m still young, I don’t want to die!”
Cheng Chumo was so angry at this idiot, "Go, Baolin, you are the only one who believes this is healing. I think the mountain chief wants to deliberately torture a few of us. How can you use toilet chips to treat people~?" "
Yuchi Baolin raised his head, thought for a while, and then retorted: "Brother Chou Niu, you are wrong. Why does the mountain leader torment us for no reason? He must be treating us. We just need to enjoy it." !”
"Enjoy~?"
Cheng Chumo's eyes widened even more. He pointed at Yuchi Baolin and said: "Damn, Baolin, I just discovered today that you are such a person with heavy tastes. I will send you a few baskets of used toilet chips later. You can put them away." How about enjoying it slowly under your bed~?"
This guy can only verbally bully Yuchi Baolin, an honest man. If he feels like bullying Li Tai like this, Li Tai will definitely fight back twice as hard!
"Bah! Brother Ugly Niu, the enjoyment I am talking about is enjoying the process of treatment. When I am cured, I will not touch these toilet chips again!"
Yuchi Baolin said quickly.
"Eh~? Have you noticed that the five of us haven't had diarrhea for a while~?"
Changsun Chong, who had been lying on the side suffering from the smoke and stench without speaking for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Huh~? It's really true! I haven't had diarrhea for two-quarters of an hour. It seems that the chief's method really works!"
Yuchi Baolin responded excitedly.
Cheng Chumo rubbed his belly and recalled carefully, and found that it was indeed as Changsun Chong said, that he had been lying on the bed peacefully for nearly two quarters of an hour. But the words he just said still ring in my ears, so how can he have the nerve to change his words now? He could only say in a low voice:
"Ha~! Maybe our stomachs are empty and there is nothing to poop?"
Li Tai also felt that some strength had returned to his body, but he was not sure, so he said nothing.
At this time, he looked at the palace servant who was waiting next to him and was adding toilet chips to the brazier, and then looked at the bamboo basket next to the servant, and found that the toilet chips inside had bottomed out, so he said: "Hey, hey, are these the only toilet chips left~?"
The servant had been in Prince Wei's Mansion for so long, and probably had never been questioned by Li Tai. At this time, he couldn't help but feel flattered. He hurriedly said: "Go back... Your Highness, there are only these left. I'm afraid you might find it smelly, so I burned it earlier." It’s faster!”
Li Tai rolled his eyes, glanced at Cheng Chumo, and then said with a smile: "Go and help me get some toilet chips from Cheng Chumo, and continue burning. Don't burn it too fast, save some money!" The king is not afraid of smells!”
Compared with the painful feeling of almost pulling out his intestines last night, Li Tai felt that the smell was bearable. After all, he had to protect his anus!
The servant was a servant of Prince Wei's Mansion, so of course he had to listen to Li Tai. At this moment, he quickly agreed: "Yes, Your Highness!"
After saying that, he got up and walked towards Cheng Chumo!
But Cheng Chumo quit, and the guy almost jumped up. He pointed at Li Tai and said angrily: "Damn, Qingque, don't go too far! These toilet chips were given to me, why do you let people follow me?" Get it here?"
He is not stupid. Although he does not admit it, he knows in his heart that the toilet chips can improve his condition. How can he give up his share of the toilet chips at this time?
Li Tai said with a smile: "Chu Mo, didn't you just tell people not to burn toilet chips because it smelled too bad? Aren't I helping you?"
Cheng Chumo immediately yelled: "Get out! I don't need your help! Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Don't touch my toilet! Do you believe I will beat you?"
But it was the palace servant who helped him add toilet chips to the brazier before, who was taking out his toilet chips to the servant Li Tai had just ordered.
Cheng Chumo was in a hurry and wanted to get out of bed to stop him, but now his whole body was exhausted and weak, so he was a few beats slower. He could only watch helplessly as half of his life-saving toilet chip was taken away!
"Haha, Ugly Cow, we are brothers after all. Don't be so stingy. Look, I only let them take more than 30%, and you still have a lot left over!"
Li Tai smiled and said "comforting".
Cheng Chumo said angrily: "Damn, Qingque, what you did is not honest. There are so many people in the house and you don't want to rob me. Why do you have to rob me? Look, isn't there so much left in Sun Zifan's basket~?" "
"Damn it, Cheng Chumo, shut up~!"
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Li Zexuan, who was directing people to cook medicine outside the house, had no idea that these funny guys inside the house were actually starting to stage a shocking drama of grabbing toilet chips.
The people in the palace were very efficient in doing things. In less than a cup of tea, the medicinal materials Li Zexuan wanted were bought back. However, I couldn't buy Zao Xintu. How could any drugstore in this era sell this stuff?
However, this was not a problem for Li Zexuan. He took Wu Changshi to the back kitchen of Prince Wei's Mansion and took out a piece of burnt yellow soil from the center of the bottom of the earthen stove. He used a knife to peel off the burnt black part and impurities, and then handed it over to Li Zexuan. The kitchen steward took it to boil the medicine.
"Wu Changshi, I have just told you about this decoction technique. Just stay here and watch while I go back to the backyard to see how Qingque and the others are doing~!"
Li Zexuan was a little worried about Li Tai and others who were being "fumed", so he ordered.
"Well, don't worry, Lord Marquis. With Wu here, nothing will go wrong!"
Wu Changshi nodded in response.
Li Zexuan then turned around and went out, heading towards the backyard.
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