(High energy warning, this chapter has a bit of a flavor, please read with caution if you are mysophobic or are eating)
"Wu Changshi, what are you carrying?"
All the parents in the backyard of Prince Wei's Mansion were anxiously waiting for the results of Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment, but they saw Wu Changshi commanding people to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects and walk towards the side room. Out of curiosity, Li Er stopped Wu Changshi and asked.
Wu Changshi's face turned bitter, and he came over and answered truthfully: "Your Majesty, the things in this basket are toilet chips, which were sent by the Marquis of Yong'an to find them!"
Hearing this, Li Er's face suddenly looked a little unhappy, "Toilet chip? What does he need the toilet chip for?"
"I don't know, Marquis Yong'an didn't tell me!"
Wu Changshi himself was wondering why Li Zexuan insisted on letting him find these disgusting things.
"Go ahead! I'll ask him later!"
Li Er had a bad feeling in his heart, but he had previously promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be assigned to him, so how could he go back on his word now?
Queen Changsun looked at the wing with doubts in her eyes, and the other bosses also looked at each other in confusion.
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inside the room.
"Master Marquis, I have sent you the toilet chips and brazier you requested. What else do you need next?"
After the brazier and toilet chips were moved into the room, Wu Changshi clasped his fists at Li Zexuan.
Li Zexuan took a look, nodded and said: "It's not necessary for the moment. I ordered people to throw the toilet chips into the brazier, and bring the brazier to Qing Que, Chu Mo and the others' beds, so that the heat can bake their bodies! Leave one or two people alone. Add toilet chips to the brazier here, and the rest of you can go out first! We'll come back in half an hour!"
This is a native method for treating cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the old village doctor in his previous life. It is said that many people have been cured. Ahem, of course there are no toilet chips in modern times, so we can only use "shit stirrers" instead!
He doesn't have much confidence in this kind of earthwork, but he will try it now to see how it works. Moreover, he has a backup plan!
After Wu Changshi heard this, he was immediately stunned. Only then did he understand the purpose of Li Zexuan asking him to find these toilets to raise money, but why did this sound so unreliable?
"Master Hou, this..."
"No need to ask any more questions, just do as I say!"
Li Zexuan didn't wait for Wu Changshi to ask questions, and waved his hands unusually domineeringly.
In fact, even he himself didn't know that this man who used toilet chips to treat cholera had a great background.
It is recorded in the "Server Department" of "Compendium of Materia Medica" that toilet chip: [Indications] dystocia, cholera and muscle contusion due to cold body. Burn the hot air under the bed and penetrate it. It also treats evil spirits. This thing is the smallest, and its merits can be recorded (hidden vessel).
Uh, doesn’t it feel incredible? Regardless of whether this prescription has scientific basis or not, there are even more shocking prescriptions in the "Compendium of Materia Medica". For example, human urine can cure "cold and heat headaches", and pig rope can be used to treat children's screams and irregular hair. Those who use the twelfth lunar month burn ashes and drink a little water.
Li Zexuan only remembered that when the old village doctor told him about the simple method of using toilets to cure cholera, he secretly laughed in his heart that those cholera patients must have been poisoned by the smell of feces, right?
Seeing that Li Zexuan had such a tough attitude, Wu Changshi had no choice but to comply.
Cheng Chumo, who was lying on the bamboo couch, really "sit up in shock in the midst of a dying illness". I don't know where this guy suddenly got so much strength. He pointed at Li Zexuan, stared at him and yelled: "Woot~!" Xiao...Xiaoxuan, you...you can't cheat our brothers like this! You're not treating us, you clearly want to smoke us to death!"
Although he has been smoked by his own shit all night, can other people's shit be the same as his own? Many times when you go to a latrine to poop, you will feel that the latrine next door is very smelly, but you generally won’t feel how smelly your own poop is. That’s the reason!
Li Zexuan said with a smile: "Looking at how energetic you are now, it means that this toilet seat is very useful! Wu Changshi, please remember to close all the doors and windows for a while and keep them closed!"
After that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's yelling and turned around to go out.
The imperial doctors also fled in a hurry.
Li Tai, who was sleeping, was woken up by Cheng Chumo's loud voice, and said in a daze: "Smoke to death? What...what...smoke to death? Chu...Chu Mo, why...why are you here too?" ?”
When Cheng Chumo saw that the doors and windows were closed, he couldn't help but feel despair and didn't bother to talk to Li Tai. At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a pain in his stomach and shouted quickly: "Quick, quick, quick, I need to poop! Hurry!"
"Pfft~!"
Inside the house, the smell of fresh feces, burning feces, and vomiting filth suddenly mixed together, and the stench was overwhelming! Even the maids and servants of the palace who have been smoked all night are a little unbearable at this moment. It is estimated that these people will not be able to eat in the next month, right?
"Ugh~!"
Li Tai felt his stomach churn, and he quickly turned sideways and vomited into the basin under the bed.
The other people lying on the bamboo couch were not much better. They were all so smoked by the stench emanating from the brazier that they wanted to die. It wasn't that they didn't want to "escape", but they pulled a Su has already collapsed from diarrhea, how can he still have the strength~? I can only lie on the bamboo couch and "enjoy" it silently!
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Outside the house, Li Er saw Li Zexuan coming out and asked, "Li Zhanshi, why did you ask Wu Changshi to find the toilet just now~?"
Empress Changsun, Cheng Yaojin and others also set their sights here.
Li Zexuan did not dare to say that he just wanted to verify whether the earthwork tube worked, but he said nonsense seriously: "Your Majesty, I put these toilet chips into the fire to burn them, hoping to remove the dampness and evil in the bodies of Qingque and the others. The qi is smoked out, and then supplemented with a few prescriptions to nourish qi and expel cold, to recuperate their bodies and prevent them from having diarrhea!"
When Li Er heard that Li Zexuan used toilet chips to treat Li Tai's illness, his face suddenly turned green. He subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was deliberately teasing his son. But Li Zexuan later spoke in a serious and well-founded manner, which made him hesitant for a moment. The main reason is that Master Lingxu's reputation is too great, otherwise he would be thinking of chopping Li Zexuan into pieces at this moment.
After a long pause, Li Er said with a dark face: "I believe you for the time being. If you can't cure Qingque and the others like this, I..."
He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the threat was clear.
Empress Changsun, Cheng Yaojin and others, who originally didn't look very good-looking, had no choice but to swallow their doubts when they heard that Li Er agreed.
Li Zexuan didn't care, because he was very confident in the other recipes in his mind, "Thank you for your trust, Your Majesty!"
Then he turned around and ordered: "Wu Changshi, please bring me some pen and ink. I will write down some prescriptions, and then you will send someone to get the medicine!"
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