Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang Academy come from outside Chang'an City, and only a small number of students went home during the two-day holiday. Although the rest of the students from other places could not go home, they were very happy at the thought of not having to undergo military training.
But as the saying goes, "Blessings come from misfortunes, and misfortunes come from blessings." Sometimes not being able to go home is actually a kind of luck.
"Damn it, I just wanted to poop when I got back. Jiang Wuyun, hurry up and bring me some toilet paper~!"
It didn't take long for Cheng Chumo to return to Chang'an. As soon as this guy entered the house, he suddenly felt his anus tightening and a sense of shit was about to come out. Cheng Chumo hurriedly went straight to the hut and gave instructions to his bookboy. .
Jiang Wuyun, who was in the front yard, originally wanted to say hello when he saw Cheng Chumo walking into the courtyard, but when he heard such a meaningless sentence, he was immediately confused.
"Hey~! Master, what is toilet paper~?"
Jiang Wuyun chased after Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.
Cheng Chumo, who had just arrived in front of the latrine, paused, patted his head, and said angrily: "Damn, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home, forget it, let me bring some newspapers to the young master~!"
Jiang Wuyun took the order and left. Cheng Chumo shook his head and entered the latrine with an unhappy look on his face.
"Damn~! Why does it stink so much!"
Cheng Chumo, who was used to going to the college toilet, immediately began to dislike it when he saw his hut when he came back. Not only does his house not have the white and smooth squatting pit of the academy, it also does not have a complete flushing system. It looks disgusting and smells bad, so it’s no wonder this guy is starting to dislike it.
"Uh~, Master, has our latrine always looked like this~?"
Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the latrine door and said in shock.
"Okay, okay, I understand, let's go~!"
Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, took the newspaper into the latrine, and said helplessly.
Cheng Chumo, who had just left Yanhuang Academy for less than an hour, was already beginning to miss the life at Yanhuang Academy. When I was in the academy, I wanted to go to the academy, and when I left the academy, I wanted to go back to the academy. Is this the legendary bad behavior?
In fact, Cheng Chumo is not the only student who commits crimes. The students who return home are first of all uncomfortable with the sudden switch in architectural style. Most of the buildings in Yanhuang Academy are exotic-style buildings made of cement and bricks, and the students’ homes They are both in the classical style with wooden doors and wooden windows. I can’t say which of the two styles is better or worse. I can only say that after students are used to living in classical-style buildings with wooden buildings and wooden windows, when they first entered Yanhuang Academy, they felt that Yanhuang Academy was like that of Yanhuang Academy. Style buildings are more comfortable to live in.
In addition, similar to what Cheng Chumo needed, the students all discovered the superiority of the college toilet. That kind of clean and hygienic toilet was simply not comparable to that of their own latrines.
"Butler, butler~, go to Funny Pavilion and buy some toilet paper for me~!"
In the Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the latrine with his butt between his legs, a constipated expression on his face, and said to the housekeeper in the courtyard. Looking at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in the latrine!
"Master, what is toilet paper~?"
The housekeeper looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled look and asked.
Sun Zifan frowned and waved his hand impatiently: "Well, it's just very sanitary paper. Butler, you can go to Qiquge and ask and you will understand. People over there will definitely know."
The housekeeper responded in a confused manner and went out. But after a while, he turned back and said sarcastically: "Master, the gate is about to close now. There should be no one in the Qiqi Pavilion!"
Sun Zifan said speechlessly: "Then let's go early tomorrow morning~!"
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Most of the students from Yanhuang Academy who returned to Chang'an encountered the embarrassing situation of no toilet paper in the latrines. After leaving the academy, they felt that they were not used to everything! But there is one person who is more fortunate, and that is Li Tai.
"Hey~! Fortunately, the princess has toilet paper, otherwise I would have killed her~!"
Li Tai came out of the hut contentedly with a roll of toilet paper in his arms, thinking sadly.
Now in the entire Tang Dynasty, apart from Li Zexuan's home and Yanhuang Academy, only Changle has toilet paper. When Changle followed Li Er, Queen Changsun and others to visit Yanhuang Academy, Li Chengqian suddenly had a stomachache, and Changle accidentally discovered the wonderful use of toilet paper. , and then the little girl took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch of toilet paper!
For such a well-behaved and lovely little girl like Changle, Li Zexuan has always treated her like his own sister. After hearing Changle's request, Li Zexuan naturally agreed to it. He arranged for someone to deliver a whole cart of toilet paper to the palace that day.
Li Tai took advantage of such a loophole and was able to obtain precious toilet paper.
"Hey~! The only drawback is that the latrines in the palace are not as comfortable as those in the academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan's design ability! Even the latrines can come up with new tricks~!"
In fact, the latrines in Prince Wei's Mansion were not dirty or smelly, but after much thought, Li Tai still felt that squatting in the latrines in the academy was more comfortable!
"Gu Changshi, tomorrow you invite a group of craftsmen who participated in the construction of Yanhuang Academy to come to the palace to repair the buildings and ask them to build them in the style of the academy~!"
Li Tai found the palace chief, Shi, and gave instructions in a low voice.
"Yes, Your Highness!"
The so-called Gu Changshi was a middle-aged scholar in his early thirties. He heard the words and bowed.
"By the way, if you ask people to go to Qiquge Pavilion tomorrow to buy some toilet paper for me, it's not good to always ask Changle to "borrow paper"!"
Li Tai thought for a while and added.
Gu Changshi was speechless and thought to himself, what kind of loan do you think this is? What is the difference between borrowing without repaying and stealing?
"Yes, Your Highness~!"
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To a certain extent, these Yanhuang Academy students who returned home for the holidays are like a batch of fire that spreads into the world and ignited a prairie fire! Through word of mouth among the students, people gradually became aware of novel gadgets such as toilet paper, water pipes, and showers. Moreover, after hearing the descriptions from the academy students, they felt that these things were quite useful!
Especially toilet paper, a soft thing that can replace the hard-as-iron toilet chips, is simply good news for everyone! As long as they are not short of money and pay attention to the quality of life, they will all yearn for toilet paper~!
But where should I buy this? Many people subconsciously think of Qiqu Pavilion, because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang Academy. Li Zexuan is the headmaster of Yanhuang Academy and is also the big boss of Qiqu Pavilion. If you think about it, if toilet paper is sold to outsiders, it must be in Qiqu Pavilion. It’s fun!
So, early on the next morning, Qiquge once again welcomed a large number of customers, and the queue had already filled the entire street!
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