In the end, at Li Tai's insistence, this group of "chicken thieves" caught six chickens from the chicken farm on the far side. Mainly because Li Tai thought that the chickens inside were too small and not enough to eat, so he continued to steal them. I caught three more, um, six people, one for each person, just right!
The chickens who had been chasing and playing in the forest all day would never have thought that on a quiet and peaceful night, evil people would break into the chicken farm and steal them.
"Qingque, Zifan, it's not easy for farmers to raise chickens so big. Why don't we just steal them?"
The dignified prince of the country was holding a chicken timidly at this moment. However, when the matter came to an end, Li Chengqian hesitated a little. He looked back at the chicken farm and said with some unbearability.
"Hey~! We have prepared this for a long time. Your Highness, please rest assured~!"
Sun Zifan chuckled, then took out two slings of copper coins from his arms and threw them into the chicken farm. Then he smiled and said: "Is it okay now? Six chickens, two coins, I believe the bankers will not lose money!"
Everyone glanced at Sun Zifan curiously. They probably didn't expect this funny man to think about things so carefully.
"Hey~! Okay! I have yours~! In this way, even if the farmers find out that six chickens are missing, they won't make it public~! Let's find a place to roast these chickens and eat them~!"
Li Tai praised Sun Zifan with satisfaction and then said.
"Hey, come with me, I know a place suitable for roasting chicken~!"
Sun Zifan took the initiative to ask for help.
The few people had no objection, and they followed Sun Zifan to an open space on the top of Yunshan Mountain and east of the academy. There was a clear spring next to it, reflecting the moonlight, and it was quite like "the bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring flows up the rocks." The empty valley is quiet.
"Chou Niu, Bao Lin, you kill the chicken, Your Highness the Prince, Qing Que, the three of us go find firewood, Huai Yu, how about you help move the stones and build a stove~?"
After finding such an excellent "picnic" location, Sun Zifan began to divide the work among everyone.
"I'm OK!"
"I don't have any problem either!"
Cheng Chumo, Yuchi Baolin and others agreed and started their respective work.
It has to be said that Sun Zifan's division of labor is quite reasonable. Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin, two idiots, were unambiguous when they killed chickens boldly. Three times, five times five divided by two, six chickens that were born less than half a year old ended their short life. life. If Li Chengqian and Li Tai were to do this work, they probably wouldn't be able to achieve this effect even after half a day of work.
A quarter of an hour later, a bonfire was lit in the open space next to the clear spring. Six people, Sun Zifan, Li Tai, Li Chengqian, Yuchi Baolin, Qin Huaiyu, and Cheng Chumo, sat around the bonfire. None of them held a bamboo stick. A slaughtered and cleaned broiler chicken was strung on the top of the stick, which was inserted into the fire and kept spinning.
"Hmm, the smell of meat is already there!"
Li Tai took two deep breaths and smelled the aroma of the chicken being roasted. The little fat man couldn't help but licked his mouth and moved his index finger.
"It's not nearly cooked yet, Qingque, if you turn it a few more times, you can sprinkle it with salt!"
Sun Zifan glanced at Li Tai's roasting muscles and said.
"Sprinkle salt~? By the way, we didn't bring any salt. Let's sprinkle some salt in a while~!"
Cheng Chumo patted his thigh and shouted regretfully.
There was a trace of regret on Li Tai's face, but the little fat man still said forcefully: "If there is no salt, there is no salt. As long as there is meat to eat~!"
Cheng Chumo said contemptuously: "Haha, Qingque, you are really hungry now. You can still eat meat without salt~!"
"Hey, who said there's no salt?"
At this moment, Sun Zifan took out a small bag of something from his arms and proudly said to everyone: "I have salt here, let everyone share a little bit~!"
Li Tai's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "Damn it, Zifan, why are you so awesome today? You brought everything out! Copper coins, fire folds and refined salt, what else do you have in your arms now?"
Others also looked at Sun Zifan in surprise.
Sun Zifan touched his nose and said with a smile: "Haha, in fact, I have long wanted to catch two chickens and beat them for sacrifice. I prepared these things two days ago! Who told the mountain chief to be too cheating and not give us meat? What~?"
"You little bastards, you stayed up in the middle of the night and came here to have a barbecue. You are really brave!"
At this moment, a cold voice came from the horizon, which made them all startled. Several people followed the sound and saw a man in white clothes walking on the snow from the east. His clothes were whiter than the snow, and his sleeves were fluttering, like a Banished to immortality under the moon~!
"Holy shit~! It's over, it's the mountain chief~!"
On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, when Li Zexuan and his beauty rode on a fairy lantern and traveled to Chang'an at night, Sun Zifan had seen him look so ecstatic before, so he was the first to recognize Li Zexuan among everyone.
Hearing what he said, the other people suddenly became panicked. Those who put out the fire were putting out the fire, and those who were hiding the chicken were in a hurry!
"Okay, don't destroy it, don't hide it, I've seen it all!"
In the blink of an eye, Li Zexuan had already landed near a few people. Seeing that they were in a hurry, Li Zexuan couldn't help but say.
"Uh, Chief, this is all a misunderstanding. We, we were all sleepwalking just now! Eh? Ugly Cow, Qingque, why are we all here? Aren't we all sleeping in the dormitory just now? Oh~ ! We must be sleepwalking, um, yes, we are sleepwalking~!"
Sun Zifan looked embarrassed at first and looked at Li Zexuan. The tease racked his brains for excuses, but in the end he could only blame Sleepwalking.
Li Zexuan didn't believe it at all. He was not an idiot. At this moment, he sneered, pointed at a few roasted half-cooked chickens on the ground, and said: "Haha~! Sleepwalking~? The six of you sleepwalking together does not count. Let's not talk about sleepwalking to a place. , and it turns out that each of you can still catch a chicken while sleepwalking? I'll give you another chance. Can you show me another sleepwalker like this?
I left the academy without authorization, and even dared to steal the chickens raised by farmers. This is a serious violation of academy disciplines. Do you take me seriously? Have you taken the academy seriously? Are you still worthy of being a student of Yanhuang Academy? "
Li Zexuan's stern words made Sun Zifan sweat profusely, and several others were silent. In the end, Li Chengqian could only step forward and intercede:
"Xiaoxuan, uh, Shanzhang, Qingque and Zifan, they were just greedy for a moment and did not intentionally violate the academy's discipline. Can you spare them this time?"
Cheng Chumo, Sun Zifan, and Li Tai all looked at Li Zexuan eagerly. After all, today's matter was big or small. In the worst case, it would not be too much for Li Zexuan to fire them because of this.
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