"Dahu, go and blanch these grasshoppers in boiling water until they are dead, wash them clean, then rinse them with water, sprinkle them with salt, mix them well and marinate them to taste!"
Coming to the small kitchen next to it, Li Zexuan handed the bamboo tube to Wang Dahu and gave instructions.
"Ah~? Ant... grasshopper~? The new dish you mentioned, Chief Shan, is that you want me to make grasshopper~?"
Wang Dahu was about to reach out to take the bamboo tube, but suddenly he reacted. The man immediately trembled and said with a look of horror.
Li Zexuan rolled his eyes and said angrily: "That's right! This dish is fried grasshoppers~? What's wrong~? What's all the fuss about!"
Wang Dahu was stunned, swallowed his saliva, and said nonchalantly: "Uh, Chief of the Mountain, you can't eat this grasshopper~! It will offend the Locust God!"
In ancient times, because people did not know enough about locusts, the probability of locust plagues was even higher. Faced with locusts flying all over the sky, people at that time said that they were transformed from fish eggs and turned into fish and shrimp when they entered the water. Moreover, Swarms of locusts cover the sky and the sun. People are afraid of them and call them the "Locust God".
When a locust plague breaks out, locusts will cause very serious disasters. Wherever they go, trees, crops, and even turf will be gnawed away. Farmers will have no harvest. As a result, many poor people will be displaced and starve to death on the streets. The corpse wilderness. But even so, the people only set up sacrifices to worship, and did not dare to hunt and kill the locusts. They allowed the locusts to chew on the seedlings because they were afraid of being retaliated by the locust god.
At this moment, when he heard that Li Zexuan wanted to fry locusts, not to mention whether this thing could be eaten as a dish, Wang Dahu did not dare to accept Li Zexuan's order just because of the reverence of people today for the locust god!
"Locust God~?"
Li Zexuan didn't understand what the Locust God was at first, but after thinking about it secretly, he understood immediately. He was angry and wanted to laugh at the same time. In his previous life, he had heard about the story of Yao Chong, the wise prime minister, who destroyed the "Locust God" during the Kaiyuan period. Story, I was still muttering how could the ancients be so stupid to regard locusts as gods? But now that he has seen it with his own eyes, he can’t help but not believe it!
"What bullshit locust god~? This is a little grasshopper, a little grasshopper that will die if you step on it~!"
Li Zexuan casually took out a grasshopper from the bamboo tube and gave it a "snap" kick. The green grasshopper was immediately crushed and the yellow liquid in its body flowed out.
"Did you see it? If this thing is the locust god, how could it be trampled to death by me~? Have you ever seen such a fragile god~?"
Li Zexuan pointed at the trampled locusts on the ground and said loudly.
Wang Dahu was stunned. He did know that many children like to catch locusts for fun. Usually no one will care about them even if they play to death. After all, they are children, and the gods will not blame them, but Li Zexuan is not a child!
Seeing that Wang Dahu was still stunned, Li Zexuan said seriously: "Dahu, although you are not a student of Yanhuang Academy, you are still half a member of Yanhuang Academy! As a member of Yanhuang Academy, the most basic thing is You must understand that there is no god in this world! These grasshoppers harm crops, do they deserve to be called gods~? This is simply ridiculous! This kind of thing is only worthy of being put in a frying pan, do you understand~?"
Wang Dahu was stunned for a long time before he nodded and said, "I understand, little one!"
"Well, good! Then go and do what I say!"
Li Zexuan also saw that Wang Dahu had not completely turned around, and he did not force it. After all, those old ideas were deeply ingrained in his heart. Without a period of digestion, it would be impossible to completely abandon the old ideas.
"Yes~! Chief Shan~!"
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On the playground, thanks to Cheng Yaojin, the temporary chief instructor, the academy students had a particularly large amount of training today. The students felt that they were several times more tired today than on the first day of military training!
"Run~! Run~! One, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, three, four~! One, two, three, four~!"
The instructors in the college are like shepherds with whips today, while the students have become a flock of sheep. Driven by the shepherds' whips, they have to run as hard as they can, although they don't know when this running will end. .
"Clang, clang, clang, clang~!"
When people are in pain, time will pass extremely slowly, but no matter how slowly it passes, the time that should pass will always pass. Just when everyone feels that a year has passed, the gongs and drums of Yanhuang Academy finally sounded. , all the students couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. They felt that if they trained for a while longer, their whole lives would be gone~!
"Beep beep~! Assemble~!"
Cheng Yaojin whistled, used his master-level strength, and roared, saying.
Speaking of this bamboo whistle, he almost broke it this afternoon because of playing with it. I have to say that Lao Cheng's lung capacity is indeed large enough. After blowing the bamboo whistle all afternoon, the students in class one feel that their eardrums are still there. "Buzzing" sound.
In a dozen breaths of time, all sixteen classes in the academy were assembled. This speed would never have happened a few days ago.
"Okay, for most students, today's training is over, but..."
As soon as Cheng Yaojin said this, many students realized something was wrong. What do they mean by the majority of students? Aren’t all students’ trainings over~?
Cheng Chumo's heart skipped a beat. The secret passage was coming. The hole the old man dug for everyone at the beginning was finally revealed~!
"The students selected in the morning who have a foundation in martial arts, don't go and finish their meal first. They will train for an hour before going to have their meal~! From now on, you will be called the special training class~!"
In the morning, Cheng Yaojin selected a total of thirty-six students with martial arts background from more than six hundred students. These students did enjoy the long-lost meat during lunch, so in the afternoon, except for Cheng Chumo, In addition, they were all secretly glad that they were selected by Cheng Yaojin in the morning. In this way, they can eat meat every meal in the future. They are really happy~!
But now, as soon as Cheng Yaojin said these words, they finally understood why there is a saying called "There is no free lunch in the world"! Routine, it’s all about routine~!
The academy has a lot of tricks up its sleeve, we have to go back to Chang'an City!
"You actually need extra training?"
"Why~? In the morning, Duke Lu didn't mention the extra training~!"
Some students couldn't help but talk among themselves.
"Pfft~! Haha~! Ugly cow, it seems that I really blamed you wrongly. It turns out that Duke Lu is not here to target me~! Haha~!"
The happiest person is none other than Li Tai. The little fat boy saw Cheng Chumo and Li Ke’s bowls full of meat at noon. It made him jealous and jealous. But now, our Royal Highness the King of Wei said, vegetables Just use green vegetables, it’s more cost-effective than training for an hour~!
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