The next day.
Li Zexuan came to Yanhuang Academy early because he received news early in the morning: There was trouble at the academy~!
Just a little mess, but really funny.
The thing is this: Yesterday afternoon, some college teachers who live in Chang'an naturally went home when they saw that the time was up. However, a considerable number of them were not locals in Chang'an, and their homes were far away from the college, so they "enjoyed the time" "I got the treatment of living in a dormitory for the first time in my life.
However, this dormitory is different from any room they have lived in before~!
The classrooms and dormitories of Yanhuang Academy are similar to the teacher dormitories of modern universities or middle schools. Correspondingly, the student dormitories are also similar to modern student dormitories.
The teachers, who were living in this kind of dormitory for the first time, took the keys they had received from Li Gang during the day and opened the door of the room smoothly. They first lit the candlesticks in the room and looked at the neat bed cabinets and quilts in the room. They were quite happy and felt that the environment here was better than some big inns in Chang'an City~!
Then they went to prepare to wash up and go to bed. They saw that there was a small room at the end of the dormitory. Many people could guess that it was a place for washing. When they went in, they saw a snow-white ceramic basin and shiny water pipes. , there is actually a small fairy mirror~!
Everyone thinks this dormitory is really too luxurious~!
And then, and then they were instantly confused when they went to the toilet~!
Well, this white and smooth pit is the latrine. They used it during the day. Hey, they happened to have a stomachache and had diarrhea, but this place is connected with the sleeping place~! And there is no water next to the toilet to flush poop~! If you stay here, how can you sleep at night~?
(It should be noted that only the dormitories and bathhouses of Yanhuang Academy now have water pipes. The rest of the buildings have relatively high floors and a large overall water consumption. It requires a lot of work to transport a sufficient amount of water to the water tower on the top of the building. Huge, there is currently no water supply for these buildings. Therefore, in Guanghua Building, Red Building and other buildings, there will be a bucket of water next to the toilet)
Damn, this is not the most important point. The most important thing is that the person who finished pooping suddenly found that there was no toilet seat here~? Is this okay~?
None of these people noticed the roll of white toilet paper placed in the window next to them. Maybe even if someone saw it, they wouldn't think that the paper was used to wipe butts~! After all, paper was a very precious thing to ancient literati.
As a result, the voice of "calling for friends" instantly rang out in many dormitories.
"Brother Sima, are you there~? Could you please help Han get a toilet chip~!"
"Toilet chip~? Oh~! Brother Han, wait a minute, I'll go out and look for it~!"
"Brother Shangguan, do you have a toilet in your house? Can you lend it to me?"
"Brother Yuwen, wait a minute, let me take a look...hey, there is no toilet seat in a certain room~!"
"Ah~? Then Brother Shangguan, can you go out and help me find one~! I remember there is a bamboo forest behind our academy~!"
"Okay, brother Yuwen, please wait a moment, I will bring back two more slices by the way~!"
This is the idea of those who can call their "neighbors" by their names, but some people are assigned dormitories and they don't know the people next to them at all. How should they deal with this~? You can't cut bamboo with your butt naked, right? Hey, it looks like it’s okay~! Anyway, no one can see it in the dark at night...
Therefore, no one expected that ten years later, when the world's top university was first established, there would be such a scene:
"Ugh~! Here comes another one, it smells so bad~!"
"Ugh~! Isn't this fucking smelly~?"
(It can make a group of gentlemen use foul language, so you can imagine how stinky it is)
"No, I have to finish cutting and go back quickly~!"
"Hey, who the hell touched my butt~? Damn, Lao Gong, is it you~? There are so many calluses on my hands, it must be you~!"
Last night, it was dark and windy, with no moon or stars. It could be said that they could not see anything. These people worked hard to find the location of the bamboo forest, but were helpless to find that there were so many accomplices there, so the above conversation took place. The bamboo forest that Li Zexuan had previously transplanted for students to enjoy and cultivate their character was turned into a "smoky mess" by them.
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"Mo Zhong, let all the gentlemen gather in the teachers' dormitory~!"
Arriving at Yanhuang Academy, Li Zexuan rushed to Mo Zhong next to him with a dark face.
Mo Huai is now the subject leader of the physics department of the academy, and can be regarded as one of the giants of the academy. Mo Zhong and Mo Yun do not have Mo Huai's ability. Originally, they applied to Li Zexuan to be the academy gate guards, but Li Zexuan felt that these two people were good in martial arts and it would be a waste to use them as doorkeepers, so he asked them to follow him to run errands and send messages.
(23333, speaking of janitors and errand runners, there doesn’t seem to be much difference between the two)
"Yes, Chief Shan~!"
A quarter of an hour later, all the gentlemen from Yanhuang Academy came downstairs to the teachers' dormitory. When they saw Li Zexuan's face looking unhappy, those who lived in the academy last night lowered their heads in shame. Those who did not live in the academy, They also looked very embarrassed. Apparently they knew about the "frustration" that happened in the academy last night.
Li Gang came relatively late. After all, he was old, so he didn't know yet. Looking at this strange scene, the old man felt that his brain was a little exhausted.
"Gentlemen, I am very sorry for what happened in the academy last night. I am responsible for this~! For many people, Yanhuang Academy is a new thing that they have never seen before, but I, the mountain leader, did not teach it in advance You use these new things, which is because I didn’t consider it carefully. Today I will take you to familiarize yourself with everything in the academy~! Don’t forget to teach all these to students when they enter the school in the future~!"
Li Zexuan did not blame them. He looked unhappy because the first day of operation of Yanhuang Academy exposed too many problems. These problems proved that there were big blind spots in his own thinking. He always felt that Yanhuang Academy He seemed to be very accustomed to the modern things in the academy and used them easily, but he ignored that the people around him were all from the Tang Dynasty~!
As a result, there is the absurd phenomenon that the physics teacher cannot understand the formulas with Arabic numerals in the book, and the dormitory teacher does not use ready-made toilet paper when using the toilet, but has to go out naked to chop bamboo~!
When everyone heard this, they secretly thought that the mountain chief today was really reasonable, so they all said politely: "Hey, the mountain chief said something serious~!"
"Yes~! No wonder Shanzhang~!"
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Eleventh update~!
(End of chapter)
