"I have already said what needs to be said~! Today, you all have shown the same arrogance as when you and I killed enemies in battle. Uncle Bao has recovered from his old injuries and unexpectedly broke through. Aren't you happy in your hearts? ~? Come~! There are no kings, kings, and ministers at the wine table today, we will not go home until we get drunk~!"
When Li Er saw that the empty wine bowl in front of him was filled by Li Zexuan, he picked it up, held it flat in front of his chin, and said loudly to Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin and others.
(Ahem~! Neither Cheng Chumo nor Qin Huaiyu dared to come over and pour wine for Li Er, so this hard job naturally fell on Li Zexuan~!)
"Come on~! Just do it~! When it comes to drinking, I, Old Cheng, have never been afraid of anyone~! Since His Majesty said that there are no monarchs and ministers at the wine table today, then you will be drunk by me, Old Cheng, and you will be knocked down later. You can't blame me~ !”
Cheng Yaojin was the most nervous. He stood up with the wine bowl in hand and said in a rough voice.
Li Er laughed: "Haha~! I don't know how much you Cheng Zhijie can drink~? If you can drink me down today, I will promise a daughter to your Cheng family~!"
After hearing Li Er's sincere words, Cheng Yaojin felt relieved. When he heard the words, his eyes lit up and he said, "Do you really mean what you said~?"
Li Zexuan listened but couldn't help but feel moved in his heart. According to the official history, Cheng Chuliang, the second son of Cheng Yaojin, did marry Princess Qinghe, one of Li Er's daughters. The history is always surprisingly similar~!
"You have no joke~!"
Although Li Er's body seems not as strong as Cheng Yaojin's, he still has some skills in drinking. After all, how many emperors have not been baptized by alcohol~?
After the two of them made such a fuss, the previous tense atmosphere suddenly dissipated. Yuchi Jingde joked: "Your Majesty, you can only believe half of Cheng Zhijie's words. The older this old guy gets, the more he talks nonsense~!"
Niu Jinda smiled and said: "That's right~! Zhijie's drinking capacity is even worse than that of my old Niu, and he will brag~!"
Cheng Yaojin immediately became anxious. He stared in disbelief and said, "Hey~! I said you two are starting to collude, right~? Come on, come on, let me, Old Cheng, drink you both down by myself~ ! I’ll do it first out of respect~!”
After that, he picked up the wine bowl and was about to drink it all with a tilt of his neck. Niu Jinda quickly said: "Wait a minute, wait a minute~!"
"What's wrong~? Hey, Old Niu, are you scared~?"
Cheng Yaojin was confused at first, and then said proudly.
Niu Jinda spat: "Fart~! How can I be afraid of you, crazy Cheng~? What I want to say is, how boring is it for you to drink a bowl of ground and drink~? It's hard to tell the winner~! Why don't we fight with fists? Wine~! Your Majesty, Uncle Bao, what do you think~?"
Li Er nodded and said: "Okay~!"
Qin Qiong also nodded and said "Yeah".
Seeing this scene, Cheng Yaojin could only frown and said: "Pull...punch, just punch~! Come on, come on~!"
Everyone quickly reached an agreement and were about to start punching. At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly came from the field: "How boring is your boxing~? I know a more interesting game, perfect for the wine table~! "
Several people were looking for fame, and it was Cheng Chumo who suggested with eagerness.
"Go, go, go~! I'm drinking, you little brat, take two pieces of meat and go eat it~!"
Cheng Yaojin didn't talk nonsense. He came up with two big ear scrapers and slapped them on the back of Cheng Chumo's head. Cheng Chumo was hit hard and grinned in pain. Hearing Cheng Yaojin's heartless words again, he couldn't help but gasp. Here, this guy didn’t know if he had eaten the courage of a bear’s heart and a leopard’s courage, but he actually said:
"Ouch~! Wocao, Dad, I am still not your biological child~! You are really capable of doing this and speaking out~!"
"Pfft~!"
Li Zexuan was the first one to burst into laughter because he couldn't hold it back. The others, including Li Er, also laughed.
Cheng Yaojin's face darkened and he was about to take action again, but Li Er quickly stopped him and said: "Okay, Zhijie, stop fighting, let Ugly Cow talk~! I'm not sure this kid really has some good ideas. ~?"
Cheng Yaojin gave up, but he still glared at Cheng Chumo fiercely and said, "Say~! If you can't explain why, you little bastard, see if I don't break your legs when you get back~!"
Cheng Chumo shrank his neck, and then began to introduce it to the bosses in the field: "This game is called Feng Qi Guo. The rules of the game are very simple. You first designate a person and say any number. For example, His Majesty says five, Li Uncle, you have to pick up Liu immediately, and so on.
However, whenever encountering a multiple of seven or a number containing seven, that person cannot pronounce it and must say "pass". Those who do not say "pass" or those who hesitate for more than two breaths are all considered failures. The person who loses will be fined one drink, and then the next round of the game will start again with this person~! I wonder what your majesty and uncles think~? "
Li Zexuan couldn't help but cover his face. This guy has completely transferred the rules of the game that he said that day~! It's really hard for him, but there is no problem in moving the game itself, the problem is...
"No~! This thing is not as easy as punching, you brat is just here to cause trouble~!"
Sure enough, before Li Er could say anything, Cheng Yaojin was the first to jump out and scold him.
In fact, Cheng Yaojin was wondering in his heart at this moment: Is this son his biological son? How can I cheat him?
Because if the rules of this game are followed, the ones who suffer the most in the game are he and Yuchi Jingde. Although the others are military generals, they are not as good at martial arts as they are. Cheng Chumo came up with such a bad idea, wouldn't it cost him Cheng Yaojin's life~?
Li Er thought for a while and understood the essence of this game. He suddenly felt interesting and said: "Zhijie said that is wrong. Compared with boxing, this game is obviously much more fun~! Let's do this today~! "
Except for Yuchi Jingde, the other veterans all agreed.
These two miserable brothers glared at Cheng Chumo with hatred, and could only obey the majority~!
Next, no doubt.
Qin Qiong: "Nineteen~!"
Li Jing: "Twenty~!"
Cheng Yaojin: "...twenty...one~? Well, no, no, no..."
Yuchi Jingde, who was lowered by Cheng Yaojin, breathed a sigh of relief, and then laughed and said: "Haha~! Cheng Zhijie, you lost, drink first~! Let's talk about other things~!"
"Yes, yes, yes~! Drink first~!"
Li Er picked out a large piece of pork for himself and said to Cheng Yaojin.
Cheng Yaojin had no choice but to admit defeat and work first as a courtesy~!
Then the hot alcohol penetrated directly into his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Cheng Yaojin quickly picked up a chopstick and stuffed the meat into his mouth, hoping to relieve it. As a result, after chewing, he was immediately shocked. While he was eating his stuff, he shouted excitedly:
"Hmm~~~! This meat is so delicious~! It looks greasy on the outside, but it doesn't taste greasy at all~! Tsk tsk~! Xiaoxuan's craftsmanship is so good~! These things can go well with wine. No matter how much I drink, I still won’t get drunk~!”
Li Er couldn't help but said: "This is called fat but not greasy. Cheng Zhijie, what are you talking about so much about?"
Cheng Yaojin smiled dryly and said: "Hey~~! How can I compare with His Majesty in my knowledge~! Hmm~! These fried fish nuggets are also very delicious~! With these snacks today, I will definitely be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Ah~! Let’s keep going, it’s my turn, I say thirteen~!”
Yuchi Jingde hurriedly said: "Pass~!"
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It is naturally impossible to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. After all, the strength is there. After repeated failures, Lao Cheng finally became cold and fell under the table. Li Zexuan and Cheng Chumo quickly confessed to Li Er. Dragging Cheng Yaojin, preparing to send him to Cheng's house~!
"Oh~! Xiaoxuan, if I do this, wouldn't I have killed our Cheng family's princess wife~? If His Majesty granted Chu Liang a marriage, wouldn't I have tricked my brother~? "
After Cheng Chumo's long reflex arc, he finally realized something was wrong. He patted his head and said sadly.
Li Zexuan curled his lips and said, "You not only cheated your brother, you also cheated your father~!"
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