Chapter 538 It turns out that Brother Ugly Niu’s fairy is Xiaoxuan~!

Style: Historical Author: Pi Xia KeWords: 2233Update Time: 24/01/12 12:39:31
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"The two hundred and fifteen heroic souls who died here three days ago, I am here to avenge you today~! I will make sure that no chickens or dogs will be left alive on this Snake Spirit Mountain~!"

Being so far apart, there was another messy scene filled with war and gunpowder smoke below. Of course, Li Zexuan couldn't see Yin Batian's condition at the moment, nor could he hear the conversation between Fei Snake and Yin Batian. While he was controlling In the direction of the hot air balloon's flight, it dropped mines below and carried out all-round bombing without blind spots.

This guy is now like a combat pilot flying a bomber, just rush and do it~!

"Hohohoho~!"

At this moment, a thunderous roar came from below. Li Zexuan heard it clearly from above. It was the Seventh Cultivation Serpent.

"Hmph~! The evil beast came just in time~!"

Li Zexuan quickly searched for the location of the Seventh Cultivator Serpent with his eyes. After a while, he finally found the Seventh Cultivator Snake rolling on the ground behind the original main hall of the Seventh Cultivator Sect.

"Boohoo~!"

Li Zexuan didn't hesitate. In just a few breaths, he ignited four or five cannonballs, and then smashed them hard at the Seventh Path Snake.

"Aren't your snake scales as hard as iron~? I want to see if your special mother's can be stronger than a bomb~!"

"Boom boom boom~!"

"Ouch~~!"

Facts have proved that no living thing can withstand this violent bombing. The Seventh Cultivating Snake was instantly covered with bruises and let out a painful howl. The sound was louder than the explosion of explosives and resounded throughout the entire Snake Spirit Mountain.

"Poison~!"

When the flying snake heard the sound, his eyes were about to burst. He tried desperately to run over there, but at this moment, he was surrounded by fire and couldn't rush out at all. Moreover, a bomb happened to be detonated next to him, and there was a "boom" , the flying snake's limbs were instantly blown off, and the whole person was blown far away, and it could no longer speak.

Most of the houses in this era were made of wooden structures. After Li Zexuan's previous bombing, the place was basically a sea of ​​fire. In order to prevent anyone from escaping, he had no reservations and bombed the top of the mountain twice. .

A quarter of an hour later, except for the "crackling" sound of burning wood, there were no other cries for help or wailing from below. Li Zexuan stopped. He looked at the motionless Seventh Cultivating Snake on the ground, and his heart suddenly moved. , then controlled the hot air balloon to land slowly...

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At the foot of Snake Spirit Mountain.

A quarter of an hour ago.

"Brother Ugly Niu, it's almost the third update, let's go back! Xiaoxuan probably won't come~!"

Yuchi Baolin pulled Cheng Chumo, who was looking toward the east (that was the direction Li Zexuan flew to in the hot air balloon just now), and said dullly.

"Hey~! Baolin, don't make trouble~! Didn't you see the fairy on the fireball dancing for me just now~?"

Cheng Chumo impatiently slapped Yuchi Baolin's hand away and said with an "intoxicated" look on his face.

"I...I didn't see it~!"

Yuchi Baolin slightly despised Cheng Chu for being silent, but he really couldn't see clearly whether there was anyone on the fireball just now. His vision was very blurry at night. He just saw a ball of fire, which is what modern people commonly call it. Night blindness!

In ancient China, due to malnutrition and the fact that carrots had not yet been introduced to China, some people believed that the ancient people generally suffered from night blindness.

Although this statement is slightly exaggerated (because night blindness is mainly caused by three aspects: one is lesions, the other is congenital inheritance, and the third is lack of vitamin A. The ancients mainly suffered from malnutrition caused by insufficient intake of protein, fat and sugar, and vitamins are not It would be very lacking, otherwise there would not be so many examples of night fighting in history books), but it is an indisputable fact that the proportion of ancient people suffering from night blindness was much higher than that of modern people.

"Alas~! Paulin~! I'm not talking about you, brother. With the look in your eyes, even if fate comes, you won't be able to see it! If you keep doing this, you're probably destined to be single for the rest of your life~!"

Cheng Chumo patted Yuchi Baolin's shoulder and said in a serious (unconscious) and shameful tone.

I wonder if this guy would be as "calm" as he is now if he knew the truth?

"Ang~?"

Yuchi Baolin glanced at Cheng Chumo, his face full of innocence. This damn girl was shot even while she was lying down~!

"Boom boom boom~!"

At this moment, Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin first saw a large bright fire on the top of Sheling Mountain to the east, and then they heard a loud roar from the other side, and the two of them were frightened. Sitting in the grass.

"Wocao~! Wocao~! It's thundering~! It's thundering over there~! Isn't this thunder too powerful~?"

Cheng Chumo no longer cared about hiding, he jumped up and shouted.

"That's not thunder~!"

At this moment, Cheng Chumo felt a gust of wind blowing in his ears, and then heard an extremely calm voice say.

Cheng Chumo subconsciously shouted: "Fart~! Besides thunder, what kind of sound can be so...so...? Niu...Uncle Niu, you...why are you here~?"

Cheng Chumo turned his head to see who was coming, and his tongue was immediately knotted. At this moment, he really wanted to give himself a mouthful.

Yuchi Baolin on the side was already wilting when he saw Niu Jinda coming over. Now when he heard Cheng Chumo's words about committing suicide, he almost burst out laughing. Anyway, the child had to endure it very hard.

"Hmph~! Why am I here~? I would like to ask you two why you are here~? You didn't sleep in the tent in the middle of the night and went out of the camp without permission. Do you know that you are ignoring military regulations~? I'm going to kill you two today. The legs are broken, Zhijie and Jingde have nothing to say~!"

Niu Jinda put on a coffin face and scolded them both coldly.

"Uh, no, Uncle Niu, don't be angry~! Bao Lin and I just came out to pee in a hurry, and we happened to catch up with the thunder over there. Ah, by the way, you just said it wasn't thunder over there, what was it~ ?”

Cheng Chumo shrank his neck, licked his face, and changed the subject wittily.

Niu Jinda glanced at this guy. How could he not see that Cheng Chumo was changing the subject~? But just now he was just scaring these two children, and he didn't really want to use military law against them. At this time, he snorted and said:

"I don't know what it is, but it's definitely not thunder! Because there won't be any rain in the past few days!"

Having said this, he couldn't help but stretch his calves. He just said that there would be no rain in the next few days. It was not because he had read the weather forecast, or because he could predict the weather like Zhuge Liang, but because he had rheumatism in his legs. !

"Besides, thunder can shake the earth and mountains. With this posture, the top of Sheling Mountain will probably be leveled~! I guess this is Xiaoxuan's method~! This kid really does what he says~!"

Niu Jinda stroked his beard and guessed.

"What rice~? Is it Xiaoxuan~? Wocao, vomit~~!"

Cheng Chumo reacted with a look of horror on his face, then staggered a few steps, ran to the side and vomited.

"Haha~! It turns out that Brother Ugly Niu's fairy is Xiaoxuan~!"

Yuchi Baolin scratched his head and chuckled.

"What fairy~?"

Niu Jinda was a little confused, he said doubtfully.

"It was just above our heads..."

"Yu Chi Baolin~! If you dare to tell anyone, I will kill you~!!!"

Yuchi Baolin was waiting to explain when Cheng Chumo's roar of grief and anger came from the grass next to him.

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