"Okay~! Xiaoxuan, when other people get married, they always face all kinds of difficulties in the bride's family, but when you come here, it feels like you're going home. It's amazing! Teach me a lesson, brother!"
After entering Hanjiazhuang, Li Zexuan led everyone to rush towards the small courtyard of Hanjiazhuang. The vast number of carriages and horses almost filled the entire village. When Li Zexuan was thinking about going back, why did the convoy turn around, and Cheng Chumo was in a hurry. He came over and asked, licking his face.
"Why are you learning this? You're thinking about getting married before you even have a partner. Are you thinking too much?"
Li Zexuan squinted his eyes and said lightly.
That look in his eyes, coupled with that expression, is clearly saying, "You're a single guy, so don't worry about it. Even if you learn it, you won't be able to use it!"
Cheng Chumo was furious and wanted to step forward to fight, but was pushed back by Cheng Yaojin's hand.
"Stay aside, you brat, watch and study hard, and don't mess around. I haven't seen your whole wife come out in so many years. She has no future~!"
Cheng Chumo opened his mouth. He was fed a handful of dog food by Li Zexuan before, but now he was fed a bunch of dog shit by his father. He really said, "My life is miserable!"
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"Bride, come out! Bride, come out! Bride, come out! Bride, come out! Bride, come out..."
Arriving at the Han family's courtyard, today's wedding ceremony has reached the most important part - makeup. Of course, all the carriages brought by Li Zexuan cannot be brought to the Han family's door. Only the leading carriage was brought here. This was used to pick up the bride. The rest of the carriages were lined up on the village path, following Li Zexuan, as well as the wedding group No. 1,200.
With so many people, the small courtyard of the Han family must not be able to fit in. Only about a hundred people entered the courtyard with Li Zexuan, and the rest were in the open space outside the courtyard, giving Li Zexuan a boost.
More than 1,200 strong men, neatly shouting the same sentence, can only be described as "shaking the sky". Anyone who has experienced military training in high school or college will definitely be very familiar with this scene. Just like more than a thousand people shouting slogans in unison during military training, one sound is louder than the other, and each wave is louder than the other.
The noise at this moment has obviously exceeded the upper limit, especially Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin, two famous loudspeakers, shouting and yelling, trying their best to cajole. This kind of noise completely broke the atmosphere. Looking at the appearance of these two guys, It's like he's here to help Li Zexuan seduce his bride, but he's here to make me laugh.
In the boudoir, a group of people immediately covered their mouths and chuckled. Han Yuxi heard that it was Li Zexuan's good brother who was causing trouble. She shook her head in amusement and was not angry. She just looked at the dressing table in silence.
Mrs. Qin laughed and scolded: "It must be Chu Mo and Bao Lin who are just messing around. I have to talk to them properly when I get back!"
"Mom, no need, everyone is happy, the excitement is great!"
Han Yuxi smiled slightly.
Mrs. Qin smiled and nodded. After a while, she called Han Yuxi to go out: "Yuxi, it's okay, let's go out!"
So, can Li Zexuan finally see his wife whom he has not seen for a long time? of course not! There are still procedures that have not been completed yet!
Mrs. Qin and the servants and maids supported and surrounded Han Yuxi and hugged Han Yuxi out of the boudoir. Now even if the bride leaves the house and enters the hall, the family will hang a heavy screen tent in the hall as a barrier, and put a saddle on the ground inside the tent, and Han Yuxi will go out. He was helped to sit on the saddle, facing south and north. No matter how he looked at this time, he could only see a slim shadow.
The next step is to prepare for the "goose laying ceremony". "Dianyan" is the core part of the wedding ceremony in the Tang Dynasty. Because the wild goose adheres to monogamy and is loyal, the ancients with good wishes used the wild goose as a mascot, hoping that the newlyweds would be harmonious and beautiful. Unswerving, until death do we rest......
That being said, even if the social status of women in the Tang Dynasty was improved compared to that of women in subsequent dynasties, it was still normal for men to have three wives and four concubines at this time. Therefore, the so-called "Dianyan Ceremony" was nothing more than a sustenance. It is just a beautiful fantasy that a married woman has for her future husband.
Li Zexuan looked at the faint and graceful figure behind the screen. Full of joy and excitement, he turned around and took the live wild goose he brought from home. With a lucky move, he threw it just over the screen with great accuracy. The maidservant and the girl from the same village saw the wild goose being thrown over, swarmed up and grabbed the wild goose, and then tied some ropes around the wild goose's body and mouth. Don't let it move or scream, just leave it like this, because after the wedding is over, the groom's family will come with something to "redeeme" the goose and then release it.
Then the next step is the bloody plot that Li Zexuan often saw in countless time-travel novels in his previous life-reciting poems. This must be chanted until the bride is so moved that she asks someone to pull open the curtain so that the couple can meet. At this time, the groom is usually very anxious.
Because ancient times are not like modern times, many couples will not meet each other before getting married, let alone know each other, so the groom is generally eager to know what his pillow person will look like in the future, but Li Zexuan and Han Yuxi are different. They are in free love...
Although he already knew about Han Yuxi's fairy-like beauty, Li Zexuan still wanted to recite poetry, but he was already prepared for this:
"The stars last night and the wind last night, the painting building is on the west side of the Guitang Hall on the east side; there are no colorful phoenixes flying on the body, but there is a clear understanding in the heart. I send Gouchun wine to warm the next seat, and the cao is covered with wax and the lamp is red; I listen to the drum and answer the official's call, and walk around Malan Taiwan type Zhuanpeng."
"Good! Good! Good! Well done!"
Li Shangyin's song "Untitled" will definitely shock the audience, right? Haha~! You think too much! Most of the people present were rough guys. How many educated people could there be? How many people know how to appreciate poetry? Cheng Chumo and the others didn't care what the poem was like, as long as it was written by Li Zexuan, they would applaud it in unison.
But the best song of the ages is the best song of the ages. These people present always know the right things, such as Mrs. Qin and Han Yuxi.
"Okay, okay! I didn't expect Xiaoxuan's literary talent to be so outstanding! This makeup-inducing poem is a rare masterpiece~!"
Mrs. Qin tasted it for a moment, then she put her hands on her hands and smiled.
She had previously thought that Li Zexuan would get by with a few poems written by his predecessors. After all, Li Zexuan was not known for his poetry, so she never expected to hear such a masterpiece that has been handed down from generation to generation today.
"I don't have the wings of a colorful phoenix, but I have a clear mind!"
Han Yuxi's eyes bloomed with infinite brilliance, and she kept repeating these two lines of poetry in her mouth. Gradually, her eyes became a little moist, and she heard her whisper: "Mother~! Let them remove the screen~ !”
"Ah~! Okay, okay, it seems that Xiaoxuan is quite capable. He moved Yu Xi with just one poem~! Hongling, take down the screen and curtain~!"
Mrs. Qin was stunned, but she didn't object. She was just a little surprised and asked people to do it.
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