"Well, I'm going to get married in five days! I should be busy with weddings recently, so I've postponed the preparations for the academy to ten days!"
When Li Zexuan heard Li Er's question, he scratched his head in embarrassment.
It's so pitiful that in two lifetimes, this is his first time marrying a wife!
"Hey~! It's rare that you get embarrassed!"
Li Er seemed to have discovered a new world, teasing:
"I have heard that your fiancée is a famous beauty in eight villages around Chang'an. Hey, I didn't expect that your kid is a pervert at such a young age!"
Damn~~
Li Zexuan opened his mouth wide and looked at Li Er with a dull look on his face. This "old pervert" actually had the nerve to say that he was a pervert. You damn old Li, if you say that to me, won't your conscience hurt?
"Your Majesty, I am dedicated to my love, so how can I talk about sex?"
Li Zexuan's words were thorny and he pushed back.
Anyway, since Li Er said such inappropriate words now, it proves that he is joking with himself, so it shouldn't be too much to joke with him too, right?
"Asshole! How dare you make insinuations?"
What does it mean to be single-minded? Didn't Li Zexuan's words mean to ridicule Li Er's carefree mind? How could Li Er not hear the meaning behind this?
"Ahem! I just told the truth and didn't make any insinuations!"
Li Zexuan said with an innocent face.
"Go away! You have nothing to do with me here!"
Li Er waved his hand helplessly, not wanting to see Li Zexuan again.
"Uh, Your Majesty, I have one more thing to do!"
Li Zexuan secretly despised Lao Li for his low quality. What "gun, gun, gun" is like what an emperor said to his ministers?
"Anything else?"
"Ahem, um... I just told His Majesty that I will get married in five days. I am bold and want to invite Your Majesty to have a wedding drink at that time!"
Li Zexuan said boldly and shamelessly.
Li Zexuan was the only person in the entire Tang Dynasty who dared to invite Li Er to a wedding banquet in the Manlu Hall!
This guy wants Li Er to raise some money!
When Li Er heard this, he looked at Li Zexuan in surprise and was speechless for a long time. It was probably the first time that he encountered such a funny and shameless minister like Li Zexuan, and he had no experience in dealing with it!
"......I know! Please step back!"
Li Er waved his hand and said.
Li Zexuan is speechless, what do you mean by this sentence? I didn’t say go, because I didn’t say I couldn’t go. Tsk tsk, these officials all talk so much that they like to play deep! Well, since you didn't explicitly refuse, I'll assume you agreed. Li Zexuan automatically added.
"Minister, please retire!"
Li Zexuan resigned.
"Huh~? Wait!"
Just as Li Zexuan was about to walk to the door, he heard Li Er shout. This guy stopped suddenly, turned around and came back. He looked at Lao Li resentfully and thought to himself: These officials are so talkative that they not only like to play deep, but also like to speak half-speech and squeeze out toothpaste. Similar.
"What other orders does your Majesty have?"
Li Er muttered: "I want to explain to you, your "Yanhuang Academy", you'd better seize the time and start preparations as soon as possible. It's a very important matter, so don't slack off! The impeachment of Cui Shanyou and others against you this time is purely false. , I will not trust them!"
"I also know that your kid is a person who doesn't let go of the eagle before seeing rabbits. I asked you to study the telegraph machine a while ago. You have been studying for so long without any results. Now you are suddenly so active. Isn't it because you have motivation?"
"But don't worry, kid, I won't treat you badly! When you resign from the post of Director of the Imperial College, I will promote you to Prince Zhan and give you the title of Doctor Jin Ziguanglu! How about that?"
Damn it, you are so awesome, my Brother Di! This is a seven-level upgrade in a row! He was directly promoted from the fifth-rank Imperial College Secretary to the third-rank Prince Zhan Shi, which was one level higher than Kong Yingda's "Guozijian Sacrificial Wine" from the third rank.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zexuan thanked him happily.
Lao Li finally did something!
"Well, go ahead!"
Li Er waved his hand without raising his head.
After leaving the palace, Li Zexuan really wanted to sing loudly! He chatted with Li Er for more than an hour this time, which was the longest time he had stayed in any meeting with the saint. The key is that he told Li Er about the big event he had been planning for a long time and approved it. From now on, he will be the principal! How can Li Zexuan be unhappy?
Haha, I finally don’t have to fight with those old guys like Cui Shanyou in the Imperial College anymore. Hey, while it’s still early, I can go back and have a “chat” with my wife! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but speed up his pace.
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the other side.
In order to "investigate the case", Brother Ji took his two "younger brothers" to Cui Shanyou's house for an on-the-spot investigation.
Not to mention, this guy really pretends to be the same. I saw him squatting on the ground and gesturing at some "poop". But at this moment, he was really scolding his mother in his heart. It stinks~~, if not Mrs. Cui looked on, and he must have given up his career long ago.
"Pang Sige, how are you? Have you found out who the murderer is?"
After seeing Brother Ji "measure" his poop in a decent manner, Mrs. Cui quickly came over and asked.
The pile of shit in front of the door has seriously affected her life.
Brother Ji pretended to analyze: "Ahem, according to the clues I found below, this pile of shit was probably pulled out at around nine o'clock this morning. There were more than forty people who shitted, and they were all children. Cui Madam, I will report these investigation results to the superiors truthfully, and please believe that our Wuhou Mansion will definitely help you find the murderer!"
Ahem! In fact, any person can detect what Brother Chicken said. This guy is deliberately pretending. He knows who is behind it, but he definitely can’t tell, so he can only pretend to be working very hard. Looks like a "worker"!
"Great, thank you Pang Sige! I will definitely thank Pang Sige after my husband recovers!"
Mrs. Cui came over and expressed her gratitude to Brother Ji.
Brother Chicken showed no expression on his face, but he was curling his lips in his heart. Is he still recovering from his illness? I’m afraid Cui Shanyou’s illness won’t be cured!
Anyway, he felt that Cui Shanyou was definitely no match for Li Zexuan!
"You're welcome! This is our duty! Then Mrs. Cui, let's take our leave now! The other doctors who have been victimized still need me to understand the situation!"
Brother Chicken raised his hand, he couldn't stay here any longer, it was so stinky!
But Mrs. Cui doesn't think so. In her opinion, Brother Ji is dedicated! After seeing this one, I immediately went to check out the next one without stopping. It was so dedicated.
"Thank you for your hard work, Pang Sige. Please walk slowly~!"
"Hmm~~"
Brother Ji pretended to say "hmm", but he almost laughed out loud in his heart!
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