"Well, you have all got the test papers for this monthly exam. You know how you did in the exam, so I won't read them one by one. I hope everyone will follow the standards of the students on the honor list and keep a distance from the students on the shame list! This month, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Duan Wenbo, Guang Gaohan, and Wang Meng are responsible for the hygiene of the teaching building in the school. You must stay and clean the teaching building carefully after school every day. If I find that you are careless, If it’s over, you can continue scanning next month, do you hear me?”
Arithmetic School.
Li Zexuan stood on the podium and talked about the results of this monthly exam. To be honest, he was very satisfied with the current arithmetic school. Without bragging, any student in the arithmetic school could take it and work as an accountant in some shops. They are all competent enough. After all, the modern counting methods and calculation methods taught to them by Li Zexuan are much more advanced than the counting and calculation methods of this era.
"I heard it~~"
Hearing the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Wang Meng and other students on the shame list weakly responded, and then their faces turned red with shame, and they wished they could lie down on the ground and find a crack in the ground to crawl in, all in their hearts I secretly vowed that I would go back and study hard every night this month, and I would never be on the list of shame again!
"Meng Wenhao, who ranked first in the monthly exam this time, was rewarded with a free meal at Zuixianlou for his family. Due to special reasons, this reward was cashed the day before yesterday! Everyone knows that I am very rich. If you want to make me poor, Just try to be the first in the exam!”
Li Zexuan said half-jokingly.
"Haha~~"
The students burst into good-natured laughter. They all knew that it would be impossible to make Li Zexuan's family poor just by eating.
"Okay, let's start class now! Today we will talk about the test papers for this monthly exam..."
"Pfft~~~"
Halfway through Li Zexuan's words, a strange "puff" sound suddenly came from behind the teaching building, and everyone couldn't help but turn their heads and look over there.
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting, you pooped in public in class! Ugh~~, I can't stand it anymore!"
Sun Zifan was the first to find the source of the sound. He saw an unknown yellow object on Cheng Chumo's stool. Thinking of the weird "poof" sound just now, Sun Zifan immediately concluded that Cheng Chumo was defecating in public.
"Damn, it stinks! Cheng Chumo, you are so special!"
"Ouch~~! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting!"
"I can't stand it anymore!"
Hearing Sun Zifan's yelling and cursing, the students in the teaching building started to complain one after another. Regardless of whether they smelled the stench or not, they all started to criticize Cheng Chumo. Some students who were close to him also followed the direction of Sun Zifan's finger. When they saw the yellow object, they quickly covered their mouths and noses and "scattered away." Even Tiedan and Qin Huaiyu, who were usually very close to Cheng Chumo, frowned and left their seats.
"Fuck, Sun Zifan, how dare you slander me! This is not shit, it's the persimmon I brought here today that fell on the bench and broke!"
Cheng Chumo stood up and explained angrily.
This pot must not be carried away! If word spread that he pooped in public in class, how could Cheng Chumo have the dignity to hang out among the dandies in Chang'an City in the future?
"Fart, it's obviously shit, Cheng Chumo, you still want to lie to me?"
Sun Zifan pinched his nose and retorted.
"Yeah! That clearly looks like shit, Cheng Chumo, please stop making excuses~!"
"Ouch~~, so disgusting!"
"You must have eaten something unclean in the morning, and then you just had a stomachache and pooped out!"
"Ouch~~! Dongcai, stop talking, it's disgusting to me!"
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Cheng Chumo's explanation was obviously very weak, and the students watching expressed disbelief.
"Fuck, it's really a persimmon and not shit! If you don't believe me, I'll eat it for you to see!"
Cheng Chumo was in a hurry. In order to prove his innocence, this guy didn't care about anything. He picked up a yellow object on the stool and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Ouch~~! Damn it! Even if you poop in public, you actually eat shit in public! Cheng Chumo, I misjudged you! From now on, I, Sun Zifan, will not recognize you as my brother!"
Sun Zifan was stunned for a moment, then retched quickly.
He thought the yellow object was shit from the beginning, but when he saw Cheng Chumo eating it in public, the visual impact was quite strong, and of course he couldn't stand it.
"Ouch~~! Oh my god! I heard that eight doctors from our Imperial College ate shit before going to court yesterday. I didn't expect that a student ate shit today. What happened to our Imperial College?"
When some students saw this scene, they immediately thought of the headline news in today's "Datang Daily".
"Ugh~~! I can't stand it anymore! Sir, please take care of it!"
Faced with this situation, Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded. He explained while eating: "Fuck! Sun Tzu Fan, don't talk nonsense! This is really a persimmon. If you don't believe it, try it. It's still sweet! You don't even want to think about it. , How could I, Old Cheng, eat shit? No, look, I, Old Cheng, brought two persimmons this morning, one was broken, and the other is still good, you see!"
Cheng Chumo said as he took out an intact persimmon from the desk drawer and showed it to everyone.
"Is that thing really a persimmon and not shit?"
"That's right! Mr. Lu's family isn't so poor that Cheng Chumo has to eat shit, right?"
Cheng Chumo's efforts were not in vain, and many people still believed his words.
"Ahem, Chu Mo, I just picked up a persimmon in front of the school. You should have dropped it, right?"
Li Zexuan took out a yellow-orange persimmon from his clothes with a smile and said a little narrowly.
quiet! The teaching building suddenly fell into an eerie silence!
Cheng Chumo was stunned. Since he had dropped the persimmon on Li Zexuan's hand, what was the yellow object on the bench?
"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, I almost believed you!"
"Ugh~~! It turns out you are really eating shit!"
"I remembered! This morning I saw the young son of Assistant Professor Mou from the Four Schools School coming to our Math School. Chumo, could the shit on your stool be caused by that kid?"
Wang Meng added wittily, and Li Zexuan glanced at him with a half-smile, secretly thinking that this kid is really wicked.
"Ugh~~! Damn it, Wang Meng, why didn't you tell me earlier, you idiot? Ugh~~! Get out of the way! I can't bear it anymore!"
Cheng Chumo was immediately dumbfounded. He roared with grief and anger, then staggered a few steps and ran out to vomit!
"Pfft! Hahaha! I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be so easy to deceive!"
Wang Meng laughed loudly when he saw this.
"Damn, that's awesome, Wang Meng! It turns out you're a liar! Haha! I thought it was true!"
"Hahaha~!"
The other students heard the conversation between the two and reacted, laughing while silently mourning Cheng Chu who was vomiting outside.
Li Zexuan shook his head. Of course the persimmon he took out was not dropped by Cheng Chumo, but brought from home in the morning. He just wanted to tease Cheng Chumo!
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