In the early morning, everything is silent, and a wisp of light rises from the eastern horizon, carefully infiltrating the light blue sky, and the new day gradually moves over from the distance.
Li Zexuan, who had just had breakfast, sat in the carriage with Tiedan and headed to the Imperial College to "go to school".
"Newspapers are being sold! Newspapers are being sold! The freshly released Datang Daily, today's headlines, shocking news, the dignified Dr. Guozijian actually eats shit? Is there a hidden secret behind this? Or?"
On the way, as expected, I heard the sound of a newsboy selling newspapers, but the words of the newspaper seller today were really... somewhat eye-catching!
"Sambo, go buy me a newspaper!"
Li Zexuan ordered while holding back his laughter.
Although he knew that Xiao Yu'er would write about Cui Shanyou and others' "eating shit" yesterday, he was still curious about what Xiao Yu'er would write.
"Okay~ Master! Please wait a moment!"
After a while, Sanbao came back with a newspaper.
"Master, your newspaper!"
Sanbao handed the newspaper into the carriage, then he sat back in the "driver's seat" in front of the car and continued to drive the carriage.
Li Zexuan took it and jumped directly to today's headlines. Sure enough, a very eye-catching headline came directly into his eyes: Shocking news, the dignified Dr. Guozijian actually ate shit? Is there another secret behind this? still?
"Tsk tsk, Xiao Yu'er's press release is becoming more and more professional!"
When Li Zexuan saw the news headlines, he felt like he was back in modern times again, and he smiled knowingly.
Tiedan had just heard the advertisement of a newsboy selling newspapers outside and had long been itching for the contents of the newspaper. When he saw Li Zexuan picking up the newspaper, he also came over to read it.
"More than a thousand years ago, King Helu of Wu attacked the State of Yue and was defeated by the State of Yue. Helu died and Fucha succeeded to the throne. After that, King Gou Jian of Yue heard that the State of Wu wanted to build a navy. Gou Jian ignored Fan Li's objection and went to attack the State of Wu. , but was surrounded and defeated. Fu Chai captured Gou Jian, but Fan Li secretly made a plan and pretended to surrender."
"Nani? What's going on? Didn't you want to write about Cui Shanyou "eating shit"? Why did you write about King Goujian of Yue again? What kind of trouble is Xiao Yu'er going to make?"
Li Zexuan read the beginning of the news and was a little confused. He even wondered if there was something wrong with the printing department!
Looking at Tiedan who was also in a dazed state, Li Zexuan calmed down and continued reading:
"When Gou Jian was captured, in order to gain trust, he flattered Fu Chai in every possible way. One day, Fu Chai fell ill and needed to have his stool checked. In order to diagnose Fu Chai's illness, Gou Jian personally tasted Fu Chai's stool. Fu Chai was very moved. He finally relaxed his vigilance towards Gou Jian. , and released Gou Jian."
"After suffering humiliation for three years, Gou Jian worked hard after returning to his country. He worked hard and tried his best to make the country stronger with the concerted efforts of the Yue people. Once, Fu Chai went to a meeting in another country and asked the King of Yue to lead troops to cheer. Gou Jian saw the opportunity. We have arrived. Kill the prince, capture Fu Chai, and destroy the Kingdom of Wu."
"In ancient times, Gou Jian, the king of Yue, tasted gallbladder and feces while lying down on a firewood. Today, Cui Shanyou, a doctor from the Imperial College, and others ate feces before a court meeting. What is the hidden story behind this? Now please listen to our reporter Xiao Yuer's detailed explanation..."
Li Zexuan laughed when he saw this. He didn't expect that Li Yu would quote scriptures now. Really "666666". In this way, does the news section also have a cultural flavor?
"Haha! No, take the iron egg and take a look at it slowly! Take a rest for the teacher!"
Li Zexuan was too lazy to read the rest of the plot. He just didn't know if Cui Shanyou and the others would come to fight for him after seeing today's newspaper.
"Yes, Master!"
Tiedan took the newspaper, went to another sofa, and read it alone.
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"Tiedan, you and Sanbao go and stick this on that wooden plaque!"
In front of the math school, Li Zexuan took out a piece of red paper and a piece of black paper, handed them to Tiedan and said.
Today he deliberately arrived two quarters of an hour early just to put up the honor list and shame list before the students came.
"Okay, Master!"
Tiedan took it silently. He didn't get the first place in the monthly exam this time, and he was still worried!
"Tsk tsk, not bad, not bad, one red list and one black list, the contrast is very sharp!"
Half a quarter of an hour later, Li Zexuan looked at the posted honor list and shame list and said with satisfaction.
"Master, why does Sanbao think this black list is so ugly! Why are there flowers on the red list, and...yes...yes...on the black list?"
Sanbao scratched his head and said in a somewhat tangled manner. As he spoke, he seemed to have encountered something unspeakable and could not speak out.
"It's a piece of shit, isn't it?"
Li Zexuan spoke up for Sanbao. He commissioned Ma Zhou to make both the red and black lists. In addition to being good at calligraphy, Ma Zhou was also good at painting. The painting of the plume was really "lifelike".
Li Zexuan's design not only gave some warnings to the students on the shame list, but also had a bit of bad taste.
"Uh, yes!"
Sanbao said awkwardly.
"Haha! What's wrong with a piece of shit? Haven't you heard that even the King of Yue ate shit back then? Humph! If these people dare to take the final five exams, they must be prepared to deal with shit!"
Li Zexuan snorted and walked away!
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"Eh~~? Isn't that sir's carriage? Why did sir come so early today?"
Sun Zifan said in surprise.
"Hey~~, Zifan, look, the honor list and shame list plaques that were empty before are now affixed with something!"
Yu Dongcai tugged on Sun Zifan's sleeve and exclaimed.
"Damn it, the monthly exam results have already come out, right?"
Sun Zifan looked frightened and his legs were a little weak. He was so scared! The beating his father gave him last time was still deeply etched in his heart!
"Ah~? Damn! It shouldn't be that bad, right? Brother, I think I did pretty well in the exam this time!"
When Yu Dongcai heard this, he felt a little guilty. He prayed in his heart that he would never be so unlucky!
"Why are you thinking so much? Can you tell if you go and see it? I don't believe I will be on that list of shame!"
Kong Quancun from behind said something, then he held his head high and headed straight towards the Honor List and Shame List. He was so confident!
"Damn, you're awesome! Dongcai, let's go take a look too!"
Sun Zifan gave a thumbs up to Kong Quan Cun's back, and then dragged Yu Dongcai over there.
But as soon as he came closer, he saw Kong Quancun's face was dull, as if he had eaten shit. Sun Zifan was stunned and thought to himself, what's going on? Could it be that there are flowers on this list?
He looked at it with disbelief. Of course he was looking at the list of shame. He saw a big "Xiang" drawn on the top of the black list, and below it was written: "The bottom one: Kong Quancun!"
"puff!"
"Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard! Haha, I'm laughing so hard!"
Sun Zifan couldn't hold back anymore and laughed wildly. Not only did Kong Quancun's expression look like he had eaten shit, but he was also "eating shit" on the honor list. It was so funny! Not sure where he got the confidence just now, he excitedly ran over to look at the list.
"Hahaha! Kong Quancun, why is your name under that piece of shit? Haha, it's like eating shit! This list of shame made by Mr. is really fun!"
Yu Dongcai glanced at it and didn't find his name on it. He couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. Then he discovered the joke and laughed happily.
Although he only scored eighteen points this time, there were still people who did worse than him, so this guy escaped by luck and ranked sixth from the bottom!
"Get out! Ah~ I will fight with you!"
Kong Quancun was almost angry to death. He roared angrily and was about to come up and fight for his life!
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