"Oh my god! Someone actually eats shit?"
"Ugh~~! It seems to really smell like shit~~Ugh~~!"
"This is unreasonable. On such an important day today, isn't Cui Shanyou doing this deliberately to cause trouble?"
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Cheng Yaojin's voice became even louder, and the surrounding civil and military ministers who had been waiting for the emperor heard it. They all opened their eyes wide, looked at Cui Shanyou and others in disbelief, and then smelled the lingering smell in the air. There was no "flying" flavor, and all the ministers jumped far away with "agility", as if they were escaping from the plague.
An isolation zone was immediately formed next to Cui Shanyou and others. The commotion here also attracted the attention of 20,000 sailors not far away. However, due to strict military regulations, they did not run over to watch the excitement. Even so, each of them He kept looking this way with his eyes.
"You~! You~! How dare Zhu Zian slander me! You~!"
Cui Shanyou saw that everyone was staying away from them with disgust, and even the officials who were usually good friends with him were unwilling to approach him. In the blink of an eye, their reputation as "shit eaters" was about to be confirmed. Cui Shanyou, who valued his integrity, couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry. He pointed at Li Zexuan with his trembling right hand and cursed angrily.
At this moment, he didn't even care that Li Zexuan was his superior, he even used "Shu Zi".
"Colleagues, please don't listen to nonsense. How can we scholars eat such filthy things? All of this is a misunderstanding!"
"Yes! I just accidentally stepped on a child's feces on the road. I will never eat such filthy things! Huang Shilang, you have to believe me!"
Lu Yanyu hurriedly grabbed one of his usual friends and explained.
"Hmm~! Dr. Lu, I believe you are. Let go first. I feel a little uncomfortable, vomit~~"
Huang Shilang quickly broke away from Lu Yanyu's hand and ran to the side to vomit. After all, he had just finished breakfast not long ago!
Several other doctors were basically in the same situation. No matter how they explained, no one was willing to listen carefully and they all "ran away" because everyone was similar to Huang Shilang. They had just finished breakfast. Who would? How about coming into contact with something so unappetizing?
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, and Wei Zheng, the "civilian chiefs", also stood far away, frowning at the eight Imperial College doctors present.
"This is unreasonable! Why are Cui Shanyou and others so ignorant?"
Wei Zheng said with an unhappy expression.
"Maybe there is something hidden in it. Let's wait until Your Majesty comes to talk about it!"
Fang Xuanling said thoughtfully.
Changsun Wuji smiled, but did not say anything. He glanced at Li Zexuan in the distance thoughtfully.
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"My decades of good reputation have been destroyed by your hands! I... I will fight with you! Ah~~~!"
Seeing that his reputation was about to be ruined, Cui Shanyou was so jealous that he could no longer hold back. He moved his arms and legs and rushed toward Li Zexuan like a madman. Looking at this posture, he wanted to kill Li Zexuan. Killed.
Li Zexuan was "shocked" and ran around in the crowd in "embarrassment", while shouting: "Dr. Cui, you are wronged! I never said that you, the old man, ate shit! I just asked Have you eaten shit?"
With his skill, even if he stood still and let Old Man Cui bump him, it would be no problem for a year, but he was afraid that Cui Shanyou would "touch porcelain"! Seeing how old this man is, if he gets involved, wouldn't he be extorted for a large amount of "medical expenses?"
"Pfft~~! Shuzi! I have nothing to do with you!"
Hearing that Li Zexuan was "eating shit" one bite at a time, and it was as slippery as a loach and impossible to catch, Cui Shanyou couldn't bear it any longer. He staggered two steps, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said angrily.
"Dr. Cui! Dr. Cui! Are you okay?"
Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao and others quickly came over to support Cui Shanyou and said anxiously.
They had smelled the "shit" smell for so long along the way, and they had almost developed a certain immunity, so no one would dislike the other at this moment.
"Hey~! You didn't care about my business, okay? Dr. Cui, why are you chasing me so hard? You look like you're a lot older, and if others see it, you still think I'm bullying you~!"
Li Zexuan said somewhat "unbearably".
"You~! You~! You~!"
Cui Shanyou said "you, you, you" for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it any longer. He rolled his eyes and fainted completely!
"Dr. Cui~! Dr. Cui~! Wake up~!"
"Dr. Cui, wake up~!"
The remaining seven Imperial College doctors suddenly lost their backbone, and each one grabbed Cui Shanyou's arm and cried and cried in sorrow.
"You, go and get a few people to carry him to the Imperial Medical Office!"
In the distance, Changsun Wuji finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to end this farce. He called a sergeant and gave instructions.
"promise!"
The silver-armored sergeant bowed to accept the order, and ran towards the field with his two men.
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"Hey, what happened to you kid today? Did these people offend you somewhere?"
After the court regained calm, Cheng Yaojin grabbed Li Zexuan and laughed.
"You're wronged! Uncle Cheng! I just made a random guess, but I didn't expect you to react so strongly and just shouted that sentence out!"
Li Zexuan must not take the blame! It really undermines his perfect image of being bright and stalwart, respecting the elderly and caring for the young, and being wise and unrestrained! So he casually passed the blame to Cheng Yaojin. Anyway, the old goblin had too many lice on his body, so there were already a lot of people who hated him.
"Snapped!"
Cheng Yaojin blew his beard and glared, slapped Li Zexuan on the forehead, and cursed: "Fart! It's obviously you who said it, but you still dare to rely on me? You stinky boy has grown up!"
Li Zexuan rubbed his head and muttered to himself: No wonder Cheng Chumo is not smart! He must have been beaten like this by Cheng Yaojin since he was a child.
"Haha! Long time no see, Xiaoxuan has become even more powerful! First he made Cui Shanyou angry, and now he has provoked Cheng Zhijie! It seems that we in the Tang Dynasty will have another demon king~!"
At this moment, a middle-aged general, covered in armor and walking like a dragon and a tiger, walked over to this side.
It was Li Xiaogong.
"My lord! Why are you free right now?"
Although Li Zexuan didn't agree with what Li Xiaogong just said, "There will be another demon king in the Tang Dynasty," he was even more surprised that at this time, Li Xiaogong still had time to come over and talk to them.
"Haha~! Why am I not free? Look, the army has been organized, and the civilian caravans and sailors have also gathered, waiting for His Majesty to come! Why can't I be free~?"
Li Xiaogong pointed to the neatly prepared troops in the distance and said casually.
Li Zexuan praised: "The prince is really strict in running the army. It looks like he is the master of tiger and wolf!"
"Haha! You are really good at talking!"
Li Xiaogong said with a proud smile.
"Go! This skill is far inferior to that of my old Cheng! Didn't you steal it from the pharmacist?"
Others would give Li Xiaogong some face, but Cheng Yaojin would not. When Lao Cheng heard Li Xiaogong bragging and showing off, he couldn't help but sarcastically said.
"Uh, cough! Zhijie, you~!"
Li Xiaogong almost lost his temper, but what Cheng Yaojin said was not entirely wrong. Most of Li Xiaogong's army commanding skills were learned when he fought side by side with Li Jing in the early years, so he could only stare at Cheng Yaojin. .
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