Cui Shanyou returned home in embarrassment and changed a pair of shoes. He didn't even bother to take a shower. He hurriedly lit a lantern, walked around the countless "landmines" in front of the door, and walked towards Chang'an with a vague "shit smell". Go to the east city gate.
As for where the "landmine" in front of the door came from, he had no time to investigate now. He thought that he would wait until he came back from the morning to find the people from Wuhou Mansion and let them investigate!
If you let me know who is so wicked, I must make you look good! Cui Shanyou thought bitterly.
"Oh~! That's great! Haha! Now I can have money to buy some candy~!"
In the alley west of Cui Shanyou's house, there were about forty and a half-year-old children gathered. One of them was a shirtless, tiger-headed boy. When he saw Cui Shanyou's master and servant disappear, he jumped up excitedly and shouted Xiao shouted.
"Haha, old man Cui stepped on my daddy just now. Can Xiao Wu get an extra 100 yuan in reward this time?"
A six or seven-year-old boy wearing rags and linen clothes with a bun on his head pulled the older boy and asked.
"Xiaowu, it's so dark, how can you see clearly?"
The older boy asked gloomily.
"Of course you can see it clearly! If Brother Qi Nu doesn't believe it, you can go and take a look. Xiao Wu left a mark next to the daddy. That place is half a step away from the door. Xiao Wu specially chose it there. Just now The old man must have stepped on it!”
The little brat named Xiao Wu heard that the big boy didn't believe what he said, so he hurriedly wanted to take him with him to have a closer look.
"Uh-huh, let go, let's wait here for Brother Biaozi to come over. We'll talk about it later when he comes!"
The big boy quickly broke away his hand. He didn't want to suffer in that smelly "mine field"!
"Brother Biaozi is here~!"
"Brother Biaozi is here~!"
Two surprised voices suddenly rang out among the children, and then the crowd was automatically divided into two sides. A shirtless burly man came over with two slutty young people.
"Hello, Brother Biaozi!"
"Hello, Brother Biaozi!"
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More than forty children bent down to say hello to the burly man in unison. It looked like the big man was wandering around with a bunch of brats, which was quite funny.
"Well, not bad, not bad. I saw it just now. You all did a good job. I always keep my word, and I don't cheat your money. No, two hundred coins each, let old man Cui step on the baby. I’ll reward you with one hundred more coins! Lin Laoer, give me the money!”
Brother Biaozi inserted his waist and shouted in a loud voice.
"Yes, boss!"
A little follower responded quickly.
"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"
"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"
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When the little kids heard that money was really going to be distributed, they all jumped up with excitement.
"Quiet, quiet! Don't provoke others!"
Biaozi yelled quickly and then said: "When you go back today, each of you must save your energy to feed me hard. If you want to poop, just hold it in for me. Tomorrow morning, we will come to Old Man Cui's place to poop again." ! The price will still be the same then, do you hear me clearly?"
"Listen clearly!"
When they heard that they could earn another amount of money tomorrow, the children quickly agreed. You only need to pay a bunch of "Xiang" and you can get hundreds of dollars in profit. If you don't agree to such a good deal, isn't there something wrong with your head?
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The same thing happened in other corners of Chang'an City almost at the same time. Ju Qingliu, Sima Mingliang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, and Sikong Linghao, the seven Imperial Academy doctors who together with Cui Shanyou wrote a letter to impeach Li Zexuan, Without exception, all of them were affected by the seedlings and "glided" one after another.
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"Nine heavens open the palace, and all nations wear their hats and bows."
Chang'an is located on the banks of the Wei River and at the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains. The city of Chang'an embraced the idea of the unity of nature and man during the planning process.
There are no rivers in Chang'an City, only canals connecting the city and suburban rivers and man-made or natural pools such as Qujiang Pool. Outside the city of Chang'an, there are eight rivers, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, Jing, Pou, Chan and Bahe. This is what people often say "eight rivers surround Chang'an"!
Therefore, in terms of transportation, Chang'an, as the imperial capital, is extremely developed in both water transportation and land transportation.
The Bahe River originates from Lantian County, located to the east of Chang'an City. On both sides of the Ba Bridge, there are five miles of embankments and thousands of willow trees planted. Tourists rub shoulders with each other, which is the grandeur of Chang'an. Whenever spring is in full bloom and the spring breeze blows against your face, catkins flying all over the sky and misty smoke become a major sight in Baqiao, Chang'an. There is a dock and a post station in Bahe River, which is called "Bating". People often greet guests here, say goodbye, and break off willow branches to give gifts.
Li Zexuan also came to Ba Shang early today. He was speechless about Li Er. Why did he want to have "fifth-grade and above Beijing officials come to Ba Shang to see off the army"? Wouldn't it be better to just come to those of level five or above? Li Zexuan felt that he was being targeted.
Alas, a good double vacation has become so cold! Should I suggest to Li Er that one day we should also introduce the weekend system to the court? After all, the "government workers" in the previous life also needed to rest on weekends!
"Haha, I haven't seen you for a long time! If I, Old Cheng, don't look for you, why don't you take the time to come and say hello to me?"
Suddenly, a huge force came from his shoulder. If Li Zexuan hadn't been relatively stable, he would have been slapped into the river. Needless to say, only Demon King Cheng could do such an out-of-control thing.
"Uncle Cheng taught you a lesson because you didn't think well! I'll invite you and Uncle Qin to my house for a drink some other time!"
Li Zexuan felt helpless towards this crazy and "disrespectful" Cheng Yaojin, so he could only follow his words and say.
"Hey! There's no need to change the date~! Counting the days, your kid is about to get married. Then I, Old Cheng, will go to your house and have a big meal! Haha, you kid won't be allowed to hide your secrets then. What good wine is there? All the good dishes must be served to me!"
Cheng Yaojin patted Li Zexuan on the shoulder and laughed.
"Zhijie, how can you be such an elder?"
Qin Qiong on the side couldn't help frowning.
"Hey, Second Brother Qin, this kid is considered a member of the family, why do you need to be polite to him? Huh~? What does it smell like? Why does it stink so much!"
Cheng Yaojin smelled a stench as he spoke. He sniffed his nose and turned around to look around, trying to find the source of the stench.
Li Zexuan also smelled it. With his sharp eyes, he immediately saw Cui Shanyou, Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang and others walking towards him. He smiled knowingly, tugged on Cheng Yaojin's sleeve, then held his breath and stepped forward to hold his hand. smiled and said:
"Hey~! Isn't this Dr. Cui, Dr. Ju, and Dr. Sima? Who are you?"
"Well, it's early for you, Li Siye!"
Cui Shanyou was not in a good mood today. He just pretended to cup his hands, said a simple greeting, and then stopped talking.
The other people didn't even say anything, they just held their hands together.
Li Zexuan didn't care on his face, but in his heart he was cursing these people for stabbing anyone in the back. He suddenly pinched his nose and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Well, eh~~! Dr. Cui, why do you smell so bad? Did you eat shit this morning?"
Did you eat shit this morning? Eat shit? Shit?
Li Zexuan's scream was louder. Cheng Yaojin was close and could hear it most clearly. Old Cheng's eyes widened in shock, he pinched his nose and pointed at Cui Shanyou and others: "Bah, you are so insulting to gentleness, you are such a bastard." It's so insulting to the gentlemen, you even eat shit! Ugh~~! It's so smelly, I, Old Cheng, can't stand it!"
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