He was impeached for no reason, and he was so unlucky that he had to go to court tomorrow. He was just sitting at home, so trouble came from heaven!
"Gante's mother-in-law Cui! You bullied me too much, Cao! I'll kick you to death, you bastard!"
Li Zexuan was wandering on the alleyway home, feeling really angry and kicking everyone he saw on the road. Fortunately, there were not many pedestrians at the moment, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to be bumped into like this.
"The young master is back!"
Walking to the door of the house, Sanbao was the first to greet him and said.
"Well, did you send Li Yu there?"
Li Zexuan nodded and asked casually.
"Go back to Master, send it over!"
"Well, that's good!"
Li Zexuan waved his hand and prepared to go back to the house. Suddenly, he paused, stepped back, and waved to Sanbao: "Sambo, come here! Master, let me tell you something!"
"Hey! Master, tell me!"
After Sanbao heard this, he ran over excitedly and said.
"Go...hey, come in and talk, come in and talk!"
As soon as Li Zexuan opened his mouth, he realized something was wrong. He quickly took Sanbao into the mansion, and then the servants of Li Mansion saw such a "gay love" scene from a distance: his young master and the servants in the mansion, in They were secretly discussing something under the big locust tree in the front yard. One person kept saying "Bilibili" and gesticulating with his hands while talking. The other person's eyes widened with a completely expression on his face. Confused.
"have you understood?"
"Ah~? Young Master, is this... not too... too immoral~?"
"I miss your sister! Do you still want to do it~?"
"Well, young master, calm down, calm down. I'm going to go right now, but if someone discovers this, I'm afraid it won't be easy for the master to explain!"
"What a bastard pig! I didn't let you go in person! You can't cover your face and secretly hire a few people to help you recruit people~?"
"Yes, yes, the young master said yes, the young one is going now!"
"Wait a minute, I haven't given you the money yet! Where are you going~? Your kid is not thinking clearly today! Go to Steward Wang's place to get a hundred guan, there's still more left!"
"Ah~? Master, how can we use so much~? Ten guan of money is enough!"
Sanbao almost knelt down, he said with a grimace.
"You know nothing, kid. The more money you have, the bigger things will get, and the happier I will be, Master! Master, I am not short of money! If you do a good job, you will be rewarded heavily! Hurry up and go!"
Li Zexuan slapped Sanbao on the back of the head and said angrily.
I'm such a bitch, I'm too honest, not arrogant enough, and it's not in line with my identity!
"Yes, Master, I will go immediately!"
Seeing that his young master was a little impatient, Sanbao didn't dare to hesitate any more and ran away like a rabbit. He still cherishes the identity of Li Zexuan's number one loser.
"Ahem~! What are you looking at, why don't you hurry up and get to work?"
Li Zexuan saw the servant girl in the distance looking at him with a "gossip" look on her face, and he scolded angrily.
Immediately, the servants and maids dispersed in a hurry.
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The next day, it is Yinshiwuji (4:15 in the morning).
Some people were still sleeping, but some people had already gotten up. The only people who got up so early, apart from the traders and lackeys, were the only ministers rushing to attend the morning court. Therefore, from this point of view, the important officials of the court and the traffickers actually have something in common, that is, they both need to get up early.
However, today is a little different. Since the fleet heading south will leave in the morning, today's morning meeting has been postponed. All fifth-grade and above Beijing officials have to go to the dock in Bashang, the eastern suburb of Chang'an, to see off the army.
"Hmm~! Madam, you can buy more meat in the future. Our family will no longer have to live in such poverty, haha!"
Shengyefang.
In a dilapidated and narrow courtyard, Cui Shanyou was drinking porridge and eating vegetables, and spoke with some dissatisfaction to the middle-aged woman in linen across the street.
"Master, are you talking nonsense? With your salary, how can our family afford meat?"
The woman in linen clothes said with a strange expression.
"Haha, short-sighted! It won't be long before I can return to the family~! What do you want by then~?"
Cui Shanyou laughed proudly.
"What~? Master, are you telling the truth~?"
The linen woman's voice rose an octave, she was extremely excited, and even used "you", which showed that she was very concerned about the identity of this family.
"Of course! I can't tell you the specific details of my husband now. You will know after a while!"
"Yeah, come on, sir, please eat more!"
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"Madam, I am going to bed right now. Your Majesty specially summoned me to attend the morning court today, so I may come back later. You can have lunch first without waiting for me!"
Cui Shanyou finished his breakfast happily and was about to go out. Of course, this happiness didn't mean that the food was delicious, but that he had gained respect from his wife and could finally straighten up his life.
"Okay, master, walk slowly!"
The woman in linen clothes said quickly.
"Haha, silly tiger, let's go! Go to Bashang!"
Cui Shanyou waved his hand vigorously, and with a stooped young man, he was ready to go out.
How could Cui Shanyou, a poor person like him, afford a horse and carriage? So he got up earlier today because the journey was far and he had to leave early!
"Ouch~!"
Cui Shanyou pushed open the dilapidated courtyard door and almost "flyed" out as soon as he took a step.
"Master, hehe, what's wrong with you~?"
The young man named "Silly Tiger" seems to have something really wrong with his brain. Something happened to his master, but this guy can still smile like "hehe". I really don't know how many episodes he can "survive".
"It seems like I stepped on something soft~! Silly tiger, please help me take a look. My eyesight is not very good! Oops, I stepped on the other foot too!"
Cui Shanyou didn't care about Silly Hu's inappropriate smile, maybe he was already used to it.
But while he was moving like this, his other foot immediately stepped on something soft. At this moment, the genius was just dimmed, and his old eyes were dim, so naturally he couldn't see anything clearly, so he could only ask Silly Hu for help.
"Hey, sir, I'll help you look at it right now!"
Silly Tiger chuckled and ran over quickly.
"Look quickly, what did you step on~? Could it be a poisonous snake~?"
Having said this, Cui Shanyou immediately broke out in a cold sweat. Even a big man would be afraid of snakes!
"Hehe, no, sir, you stepped on shit! Hehe!"
I stepped on shit! Shit! Got it!
Hey, hey, hey, your mother!
Cui Shanyou looked spartan. Even though he was used to Shahu's way of speaking, he still felt that the word "hehe" was extremely harsh at this moment.
"How unreasonable! How unreasonable! At the feet of the Emperor, someone dared to dump such filth at the door of my house! It is really unreasonable!"
Cui Shanyou was trembling with anger, and his beard was almost standing up. No one could stand a pile of shit at the door! But what made him even more unbearable was what was to come.
"Hey! Master, this is not someone else's shit, someone just pooped it. Look, this shit is still warm!"
It’s so hot! It’s here! Woolen cloth!
"Ugh~~wow~~!"
It’s no wonder Cui Shanyou couldn’t bear it. This scene was so powerful that Cui Shanyou couldn’t bear it any longer. He ran to the corner and began to vomit. However, as he ran, he inevitably stepped on a few more steps. Shit!
"Eh~? Master, what's wrong with you? I haven't finished speaking yet! I can see that this shit was caused by a child. Look, how thin the roots are! Hehe!"
"Ugh~~! Stop...shut up! Ugh~~~!"
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